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Subsidize Garri: If you believe this nonsense you just wrote.. Your problem has nothing to do with my User I.D..

You simply need an education and Jesus!

Subsidized garri (What a name!!) - Sorry, but I don't think you understand simple English Language or even have any acumen to think logically. I don't blame you, after all you are just a half educated shop girl on a salary of less tha =N=10,000.00 per month who earns her keep by selling her body on the streets to subsidize her garri. PLEASE GET A LIFE

Having said that, let me educate you:
A lawyer amends a charge for several reasons including but not limited to the need to make the charge more relevant to the offense committed or to beef up the charge in light of addition information obtained on the matter at hand. In the above case the prosecutor just deliberately destroyed his case by charging the accused under a non-existing piece of legislation.

"The old charge which was
drafted on the old Lagos
State Road Traffic Law
2003 was replaced with the
new Lagos State Road
Traffic Law 2012."
"

DON'T YOU GUYS GET IT?

THE SIMPLE TRUTH IS THAT THE WOMAN HAS SETTLED!

THE REPLACEMENT OF THE OLD CHARGE OF MANSLAUGHTER BASED ON THE LAGOS STATE ROAD TRAFFIC LAW 2003 WITH A CHARGE OF DRIVING AGAINST THE TRAFFIC UNDER THE - "YET TO BE SIGNED INTO LAW AT THE TIME OF THE OFFENCE" - NEW LAGOS STATE ROAD TRAFFIC LAW 2012 IS SIMPLY A RUSE!! AND AN ARRANGEE CHARGE TO LET HER OFF THE HOOK!

WHY DIDN'T THE PROSECTORS AMMEND THE CHARGE TO "DRIVING AGAINST THE TRAFFIC" UNDER THE OLD 2003 ROAD TRAFFIC LAW??

LIKE I SAID, THE WOMAN HAS NO CASE TO ANSWER AND WILL WALK FREE!

SHE HAS SETTLED THE POLICE PROSECUTORS!!

SHE HAS SETTLED THE POLICE PROSECUTORS!!

topmost12: but how did all of them escape without any arrest? this does does sum up somehow and the report said that all the crew were in a safe room. Abi the pirate left the ship and navy claiming rescue

EXACTLY!! THE NAVY DID NOT RESCUE ANY TANKER!! THE PIRATES LEFT THE SHIP WHEN THEY COULD NOT GET ANY OTHER TANKER VESSEL TO TRANS-SHIP THE FUEL INTO!!!

WHERE WAS THE NAVY WHEN THE VESSEL WAS HIJACKED IN THE FIRST PLACE?

WITH THE MANY ASSAULT PATROL VESSELS THE NAVY HAS IN IT'S FLEET, THE OFFICERS AND MEN Y PREFER THE COMFORT OF THEIR OFFICES AND WEARING WHITE UNIFORMS THAN PATROLING THE OFFSHORE WATERS!!

WAKE UP GUYS!!

Another baby was born by a CBN cleaner in Abuja on friday and she was clutching in her fist the yet to be issued =N=5,000 currency note!

Is this not a divine message to the Senators that suspended d release of the currency note?

The spate of secret cult killings which had reduced in Enugu seem to have rebounded with vengeance!

I just left Enugu this morning for Lagos but before I left there has been reportedly about 8 (eight) cult style assassinations in the city. I actually visited two of the locations before I left the city - Peter Okoye Street (former Bongos Motors Premises) and Adelabu Street (opposit Cheshire Home) both in Uwani, Enugu and the crowd I met confirmed the killings.

The two victims were reportedly gunned down by assassins at the early hours of this morning as they came out to fetch water from the compound water wells.

Just yesterday, the Vice chancellor of Enugu State University was reportedly kidnapped on his way to work at Agani.

Everyone thought that the 'wild wild west' situation in Enugu would have been curbed with the complete ban on Okadas from operating in the metopolis.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN MY BELOVED COAL CITY??

Thanks to the cosmic rays! I found a brand new Bold 10 under my pillow this morning and all my phones are fully.

Am sure when I get downstairs I may find a full tank of gas with Beyounce sleeping at the back seat!

I saw some vehicles of interest advertised for sale in Miami and Palm Beach, Florida/USA on craigslist.org website.

I want to know if you have people in Florida than can handle the purchase and shipment if I want to pre-order any of the vehicles through you.

Kindly revert

I just drove past some LASTMA official on Western Ave, Lagos; all I did was swerve my SUV a little toward where they were standing and believe me, they all leapt out of the way - triple jump style!.

