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Christianity EtcRe: Explain This Mystery: A Dead Man Sent A Stranger To Deliver A Bag by xcuggsm(m): 9:11pm On Feb 05, 2013
Interesting story!
But I have also been privy to such a freak occurence that was beyound explantion!
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In the late 90's, my driver at the time brought a middle aged woman to meet me, who he intoduced as his senior sister from the village. The next day after she had left, we got the news from the husband that she passed away a week before at their village in Umuahia.
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Being a skeptic I carried out some privtate investigation on the incident and unbelievably; it all checked out as a fact.
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It's a strange world we live in.
PoliticsRe: SSS Parades Nkiru Sylvanus' Kidnappers by xcuggsm(m): 7:10pm On Jan 29, 2013
Sam Milla: The Nigerian Police, The Nigerian
Army, and the
Secret Service are all trying to prove
that they are
the best at Catching criminals.
The President decides to give them a test. He
releases a rabbit into a forest and each
of them
has to catch it. The SSS goes in. They
place animal informants throughout
the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After
three
months of extensive investigations
they
conclude that rabbits do not exist. The
ARMY goes in. After two weeks with no
leads they burn the forest, killing
everything in it,
including the rabbit, and they make no
apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The POLICE goes in. They come out two hours
later with a badly beaten ANTELOPE.
The
ANTELOPE is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a
rabbit!
I'm a rabbit!
Brilliant!!
Are you in any way related to Chinua Achebe?
PoliticsRe: Ibori’s Secret Mansion In Lagos Located by xcuggsm(m): 8:30pm On Jan 27, 2013
Edoblakky: Make EFCC go shit! That house had been built a long time ago even before the robber called Ibori became governor. This people don smoke ashish again.
THAT'S CORRECT!
GOOD VENUE FOR HIS PARTIES!
PoliticsRe: Eric Schmidt Visits Fashola in Lagos [Pictures] by xcuggsm(m): 9:14pm On Jan 22, 2013
peckhamboi: See as Fashola head be like the coconut I used to make coconut milk last night
PoliticsRe: Eric Schmidt Visits Fashola in Lagos [Pictures] by xcuggsm(m): 9:14pm On Jan 22, 2013
peckhamboi: See as Fashola head be like the coconut I used to make coconut milk last night
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Please leave my able governor alone!
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Though I always marvel at his local "strictly mushin olosha area father" looks!.
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Nice guy!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Interesting Facts You Would Like To Know by xcuggsm(m): 4:53pm On Jan 21, 2013
MALE HONEY BEES COMMIT INTIMATE SUICIDE!!!
The male honey bee (called the drone ) lives for one purpose only - to mate with the queen - and he will
die in the process of doing so.
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Only one round!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is The New Center For Pirate Attacks In The World by xcuggsm(m): 2:08pm On Jan 05, 2013
Paul John: http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2013/01/04/Nigeria-seen-as-new-center-of-piracy/UPI-43551357328091/?spt=hs&or=tn
I doubt if there is any clear cut discernible line between the Nigerian Navy and the Sea Pirates these days. If the navy wants to stop piracy they have the resources and the logistics to do that. But why they are letting sea piracy thrive unabated is anybody's guess!

Ask the Chief of Naval Staff!
CelebritiesRe: 86-Year-Old Hugh Hefner Marries 26-Year-Old Crystal Harris. by xcuggsm(m):
debosky: ROTFLMAO! cheesy cheesy

2013 - the year of using phrases senselessly where they don't apply. cheesy

Happy New Year Kandii wink
"No pun intended". sometimes, can actually mean that you didn't intend to make a joke.
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For example:
A man with a broken hand is trying to carry his groceries, and a woman comes by and offers to help
. She says, "Can I give you a hand (meaning "help you"wink? No pun intended!"

