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I just don't understand what is wrong with man most especially blacks. We blame the whites for racism but we are carrying out xenophobic attacks on fellow black. Why?

Why will you choose to attack someone leaving in your country all in the name of them taking your "resources, place and rights?", How and why? Is it the foreigners that are the cause of your problems. If things aren't working out in your country, who should you blame, foreigners or your government?

I hope this is not true. I sincerely hope or else there is a big problem.

#Xavier.

And someone with tell me that there is no Nemesis.

Fashola said APC will fix power in two months. Gbam, he was made the minister of power, No show yet.

#Xavier.

RockHard:
No mind am. Na money be fine bobo. Promise am IPhone x and watch her find your goatie sexy.

seun, give this guy five crate of egg.

#Xavier.

The President also declared that the activities of the Boko Haram sect in the Northern part of the country would soon become a history.

That's what we've been hearing since Creation.

Of course, Goodluck Jonathan is a legend for that singular act of his. He has my respect.

#Xavier

Legalese:
It's the man who is leaning away from him. He dosnt want to go too close so bad not to look like the pastor's son.

CCCCCCHHHHHHHAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII

Nna did marriage get as e be oh. If you no like the man, why you marry am. Abi dey point gun for your head say make you marry am.

Nigerians self, so because the pastor was more closer to the wife than the husband means he is having or attempting to have an affair with her bah.....

#Xavier.

So A "Celebrity" Witnessing Storm On Her Way To Abuja Is Now News. Naija Bloggers.........

And To Even Think That This Made Front Page Is Scary.
Well, Anything For The Ego.

#Xavier.

Anyway, she is more beautiful and curvier now than then.

#Xavier.

MJBOLT:

in the comics,barry allen has blonde hair but in the JL movie and CW Arrowverse his hair is black,there's nothing to fear there's no movie or tv series that is based on either a comicbook,video game or novel that is 100% accurate

Coming from a Marvel fanboy, hhmmmmmmmmm

#Xavier.

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#Xavier.

Here is my special advice to girls: Never, i mean Never you date a Naija school drop out. They will leave you the same way they left school.

#Xavier.

In Naija movies, the poor boys always meet the rich man's daughter by the road side and repair her car and they later fall in love.
I have been standing by our village roadside and no car got spoiled. Are this people fooling us?

#Xavier.

Naija parents can send unnecessary messages when they see you doing nothing. like: Ayodun! Go and check whether there is air outside.

Some Naija girls love food so much, you will take her to the zoo and ask what's her favourite animal and she will answer: "Roasted Chicken".

#Xavier.

Finally, i have made it in Naija. I can now speak French.
Born June Mama, Come On Serve Her, Serve Her Beer Mercy.

#Xavier.

When a Naija girl ask you for N50,000 and you gave her N100,000 instead. She will be like: "That baby, but don't forget the N50,000 i asked you.

#Xavier.

If a Naija guy tells you he is not like other men. My sister, ask him if he can give birth. Nonsense Boys!

#Xavier.

Guys, Aquaman in the comics and animations has blonde hairs and beards but Jason Mamoa's aquaman has dark or brown hairs and beards. Don't you guys think that they don't just align or it isn't just right?

Well except they are trying to upgrade super heroes in terms of their appearance because I know they do it a lot E.g Take a look at wonder woman or Henry Cavil's superman who doesn't have the trademark curly hair at the front of his hairs and also who doesn't wear pant.

If that is the reason, then no P otherwise, there is trouble.

#Xavier.

Minemrys:
Their timelines w0n't clash. Why?
1. Suicide Squad is n0t a superhero team that goes to save cats out of trees. They are govt owned assassins and enforcers made up of criminals, put together by politicians of America and n0t to save the world. They can be disavowed, any0ne is expendable.
2. The World doesn't kn0w they are out there. Meaning, they can go on missi0ns for the g0vt even with the presence of the league with0ut them meeting the league.
3. Saying the suicide squad is useless, is like telling the U. S to scrap the NSA because they have the CIA. Think of the justice league as the CIA and the suicide squad as the NSA.

Nice one dude, Nice one.

#Xavier.

Kaycee7:
Said it better than I could.

Yea, he did

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zionking10:
I asked a reasonable question and you answered without reasoning...And who told you are opinionated?? I know your type,you preach a thing online you act the opposite in reality... stop confusing other girls that has common sense... since you cannot reply without throwing shades av concluded you are actually here to rile people up and not make a point about feminism...do not mention me anymore God bless you

Guy, the girl matter tire me. Claiming to be a feminist when she knows nothing about Feminism. Try to engage her in a discussion about Feminism, she will shy away. All this False Feminist.

#Xavier.