New morale for LASTMA officials: "THE FEAR OF LAGOS DRIVERS IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM"

THE WAY FORWARD TO ENDING THE BOKO HARAM MENACE: A THEORY ON 'FIRE FOR FIRE' COUNTER TERRORISM:

>Boko Haram Strategy = bomb churches/christians in the north
>Instrument of Action = recruiting and brain washing northern youths to plant bombs in churches and/or blow themselves up (aka today you will be in paradise/72 virgins)
>Counter Terrorism Strategy (CTS) = bomb mosques/moslems in the north
>Instrument = government setting up a highly classified agency to run the CTS which will be charged with recruiting, training and brainwashing northern youths to plant bomb in mosques and/or blow themselves up (using mind control drugs and implants Russian KGB style).
>Traing of CTS Recruits = An outside terrorist organisation should be contracted to run the operation and the training/brainwashing of recruits should be carried out outside the country.
>Deployment = After training the CTS agents will be stationed in a North African country from where they will be deployed to specific mosques to bomb in northern Nigeria
>Expected Result = initially, chaos, distrust and fear will shake the whole north; turning moslems against themselves.
>Duration of Action = 8 months
>Final Result = BOKO HARAM WILL IMPLODE ON IT'S SELF

Very interesting and insightful thread BUT this is only season 1 of the Makoko demolition story.

Season 2 will throw up the actual reason for the Makoko demolition!
KEEP WATCHING!

I can Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ that the new NSA is already making an impact!
BH is being more daring and is definitely pushing southwards!

I can Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ Seun smiling!

What are my people complaining about? A degree holder working as a truck driver?

That's a lot better than in UPS (United Parcel Service) where a sizable percentage of their okada despatch drivers are graduates!

Once the pay is good! Why not! My younger brother lives in Calgary, Canada where he drives a long haul truck for a living .He makes good money there and has made some impressive investments back here in Nigeria..

I believe that what we are lacking in Nigeria is just DIGNITY OF LABOUR which of course goes with a GOOD PAY. If Dangote can contribute to the development of this culture in Nigeria, then all hail to him.

"Michelle Obama is the head of
USA Olympic delegation to
the London Olympic, 2012"

Wonder what the NL GEJ haters squad and the Nigeria Press will say if Dame Patience was appointed head of Nigeria Olympic delegation to the 2012 London Olympic??

SMH!

Eziachi: Expect to have all shades of characters and opinions in every large family. Nairaland is like a large family, if you don't like this characters, deregister yourself. No one is pinning you down into any website by force.

WONDER HOW MUCH SEUN IS GETTING FROM THE SPONSORS OF THE GEJ HATE CAMPAIGN ON NAIRALAND!

TALK ABOUT HATE GEJ SUBSIDY PAYMENT!!
KARMA IS WAITING!!!

Are you guys saying there is no oil subsidy baron on NL?

So this is the Tonto people have been talking about! She doesn't look real at all! More like a bleached China doll.

BUT WHERE ARE THE TATTOOS?? Can someone post some pics showing her tattoos.

Hi, Pls help check out this Vin for me 5UXFA53563LW26004
Thanks

WHAT IS THE FAROUK LAWAN STILL DOING IN THE HOUSE OF REPS
GIVEN THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE ALLEGATION, THE HOUSE SHOULD HAVE DONE THE HONOURABLE THING AND SUSPENDED HIM UNTIL HE IS CLEARED OF THE CHARGES.
THE FAILURE OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES TO TAKE THIS ACTION IS SUSPECT.

ARE YOU GUYS THINKING WHAT I AM THINKING??

IS THE ENTIRE HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY COMPROMISED??

I advice the lady should make the best out of the situation:
1. Send d house girl to a nursing home where she would be looked after till she delivers the baby.
2. She and her husband should then adopt the baby and raise the child as their own.

To divorce the husband because of what happened will be height of FOOLISHNESS!

chemberlin: If this is true that means the bible quaotation that said "the kingdom of God is for a little child who has no sin" is now proven to be rite...she is sinless

NEXT THING YOU WILL HEAR IS THAT SHE WAS PULLED OUT OF THE WRECKAGE WITH A MINIATURE QUORAN IN HER HAND!

Somebody should please confirm the true state of affairs.

For the love of God, what is the business of our president "LAUNCHING" energy saving light bulbs?? What he should have done was to 'RECOMMEND" the use of energy saving bulbs while pointing out the benefits in power savings!

To roll out the carpet just to "LAUNCH" energy saving bulbs was ill advised.

