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Politics › Re: Usman Shugaba, Aisha Buhari's ADC Released, Reassigned To Force Headquarters by xcuggsm(m): 8:54am On Jun 16, 2020

jchioma:
This is Buhari vs Buhari. A house divided against itself cannot stand. I pray Nigeria survives this tragicomedy from Daura. Zombies over to you.

[b] BUHARI, SHOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO IF MADAM AISHA HAS DECIDED TO CONSTITUTE HERSELF INTO A DISTRACTION IN ASO ROCK:

SIMPLY, MARRY A SECOND WIFE

AND AISHA WILL BE TECHNICALLY REMOVED FROM THE KITCHEN AND THE OZA ROOM AND RELEGATED TO THE LIVING ROOM

Autos › Re: 2001 Land Rover Range Rover 4.6 HSK (Limited Edition) - Gold -=N=650k'! - SOLD by xcuggsm(m): 7:55am On Mar 17, 2020

Oga, I have been seeing this gold Range Rover around Bode Thomas Street, Surulere for some years now. Very clean I must say.

Kindly confirm the following:
1. Is the engine 4.6 V8 Bosch Engine or the usual Range Rover GEM engine?
2. What of the fuel consumption?

Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Reacts To Lady Advising Stefflon Don To Stop Posting His Photo by xcuggsm(m): 1:14pm On Jun 27, 2019

jesvic91:
I live with three rules
1. Fear women

2. Fear women

3. Fear the only creature that have met Satan face-to-face

Please consult Lalasticlala for the recipe for preparing snake meat pepper soup which should be a sure cure for your phobia for women. After all Satan appeared to mama Eve in the form of a snake!!

Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Looking Sad At Her Wedding To Ned Nwoko? (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 10:59am On May 29, 2019

Ire2:
Hahahahahahahahaa she Don realize say the ritual of stepping into woman hood na magun placed on her.

She be they marry this guy before with taught of "I will collect his money and still be fucking my ex bf" only to realize say water Don pass garri.

Hahahahahahahahaha

If this initiation ritual is meant to ensure her fidelity to her husband, it now explains why most ladies from Delta and Edo shy away from having their traditional marriage rites performed in the village!

Politics › Re: BREAKING: Sanwo-olu Makes First Appointment by xcuggsm(m): 10:46am On May 29, 2019

Peacemaker5128:
Lagoon dwellers would not be happy with this appointment
Very soon you will hear them saying "ragos" is no man's land

Before nko? 'Good morring' Mr landlord who sold out all his land to 'no mans' to do owambe party!

Just know that "you cannot eat your cake and have it"

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Shades Ex-husband, Churchill Who Said He's A Tireless Machine In Bed by xcuggsm(m): 1:25am On May 16, 2019

AllenSpencer:
Tonto needs help

Churchill should have used her for money rituals back then. But he was blinded by love.

He would have been 10 times more richer than what he is today.

Don't be too sure she will still work for money ritual! Most likely she has been harvested long time in her Don Jazzy days.
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But seriously, does Tonto appear or act normal?Even our beloved snakelicious Lala is dead scared of her!!

Career › Re: NLNG Organizes List Of 120 Workers To Be Sacked by xcuggsm(m): 12:34pm On May 12, 2019

trevormide:
Sack 120 staffs who were employed based on merit

Then secretly employ 150 based on nepotism, favouritism and government connection

The truth is NLNG wants to hire people connected to the federal government but there's no space for them. The option is to sack people and create space so that they can fill with the new people

Who cursed Nigeria?

NLNG has already lost its professionalism since APC came into power and started infilterating the establishment with incompetent and unqualified staff.
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I do business with them and I tell you bro, that if you read some of the emails and invitation to quote for contracts coming out from the new people there, you will not help but wonder how they even got the jobs in the first place
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So I guess the proposed sack of staff is just an excercise to get rid of the disgruntled old staff who have been displaced in their job by the incompetent ones who were employed on the basis of nepotism, favouritism and government connection

NEXT LEVEL UNLOADING!!

Car Talk › Re: US: Thieves Steal 124 Wheels From 34 Chevy Cars Worth $120,000 In A Single Night by xcuggsm(m): 11:27am On May 04, 2019

I have already asked my Clearing Agent in Cotonuo, Benin Republic to look out for the tyres. For, surely, that's where the tyres are headed!

Politics › Re: Court Stops FG From Taking Control Of Lagos Airport by xcuggsm(m): 11:03am On May 04, 2019

matify83:
Why renege on an agreement already signed and sealed?

FG should keep to terms and conditions and stop portraying us as people who can't follow -through on business deals.

