Sammiejokes:

CAN YOU SAY THIS TO HIS FACE ONE ON ONE? .

Na just now I come chop breakfast, I no craze reach that one na.. Except it ya boy wizzy stand behind me.. lol

Davido. keep shut.. I repeat keep shut, no be everything you go put your frogy voice in.. Making it seems like drake is doing our boy tekno a favour by recording a track with him, where as its the other way round.. Drake go just use tekno blow again..

You no get work. ���

MaxkidOFFICIAL:
I don’t know how to say but I feel it’s spiritual problem oo .. imagine me .. 300lvl uniport I have no babe I have bleeped befor in the school with the number of fresh girls coming in every year .. bye it’s a problem from my sec school days because I didn’t socialize with girls ..
If I see a girl I don’t know what is holding me from talking to her and I’m not good at coming up with funny lines ..
there’s this beautiful girl I saw .. I prepared to talk to her but to my greatest surprise when I jam her coming moving in opposite directions I just pass like goat wey dey find grass .. I don’t just understand .. I don’t know if it’s confidence or lack of self esteem or whatever ..
Abeg who knows the problem ?

I will appreciate if anyone can provide satisfactory answer.. thanks


CC: DavidTheGeek
Cc: XavierBlue
Cc: HARDDON

Lol.. Spiritual problem..�
Seems you're scared of girls, scared of rejection, scared of the outcome, scared that she may slap you, scared of the unknown, which off course will never happen if you go with a friendly approach.. Like DavidThegeek said, just see them as friends, as some one you flow with already, see them as your fellow guy sef.. when you talk to your guys do you feel shy or nervous? see? Do more approach though, socialise

tintedniggz:
Can I pm you for some also? Thanks!

do

deafeyez:


I don't feel nervous when I talk to boys however, I don't have male friends either because they don't connect with me. The only people that come close to me comes because they need favour. This conversation of a thing is for both boys and girls. I have thought to myself wether going out could help but am not been able to.
Maybe something is not just ok with me.

I will read the book you recommend and try as much as possible to take my mind out of sex.

mail me.. I may send some

deafeyez:


You have really given me great tips. I have gone up to page 6 due to my schedule and low internet coverage. However, I have not been comfortable in my skin while talking to ladies. Maybe, I too reason sex matter but even when I try not to think of that, I still not feel comfortable with them and to be present in the moment. I don't seem to know why. Even those that I have bleep, I still talk to them with a shaking voice which have made me lost 3 mature ladies. Although, my first still want me but insist we must be communicating but am still finding it difficult to initiate and maintain the conversation. I am a guy girls naturally loves but fear of the convo keeps me away from them.
I think, learning how to be comfortable around ladies would help me a lot.

When you meet girls, don't go with the sex idea.. As harddon says, make friends before you mate.. See them as friends.. or your fellow guy.. When you talk to your fellow guys you ain't nervous right? Then see them as your guys.. Or anything that will push away the fear.. Read books that will improve you.. Check out your erroneous zone, bY Dwayne..

See.. sometimes just go out and talk to girls for the whole day, like. just compliment them and walk on.. the first day will be funny but you won't be that nervous again around em ladies if you do it for a week.. dont think of what to say.. What ever comes into your head. just say.. anything..
Practice makes perfect bro

deafeyez:
I want to share two experiences I had Today.

The First,
I have been in the house for about two hours after I returned back from my village. It was about 16:50hrs so I decided to go and get some stuffs from the market. After walking some few miles, I came in concurrent position with a certain girl who seems to be going my direction. She was looking at me momentarily however, I looked at her the first time we met from the bend and never looked at her face again. The only reason to this is that I have never kept a discussion with a girl I don't know more than asking of her name and number. For me not to look so desperate, I let her go with saying a word. All the while we walked side by side, I was just thinking of what to say.