GEJ WILL BE THE GREATEST FOOL TO LET THE ON GOING CONTROVERSY MAKE HIM TO CHANGE THE UNIVERSTY'S NAME BACK TO UNILAG.

HOWERVER, IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT UNILAG'S UNIVERSITY COUNCIL WILL HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE CHANGE OF NAME. BUT I FORESEE THE BEST THEY CAN DO WILL BE TO ASK FOR A SHORTENING OF THE NAME TO SAY "ABIOLA UNIVERSITY " (AU) JUST AS WE HAVE IN 'YALE' AND 'OXFORD' .

benspeakout: That is the photo. You can come look for yourself if you have doubts. You dont have to pay for viewing. Call me on 08050862646. Price is 40k Last.

Are you serious? Why then are the photos you posted titled 'ASUS Eee PC 1215P' and 'ASUS Eee PC 1215N'?! Or didn't you notice this before posting the photos?
Hmm! Who is fooling whom?

Nigeria losing 17 percent of oil to theft

May 16, 2012

Despite recent efforts to address the issue, Nigeria continues to lose a dramatic proportion of its oil production to theft, one government minister has asserted.

Reuters reports that Nigerian Finance Minister Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala told reports that the country's state oil company, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, lost 17 percent of its oil production last month.

So-called "oil bunkering," when thieves tap into an oil pipeline and either sell the oil or produce crudely-refined petroleum products, was once a crippling problem for the country's oil industry, but was dramatically reduced with a 2009 amnesty declaration.

Still, Royal Dutch shell reports losing as much as 7.5 percent of its daily oil production, and never less than 2 percent.

However, Reuters reports that Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan is unlikely to take action, because many of the people managing the country's oil industry are close political allies.

"In the past pressure for change has usually prompted the casting aside of a scapegoat," Antony Goldman, head of PM Consulting, told Reuters. "Too many people in the ruling elite do not want an end to corruption, they just want their turn. From an external perspective, failure to act may indeed look like weakness; the domestic environment is more complex."


http://www.pennenergy.com/index/petroleum/display/8281483976/articles/pennenergy/petroleum/exploration/2012/may/nigeria-losing_17.html?cmpid=EnlDailyPetroMay172012

Ujujoan:
Oh I see u r tryna get cute wiv me! Hmmn . .  not gonna work hon. I've seen it all!   

pluzini:
@xcuggs, chei guy u hard o! sharp man! u don take style turn the thing to toasting. uju abeg no gree for am o.

@ujujoan
see what I mean?, the guys in nairaland - like @pluzini - are already fighting to push me away from you!! what they should ask is how come I know you have dimples on your cheeks!!

Ujujoan:
No YOU have said it all . . .  no need to waste your time with the ‘washed out old maid’ when you can catch them young. What can I say; all that glitters is not gold. I hope you and your friends will learn from this experience.

Live is in phases my dear and when you sleep with dogs be ready to get up with fleas.

Wao Wao!! darling, dont get your panties in a twist. Seems I must have touched one of your sensitive parts. Take it easy, Ok?

You never know, you may be the 'sweet heart with a mind of her own ' I have been looking for all this while. Only that you have so many guys dying for you on nairaland who will not hesitate to employ juju to chase me away.

But all the same, pencil me down of the list.  You never can tell when cupid will start releasing his arrows By the way I luv them dimples on your cheeks

TYPES OF NIGERIAN WIVES AND HUSBANDS. – A practical Guide to choosing a Spouse

For those considering getting married, use this as a guide to make a good and informed choice/decision.

HUSBAND CHARATERISTICS

IGBO HUSBAND
Plus
1.      He is very loyal
2.      He maintains monogamy
3.      Could be very yielding/gullible
4.      Gives you access to all his assets
5.      Follows your advice and directions to the letter
6.      Spends money on you for comfort, good looks and happiness
7.      Takes care of your kids
Minus
1.      Could be very unromantic-Romance is limited to spending money, spending money and
         spending money
2.      May be semi-literate or illiterate.
3.      May marry you early and deny you of access to life/youth.
4.      More likely to be crude and unrefined
5.      Always has a large family to cater to and take care of plus apprentices etc
6.      May not be presentable
7.      May be horrible in bed and/or sexually illiterate/unwilling to explore.
8.      Could be gullible/easy to deceive


YORUBA HUSBAND
Plus
1.      Could be very romantic.
2.      Could be caring
3.      Tries to maintain leadership in the home.
4.      Disciplines kids well
5.      More white-collar career inclined
6.      Literacy level is usually high
Minus
1.      More likely to philander
2.      More likely to eventually marry another wife
3.      More likely to marry you for your money/connections.
4.      Could be highly assertive,
5.      Most times you would take care of yourself after a while.
6.      You may eventually separate with nothing to show for it.
7.      Family members may be given priority.