"Agreement is agreement "

The Lord giveth, the Lord has taken away. Praised be the name of the Lord

Autos › Re: Vehicle Change Or Ownership In Nigeria: Whats The Procedure? by xcuggsm(m): 8:35am On Apr 29, 2019*

HOW CAN ONE PROCESS A CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP FOR VEHICLE BOUGHT FROM THE GOVERNMENT THAT BEARS AN FGN REGISTRATION NUMBER?

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: "Nollywood Actresses Recycle Men" by xcuggsm(m): 5:40am On Apr 28, 2019

MEGAWATCH:
Sincerely I love this girl, I really do........

Hello Seun, how far?
Is this the monicker you are hidding under these days?

Everyone on nairaland has always known you have this thing for Tonto.
Sorry guy, but you were the one that ran away when she wanted you guys to come out of the closet about your relationship, preferring instead the hidden romance.
Take heart my man, I am sure the occasional 'shows' you cut with her will sustain you for now

Just watch out for Lalasticlala, he is itching for a bite of her apple too. wink

Politics › Re: President Buhari Finally Removes His Cap (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 7:30am On Jan 24, 2019

helinues:
Jubrin/Jubril finally removed his cap yet you are not satisfied.

Do you want to see his blokos?

Before or afer plastic surgery?

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Backtracks, Constitutes Campaign Team For Husband’s Re-election by xcuggsm(m): 2:01pm On Jan 01, 2019

ahmedsimpa:
Blood is ticker than water. It is normal.

Shouldn't you be saying that "good lashing" from the brand new, invigorated and revitalised husband must have led to her change of mind?
She is a good wife and she will always follow a husband that is doing his duties wella

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Breaks Up With Sholaye Jeremi Her Baby Daddy by xcuggsm(m): 12:43pm On Dec 14, 2018

AntiWailer:
He never dated u.

How do you break up with person wey no date u.

One night stand does not mean any relationship started.

Linda Ikeji’s attitude shows that you can have money and still have low self esteem.

That she drives 2hours from banana island to Lekki 5th roundabout is a pathetic lie and contradictory to her claims the guy said he want to put a billionaire inside her.

The guy man simply did not take you to his house but to his slaughter house. The jeremi we know is a billionaire since ......

And it is boring to hear money money I have money money money. Yes we know you have money. Can we rest ?

You did not address the stealing of sperm.

We are not interested in the damage control. You mocked Baby Mamas and as Karma will have it, you are now 1.

Uploading June 2019!!
Linda Ikeji begs Favour to be his baby mama

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Dressing To Son's Old School Party by xcuggsm(m): 5:11pm On Dec 07, 2018

Olodo24:
Tonto Dike is officially Miss Nairaland

So today you just dey know that?

If only Seun will have the guts to make it official, instead of sneaking in through the back door to collect action!

The hairy armpit, though .......

Politics › Re: Taking The Buhari/Jubril Story Seriously By Abimbola Adelakun by xcuggsm(m): 5:03pm On Dec 07, 2018

GoldChest:
Lalasticlala, Articles likes these from Punch Newspaper should be on front page .

Jubril Al Sudan, Matters Arising .

If you are waiting for Lala to express an opinion on anything but 'SNAKE MEAT PEPPER SOUP" then you have a long time to wait.

Since Seun has obviously been compromised by the Canal that nairaland has lost it's vibrancy and bite in conveying the opinion of the educated masses, our dear Lalasticlala has committed himself more to attending to his snake farm.

The news is that he already has a big snakes export order he is trying to service.!!

All hail to LALA SNAKE FARMS NIGERIA LIMITED!!

Education › Re: Covenant University, Olumuyiwa Oludayo Sex Scandal: Osi Osi, Graduate Speaks by xcuggsm(m): 11:37am On Oct 06, 2018

kaorama:
Investigate. Something tells me it's true but the lady wasn't forced

Remember Monica Lewinsky? Guess the young lady is just venting off her frustration that the man is no longer interested in her coochi!

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Career › Re: VOA Fires Or Proposes Removal Of 15 Hausa Service Members Over Improper Payment by xcuggsm(m): 11:32am On Oct 06, 2018

BruncleZuma:

BBC Hausa is next.

Don't expect much from the Brits. After all, they are the people that invented the brown envelope gratification for pressmen. angry

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Foreign Affairs › Re: 'Toilet Paper' On Donald Trump's Shoe As He Boards Air Force One by xcuggsm(m): 7:05pm On Oct 05, 2018

Fierce11:
Your president would never ever walk with any trail of toilet paper.. Person wey still dey use african spinach clean nyansh.. Who wan dash the vagabond tissue?

I don't think you are correct about our Presido using African spinach to Clean up after doing his business. I hear there is 'Special Assistant (SA) on water resources who's specific job is to always make available clean water (bottled water) for the oga to wash up after the kini. He doesn't use toilet paper like Donald Trump. He is a clean guy, abegi!

