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Girls are very funny, when they don't have money to buy make up. They will be like , make up free day
Issoryt......

#Xavier.

If the bride's parents dance too much on your wedding day just know you just married out the trouble maker in their family.

#Xavier.

Remember the worst beating your parents ever gave to you
Me that day, I took my mum wrapper to sew cloth for my toy and...and
ohgahd.. She flog the upcoming tailor out of my life!.

#Xavier.

Only a Nigerian mother would wake you up at 2am in the morning to beat you for an offence you committed at 2pm the previous day.... That's what we call

#CarryOverBeating!!!!


#Xavier.

My mum bought 3 corn this morning, she took one and I took one, I quickly rushed my own so I took the last one and I ate it,,,, my mum has not said anything to me but the way she is looking at me I know that corn is my afternoon and evening food,,,, lemme be looking sha.

#Xavier.

Dear women, learn to trust your husband's even if the reason they give you is not convincing.
Imagine Jonah's wife when he came home after 3days claiming he had been swallowed by a fish.

#Xavier.

After giving him all ur styles in bed, he still says the person dat will marry u will be very lucky........my sister stone him to death

#Xavier.

Witchcraft is when you're suspecting that your boyfriend has a side chick,
then boom!!!
You're the side chick...

#Xavier.

Gentleman, If your lady calls another man "Sweetie, Bae, Boo or Baby" trust me, there is chance that nothing is going on with them. But you see that one she's calling "big head" he's the Potential threat, kill him, I repeat, kill him.

#Xavier.

If your lady answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the "volume down" button. That's him my brother.... that's him.

#Xavier.

The World is funny if the Govt finds Diamonds in your backyard Its government property but if they find Weed my friend Its yours alone.

#Xavier.

Listening to your wife is like looking at the terms and conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still agree.

#Xavier.

Dating a girl with a big head is not a problem, the problem is when she wants to lie on your Chest with that tombstone.

#Xavier.

Nigeria police be like
OH!!!!!! You think you have all the receipt abi? ahah hha!
Oya!! Where is the receipt of all your receipts.

#Xavier.

You know your village people are at it again when you date a crippled guy and the guy still walks out of the relationship.

#Xavier.

EPIC REPLY.

Lydia: All Men Are Dogs.

Akpos: Which Breed Is Your Father?


#Xavier.

Family members who visits you and ends up taking your cloth, shoe, spray, lipstick, powder, e.t.c....... Are your true relathieves.

#Xavier.

A friend of mine told me his father just bought a brand new Android car.
I told him that our swimming pool got burnt yesterday.
Then he blocked me
What did I do to deserve this?

#Xavier.

SERIOUS COURT CASE!

I can't laugh alone
A man and his wife were in court to have a Divorce.
The problem in contention was ....who should have the possession of the child.??
The man or the woman?
The woman jumped up and said... "My Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour.... alone".
The judge then turned to the man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said ..
"My lord ..I have a question, ....when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine....."?

Court adjourned.

Imagine a porn star who just won an award the best porn star of the year and she was like "Firstly I will love to thank the almighty God for......" For what sister ? I repeat for what? You dey mad?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#Xavier.

So I told this slay queen that my dad has a very plantain plantation .
She said my dad is a learner.
That her dad has a big maize maization, yam yamtation, banana bananation, tomatoe tomatation, okro okation and casava casavation.

I just woke up in the ICU now.

#Xavier.

They say milk give strength and when you drink 5 cups of milk you cant even move your bedroom wall. But when you drink 5 bottles of beer, you just stare at the walls and they move by themselves...these scientists what are they missing?

#Xavier.

Are you feeling neglected or abandoned? Do you want your friends to always have you in their heart and constantly stay in touch? Borrow money from all of them and travel!!!

#Xavier.

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Why don't you go ask her yourself

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Nice one but the man belly for the first pix sha

Anyways, HML to them.

#Xavier.

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IamD18:
Take their pretentious and fake reactions serious at your own peril.

Don't be surprised 7 of them know what his diick looks like.

Who doesn't know how a man's dick look like.....

So OP, people posing for pix is now spying bah........

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