EDO HUSBAND
Plus
1.      Believes in marriage
2.      Takes care of you and your needs.
Minus
1.      May end up not taking full care of the kids
2.      Could be very harsh
3.      Does not take any nonsense
4.      You may end up taking care of him
5.      You can't cheat on him.

URHOBO MAN
Plus
1.      Believes in marriage
2.      Takes care of you and your needs.
Minus
1.      You may end up taking care of him
2.      You can't cheat on him.

EFIK MAN
Plus
1.      Will effectively take care of the culinary activities in your absence.
2.      Is usually very religious
3.      Hardworking
4.      Good in bed
5.      Quite organised and clean.
Minus
1.      Be prepared to have 12 kids
2.      Your cooking may not be good enough
3.      He will either be very ugly or very handsome. no line between. He
        will also either be very short or very tall. Same with your kids
4.      Prepare to have a husband like 25 years older than you in his  fifties.

HAUSA MAN
Plus
1.      Hardly believes in premarital sex.
2.      Very religious
3.      Takes care of you
Minus
1.      You may be wife number 4
2.      You may be wife number 4 at 14
3.      You have absolutely no say in anything, anywhere and anytime.
4.      If he passes away, you may be transferred to another family.


WIFE CHARATERISTICS

URHOBO WIFE
Plus
1      always loyal/faithfully (cheating is outright abomination)
2      very hardworking and self reliant
3      very good cook (banga soup, owo, pepper soup, sea food specials)
4      can persevere even in poverty conditions
5      accommodating if a second wife shows up
6      what u see is what u get kind of attitude
7      would lay down their life for their children
Minus
1          argumentative
2          stubborn
3          alcoholic tendencies
4          some level of gra- gra
5          very very very vocal

YORUBA WIFE
Plus
1.      Very respectful to husband
2.      Very respectful to in-laws
3.      Most times educated
4.      Yielding and submissive
5.      Likes sex.
Minus
1.      Would most likely have had one kid for another man before you and after you.
2.      Will most likely cheat at 65% with one Uncle or Oga at office or even with your family
          member.
3,       Possibly give you another man's kid in between your kids
4.      Tells her mother or sisters or friends everything.
5.      May jazz you up.
6.      Will fill you with pepper, palm oil, assorted and amala.
7.      Probably will marry another man even if you split at 60 years of  age.
8.      If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, the uncles will finally start to
         drop her off in front of the house with a peck.

IBO WIFE
Plus
1.      Loyal to her husband
2.      Gives kids good nourishing food with vegetables and many spices.
3.      is very clean.
4.      is ready to fight anybody alongside her husband and break their head or even fight
         while the husband watches.
5.      Even if her husband leaves her at 30, she has only a 3% chance of  remarrying after kids.
6.      Stays with you even when you have nothing
Minus
1.      Very disrespectful to everyone including you.
2.      After breaking the neighbours' head will one day break yours.
3.      Only regards you as a man if you have money.
4.      Views love as spending power.
5.      May not really love you but will marry you because you are ready  and her real lover isn't.
6.      Will spend every dime of yours without touching hers
7.      May stop shagging you after 35.
8      If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she will become VERY insubmissive
        and her family will finally remember what a useless in-law you are.
9      When there is a fight, her brothers will come and join to break your head.

EDO WIFE
Plus
1.      Cannot cheat on you
2.      Can also cook good food.
3.      Looks after kids and you.
4.      Very respectful
5.      Most times well endowed.
6.      Very thrifty
7.      Always has one brother or sister in Europe to bail you out in hard times.
8.      Does not leave you even if you are semi-dead, quarter dead or dead.
9.      If she makes more money than you, or you make less than her, she remains loyal but after
         building 10 houses you have no idea about.
Minus
1.      May have signed your death day the day you were married.
2.      You have a 98.75% chance of dying before her.
3.      Eventually you die and she becomes the landlady.
4.      Or she may have built her own house while you guys were still staying in a room and parlour
         without you knowing.
5.      May have done runs before you got married.

HAUSA  WIFE
Plus
1.      Everything good.
Minus
1.      If you are not a muslim, no chance.
2.      You may eventually have to show her where the Promised Land is.
3.      Even when you do, it must be in the dark.


