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RomanceRe: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 6:01pm On Aug 08, 2015
PunkyVeer:
How was my what? My mosquito bite or my day? Because I already told you about my day. You watched that indian movie gajnee (sp?) ? It's about a guy with short term memory loss. He walks around with a notepad to jot down things he shouldn't forget like people's names, etc. You kind of remind me of him now with how was your day ×2 lol
sad God knows i suffer from no memory loss. :-(. Would you mind sharing me the video? embarassed,



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RomanceRe: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 5:42pm On Aug 08, 2015
PunkyVeer:
lol, they're building up arms like boboyekini's tongue

sad why the bad day?
those mosquitoes wey dey gym, dem bite mecheesy, it was very painful sad.

How was yours? cheesy


XavierBlue
RomanceRe: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 5:36pm On Aug 08, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Please nah. I want to know so if people say it later I won't just be looking like fish.....

Tell me angry
when you look like a fish you tell me, i promise ill tell you thencheesy



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RomanceRe: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 5:32pm On Aug 08, 2015
PunkyVeer:
smiley

It's winter in my part of the continent so the mosquitoes are probably still working out, awaiting the summer. Now you got me thinking--where are the mosquitoes? Are they dead/alive in cold weather? [/b]Hmmm...pondering.

The day was good, thanks. How was yours?
[b]at the bolded, you said it na, there are working out, in the gymcheesy
My day was badcry.



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RomanceRe: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 5:24pm On Aug 08, 2015
ronald4lif:
Who no like better thing na. Nothing do us jare. cheesy
cheesy, nothing jorgrin



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RomanceRe: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 5:21pm On Aug 08, 2015
Cutehector:
lool the babe no understand... Laff wan kill me.. Xavier u funny die.. Yeah she really be all weather grin
lolz. I even think say she go decipher. No tell am o. cheesy



XavierBlue
RomanceRe: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 5:19pm On Aug 08, 2015
MrsPhyno:
The day isn't over yet na
So I can't tell you until 12:00am.
Ask me then grin
angry Explain nah
okay, how is your day going? tongue


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RomanceRe: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 5:18pm On Aug 08, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Don't worry, I'll get to you. I'm still here nah wink Hahaha. Just joking.
seriously? embarassed I've been waiting like forever, hope it gonna be soon?. How was your day? Hope no mosquitoes bites?



XavierBlue
RomanceRe: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 5:07pm On Aug 08, 2015
MrsPhyno:
I don't understand.....
never mindtongue, how was your day?



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RomanceRe: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 5:06pm On Aug 08, 2015
PunkyVeer:
lol, because I know myself. Jekyll & Hyde things tongue
inferring from your funny siggycheesy, when are you going to offend me? cheesy



XavierBlue
RomanceRe: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 5:04pm On Aug 08, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Abacha!
you're "all weather"



XavierBlue
RomanceRe: If You Were A Food, What Would You Be? by XavierBlue(m): 5:03pm On Aug 08, 2015
ronald4lif:
I don't mind to become one. grin grin
ill love to join yougrin



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RomanceRe: 30 Characteristics To Know A Virtuous Women – Must Read by XavierBlue(m): 4:56pm On Aug 08, 2015
arrant baloney.


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CareerRe: 10 Funny But Weird Job You Never Knew Exist by XavierBlue(op): 3:36pm On Aug 08, 2015
octopusfreaky:
speechless
which one would you do?



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RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Always Serve D Whole Of D Last N Only Meat In D Soup Pot 2 Ur Hubby by XavierBlue(m): 2:36pm On Aug 08, 2015
jonaifame22:
u're so dry dat even wth a slegde hammer ur jokes won't crack.u need help dial 911
your lines so wacky... Nigga you're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed it. huh



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RomanceRe: My Girl's Younger Sister Sent Me Her Unclad Photos Because I Bought Her A Phone by XavierBlue(m): 2:33pm On Aug 08, 2015
Cutehector:
White lies
leathered with blackcheesy



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RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Always Serve D Whole Of D Last N Only Meat In D Soup Pot 2 Ur Hubby by XavierBlue(m): 2:29pm On Aug 08, 2015
jonaifame22:
I knw why u're supportn her u've sent her several PM's and she declined u wanna u dis medium to campaign to her and show her dat u can die for her,eeyah happy babe hussle,cheap goat
lolz. You know, I'd love to slap you for that shitt you just uttered, but that would be animal abuse.
Anyways, you were accusing vizkiz of bleeping your bitche? That ugly hoe_? So ugly the arm robbers gave her their mask?