The Second.
This happened at about 19:36 hrs, this evening.
I stood at a friends front side of the house because we were about to go for a normal Sunday outing. While standing, this tall girl with good backside, nice pawpaw but not too good pineapple face was coming to the next compound to fetch water. As I stood there, I noticed that she wanted to pass through the tar road but decided to pass through where I stood squeezing herself to pass because there was a table at my front, used by the newspapers vendor. When she passed, I did not move an inch and did not greet her either but she mumble a greeting which I did not answer. I then stepped few steps backward knowing that when she returns with water on her head, she might want to spill them on me. I was still waiting on my friend when she returned with water on her head and roared at me "Why you no stand there again cross your leg. Even when u c person dey come, u no shift." I kept quite and laughed knowing that the girl has been displaying some shekele ku for me. Also, I thought to myself that it was because I never answered her greetings nor greeted her when she passed.
After turning the water, she was going for another round, I was still standing and she told me never to be annoyed o as she was laughing, I still kept quiet. She said she was joking and left.
After a long thought, I realized I should have told her why was she complaining even as she tried to step on my leg. It takes me quite a long time to reason a good response for a woman, I don't really know why.
Though she is taller than I, about 6.8", I have been crushing on her but never summoned the courage to go after her for the fear of what to say. And I believe she likes me somehow.
Am I right to have kept quite, should I start discussing with the girl and which interested topics should I begin with. Thanks

you already have the sendless character every guy should have.. So what you need next is to be witty.. Being on your feet.. Do you think ya a funny guy? do people laugh when they are around you?
Make a girl laugh and ya half way gone.
like the first situation.. if I was in your shoes.. this would have been my response..
1:
me: My friend.. don't tell me ya that shy..
She.. *anything she says..*
me: we are walking side by side and you are too shy to hi..
she: laughs
me: Anyway.. I like the way you walk..
she: thanks..
me: it kinda look like the way my granny walks sha.. just that your own u out shakara..
She: laughs or says anything.
me: it fits you.. you know psychology says girls with good walking steps can dance.. how true is that?

Lead it anyway you fucking wants.. Bringing in the psychology shits means you've demonstrated value. she will think ya the smart type. that you read alot..

Another way to have open up the first scenario

me: you sef.. you can walk fast o..* even if she didn't walk fast*
she: *what ever.*
me: I will sign you up for the next Olympics.. who knows you fit go take last.. atleats u Don go oyinbo..

Thing is starting as if you've known them already.. and saying it with a funny face or deamanour..

The 2nd scenario.

me: why would I shift when you're busy seducing somebody's child
she: *what ever"

Genarate convo.. follow her to where she's fetching water.. Then when you back to your former location, you bring out your phone and say..

"you know what you're fun.. what should we do to continue this interesting convo?" She will surely say she can give you her number.. you give her and she punch it in.. then you smile and say..
"I don't know if it was nice meeting you or not.. am still deciding" talk am jokingly o.

It kinda simple.. you just need to work on your confidence a little..

And yeah.. I got those from this thread, maybe if you go through it you will be good too..
Harddon go address you..

Goldcoen:
Pls can u ensure ladies don't see dis otherwise is a waste

mail me.

Munner:
I'm abt sliding into a girl's DM on Instagram. Any advice on how I should flow?

When ya about to slide. make sure the surface ya sliding on is lubricated, lest friction burns thy nyash..

Seriously.. just apply all u learnt on this thread.. They're more than enough to keep you through..

damibravo:
Marvel is it for me...

DC can be dumb sometimes,
Imagine batman stopped beating superman because he said Martha..
And they became friends immediately...
Too dumb...

Suicide squad is bad ass tho, probably the only thing they did right..

exactly.. suicide squad is very interesting.. And DCs wonder man ain't worth the hype..

Am a marvel fan anytime any day.. just go see doctor strange.. the suspense and mystery.. captain America.. Thor ? God.. they are good..

