₦airaland Forum

Parched. I've lost my sense of humour dear.

XavierBlue

ladyF:
It was temporary. I have collected my heart back

. Now you're acting like a true citizen of Nigeria. Check the heart well, incase the family members don break am, you know, they might be careless


XavierBlue

ladyF:
Na, can only give up my life for immediate family members.
A human can survive without a heart. Greater is He that is in me....

but you gave your heart to his family na. . Are you a prayer warrior or a reverend sister? No intended offence dear, just being inquisitive.


XavierBlue

ladyF:
I dont need to.

so you'll chose to die for the death man?

XavierBlue

ladyF:
So sad news My heart goes out to his family.
May God grant them the fortitude they need.

What will you use in breathing?


XavierBlue

lagmostkuit:
My jazz strong pass their own!

my dear na so bros emeka talk o, still dem steal im dick the guy no know


XavierBlue

lagmostkuit:
This is serious!



Thank God say na only 1k or 2k I dey withdraw 4 atm

no worry. Na that 1k dey guy you collect you


XavierBlue

ladyF:
Wow End time things o. Beware.

yes! wow! It so beauriful

Friends beware, don't talk to anybody and anything. Even when the machine swallows your card, don't shout Anybody that greet you is your enemy.



XavierBlue

So we should all cry? Nairalanders pls cry with me.

XavierBlue

favourmic:
is that a jamb or Neco question

no! It a simple question

XavierBlue

Nigga are you saying that to nigerian girls?
I know of a girl i once had romp with, during the heat of the moment, she was screaming " Iphone6" .

Nigerian girls just love material things.

XavierBlue

LesbianBoy:

watch out! It an impending news.


XavierBlue

No blame the girl, na fame hungry am. E don tey wey she start to the jealous yemi alade, chidinma etc.


XavierBlue

Very soon we fit hear news like

" koredo bello kissed me, i must tell the world" - girl.

" god forbid, i didn't kiss you, you kissed me instead and take a shots of me" - koredo bello.

Hours later " download my new song, ft koredo bello, the video is hot." - girl


XavierBlue

Nigerians girls and instagram, are just like introvert and fp.


XavierBlue

3DCYCLOPS:
MTN TRUE TALK

XavierBlue

reallest:
I have things I prioritize in guy & money is not part of it

:-O my dear i wish for your kind, a rare species


Xavierblue

Flashh:
[color=#225484]What are you saying?

Is your job devoted for spreading ignorance? [/color]

nigga am still on the wait to grace a thread created by you, only then will i compare the content in this and that of yours. Do tag me , until then.


Xavierblue

reallest:
I don't care about guy's wealth

sure?
Xavierblue

reallest:
Op,I agree with point 2,3,4 only

why not one? You don't like rich men?

Xavierblue

Flashh:
[color=#225484]You don't have the guts to edit my post just because i didn't find any point in what you said you countered.

It's pointless and baseless to me. [/color]

i don't have the guts? You stole it?


Xavierblue

Flashh:
[color=#225484]These are not pointless. [/color]

fixed.


Xavierblue

firstEVA:
U forgot to add troubled from the home, or if the person has psychiatric disorder like themonster

you're free to add that


Xavierblue

prettythicksme:
cheat on him or he should go for dick enlargment!i cant just cope looking at dis finger he called dick

i trust you dear


Xavierblue

So i decided to counter this lady's thread https://www.nairaland.com/2476413/5-reasons-yet-find-serious, lagmostkuit abeg no vex.

Finding the right lady, is a dream of every man. There are some qualities you need to exhibit before the woman get attracted and come do to your bid. Below are the reasons why you're yet to find the right one.

1. You are not successful:

It no longer rocket science that woman get attracted to rich men even if they're as ugly as sin. A woman won't associate herself with you if you ain't successful, every one want to be identified with a successful man, like in the recent case of obama's visit to his hometown. Am yet to see a woman who wouldn't love to be identified with a successful man, not here in Nigeria.

2. You lack self confidence.

This is another major reason. You're smitten with her, but lacks the moral to walk up to her and express your feeling, isn't cool if you ask me . As your thought probably falls on her reaction. You need to boost your self confidence.

3. You don't Dress well/look good.

A popular saying, the way you're dressed is the way you're addressed, this isn't fallacy at all. Though another says you shouldn't Judge a book by it cover, but women tends to pay attention to the way you dress, they also get attracted. If you dress like a pauper and approach a lady, my dear you're on a long thing, she might even regard you as a mentally imbalanced fellow.

4. You don't look friendly.

Would you woo a girl while masking an unhappy demeanour? Be friendly, smile, joke and be free, don't carry a visage expression of a zombie. If you ain't friendly, ladies might mistake you to being boring. And believe me, some ladies are allergic to nerds.

Am not saying if you follow the stated above that you will come across your woman, you might, or might not. It just the same like being kept in the dark, you probably don't know what you're missing.
Cc. Lalasticlala, ishilove.

Written by moi.