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PoliticsRe: Nigeria Recovers 693 Power Equipment Containers Abandoned At Ports For 15 Years by xcuggsm(m): 8:02pm On Aug 03, 2018
Ndonu101:
They have not achieved anything in 3.5years so they are seeking good news from anywhere
I bet that it was Saraki the Senate President that hid the containers from the "watchful Army eyes" of the Comptroller of Customs all these years!! joker's angry
Car TalkRe: Weird Toyota Camry Spotted In Edo State (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 11:16pm On Jul 12, 2018
KoiceReloaded:
They turned it into a truck. Innovative.
And looks kinda flashy and sexy. Good customization !!!
PoliticsRe: $322m Abacha Loot: How Cash Transfer Programme Will Work - Osinbajo Reveals by xcuggsm(m): 6:19pm On Jul 12, 2018
alphaconde:
whatever this pastor and his devilish oga does please dont share the money. just look for an infrastructural deficit to correct, we need roads hospital and stadiums factories farming communities.
Well said my brother!!
However, someone told me that somehow our own Lalasticlala's name was smuggled into the list of beneficiaries on the account of the news making the rounds that he is having problems with his landlord

THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE: the problem Lalasticlala is having with his landlord has nothing to do with poverty or non payment of his house rent. The issue is simply that Lalasticlala has corrupted the landlord's wife and children into eating/craving for snake meat pepper soup and the landlord us from Anambra state where the killing of python is prohibited.
WHAT LALASTICLALA NEEDS FROM NAIRALANDERS IS PRAYERS FOR DELIVERANCE FROM SNAKE MEAT PEPPER SOUP!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Huge Python Killed By Soldiers In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 6:35pm On Jun 14, 2018
Paperwhite:
Lala are you there? grin grin Oh yes he is! grin grin cheesy
Oh No, he is not there ooO. I spotted him at Uyo Airport this morning. Guess he must have told Seun he was going to interview the Awka Ibom governor.

This man called Lalasticlala and snake meat! Na waa wink
AutosRe: ➡️ European Check VIN Report & Get Guaranteed Vehicle Record +234-806-036-5068 ➡ by xcuggsm(m): 5:13am On Jun 09, 2018
How much?
Car TalkRe: Documents Needed When Buying A Used Car by xcuggsm(m): 5:06am On Jun 09, 2018
How do I check the name a new plate number is registered with?
AutosRe: Used NISSAN TERRANO II 2.7 TDI SUV - Wanted!! by xcuggsm(op): 6:28pm On Jun 03, 2018
Still waiting!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Python Killed In A Church This Night (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 7:51am On Jun 03, 2018
Emmy9ite:
Lasticlala Gospel Ministries Incorporated!
The snake came to greet the founding father..lol
Lalasticlala Gospel whaaatt?? How can a confirmed snake pepper soup eating babalawo incarnate have a Gospel ministry?? Abegii undecided

Also, did I just read somewhere on this thread that "Lalasticlala is now married"? What the hell happened to his other wives OR has he finally succeeded in marrying one of the released Dapchi girls that Lai Mohammed promised him?? cheesy
AutosUsed NISSAN TERRANO II 2.7 TDI SUV - Wanted!! by xcuggsm(op): 2:04pm On May 31, 2018
I am looking for good priced (cheap) NISSAN TERRANO II 2.7 TDI (diesel) SUV with Auto transmission to buy.

Please paste photos and price ideas here.

Thanks
CrimeRe: Abuja Big Babe Stabbed In The Private Part By Boyfriend For Refusing To Give N1M by xcuggsm(m): 2:03pm On May 22, 2018
Bhelamblog:
Lalasticlala
Why are you calling Lalasticlala? Is the deceased one of his fans or just because "private part" was mentioned in the write up? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji’s Public Statement On Her Pregnancy by xcuggsm(m): 10:53am On May 21, 2018
Dannyset:
Anybody noticed where she used the word "my friend" like 3 times? That's the baby Daddy there. It could be Seun tho! grin
NEVER!! NOT SEUN
Seun is smitten by Tonto Dike and he has been drinking burantashi and fertility drugs (pepared by Lalasticlala) for months waiting for the right opportunity to STRIKE; when Tonto fully recovers from "the other place" surgery she had.!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Mboro Asks Members To Wave Their Pants And Touch Their Private Parts by xcuggsm(m):
A Nairaland oga-on-top has already ordered for these set of boxers underwears in readiness for his trip to Prophet Mboro's church!
Any guesses?
grin