Politics › Re: FFK: Buhari Has A Beautiful Wife, Aisha Buhari, The Only Good Thing About... by xcuggsm(m): 7:18am On Sep 18, 2018

yemmight:
This man done dey hi another man's wife. Aboki no dey play with thier yarinyan o. Keep off.

I hope, for his own sake, that he would not threaten to get her pregnant as Dino Melaye told Remi Tinubu!!

Politics › Re: FFK: Buhari Has A Beautiful Wife, Aisha Buhari, The Only Good Thing About... by xcuggsm(m): 7:16am On Sep 18, 2018

yemmight:
This man done dey hi another man's wife. Aboki no dey play with thier yarinyan o. Keep off.

I hope, for his own sake, that he would not threaten to [i]get her pregnant[/I] as he did Remi Tinubu!!

Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot & Wife, Victoria At Abisola Afolabi & Olayinka Wedding In Lagos by xcuggsm(m): 7:10am On Sep 18, 2018

ajisefiniytred:
madam, clear road for young babes jare

Abeg leave the woman alone, she knows that Desmond is a player and she doesn't bat an eye. Half bread is better than chin chin, they say!

Politics › Re: Buhari Rejects PIGB, Says It Whittles Down His Power by xcuggsm(m): 10:34am On Aug 29, 2018

Firefire:
The lifeless one again?

Let him repent and accept JESUS and he will have life abundantly!

Politics › Re: Edwin Clark Slams Donald Trump For Describing Buhari As 'Lifeless' by xcuggsm(m): 10:30am On Aug 29, 2018

Oliveronline:
Nigerians should rise above petty politics and defend their own cuz an attack on the president is an attack on all Nigerians.

That's correct!! Just as 'the man who belongs to nobody' said during Jonathan's regime that "any attack on Boko Haram is an attack on the north"

Politics › Re: Jonathan Did Not Rescue Any Girls – Chibok Parents by xcuggsm(m): 2:29pm On Aug 19, 2018

Lomprico2:
That's because buhari did not want to release them for him.

ABEG TALK AM MAKE THEM HEAR! ALL THOSE BRAINWASHED PEOPLE PLAYING OUSTRICH !!

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Politics › Re: Whistleblower: 5000 Tips Received, N11bn Recovered - Adeosun by xcuggsm(m): 10:58am On Aug 16, 2018

issy4vic:
And so what,is dat an achievement

THE ENTIRE "WHISTLE BLOWING" THING MIGHT BE ANOTHER AVENUE FOR EMBEZZLEMENT AND CORRUPTION:
1) Who determins how the relevant whistle blower information are selected?
2) who determins which whistle blower info is regarded as having actually aided in the money recovery?
3) Who determins who is actually a whistle blower OR an agent of an official in the investigating team?.
4] How are the payments to the whistle blowers effected? Are there any measures in place to prevent officials demanding settlements and deductions ? Like 10%?
5] How can we ever be sure there are no understatement of the recovered sums to minimize the amount paid out to whistle blower?
6] Finally, can the whistle blowing scheme be subjected to a credible forensic audit? NO!
7] Can one blow a whistle on a serving minister in the ministry of 'Whistle Blowing'? Aka ministry of Finance?

I am done here, you can add your own ....

Romance › Re: Meet 'The Sexy Grand Pa' 45, Who Has 22 Kids With 21 Baby Mamas And A Grandkid by xcuggsm(m): 12:43am On Aug 11, 2018

made4naija:
Cc Lalasticlala

Why are you copying Lalasticlala?
Why do you want to reveal the secret that he has been hiding all this while from Seun? THAT HE HAS 8 CHILDREN FROM 6 BABY MAMAS (ALL NAIRALANDERS) WHILE SEUN HAS ONLY MANAGED TO SCORE 3?.
These Nairaland babes just cannot resist Lala's snake meat pepper soup!

Family › Re: Woman Tells Husband To Pay Before Breastfeeding Their Baby by xcuggsm(m): 6:14am On Aug 08, 2018

Hanseel1:
This is what happens when you impress a woman too much with money..

I agree with you bro!
The woman's behaviour looks like something out of the dictionary of Tonto Dike.
"Same Same"

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo Got Buhari's Approval To Sack Lawal Daura For 'Working For Saraki' - SR by xcuggsm(m): 6:14pm On Aug 07, 2018

blackpanda:
IF TRUE, why wasnt saraki part of those shut out?
How come he never bothered to appear at all
How come its only pdp senators that were there afterall NASS is on recess?

When you hear that vultures are gathering under an Iroko tree and mobilising to invade your local church and remove your General Overseer; WHAT DO YOU DO?
Surely, the right thing to do will be to gather the congregation and barricade the church premises so as to block the vultures from carrying out their evil intentions.
You have to exhibit your ability and preparedness to defend the church and your General Overseer!!

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