Yes..He got tired of life. and so? He's a coward.. He should have stayed and battle his problems but he let his problems win..
His wife and kids what will they do? They will hustle money for his burial right? damnn.. The man no try

knax:


okay..she finally called nd I teased and all dt..buh never said d important thing..now what do I do next..cos she believes that there is an important thing

Tell her she doesn't deserve the important thing.. That when she's in her best behavior you'll tell her.. Act as if you've lost interest in her but look into her eyes Ina charming way.. Shell say what.. then you say. nothing.. Be mystery let her try to read u as before.. and will find out she can't again..

Set up a meeting.. tell she has to make up for her bitchy behavior.. Tell her she should take you out and spoil u .. in a playful and cocky way not very arrogant o.. Date me be ya place or hers but make sure you Bleep her.. and make it damn memorable.. Use push and pull on her. If done properly.. you'll have her for keeps �

cromz:
Guys I need help there's this girl we are quite close but she just broke up with her guy some weeks ago so we got very close and I told her about me liking her buh she doesn't seem to believe me and any time I try to flirt with her she turns me down.
I don't know wat to do anymore Cus am not a very good conversationalist and I don't know what to say anymore how can I get her to believe I like her and flirt with her

Damn.. you are damn needy.. pls go through this thread pls.. it for your own good abeg..

knax:

aii..thanks alot.would do just that.
although there is a slight issue,she never calls more than once.she never calls any guy more than once..I asked her aaawhy,she said that it makes her look desperate..

when ya discussing with her again.. Use reverse psychology on her.. Ask her if you look like any other guy to her.. feign annoyance... Do this when the conversation is at it speak.. When she's laughing and smilling and wnt more.. Yo feign vex tell her something came and go off.. She may or may not call you after that.. or may try to appease you or try to put u back to nice guy mode by forming vex too..

What ever.. Ignore her for a day or two... then show up like something never occurred..
you may text..

See ya big head and tiny eyes..

She replies and you take it to where u want..

And by now.. She will have a change of mind about you.. She will like the new you..l

You said friends with benefits.. what do u benefits?

knax:

okay bro..I've ignored her for d past 5 days now..I did call her once on monday buh she didn't pick..and then I saw a text from her "sup"..I hate people "suping" me.
so I just ignored her,she called me that night and I didn't pick.the next day she sent a text "i saw ur missed call,sup?"..and I also didn't reply..and ll this is via sms o not whatsapp.we don't chat there.
however now,I want to chat her up or call her,cos I think I've ignored her enough..how do I do it and what do I say..
XavierBlue,Davidthegeek,harddon

ERM.. That good.. You did good bro..
you are retrieving your balls back.. Now u give her attention Nd leave her hanging.. we want her to miss you don't we?.. From your view she isn't missing you enough..
We want her to want to see you.. All depends on how you're gonna play it..

Did u send her the messge?.. She should be curious..So we can use it against her..
And the answers you seek are all over the pages of the thread...

How about you send her

"Hey trouble maker.. What troubles have u been upto lately... Call me.. Something important to tell you.. Bye."

When she calls you don't pick.. don't.. Maybe after the third ring.. You pick..
She : Hello.
You : Wow.. your voice.. were you crying ? you missed me that much?

What ever her reply just continue teasing her... But don't tell her the important something..Tell her it for bad girls not good girls like her.. She may say she's bad.. tease herl..

l I don'tthink ya bad enough.. you'll tell your mummy I spoilt..

Then when the convo gets interesting, you tell her u gotta go.. hang up..

Just go through the thread..

Applause please..�

knax:
okay guys..so I'm in a fwb relationship with a girl or something of that nature.i tried to define the relationship to her,but she said that she likes things the way they are and defining it can make things harder and uninteresting.she does however try to get me to admit that I love her...and I never accept it.she also tries to make me jealous by bringing up issue that her ex is still contacting her..
and then she tries to make it look like her pvssy gat me on hold,that I can't do without it.she'll be like "U re not getting any pussy"..and I would fire back and say " I'm not getting any of ur pvssy,u mean,buh I can and will get any pvssy out there,if I want to"...and then she'll start feeling bad.
my point is,she doesn't want to define it,but she acts like we're dating,always texting me first and asking me what other girls told me or what they did when they visited me..
I feel like by trying to define d relationship I handed my balls to her..and I want it back.i want to be in control again.and I don't want to fall in love with her,even if I
am.

ikp120,oga HARDDON..and any other person reading this..una advice biko

With the knowledge bestowed upon me By oga harddon, I'd like to give a shot at this..