EFIK WIFE
Plus
1.      She will load you with so much good food that every other thing is poison
2.      She will also f,  your brains out.
3.      Also loyal and respectful but will also break your head if you  misbehave.
4.      Very clean.
Minus
1.      She will f,  your brains out finally.
2.      She will either be very slim, have an extremely large ass or be very short.
3.      You will share shaving stick as she may have facial and chest hair.
4.      Even if you wanna leave her, the f**king and feeding will keep you coming back for more.
5.      She is definitely seeing other men outside,

Happy spouse hunting boys and girls. Don not say you were not provided with adequate analytical tools.

My attn has been drwn to some typos in my last post

IN CONCLUSION, I  SEE THE GUY AS SIMPLY A silly SLUT WHO GOD EXPOSED HER EVIL/POLLUTED SENSE OF CHEATING AND EXPLOITING MEN.

Should read:  IN CONCLUSION, I  SEE THE GIRL AS SIMPLY A SILLY SLUT WHO GOD EXPOSED HER EVIL/POLLUTED SENSE OF CHEATING AND EXPLOITING MEN

Item 5, line 2.

there is no change that he will find out.

Should read: ', no chance that he will find out'

Oh my!!, the ladies are rising in support of the two timing LovePeddler!

Ujujoan:
Well then, the 'corporate executive' should look for his age mates and level to 'date and court' next time and not seek out young gullible girls he thinks he can deceive, only to come here and cry foul the moment things don't go his way. Eveybody knows that most school girls have school BFs and a 'corporate excecutive' wanting to marry one should bear that in mind! Also, the  a 'corporate executive' who doesnt see anything wrong in dating a school girl shouldnt see anything wrong in partying with them! 

Beside, that is still a silly excuse. If the 'corporate executive' wanted, he could have organized a party for his GF in a hotel and invited her friends to come have fun with them, at least for the time that he was in town.

I just find it odd that a guy would leave his fiancee to go to 'any' party alone on her b/day when he came all the way to see her!

What can I say, the ladies in the house have spoken:

1. An unmarried corporate executive should not date or marry a lady still in the university. The should stick to old over-used and washed of corporate ladies who are no better than 'tokunbo tyres'

2. Most school girls have school bfs. So anyone dating a school girl should make provision for that.

3. A corporate exec who does'nt want to marry a washed out old maid or banker must reduce himself to the social level of the school girl he is dating. If IBB falls in love with a groundnut seller in Tejuoso market, he should be ready to pally with the groundnut sellers association and invite them to all his parties.

4. A guy should put his gf on a leash whenever he goes to visit her (especially on her birthday) and never let her out of his sight because ALL women cannot be trusted to be reasonable in their conduct. Even when she told him she does not want a big bash (which he could have easily sponsored) but just wanted to entertain her hostel mates as is the tradition.

5. All women cheat on their out of town bfs/ husbands and are prepared to go to any length to have a good time with other lovers at his expense whenever the situation is adjudged convenient and when there is no change that he will find out.

6. In summary, DONT TRUST OUR SENSE OF DECENCY and COMMITMENT because "we are women" (woo unto man) and will ever succumb to temptation as our mother EVE did in the garden of Eden when Lucifer 'manipulated' her!.

The truth of the matter is that the lady "WANTED TO HAVE HER CAKE AND EAT IT" and it backfired on her He was never meant to find out.

Her official position, which she confided in her sisters, is that s[b]he came across a new guy who was prepared to splash out on her on her birthday to win her love and she decided to utilise the opportunity to upstage one of her friends who hosted a pool side party at the same venue some months back. She didnt want to bother the fiance who takes care of her fees and stuff in the school and was even planning on taking her to south Africa for holidays after her degree exams[/b]. Fyi, before the incident, the lady had a sports car on campus courtesy of the "executive" fiance. Guess she was what they call "BIG GIRL", whatever that may mean. She now enters okada and bus!

IN CONCLUSION, I  SEE THE GUY AS SIMPLY A STUPID SLUT WHO GOD EXPOSED HER EVIL/POLLUTED SENSE OF CHEATING AND EXPLOITING MEN.

THE GUY IS ALREADY HAVING THANKS GIVING SERVICES IN CHURCHES IN LAGOS (Not Synagogue-oo!) TO GIVE THANKS TO GOD FOR SAVING HIM FROM A CONFUSED AND GREEDY LADY WITH NO SENSE OF COMMITMENT, DECENCY AND WISDOM.