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CareerRe: 10 Funny But Weird Job You Never Knew Exist by XavierBlue(op): 2:17pm On Aug 08, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
abeg add

professional wailers, They are paid N40 per post eg Barcanista and co ltd
grin grin

how sure are you? Picture or adonbelivit cheesy


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RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Always Serve D Whole Of D Last N Only Meat In D Soup Pot 2 Ur Hubby by XavierBlue(m): 2:16pm On Aug 08, 2015
jonaifame22:
if u had self respect u'll not even interfere,but ur shameless self will not rest, drinking panadol for another gal's boyfriend headache,pls respect urself,u'll be badly burnt if I pounce on u
oga dis one don pass normalhuh. Just shut up... Pls



XavierBlue
RomanceRe: Please How Do I Know When A Man Is Cheating? by XavierBlue(m): 2:03pm On Aug 08, 2015
scentmarlc:
....When he starts requesting for two meats in his soup gringringrin
cheesygrin



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CareerRe: 10 Funny But Weird Job You Never Knew Exist by XavierBlue(op): 2:01pm On Aug 08, 2015
ELTON123:
cheesy na this kind work my body de like cheesy
go Yankee, vacancy planet grin



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CareerRe: 10 Funny But Weird Job You Never Knew Exist by XavierBlue(op): 1:56pm On Aug 08, 2015
Durent:
Bullsh*t *spits on op and walks outta thread*
you must be a pained nigga.



XavierBlue
CareerRe: 10 Funny But Weird Job You Never Knew Exist by XavierBlue(op): 1:55pm On Aug 08, 2015
ELTON123:
I want to apply ......
so you can sleep that much? cheesy



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Music/RadioRe: Guys Check This Out!! by XavierBlue(m): 1:54pm On Aug 08, 2015
kingtom why you no rap? cheesy


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PoliticsRe: Osun Lecturer Finds N150 As February Salary In Account, Collapses In Bank by XavierBlue(m): 1:51pm On Aug 08, 2015
chocolateme:
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why booking space? It already on fpcheesy



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CareerRe: 10 Funny But Weird Job You Never Knew Exist by XavierBlue(op): 1:48pm On Aug 08, 2015
Durent:
@op,i dont bliv any of those bullsh!t up there!.
your choice, so i should hang myself? undecided



XavierBlue
CareerRe: 10 Funny But Weird Job You Never Knew Exist by XavierBlue(op): 1:47pm On Aug 08, 2015
deadZONE:
grin grin grin
no 9 though. Professional sleeperscheesy



XavierBlue
Career10 Funny But Weird Job You Never Knew Exist by XavierBlue(op): 1:43pm On Aug 08, 2015
Every one wants to be a doctor, banker, engineer, pharmacist, but do you know people earn a living by smelling people’s mouth or armpits for a living?

Below are 10 weird jobs you won’t believe exist

1. ODOUR TESTERS:

Perfume and underarm deodorant industries need odour testers. The odour tester has to sample smell armpits that are applied with different deodorants. Mouthwash companies also use odour testers that smell people’s breath.

2. PET FOOD TESTER:

I know you can’t even imagine testing the food of your pet. Pet food testers test the food of pests to calculate the quality and nutritional value of your pet’s food.

3. PROFESSIONAL MOURNERS:

The job of a professional mourner is to go to funerals and mourn.

4. PROFESSIONAL CUDDLER:

If you love cuddling, maybe you should decide have a career as a professional cuddler. So if you are in need of a cuddle, all you have to do is visit a professional cuddler and get 30 minutes of cuddling. They charge about $30 to $40 per session.

5. GUMOLOGIST:

Gumologist work in the chewing gum industry and their job is to blow and measure gums and then chew the gum to test the flavour before it is released to the public to buy.

6. PROFESSIONAL EAR CLEANER:

Just in case you are too busy to create time to clean your own ears, there are professional ear cleaners whose jobs are to clean your ears of any wax or dirt.

7. FOOD STYLIST:

Food stylists are responsible for making foods look beautiful for photo shoots for magazines, bill boards etc. They make foods look beautiful by using the appropriate colours, lightning and decor to make the food stand out and grab the attention of consumers.

8. FACE FEELER:

They are important in the skincare industry as their job is to feel the faces of customers to study any changes that may have occurred after using a skincare product.

9. PROFESSIONAL SLEEPER:

Professional sleepers can make as much as $15,000 yearly and all they have to do is sleep. Professional sleepers provide doctors with research needed for sleep studies.

10. SNAKE MILKER:

The job of snake milkers is to extract venom from snakes. This is no easy job as you get to extract venom from very poisonous snakes which is used by pharmaceutical companies.

Source: http://www.elcrema.com/2015/08/07/10-weird-jobs-you-wont-believe-exist/2/
Lalasticlala


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PropertiesRe: Flood Submerges Over 150 Houses In Markurdi- Vanguard by XavierBlue(op): 11:17am On Aug 08, 2015
wristbangle:
This is serious.
Weldone xavierblue
cool


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