*breaths in* Ok.. if I were in your shoes here's what I'll do..
I'd make her jealous then leave her.. And she will come running back.. How would I accomplish this?

Well. from ya narration, seems you guys have the rapport and comfort.. But you sound needy boss, you sound needy..
To deal with this needy shit I'll advise you to come aboard this thread in the right way by starting afresh.. Impossible huh? You think it is but it ain't.. I myself went through it from page 1 to the last.. You too can..


You handed her your balls when you tried to DEFINE the relationship... And that class 1 neediness. she text you first.. and so what? can't you ignore? Dont give her afuck). Just read her msg and don't reply.. I do this all the time.. I'll read her msg ignore and continue chatting with other girls.. If you do this properly she will be thinking..
" Why is he not replying me.. But he read it and didn't.. Maybe he's chatting with other girls"
She will be jealous.. an that a good thing..

Let her know you've lost interest in her by subtly ignoring her.. if you use to call her twice a day.. Don't care again.. She should do the calling..

And then after a week or so you can send he this
" How horrible was ya day cheese balls? Anyway.. met a new friend last week.. damn shes so fun.. I'll may let you meet her.. if you're lucky .. And guess what? I have something to tell?"

She'll be jealous first.. and then ask what?.. then you ignore again.. maybe after a day ..

"Sure you wanna hear it? Not sure you are ready.. No.. You ain't Naugty enough to hear it.. Gotta go.. duty calls.. Bye.."

She'll call and text but ignore.. until you feel you have your balls back.. then u apply the drills of harddon on her...
Go out and meets girls.. And then you'll have your hands full chatting with other girls than giving one all the attention..
Go through this thread from page 1..
Permits my blunders. I don't proof read..

Cc.. Harddon.

My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge..
I believe this shit was staged..

HARDDON:


Gud to know. Go n spread d glo .
Ehmmm, btw,
Forget d Don, its a Decoy.
I'm just an irregular guy with an illogical mind blessed with d chilly touch of wet quills of words n trace of time.

WhatsApp grp nxt batch is to kick off soon. Do us a request mail: datingdrill@gmail.com

Mail sent..
I humbly await your reply..
The way you flow with words though... Terrific..

It is finished..

I don't even understand what you want us to Do..
We should cry you a river?
Well that Nigeria educational system for you..

HARDDON:


Yes gee! We know it intoxigates like fine wine! The sudden realization , the awekening! The gut splitting flow of pump action adrenaline of excitement ! U just can't contain yourself: having your balls back!

But might i sound a lil note of caution?

Remember: the Head of the Elephant is no play thing for kids.
Don't turn a saddist n treating ladies with utter disdain n hatred.

Wisdom is profitable to direct..... .

Don

Sure I get you boss..
Am ain't no misogynist boss.. I don't hate these beautiful creatures.. I've got sisters too..
I just realized I've been going about with em ladies the wrong way courtsey of your drills.. And the positive results am getting is mind blowing.. For a while I thought twas magic.. Lol..
You the Don.. And no other Don except you.. believe me Don..


And pls.. is the whatapp group still open? wouldn't mind drinking more from the fountain of wisdom..

.

Damn correct my nigga..
You; Oga boss I hail o
Stranger: Boss na me hail you pass

Abokini balm.. No pun intended bro..

HARDDON:
@Lekekoko

NLand mail is a circus and i cant filter tru:

mail : datingdrill@gmail.com

NB: only private and sensitive messages only. Post general questions here.

mail sent boss.. you doing good here.. respect..

WTF!!!!

Some one please give him a round of applause



Xavierblue