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Hope you get my meaning now!. I had to make it clear that what I said was not intended to be a joke!
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I hope you find another outlet for your frustration and think things through before senselessly using words like "senseless" to insult your elders.
CelebritiesRe: 86-Year-Old Hugh Hefner Marries 26-Year-Old Crystal Harris. by xcuggsm(m): 9:30am On Jan 03, 2013
dayokanu: That woman isnt a gold digger o

She married him exclusively for love and his 6 packs cool cool cool cool
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No pun intended but older men appreciate women better that the so called younger men whose whole existence is centered on the tip of their dic.k! its not all about se.x!
PoliticsRe: Tension In Enugu As Chime Fails To Return by xcuggsm(m): 7:04pm On Jan 01, 2013
dayokanu: Umaru Sullivan YarAdua Chime where are you?
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Ask Turai!!
PoliticsRe: Anambra Governorship Race - Road To 2014 by xcuggsm(m): 4:14am On Dec 28, 2012
Mr. Globe:
Sorry ACN is not allowed to rule Anambra State. You can replace Fashola with Ngige in 2015. When Ngige is serious to rule Anambra again he will do the Needful
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For Ngige to win Anambra governorship election running under ACN is akin to expecting Prophet T. B. Joshua to be d next Pope in the Vatican !!
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He is a performer and has earned his stripes but to win Anambra he has to chose another platform! Definitely not ACN
Music/RadioRe: Do You Like Rock Music? What's Your Favourite Band? by xcuggsm(m): 3:47am On Dec 28, 2012
I WAS "BORN", "BRED" & "BUTTERED" IN ROCK.MUSIC!! The hard rock/heavy metal genre
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My dad came back from d States with a box full of Lps and singled and I was sold on rock music early in life.
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when I was in d university in the 80's I had well over 400 rock albums and am still collecting!
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Black Sabbath was and still is my favourite heavy metal band. i have all d albums d band ever released and d greatest rock moment of my life was when I caught them live in concert in the UK in d 80's!
Black Sabbath is d daddy of them all as they defined what heavy metal rock came to be!
Their album 'Sabotage' released 1975 is d best heavy metal album ever made.
i also love
Led Zep
Deep Purple
Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
Metalica
Raindow
Linkin Park
etc etc
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala's Mother's Kidnapper Arrested In Bank by xcuggsm(m): 2:53pm On Dec 25, 2012
NONSENSE!!
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The arrested kidnappers, on getting to Abuja, should be awarded OON national awards and be automatically made honorary members of the National Assembly where they should stay with their elder brother in crime FAROUK LAWAN!
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Their only mistake was being caught 'physically' with the money while their elder brother was only caught 'electronically' on video with the dollars!
CelebritiesRe: “Yes, Don Jazzy And I Had A Past,” Tonto Dikeh Confesses On Ndani TV by xcuggsm(m): 9:43pm On Dec 13, 2012
STILL WAITING FOR THE UNVEILING OF THE SIZZLING AFFAIR BETWEEN TONTO DIKE AND OUR OWN SEUN OSEWA!!
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ITS NO LONGER A SECRET THAT SEUN HAS NOT ONLY A "PAST", BUT ALSO A "PRESENT" AND "FUTURE" WITH TONTO!
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THAT'S WHY NAIRLND'S FRONT PAGE IS ALWAYS TONTOLIZED!!
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother Kidnapped? by xcuggsm(m): 10:06pm On Dec 09, 2012
[quote According to a dependable source, the woman who is a trained medical doctor and a professor was pushed into one of the Audi cars and driven to an unknown destinatiination/[/quote]The reporter got the woman's profession all wrong
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Prof Okonjo took me in a course in Developmental Studies in 1984 at UNN! When she studied Medicine to become a Medical Doctor beats me!
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Nigerian journalist and their police station and beer palour reporting. smh
AutosRe: Reg Toyota Hilux For In Kaduna At D Rate Of 650k by xcuggsm(m): 5:38pm On Dec 05, 2012
More info needed;
Vehicle year
Engine capacity
Whether petrol or diesel
2 doors or 4 doors
etc etc
EntertainmentRe: Tonto Dikeh's First Live Music Performance by xcuggsm(m): 8:58pm On Dec 03, 2012
Ucheosefoh: Tonto again there must be something going on between Tonto and Seun
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Why are u surprised that Seun has tontolized nairaland?
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The latest jist about town is that Tonto Dike is either Seun's lover or his love child!
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And that Seun has already deposited his will with his lawyers, in which he is alleged to have allocated nairaland.com to Tonto!!! Daddy's girl!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Political Figures And Their Nairaland-given Names by xcuggsm(m): 8:09am On Nov 21, 2012
Crayola1: Second coming of Christ cheesy
Messiah cheesy
"Okada terminator"
PoliticsRe: Alleged Killer Of General Shuwa Killed by xcuggsm(m): 6:20am On Nov 16, 2012
manny4life: Do they have to share their intelligence with the public? shocked shocked shocked shocked
That is the problem with Nigerians and the Nigerian press who want to run the government from the outside!
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It's not right to expect the JTF and the SSS to reveal the internal dynamics of their operations and investigations to the public!
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Personal Life Motto? by xcuggsm(m): 6:16am On Nov 15, 2012
This has been my simple motto since my teens and it never failed me;
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"FREE YOUR BUTT AND YOUR HEAD WILL FOLLOW"
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instead of staying in a situation that obviously disagrees with you and your principles, strategic interests and aspirations and cause yourself unecessary stress, discomfort and disadvantage by trying to bother your head by rationalising about the situation, why not save ourself the angst by simply moving your butt out of there.
AutosRe: Neatly Used 2004 MODEL Land-rover Defender For 1.4M by xcuggsm(m): 11:26pm On Nov 14, 2012
Is this LR Defender still available?
PoliticsRe: El Rufai Mocks Pastor Oritsejafor On Private Jet by xcuggsm(m): 10:30am On Nov 11, 2012
SMH! I wonder why Malam El Rufai is complaing about Pastor Orisejafo owning a private jet?
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If he wants one, ETISALAT in which I heared he has a major shareholding [using faceless proxies] can buy one for him!
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I pity those who are super wealthy but because they want to masquerade under an ideology and fake pretences prefer to live austere lives! So sorry!!!
PoliticsRe: Okada Accidents Have Reduced By 95% In Lagos – Kayode Opeifa by xcuggsm(m): 9:54am On Nov 11, 2012
bisikeys: Duh!!!! Why accident no go reduce when Okada no deyhuhhuh Oya remove motor cars and see if motor accident no go reduce by 105%... Abi remove Air planes and see if air accidents wont reduce huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
So whoever is making such deduction about the reduction in Okada accidents is not only dumb and stupid but also totally bereft of simple logical reasoning!