CelebritiesRe: I Miss Being Touched, Kissed And Romanced Passionately Tonto Dikeh Cries Out by xcuggsm(m): 3:29am On May 06, 2018
lifezone247:
Seun where are thou at?
GOOD QUESTION!!
With all the burantashi Lalasticlala has been supplying him, this is the right time to use it on his old crush - Tonto
CelebritiesRe: See Linda Ikeji's Husband To Be (photos) by xcuggsm(m): 9:39am On Apr 06, 2018
Linda is really lucky to have finally found a guy who can stand "that thing" that Wizkid talked about.

Some guys dey like am shaa!!
Another man's meat is . . . . . grin
Business To BusinessRe: Screen Mesh (cloth) For Quarry Screen Deck - For Sale!! - 4 Pcs N240,000 by xcuggsm(op): 8:35am On Apr 05, 2018
Still available!
CelebritiesRe: Who Is Linda Ikeji's Ex-Boyfriend She Is Engaged To? by xcuggsm(m): 12:29am On Mar 29, 2018
savio93:
I heard it's Seun....
Please does he meet her reqiurment?
Please leave Seun out of this. HE IS 100% TONTOLIZED!!
Seun is still scratching his head in wonder about Tonto Dike not coming to visit with him in the other room after her separation from Churchill.
All the burantashi Lalasticlala organised for him from Auchi are still in his bed side drawer unused!

I hope Tonto, who was very close to Seun's bedroom after he made her the "queen of Nairaland" , will find it in her heart to reconsider him.
Maybe, they are waiting for Tonto's plastic surgery to heal as Seun is a confirmed tiger in the other room!!
Business To BusinessScreen Mesh (cloth) For Quarry Screen Deck - For Sale!! - 4 Pcs N240,000 by xcuggsm(op):
SCREEN MESH (CLOTH) FOR SALE!!

I have 4 pieces of SCREEN MESH - 4ft x 12ft custom made (USA) for sale in Abakaliki, Ebonyi State.

They are the surplus from what I imported for use in my quarry business.

The Screen Mesh are graded to yield 1", 1/4", 1/2" and 3/8* (inches) sizes of crushed rock/granite aggregates respectively

PRICE: N60,000 each (TOTAL = N240,000) - Negotiable

If you are interested contact me.

BusinessRe: How To Invest In Quarry Business In Nigeria by xcuggsm(m): 7:10am On Mar 26, 2018
SCREEN MESH (CLOTH) FOR SALE!!

I have 4 pieces of SCREEN MESH - 4ft x 12ft custom made (USA) for sale in Abakaliki, Ebonyi State. They are the surplus from what I imported for use in my quarry business'
The Screen Mesh are graded to yield 1", 1/4", 1/2" and 3/8* (inches) sizes of crushed rock/granite aggregates respectively
PRICE: N60,000 each (TOTAL = N240,000) - Negotiable

If you are interested contact me on WhatsApp - 08036296886

PetsRe: Hanna Python, World's 1st Snake To Undergo Pioneering CAT Scan For Lungs Problem by xcuggsm(m): 6:30am On Mar 23, 2018
WHY IS LALASTICLALA CRYING?? cry
Christianity EtcRe: Blood Flows From A Woman's Eyes, Feet, Head In Church In Enugu by xcuggsm(m): 4:12am On Mar 12, 2018
Sunkyphil:
they better take her to the hospital for diagnosis,ignorance wont kill us in africa
SKEPTICS!!
Why are you people doubting such manifestations?
Is this because Seun refused to make public what happened in his office in October 2017? When Lalasticlala vomited a live baby Python and excreted 2 snakes eggs from his poo poo hole which made Seun to abandon his office for 2 weeks?

