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Romance › Re: What Exactly Is "The Future Is Female"? by Xenry(op): 11:04am On Nov 28, 2021

SmellySperm:
The future is V

Then it will smell like one.

Romance › What Exactly Is "The Future Is Female"? by Xenry(op): 10:51am On Nov 28, 2021

What exactly do y'all mean when you say "The Future Is Female"?
Does it even make any sense? I mean, how can the future be a female?
Lalasticlala, do you have any idea of what it means?

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Worship On Sundays? by Xenry: 9:59am On Nov 28, 2021

To some, Monday is the first day of the week. To others, it is Sunday. I believe it's Monday instead.

But which ever one it is, I'm just tire of all these many churches. Some of them are built and managed by agberos who left the street to try another hustling strategy.

What I do these days is pray on my own, believe and live with faith. The bible said my body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, that means that I lives in a Church of God. So, I'm enough even when I'm alone with God.

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Romance › Re: I Am A 35-Year-Old Single Guy. I Want To Build Small Estate Before Marriage by Xenry: 9:41am On Nov 28, 2021

mascot345:
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Thanks baba... U are correct... I really appreciate the advice.

U're wlc boss

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Romance › Re: I Am A 35-Year-Old Single Guy. I Want To Build Small Estate Before Marriage by Xenry: 9:32am On Nov 28, 2021*

Bro, don't listen to those girls that want you to marry them. Even if they get married tommorow, relax, women no dey finish.

Well, that's so wise of you- building an asset before getting married. That's good bro. And about everything being too late, relax bro, you no be woman wey dey get menopause, how old was Ned Nwoko when he got married? You see? You no get any problem.

Marry when you're ready, not when you're pressured. And I like the part you wrote that you don't want to bring children that will come and suffer —that's how it should be bro!

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Romance › Re: Do We Need Friends In Life? by Xenry: 9:11am On Nov 28, 2021

Be friendly with people, but not friends. So that if you need any inquiries, help or assistant from them, they will consider you.
But still, it's good to have at least one friend of same gender, but after close observations on who s/he really is. But for the opposite gender, have more than one, but don't fvck them, e get why.
Why I support having many with the opposite gender is that they wouldn't consider you as a competitor and so won't envy/work against you. Though there are exceptions.
But all in all, be careful with who you roll with.

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Romance › Re: What's Your Worse Hostel Experience by Xenry: 8:52am On Nov 28, 2021

Do you know that in the near future, human will be become a multi-planetary species? Damn!

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost Your Peace Of Mind After You Started Dating? by Xenry(op): 8:52am On Nov 28, 2021*

KingEverest:
If you lose your peace in a relationship, it means you're not ready for a relationship either emotional or financially or that person is not the right person for you, relationships are meant to be fun

Sometimes, the lost of peace of mind is as a result of dating a toxic person who hid his/her toxicity at the early stage of the relationship. And when you found out his/her true nature, it's already (too) late.

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Lost Your Peace Of Mind After You Started Dating? by Xenry(op): 8:42am On Nov 28, 2021

sundaygray:
Do whatever makes you happy and comfortable my brother.

Yeah bro! And that's masturdating. (Not masturbating please).
Btw, Happy Sunday, I hope you went to church today as your name is Sunday! cheesy

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Romance › Have You Ever Lost Your Peace Of Mind After You Started Dating? by Xenry(op): 8:36am On Nov 28, 2021

Have you lost it before?

Because to me; being single is bea. Peace of mind is priceless. No disturbing phone calls, chats, video call, hormone games, emotional disturbance, mood swings, jealousy and a lot more.
Bro, test and see that peace of mind is truly priceless.

So, have you ever lost your Peace Of Mind after you started dating? Did you later regained it after a break-up? Share your experience!

Lalasticlala...

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Romance › Re: Relationship Issues! by Xenry: 8:25am On Nov 28, 2021

Being single is bea. Peace of mind is priceless. No disturbing phone calls, chats, video call, hormone games, emotional disturbance, mood swings, jealousy and a lot more.
Bro, test and see that peace of mind is truly priceless.

Romance › Re: A Woman Clothed With The Sun And The Moon Under Her Feet by Xenry: 8:18am On Nov 28, 2021

Do you still love Big Dicks? tongue

Romance › Re: Sad! How it ended..... by Xenry: 7:54am On Nov 28, 2021

He probably copied it somewhere and sent it to you. Who else thinks so?
Well, in as much as it's a peaceful break-up, should have been better if he ended it in person, and not via text.
By the way, that's indeed a Hot Breakfast.

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Romance › Re: My Pre Wedding Pictures by Xenry: 7:33pm On Nov 23, 2021

jagorinho:
Mr man, giving a good advice at a wrong timing is still wrong, he came here happy to show his pre wedding pics, your hard core advice can't be taken slightly by 80℅ of Nigerians, they will add other colorations to it....next time, you have to weigh the likely outburst that might accompany such advice on a sensitive topic.

Damn bro! That's true. My bad for spoiling his joy, na so "love" take to dey shack some guys during marriage cool

, and they wouldn't even consider necessary facts grin

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Ummm . . . @Op, Innobee99 , no too take that to your heart bro. By the way, these are goodlooking couples.
But learn how to accept the truth sometimes, e get why.
Wish you happy and prosperous marriage.