it reminds me of the equally dumb and stupid claim by the NTA in the past that "20 million people watch NTA, so 20 million people cannot be wrong"

BUT that was in the era when there were few other TV Stations when the people had no choice!!
PoliticsRe: Vocabularies Made Popular By Nigerian Leaders Erom 80s Till Date. by xcuggsm(m): 7:27am On Oct 30, 2012
A most common phrase among governors. ministers and public functionaries from the northern part of the country which is never missing in every speech is;
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" I assure you ...."
(pronounced "I ashuaa you"wink
CelebritiesRe: 14 Compatible Nigerian Celebrities To Match-Make! by xcuggsm(m): 12:36pm On Oct 23, 2012
abdullkabar: Seun nd tonto!!
Nairaland 'itz ova' tongue
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NO! Nairaland will not be over; It
will just be TONTOLIZED!!
PoliticsRe: Firm Seeks Approval To Import And Sell Fuel At N75/ Litre by xcuggsm(m): 9:56am On Oct 23, 2012
I AM DISAPPOINTED BY THE LEVEL OF PESSIMISM BEING DISPLAYED BY NAIRALANDERS ON THIS ISSUE!
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IF;
1) NNPC CANNOT AFFORD TO BUILD A NEW REFINERY OR ADEQUATELY UPDATE THE EXISTING ONES
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2) THE COUNTRY CANNOT RECOGNISE AND ENCOURAGE THE PEOPLE'S INGENUITY IN SETTING UP LOCAL CREEK REFINERIES, BY SENDING THE JTF TO DESTROY THEM
AND
3) THE SO CALLED SUBSIDY CABAL ARE HOLDING THE NNPC TO RANSOME

THEN WHAT IS WRONG IN GIVING THIS MR WENKE GUY THE LICENCE TO IMPORT PETROLEUM PRODUCT AND BUILD THE US$30 BILLION REFINERY?

