Aisha95:

Crap! Crap! Crap! Megacrap!!
Seriously, this thread is giving me hiccups!

your choice of words _bitch



XavierBlue

lampardizik:




Oga haba

For your own thread again

datjohn:
True

oga which one you dey? Or you even know where she place you?



XavierBlue

emusmith:


Haha...you giving me that "suspicious look".

do you mind if i come up with a counter thread?



XavierBlue

The Joint National Association of Persons with Disabilities (JONAPWD) on Tuesday appealed to President Muhammadu Buhari to consider their members for cabinet appointment.

Mr Dauda Sale, the National Secretary of the association told newsmen in Lafia that the same gesture should be replicated by Gov. Umaru Al-Makura of Nasarawa State and his counterparts.

Sale noted that the inclusion of physically challenged in the Buhari’s cabinet would further give them a sense of belonging in the scheme of affairs in the states and the country.

He said that people with disabilities often participate actively in elections and expressed disappointment how they were usually relegated to the background as soon as the elected official assume office.

“If the physically challenged persons are given government positions, it would go a long way to reduce the hardship and discrimination they often face in the society.

“Our members have been neglected over the years at the federal level in the area of education and healthcare,’’ the secretary said.

He said that most of the members were intelligent and talented in spite of their physical challenges and could contribute meaningfully to the development of the nation.

Sale also called on the Federal Government to initiate programmes that would help the physically challenged to become self-reliant instead of begging for arms to survive.

The secretary commended Al-Makura for the ongoing construction of three special schools in the state to cater for the education of the physically challenged.
He, however, called for their speedy completion.

On Sunday, August 16, 2015, two trains collided in the Agege area of Lagos state.

The train accident reportedly left two passengers dead and one injured. NAN reports that the two dead passengers were hanging illegally by the moving train’s rooftop when the sad incident occurred.

While the injured passenger is presently receiving treatment at an hospital, Mr Akin Osinowo, Lagos Railway District Manager (RDM) has beckoned on the families of the deceased to come and collect the corpses at the Federal Medical Centre (FMC), Ebute-Meta.

A panel of inquiry has however been set up to get to the root of the cause of the unfortunate collision between the two trains. According to the Managing Director of the NRC, Mr Adeseyi Sijuwade, members of the panel include Directors of Operations, Electrical, Mechanical, Signal and Intelligent Unit.

“The Managing Director directed the head of various departments to visit the site and interview eye-witnesses, visit the police station and make inquiry. And also to find out the main causes of the accident and determine the details and number of casualties. The families of the deceased should bring a documentary evidence to support their claim, evidence of identity of the corpses, evidence of their relationship with the dead and a Sworn Affidavit. After being certified, they will be referred to the police authority where we will ensure that the bodies are released to them,” Osinowo said.

The RDM however implored commuters and train users to value their lives and stop hanging on moving trains.
Just recently, two people died after a trailer collided with a train in Agege area of Lagos, Southwest Nigeria.

cyprus000:

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Lol so I dun give you home work abi.

Wait for my come back..by the way,I am a fast typer with lots of typo, and I also type in abbriviation.
You can go through my previous to post to see for yourself.


So don't capitalize on wack points lick a bittch.
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. Many typos though. ,
make i sleep jare, got avalanche works tomorrow.



XavierBlue

cyprus000:
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XavierBlue

Please don't take whatever I say serious.
I might be blunt cos I don't take prisoner of war.

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But I won't go gentle on you if you decide to push on
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lolz. Am here for the fun it offers, i dont take issues personal



XavierBlue

cyprus000:

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Lol..

So you took all this time to come up with this cretinous,[b]infinitsemal,vapid heeap of shitt.

And to think that a mentally piggy sissyphelean sphinx. still wallow in a drastic narcotics poo poop lyk swamp of self deciet of being a wit is ironically sicknening.

Which leaves me with no option than conclude that you are a pito-nalgaas-tetas-panocha,vile refuse,who go from one nairaland board to another.

Opening the flatulent raindrop of heap of shitt you call mouth,to spew hogwash-like virus. With the sole aim of effecting people to become egocentric brainscoop foolish-vapids lyk you.



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lolz. Charlie it infinitesimal not infinitsemal



XavierBlue

cyprus000:

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Lol..

So you took all this time to come up with this cretinous,infinitsemal,vapid heeap of shitt.

And to think that a mentally piggy sissyphelean sphinx. still wallow in a drastic narcotics poo poop lyk swamp of self deciet of being a wit is ironically sicknening.

Which leaves me with no option than conclude that you are a pito-nalgaas-tetas-panocha,vile refuse,who go from one nairaland board to another.

Opening the flatulent raindrop of heap of shitt you call mouth,to spew hogwash-like virus. With the sole aim of effecting people to become egocentric brainscoop foolish-vapids lyk you.



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yet.. Another attempt sesquipedalianism seemed futile.
You have delusions of adequacy my nigga, because Your simian countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity.
Sleep tight Charlie, but ill advice you seek for a therapy sooner or later, as failure to do, will expose you to many vagaries in life.
nighty nighty.

XavierBlue

cyprus000:

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Wow..what a marvellous dogshit

I didn't know dat I was talking to a leprachaun sasquatch halfwit lummox who can't read btwn lines.