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Romance › Re: My Pre Wedding Pictures by Xenry: 7:01pm On Nov 23, 2021

Ahmback:
the op missed the joke. Uncle xenry gave him a nice advice, but he just started ranting shit

No mind am grin

. This simple fact, he can't handle. I wonder how he would be able to handle a lot of painful and harsh truths about marriage that he's going into. E never see anything sef!

Romance › Re: My Pre Wedding Pictures by Xenry: 6:28pm On Nov 23, 2021

Innobee99:
Ur mumu is out of this world bro
U think am poor and wretched like u think and I want to go into marriage?
The people u see daily with poverty are ur neighbours and not me. My marriage will be a blessing to me.
Don't come with ur negative thoughts and u expect me to take that sh!t
Thank you

Age isn't maturity bro. With this your replies, I would advise you to postpone this marriage event of yours till you would be able to reason maturely like a person of your age (as your picture portraits); with logics and facts — not emotional and confused.

Oh sh*t! Why am I even replying your nonsenses?

Well, this is my last reply to you. Enjoy it, because you may need to auction it off in the future to enable you to feed your uncared children born out of sex-starved energies.

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Romance › Re: About Turning To A Full Blown Atheist by Xenry: 5:19pm On Nov 23, 2021

Why have you chosen this path?

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Politics › Re: Flavour Celebrates His 38th Birthday With A Throwback Picture by Xenry: 5:11pm On Nov 23, 2021

Romance › Re: What Can I Get With This #200 Pls (photo) by Xenry: 5:04pm On Nov 23, 2021

Bro, use it to buy a plot of land, and use the change to travel out of the country, find a better nation and enjoy life. Wahala no dey finish!

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Romance › Re: My Pre Wedding Pictures by Xenry: 5:02pm On Nov 23, 2021*

Innobee99:
Ur dad started with same mistake

No, it's your own father sad

! Don't bring my father into this. He gave his children the best; I mean, literally the best!
I commented that because I have to, not because I I've experienced it. It was as a result of what I see daily; the overpopulation with poor kids that couldn't be catered for by their sex-starved parents. So, be different. Don't bring souls to Earth to torture them with poverty. One or two if you aren't a multi millionaire sad

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Romance › Re: My Pre Wedding Pictures by Xenry: 4:44pm On Nov 23, 2021

Chummynoni:
you can't compare that time with now. He gave you a good advise, make use of it. Congratulations on your marital journey .

Hope he will tongue

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Romance › Re: My Pre Wedding Pictures by Xenry: 3:47pm On Nov 23, 2021*

Well, good for you!
Just don't bring to this World kids that you wouldn't be able to cater for.
If you aren't a multi-millionaire, one or two kids is enough. We're already populated enough in this country.

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Romance › Re: Funny Memes Describing A Scene In The Bible. by Xenry: 3:19pm On Nov 21, 2021

So, @Op, do you find these funny?

Politics › Re: EndSARS: Omokri’s Petition Against Buhari Removed From Website by Xenry: 2:35pm On Nov 21, 2021

adamsmith914:
Only foolish ignorant children wasted their bytes even visiting the website, Mumus.

May Thunder wey get thorns strike you if you ever mention my moniker again!

Christianity Etc › Re: Does The Church Owe You Anything Financially? by Xenry: 10:21am On Nov 21, 2021

Romance › Re: What Advice Will You Give To Someone Falling In Love With You? by Xenry(op): 8:48am On Nov 21, 2021

NarcissistKing:
I'm heartless.

Celebrities › Re: Davido Celebrates His 29th Birthday Today In Dubai by Xenry: 8:35am On Nov 21, 2021

ILoveDemMANNA:
Safe journey ooo

Romance › Re: 6 Things I Noticed When My Post Got Featured On Nairaland Frontpage by Xenry: 8:26am On Nov 21, 2021

That's a small one.
Mine once got moved to the FP.
With over 100k viewers. Now imagine how many notifications and mentions I would receive.

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Health › Re: Share Your "Sleep Paralysis" Experience! by Xenry(op): 8:22am On Nov 21, 2021

Lalasticlala...

Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Whitemoney Receives Chieftaincy Title In Enugu State (Photos, Video) by Xenry: 8:03am On Nov 21, 2021

Wasn't a fan, isn't one now, and will never be. This BBN doesn't make sense to me at all.

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Politics › Re: EndSARS: Omokri’s Petition Against Buhari Removed From Website by Xenry: 7:56am On Nov 21, 2021*

I signed it shaaa. Bubu deserves to go cool off for prison in 2023. What a useless president. I'm sure the 15years old me would surely rule better than this nincompoop! sad

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Celebrates His 29th Birthday Today In Dubai by Xenry: 7:53am On Nov 21, 2021*

Broke boys dey celebrate bday for Dubai? Davido no broke anything. Na cruise the guy just dey catch.

Na you and your friends broke, una come dey jobless join am. Hai! If God no have mercy on you, you suppose have mercy on yourself na...

Meanwhile, na to carry my bag go orphanage I don dey reason since yesterday shaaa undecided

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