We all know that Lalasticlala is not holy being a grandson of a babalawo BUT this woman's case is a case if stigmata - a well documented occurrence in the Christian world
CrimeRe: Customs Seizes Range Rover & Other Cars In Ogun (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 6:22am On Feb 17, 2018
foliman:
meanwhile, I have finally found out the whereabout of the Jamb snake, I've called Lalasticlala to come and take it with him... He loves snake.
No my friend.
There is no need to invite Lala to take the snake at the moment.
Let me take the cashivorous Snake and disect and roast it well before handing it over to him.
REASON: If Lala is given the Snake with the N36m still in it's belly, he will definitely run away from Nairaland and we don't want to lose him!
wink
Car TalkRe: 28 Car Brands And The Year They Were Founded - Innoson Will Shock You by xcuggsm(m): 1:59pm On Jan 18, 2018
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT LAND ROVER WAS FOUNDED IN 1978? " Land Rovers have been built since 1948, when they became the second oldest four wheel drive vehicles in automotive history after Jeeps. Back then, they were made by Rover, but Land Rover as a company wasn't founded until 1978
PoliticsRe: 'Holy Family' Statue Erected By Rochas Okorocha In Owerri (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 9:58am On Dec 15, 2017
Fmartin:
Lala waiting for snake statue like, grin

when wil this man erect a snake statue?
He already has one in his shrine where he slaughters his snakes before using them to prepare his famous snake meat pepper soup!!

TravelRe: Lagos Government Seals Off Chisco, Ifex, GUO, Other Transporters' Office by xcuggsm(m): 12:58pm On Dec 13, 2017
IamPatriotic:
, , , , , bad Christmas for Atikulators living in Lagos.
"Atikulators" huh Hmmm that a new one, whoever they may be huh
Christianity EtcRe: Tithing Is Not Compulsory - D.K Olukoya by xcuggsm(m):
felifeli:
Lala you done give tithe or you done take chop snake suya? ��
Abeg, leave Lala alone! He had not received November salary and his wife and side chick have started hassling him for money for Xmas shopping wink
Christianity EtcRe: Escoba Smith Buys His Pastor 2017 Toyota Prado As Birthday Gift (Photos) by xcuggsm(m): 6:51pm On Nov 30, 2017
morbeta:
Drug money for stairways to heaven.

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to heaven"

Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder

Stairway to Heaven
Led Zeppelin
LYRICS
CrimeRe: Villagers Attack Fulanis In Numan Adamawa, Kill 45, Injure Others (Graphic Pics) by xcuggsm(m): 6:09am On Nov 22, 2017
raker300:
Holy blood!!

Nigeria military won’t dance in these war torn places
Operation Daggers Cut
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Nicholas Okoh Speaks On Tithing by xcuggsm(m): 8:52pm On Nov 14, 2017
PaChukwudi44:
lalasticlala
Lalasticlala does not pay tithe with money, Leave him alone!!.
Rumour has it that he once tried to pay his lithe in a Cele church with 6 snake eggs and the whole congregation ran away!!
Blessed is he that has sworn to rid Nigeria of snakes. AMEN.
PoliticsRe: Metuh: Testifying Will Expose Me To Criminal Trial – Jonathan by xcuggsm(m):
Ioannes:
Rubbish your reputations?

You've got a filthy as a public office looter. What else is there to rubbish?
AND ALL THE OTHER PAST PRESIDENTS ARE 'ANGELS' THAT HAVE THEIR REPUTATIONS INTACT AND WITH NO CASES TO ANSWER?? angry
I trust that Buhari will be summoned to court to testify when Abdulrasheed Maina and Babachir Lawal are finally charged to court
PoliticsRe: Navy's 'Operation Octopus Grip' In Bayelsa, Delta Set To Be Launched by xcuggsm(m): 6:10am On Oct 27, 2017
agadaone1:
Na Vulture dance remains... Airforce were una dey
STILL WAITING FOR LALASTICLALA TO LAUNCH "OPERATION SNAKE POT SCAVANGER" smiley

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