Pardon me for not being able to deduce your persona at first.

You know, it is really hard recognizin wool-brains this dayz
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i know a garruluos fellow when i see one. Your wacky attempt to be palaverous is very risible.
It not a presumption that you have _stupity in a replete, and that which is impinging on you, leaving you imbued with haphazard thought.

Probably in your grandiose thought, you Presumed you'd lead me in this shitty game of wit, nay. I refuse to take advantage of the mentally handicapped. .
When you're out of rehap, am just a mention away


XavierBlue

okay. 

cyprus000:

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Are you for real,dat will be put into consideration,cos I won't be needing it now.

But on a flipside: it takes a mad man to detect another madman.
I think you should seek rehab too,cos it looks lyk you need it more than I do.


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Fajs:
Shey na the lines dem dey use woo u

you think she is feminine?



XavierBlue

cyprus000:

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Yea.

Can you get me orijin or eggovine to dilute
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i don't think that what you need, a rehab will be better



XavierBlue

cyprus000:

high on some weed?



XavierBlue

elijah2u:
me: well, i just finish 3 wraps of fufu with egusi
she:wow! that was lovely, and you didnt bother to call me
me:sorry darling
me:let me have your number please
she:hmmm
me what is hmm
she:nothing
me:oya give me
and she gave me her number.
every blessed day she call me even if i dont call her. one day, she called to ask if she can come to visit me, i was so disturbed that, haba! i said to myself.
me:when do you want to
she:weekend
me:weekend? sorry i have a meeting to attend cant we postpone that?
she:hmm
me:what happened na
she:so, you are lieing to love me
me:lieing? but i love you na. why this na?
her mood begin to change, i now wonder that, so, some ladies out there dieing of love.

Charlie stop mortifying your e-personality.



XavierBlue

Police probe Borno deputy gov’s death

The police have started investigations into the sudden death of the Deputy Governor of Borno State, Mr. Zannah Umar Mustapha, at a Yola hotel in the early hours of Saturday.

Though no arrest had been made as of the time of filing this report on Saturday evening, the Public Relations Officer of the Adamawa State Police Command, DSP Abubakar Othman, told our correspondent on phone that the Police has not ruled out anything yet.

He said it was still early to close the case, saying, “We have started investigations of what might be responsible for the sudden death of the late deputy governor.”

The deputy governor was found dead by his aides on Saturday morning after they forced the door to his room open as he was late to come out to begin the day’s work.

Mustapha, according to some of his aides who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the deputy governor retired to bed at about 11pm on Friday and had told his aides to come for Saturday’s activities at 7:30am.

One of the aides said, “We became suspicious and worried when the deputy governor did not come out of the hotel room by 8:30am and we decided to knock on his door, when he was not answering, some of us went to peep through the window forcing it open.

“We saw that he was lying on the bed clutching the pillow closely, we shouted his name but he did not answer. It was at this stage that we decided to call the hotel staff to open the door.

“When we got inside, we saw him lying face down, and on close examination, we saw some saliva and blood being discharged from his mouth and we rushed him to the hospital where he was confirmed dead.”

It was gathered that the deputy governor was taken to the Federal Medical Centre in Yola.

He was later taken to the Yola airport where he was transported to the Borno state capital to be buried.

The aircraft that brought his corpse touched down at the Maiduguri International Airport at 4:10pm and he was immediately taken to his official lodge to be prepared for funeral.

The final prayer for the repose of his body was conducted by the Imam Idaini of Borno, Imam Adam Ibn Elsunusiya who led other prominent individuals, including the Borno state governor, Mr. Kashim Shettima, the Yobe deputy governor, Mr. Abubakar Aliyu, Adamawa deputy governor, , the National Security Adviser, Maj, General Babagana Monguno and other service chiefs who were in Borno and Yobe state to assess the security situation.

Mustapha was later taken to his final resting place, the Maiduguri cemetery, Gwange where we was interred on Saturday evening.

otiigba1:
you see? You just concluded, in your mind you are more righteous than me.

This is why i don't go to church. You are a sanctimonious christian.

And oh! Save yourself, don't worry about me.
You are proberbly sure of haven. Good luck to you

flokii:


@OP one chilled Star Radler for you... tell all of them HYPOCRITES!

i do vouch for orijin,



XavierBlue

Dynaman:
you r a deceiver you r part of the end time written in the bible.

It of no reasonable doubt that you couldn't decipher the context of the post.

If you did, you would have known that the write up is of no way against the word of God or against the church.

Pls go over the post, perhaps you might comprehend it.



XavierBlue

Richhard:


Happy Sunday bro, better face road and put your phone inside your pocket

my peril not yours



XavierBlue

Richhard:


"firm believer of God"? Pun intended huh? Cos what you labeled above is so facical and antithetical to the Christian beliefs.

Joeace3000:


Religious ppl are the most intolerant ppl....You say anything that negates their religion and they'll call for your head on a platter of iron

Richhard:



Absurd, not dismayed though, Cos this is coming from an atheist

agarawu23:
sweetorgasm is back.......

XavierBlue

Ishilove:

Alberto mailed me to threaten me and yarn dust.

Ipledge, that overfed baby took my picture to make fun of his female relatives, not me. The bans they got is very well deserved because you just don't misbehave anyhow and expect to get away with it.