LET'S NOT GO INTO THE PRICE ISSUE FOR NOW BUT CONCENTRATE ON POSITIVE CONTRIBUTIONS THIS WILL YEILD TO THE NIGERIAN ECONONY;
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- INDUSTRIAL DEVELOPMENT
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- BOOST IN LOCAL CRUDE OIL UTILIZATION (AS OPPOSED TO EXPORTATION)
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- FRESH CAPITAL INJECTION (AS OPPOSED TO POLITICIANS/GOVT OFFICIALS CARTING AWAY STOLEN RESOURCES TO INVEST IN OTHER COUNTRIES)
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- JOB CREATION
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- RURAL DEVELOPEMENT
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- ETC, ETC

ANYBOBY THAT WILL INJECT MONEY VIA INVESTMENT INTO THE NIGERIAN ECONOMY WILL ALWAYS GET MY 100% VOTE!!
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LET'S LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF THIS!!
CelebritiesRe: 14 Compatible Nigerian Celebrities To Match-Make! by xcuggsm(m): 1:47pm On Oct 22, 2012
seun Osewa and Tono Dike!!
What a perfect match!

Poster u must be related to Propht T..B. Josuah!

Maybe the are already dating secretly

And Nairaland needs to be TONTOLIZED!!
Music/RadioRe: Sade Or Adele: Whose Music Do You Prefer? by xcuggsm(m): 10:44am On Oct 21, 2012
sconsults: U know no say beyonce na igbo girl .dull man like you
Very interesting comment on Beyouce being an Igbo girl. I think she looks it.


I have also heard it mentioned in some circled that 50 Cents is of Yoruba descent!
actually from Ogbomosho!
PoliticsRe: IGP Receives $620,000 Subsidy Scam Video by xcuggsm(m): 10:15am On Oct 15, 2012
size38: What are they still investigating for God's sake? farouk has long admitted he took bribe.
I completely agree but that was only Season-1 of the story

Season-2 = What was the sharing formula applied in distributing the bribe money between the lower and upper houses? And how much did it legislator get?

Season - 3 = The legislator are putting all hands on deck to save Farouk Lawan because if he should open up and tell the country the whole story whatever integrity they have left will be completely eroded.

Season - 4 = Legislators final act!
+harass GEJ and oppose every bill/policy/programme he presents as well as threaten him with impeachment
+pressurise, intimidate and harass IGP, EFCC and ICPC to truncate their investigations

All geared towards sweeping the matter under the table!

WELCOME TO NIGERIAN !! - My beloved country!!
AutosRe: CLEAR YOUR CAR,SUV,VAN,BUS,TRUCK,TIPPER FROM COTONOU PORT @ AN AFFORDABLE PRICE by xcuggsm(m): 4:09pm On Oct 11, 2012
A friend is interested in buying
a clean and loaded
CHEVROLET AVALANCHE 2004
Model and above.
Can one get it in Cotonuo?
What will be the landed cost
Abakaliki/Ebonyi State?
AutosRe: Buy Cars from Cotonou without stress and your car(s) will be delivered 48 hours by xcuggsm(m): 3:54pm On Oct 11, 2012
A friend is interested in buying a clean and loaded CHEVROLET AVALANCHE 2004 Model and above.

Can one get it in Cotonuo?
What will be the landed cost Abakaliki/Ebonyi State?
Technology MarketRe: Fairly Used 15kva,20kva,27kva And 40kva Uk Pekins Avail 4 Sale With Warranty by xcuggsm(m): 1:49pm On Sep 25, 2012
What are the prices for the 15kva and 20kva generators?

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