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Ndonu101:I bet that it was Saraki the Senate President that hid the containers from the "watchful Army eyes" of the Comptroller of Customs all these years!! joker's ![]() |
KoiceReloaded:And looks kinda flashy and sexy. Good customization !!! |
alphaconde:Well said my brother!! However, someone told me that somehow our own Lalasticlala's name was smuggled into the list of beneficiaries on the account of the news making the rounds that he is having problems with his landlord THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE: the problem Lalasticlala is having with his landlord has nothing to do with poverty or non payment of his house rent. The issue is simply that Lalasticlala has corrupted the landlord's wife and children into eating/craving for snake meat pepper soup and the landlord us from Anambra state where the killing of python is prohibited. WHAT LALASTICLALA NEEDS FROM NAIRALANDERS IS PRAYERS FOR DELIVERANCE FROM SNAKE MEAT PEPPER SOUP! |
Paperwhite:Oh No, he is not there ooO. I spotted him at Uyo Airport this morning. Guess he must have told Seun he was going to interview the Awka Ibom governor. This man called Lalasticlala and snake meat! Na waa ![]() |
How much? |
How do I check the name a new plate number is registered with? |
Still waiting! |
Emmy9ite:Lalasticlala Gospel whaaatt?? How can a confirmed snake pepper soup eating babalawo incarnate have a Gospel ministry?? Abegii ![]() Also, did I just read somewhere on this thread that "Lalasticlala is now married"? What the hell happened to his other wives OR has he finally succeeded in marrying one of the released Dapchi girls that Lai Mohammed promised him?? ![]() |
I am looking for good priced (cheap) NISSAN TERRANO II 2.7 TDI (diesel) SUV with Auto transmission to buy. Please paste photos and price ideas here. Thanks |
Bhelamblog:Why are you calling Lalasticlala? Is the deceased one of his fans or just because "private part" was mentioned in the write up? ![]() |
Dannyset:NEVER!! NOT SEUN Seun is smitten by Tonto Dike and he has been drinking burantashi and fertility drugs (pepared by Lalasticlala) for months waiting for the right opportunity to STRIKE; when Tonto fully recovers from "the other place" surgery she had.!!! |
A Nairaland oga-on-top has already ordered for these set of boxers underwears in readiness for his trip to Prophet Mboro's church! Any guesses? ![]()
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lifezone247:GOOD QUESTION!! With all the burantashi Lalasticlala has been supplying him, this is the right time to use it on his old crush - Tonto |
Linda is really lucky to have finally found a guy who can stand "that thing" that Wizkid talked about. Some guys dey like am shaa!! Another man's meat is . . . . . ![]() |
Still available! |
savio93:Please leave Seun out of this. HE IS 100% TONTOLIZED!! Seun is still scratching his head in wonder about Tonto Dike not coming to visit with him in the other room after her separation from Churchill. All the burantashi Lalasticlala organised for him from Auchi are still in his bed side drawer unused! I hope Tonto, who was very close to Seun's bedroom after he made her the "queen of Nairaland" , will find it in her heart to reconsider him. Maybe, they are waiting for Tonto's plastic surgery to heal as Seun is a confirmed tiger in the other room!! |
SCREEN MESH (CLOTH) FOR SALE!! I have 4 pieces of SCREEN MESH - 4ft x 12ft custom made (USA) for sale in Abakaliki, Ebonyi State. They are the surplus from what I imported for use in my quarry business. The Screen Mesh are graded to yield 1", 1/4", 1/2" and 3/8* (inches) sizes of crushed rock/granite aggregates respectively PRICE: N60,000 each (TOTAL = N240,000) - Negotiable If you are interested contact me.
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SCREEN MESH (CLOTH) FOR SALE!! I have 4 pieces of SCREEN MESH - 4ft x 12ft custom made (USA) for sale in Abakaliki, Ebonyi State. They are the surplus from what I imported for use in my quarry business' The Screen Mesh are graded to yield 1", 1/4", 1/2" and 3/8* (inches) sizes of crushed rock/granite aggregates respectively PRICE: N60,000 each (TOTAL = N240,000) - Negotiable If you are interested contact me on WhatsApp - 08036296886
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WHY IS LALASTICLALA CRYING?? |
Sunkyphil:SKEPTICS!! Why are you people doubting such manifestations? Is this because Seun refused to make public what happened in his office in October 2017? When Lalasticlala vomited a live baby Python and excreted 2 snakes eggs from his poo poo hole which made Seun to abandon his office for 2 weeks? We all know that Lalasticlala is not holy being a grandson of a babalawo BUT this woman's case is a case if stigmata - a well documented occurrence in the Christian world |
foliman:No my friend. There is no need to invite Lala to take the snake at the moment. Let me take the cashivorous Snake and disect and roast it well before handing it over to him. REASON: If Lala is given the Snake with the N36m still in it's belly, he will definitely run away from Nairaland and we don't want to lose him! ![]() |
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT LAND ROVER WAS FOUNDED IN 1978? " Land Rovers have been built since 1948, when they became the second oldest four wheel drive vehicles in automotive history after Jeeps. Back then, they were made by Rover, but Land Rover as a company wasn't founded until 1978 |
Fmartin:He already has one in his shrine where he slaughters his snakes before using them to prepare his famous snake meat pepper soup!!
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IamPatriotic:"Atikulators" Hmmm that a new one, whoever they may be ![]() |
felifeli:Abeg, leave Lala alone! He had not received November salary and his wife and side chick have started hassling him for money for Xmas shopping ![]() |
morbeta: There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to heaven" Ooh, it makes me wonder Ooh, it makes me wonder Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin LYRICS |
raker300:Operation Daggers Cut |
PaChukwudi44:Lalasticlala does not pay tithe with money, Leave him alone!!. Rumour has it that he once tried to pay his lithe in a Cele church with 6 snake eggs and the whole congregation ran away!! Blessed is he that has sworn to rid Nigeria of snakes. AMEN. |
Ioannes:AND ALL THE OTHER PAST PRESIDENTS ARE 'ANGELS' THAT HAVE THEIR REPUTATIONS INTACT AND WITH NO CASES TO ANSWER?? ![]() I trust that Buhari will be summoned to court to testify when Abdulrasheed Maina and Babachir Lawal are finally charged to court |
agadaone1:STILL WAITING FOR LALASTICLALA TO LAUNCH "OPERATION SNAKE POT SCAVANGER" ![]() |




Hmmm that a new one, whoever they may be 