₦airaland Forum

scentmarlc:
Hehehehehhe

Who tell u say introvert na christian

the spirit tells me so.



XavierBlue

justi4jesu:
With your fullstop abi

Charlie don't take it to the heart.



XavierBlue

Borno State Deputy Governor, Alhaji Zannah Umar Mustapha has Sunday described the speculated pleas by the Boko Haram in the media to negotiate with the Federal Government as an accepted welcome idea, on the condition that the Islamist militants be fully “committed to laying down their arms for peace” in the North East sub-region of Nigeria.

Mustapha set the conditions for negotiations yesterday to newsmen in Yola, the Adamawa state capital, while returning from the Burnt Bricks of Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) camp that accommodates over 3, 000 returning Borno indigenes from Cameroon Republic.

Mustapha, who was accompanied by the Director-General of the National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA), Alhaji Sani Sidi to Mubi, said that he also heard and learnt of the speculated pleas in the media by Boko Haram for negotiations with federal government.

His words: “I heard and read from the media of the said pleas for negotiations by the insurgents, but sincerely speaking I do not know its source; no authenticity of the speculation. The insurgents are tired and they want true and sincere negotiations, it is left to the Federal Government to accept or reject their advances, depending on
the genuineness of their approach to this incessant insane massive killings and bombings in Nigeria including schools, markets and hospitals.”

Mustapha; while addressing the returnees camped in Mubi South said that 3, 488 have so far returned to Nigeria via Mubi a border town to Cameroon.

He said they had been refugees in Cameroon after the the Boko Haram attacks in Gambouru and Ngala communities of Borno state.

“The Borno state government will identify with the plights of these returnees,” pledged Mustapha, adding that the returning refugees would be evacuated from Adamawa after they must have been thoroughly screened by Immigration and Military personnel at the Sahuda entry border post.

He said meanwhile; they would be temporarily camped at Fufure and Malkohi designated camps in Adamawa State where they would be searched and screened by security agencies.

Dekatron:
that reminds me : HOW A BABE FIMI PA AT A CHURCH I WENT FOR THE FIRST TIME. . . U wan hear?

we will be derailing if you elaborate the story here... Ill mention you in romance derailers paradise



XavierBlue

menesheh:

Dekatron:
is it bad? After all, i pay offering

i cant lose cash nd still carry a dead phone/system

abi? Me na to go check out coded babes. May God forgive us me



XavierBlue

Dekatron:
When my battery is full, i sleep at home.


Why do i need to go to church?

so you go to church to charge your battery?



XavierBlue

softysparky:
Tell me you are joking
How was your night?

my night was awesome, but the mini-giant in my room made it horrible . Upon say i spray almost half of the can of mortein. How was your night dear? Shekau allow make you sleep?



XavierBlue

pbs4real:
mah guy wah do u mean Ask am typing this nw, am on forty days dry fasting

your own don pass Ramadan



XavierBlue

PunkyVeer:
Gotcha. I know what you mean. I think it takes a certain skill to make a poem half romantic in vernacular. It's not easy.

Well, the funny thing about my language, like I said, it's like a machine gun so we try to soften it by mixing it with English. Especially when talking to other people. People even make fun of us because of it. Eg. You'll find a xhosa person saying things like- ndi ready, ndi happy etc. Nd = I. Reason being we use A LOT of clicks in the language. Someone once said it's like having firecrackers in your mouth or it's new year right there in the mouth. Hahahah

ya.. the locals can make a meaningful poem and some creative peeps.

Regarding your dialects, ours isn't too far from yours, but it moderate and tolerable. We use it at homes and even offices, at school etc.
An igbo lady once told me that when we converse in high tone it sounds like we are fighting. Imagine that.
What the general language there? Ours is pidgin? Wait! Can you speak or decipher pidgin?


XavierBlue

softysparky:
How can one be a soldier without a gun

PunkyVeer:
Say that ain't true? Seriously? You can't write anything?

I'm not sure, I've never tried. You're right in a way though, most people use English these days. I said strange because if someone that wasn't a foreigner, a local, came on to me in English...I'd be like, what the hell? In text it's understandable, just not in person

i can write the words and sentence but can't make out a meaningful poem out of it. You know rhymes and the rest.

True... A local to use English on me? A local? An educated illiterate. In my village, we all use our dialects, doesn't matter the height of education you've reached. Infact if you use any language apart from ours, you'll be ridiculed and will be laughed at.
You use English or your dialects at home?


XavierBlue

pbs4real:
wetin u find cum here U too like food

pot calling a kettle black



XavierBlue

PunkyVeer:
Ok. So you also woo in English? That's strange, btw. Approaching someone in English

for me, English is the best dear. You can churn sweet romantic poems for your lover. Come to think of it, i can't even write poems nor "form" them in my dialects. . Grandpa wouldn't be proud of me if he's alive:-(
Can you? Write meaningful , romantic and inspirational poems with yours?



XavierBlue

MrsPhyno:
I don see am.....

I wan go sleep but I go answer am first if that's what you want

reply or i won't de-mystify the slang



XavierBlue

EggovinMma:
Rice and vegetables sauce.

softysparky:
Waiting for a sweet Nigerian soldier to rescue me.

amma be that soldier, but I've gat no gun. Can you get us one



XavierBlue

PunkyVeer:
in my language? The internet is not ready for that lol. I'd crack every screen. My language is very aggressive.

So which language non-villagers use to woo? Pidgin? You speak Pidgin right?

non-locals can resort to English and pidgin. And yes, i speak pidgin, every nigerian that lives in Nigeria knows how to speak it. The simplest language in Nigeria, easily learned since its derived from English, some words though.
So what the simplest sentence you can say with yours that wouldn't crack the internet?



XavierBlue

MrsPhyno:
They go come back for me I know what to give them in return

I'm out o you people just want me to be on a wild goose chase
Cutehector u too o
God dey

pm pending, you saw it?


XavierBlue

softysparky:
Fufu

inferring from your profile, are you truly located at sambisa. Bae what are you doing there



XavierBlue

MrsPhyno:
Wetin be human-wrapping now?
In fact I don tire
I go call my agberos dem
Wish me luck

Cutehector:
mumu, u nor go folow collect her number.. U r so easy

na pm sure pass na



XavierBlue

PunkyVeer:
it looks like how imagined. Ibibio the word alone sounds exotic. I'm sure it's a nice language

but it isn't cool for wooing, only for the villagers who only have it as their only language. How would you say " ill love to come to ibibio land? "



XavierBlue

EggovinMma:

what do you call the victualled on your dp?


XavierBlue

Cutehector:
oya whatsapp me, I will tell u

advance state of human-wrapping



XavierBlue

MrsPhyno:
My head is pretty large so that won't be easy for u to find

Abeg tell me. Or I go ask someone I shouldn't ask

who you gonna ask ? Okay, ill tell you, let me consult my pidgin dictionary. A minute pls.
cutehector i don tell am o



XavierBlue