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XavierBlue

And sharing more sex leads to heaven

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Falconey e be like say death the hungry you

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naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]i'm just waiting for the girl that will come here and say. "I'm independent. I don't need to ask my man for anything"

Yet they will still say "I can't date broke guys"

Why the hell are you now dating guy who is financially stable if you won't need his money some day?

Such contradictions. [/color]

most girls thinks relationship is a means of income.


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StephanieEzeh:
Heap of rubbish!

you're seeking my attention right?


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Feranchek:
There's ONLY one thing I hate to hear from ladies (especially the ones online)



"Please send me airtime to subscribe"

I'll just be like... "adecome"

you bad.



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Niklausa:
Well, they need to abandon that nature, because it's a foolish nature.

i doubt that. It in them.



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Niklausa:
What's the difference between "I have not seen my period" & "I am pregnant"?

I hate when girls say I Need Some Money . This annoys me greatly.
I am always like, am I your father? Are we married?
And they don't say it once, they keep on repeating it week after week.

Bunch of greedy parasites.

no vex, na their nature na



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Niklausa:
What's the difference between "I have not seen my period" & "I am pregnant"?

the first might be a delay of menstration while the second signifies she's definitely pregnant.



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We all have stuff we don't want to hear from our spouse and those we'd love to. Ranging from "bank alert" to " let go shopping" for the girls , and "make love to me" to " you're so good in bed" for the boys
Here are things guys don't want to hear from their partners.


1. ‘I’M PREGNANT’

Some guys get a cardiac arrest when they hear this heart breaking words. Responsible men do own up for their deeds and our cool with this news, but some dudes with the idiosycrasy that the words are intended to tie them down. And commitment too is a no for them, a total disaster if you ask me.

2. ‘I’M BROKE’

Some hunger starved broke girls thinks relationship is a means of income or lemme say extorting monies from their partner. This is a total baloney. Generally, boys hate to spend, though some pretend to love the act, perhaps to feel big or boost their ego.
A relationship is an emotional platform to share love, interest and feelings, not to suck each other dry Are you are leech?

3. ‘I’M ON MY PERIOD’

It a known fact that girls start " seeing their period" when they are not in the mood for sex. Imagine a guy where konji don catch, and have spent a fortune on the girl, suddenly has an opportunity to sleep with her . In his quest to get UnCloth and have a romp, he is suddenly stopped with these words. We shouldn't really blame these rapist though. If you've experienced this, you should decipher what am saying. It really frustrating and annoying.

4. I HAVE NOT SEEN MY PERIOD

Only God knows how heart breaking these words are. For the non commital fela's, it brings them sorrow. Some girls also use these words as a yard stick for testing for their partners love, unfortunately, many fail the test. They'll judge from his reaction, especially if he hazard abortion.
Girl: dear i have not seen my period.
Akpos: OMG! Where did you keep it my love, let search together

Pls don't try this o Akpos is mentally deranged

5. ‘LET’S WAIT TILL OUR WEDDING NIGHT’

This statement is mostly said by the virgins, primary or secondary. I spend my money on you and at the end of the day you avert my entrance into the paradise, huh?
Ladies this is wrong. It an intimate relationship na so why postponing the heavenly act. Next time you get a new girl, and she utter those frustrating words to you, my dear you have to resort to akpos trick.
Girl: pls dear let not have sex, i want to save it for our wedding night
Akpos: Absolutely no problem dear, but don't ask for my money cause i want to save it for our honey moon .


Written by moi.
Lalasticlala, ishilove.


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1month to 10years

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No source? to the wind it should be hauled


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Dharniel:
boy: can i pour water on you? gurl: yeah, you can. GBAM, she's wet already...

what did you drink this morning?

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horexy:
Very true... A guy just needs two

see your mouth like two



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Food abuse, for him mind im don win gramy award




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Teempakguy:
you think this is hot?

i tell you, and the girl na one kind chaff girl




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Taylor86:
I know this thread will make front page

dnt derail ur own thread

go ahead and call Lalasticlala




Xavierblue

Taylor86:
noted

are you also introvert(jobless) like introvert?



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1. SPEND YOUR LAST DIME

Most of us went through this.
Sometimes, guys spend their last kobo just to make the girl they like happy. Maybe to buy a gift or a date. They girl might not even be aware. The funny thing is, he'll keep a happy demeanour all through but deep inside his heart, he's in grave thought.

2. BORROW

Some guys borrow from pals, money to please the girl they like. Most of us still do this. taking loans to go on date or get a gift or send airtime. Some guys can borrow for a living.

3. ENGAGE IN FIGHTS

Na this one dey vex me pass. Just as women fight each other because of men, guys also indulge in this. This is something we know happens almost regularly. Just like last week, in my neighbourhood, two guys engaged in a duel because the other tried to woo his girl, they fought with bottles, correct ones. The girl stood afar watching, i can swear i saw her stifling her mouth, she was giggling.

4. CLEAN UP A ROOM WITHIN MINUTES

Virtually all of us are guilty of this one. No one can clean a dirty room faster than a guy expecting a lady, especially when it her first visit. If you think usain built is fast, then you haven't seen a guy cleaning a room, expecting a girl in 60secs.


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Xavierblue

Nice points.


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Saharareporters? Discard this to the dogs.


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54artistry:
You are commenting on a post published by me, if you aim to criticise, please learn to do so constructively.

common let get this right nigga. The comment i made was it directed to you? Don't tell me i gat no impugn right to say off mind on an article or any thing of sort.
Inferring from the statement i made. Of the girl being a gross being, Charlie i see no reason that should be your total concern.

Ohh i get! You're so obsessed with the image that any comment relayed against it will annoy you right? Tell me am wrong


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Cutehector:
I say make I try geh work na, many ppo don call me jobless for dis forum

you find am?

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