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englishmart:
, you will soon be a baby mama to your father.

Werey oh.......

CreepyBlackpool:
yes oh!!

rock that ugliness with pride.


One day you'll find a man equally ugly or uglier than thou who will accept you just the way you are

That is if she is intelligent and well mannered/ cultured if not, na unofficial reverend sister she be

Xavier.

IamD18:
She's not that ugly, it's just that her lips looks like an improper fraction with her teeth looking like antibiotics tablet.


But anyhow anyhow sha, if her ikpu come board, alaye boiz nogo waste time to raala her ikpu.

Highest dem go use pillow cover her face.

Remember say na person daughter oh

#Xavier.

Nice moves, Nigeria Army. A Welcome Development.

#Xavier.

Alexaonfleek:
Abeg I need a summary of the above epistle


No time to read it jare

No summary. Create time and read it. It worth it.

#Xavier.

She Is Beautiful And Lovely But Must She Expose Her Breast All Because She Wants To Create Awareness For Breast Cancer?

#Xavier.

Homeboiy:
No free time to read ur epistle

LOL. Try create some time and read the epistle. It is worth it.

#Xavier.

Homeboiy:
No free time to read ur epistle

LOL. Try create some time and read the epistle. It is worth it.
#Xavier.

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quinnboy:
Uhmn

Deep huh. So what's your opinion on this?

#Xavier.

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#Xavier.

YAHOO GIRLS

Girl: Baby I want to buy a new phone.

Akpos: Tell me about it
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Girl: It is TECNO PHANTOM 6' I have been saving for it &
my
money isn't enough. I just want you to add little.

Akpos: Ok how much is the phantom 6?

Girl: just 70,000

Akpos: How much have you saved?

Girl: 1,500

Akpos: Which type of thunder would you prefer ?
Amadioha of Egypt or Oganigwe of Gabon or Igbudu
of
iyawundeh?
Choose one. Ole. Onyoshi.

#Xavier.

"PLEASE Thank God with me. They atak me in bed ds morning by 2.30am. They came in 2 my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved accros d rum 2wrds me. As i got up, I remembad d scripture dt says "He has nt given us d spirit of fear..." As one of them came to attack, I had no choice bt to defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one also flew at me, I cudn't bliv wht was hapening. My neighbours heard d chaotic soun that was emerging frm my rum & were wondering wht was wrng, I eventually hit d second one too, my hands were stained with blood. They lay still, So I wondered if they were stil alive, bt when I looked at them on d floor, I foundout one was stil moving, I struck again n ds time I hit harder in anger. THAT IS HOW I KILLED THE TWO GIANT MOSQUITOES ATTEMPTING TO SUCK MY BLOOD.. Praise the Lord!

#Xavier.

Once u see a girl laffing and chatting
Just know she has successfully deceived somebodiz son

#Xavier.

The way Africa is corrupt .You need connections to get into a relationship. She will ask you....' Who gave you my number ?

#Xavier.

The difference between BATHROOM
and BAFFROOM .................
In BATHROOM, one can take a cute
selfie.
But in BAFFROOM, hmmm
hmmmmm!
If your soap falls on the floor, just
forget it!

#Xavier.

You can UnCloth a lady in 5 secs in the dark but you can't open psalm 51 in broad day light...
Come & enter heaven lemme see!

#Xavier.

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Erection can make a Guy tie his Shoe Lace for no Reason.

#Xavier.

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ExAngel007:
see the way you judge people fast. You that look like a rapist

Omoh, See Uppercut

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