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Call her, look straight into her eyes and tell her: "do you want to fvck?" The earlier you stop taking girls with such attitude serious—the better for you!

Well, nobody is passing any goddamn night in my own house.
But if it happens, then I'll bury her and call another babe.

yinkaOdutuyo:
Advice needed bro pls

I modified the comment, read the update!

You better come and answer this oo!

Another case on Nairaland, una no dey tire?
Chai, what exactly have you benefit from that relationship/girl? Just don't say Séx.
I wonder why some guys like to attach themselves to come certain Liabilities that they call Girlfriends.
There are chances that you guys won't even marry each other, so what's the use of playing a risky game? Falling in love is risky, and that's where you are now.
It's just like bet9ja, just a little thing can cut the game for you—also a little can cut any relationship.
You should know that it's dangerous for a man to fall in love, because love comes with emotions, and emotions are distractive especially when you are emotionally attached to someone (at least pray it won't be a Nigerian girl, lol.)
As for me and Myself , the only girl I can spend money on without expecting returns is my wife (not gf) and my mother. And note, séx won't be any f*cking returns.
What pains me even more is that those girls are broke, yet they won't accept to date broke guys. Who does that? They are always trying to take advantage of anything and everything.
Op, if you find it difficult to fix this situation, then break up with her—you won't lose a damn thing, but she would lose a lot (her source of income). It's difficult, yes I know — but it's for the sake of your sanity.

Facebook is Silly, just when you are about to stop using it much, they will be like: "Micheal is running mad with you and 26 others, let him know what you are thinking about him. " Tell Me, what is the meaning of that rubbish?

Oh I see! Trying to get something out of nothing?

NoWilderness:
12. LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off.

Just like:
LOL - Laughing Out Loud

Yeah, true. But on Nairaland, almost everything is crazy.

Another name for Nairaland is S+ban (write without adding "+" ).
Try it out now, can anyone explain why this word(sbàn) is censored?
The best abbreviation it best suits is: Space Booker's Association Of Nairaland,lol. But why was it censored?

Aflix:
What's the meaning of YIM

Your Email

Damn! Just stop showing interest in her. I'd learned that some things are best kept secret, just for sanity sake.
No girl is worth simping for.

FTC, will modify later!

FTC

Hello Nairalanders,
These are some popular abbreviations on Nairaland. Some Nairalanders usually use it and don't know the full meaning .

1. FP - Front Page
2. NL - Nairaland
3. MOD - Moderator
4. OP - Orginal Post
5. SuperMod - Supermoderator
6. SF - Senseless Fellow
7. PC - Point of Correction
8. NAD - Nairaland Addict
9. PP -Personal Person
10. MF - Mumu Fellow
11.SBÁN... SPACE BOOKERS ASSOCIATION OF NAIRALAND.
12.LMAO---- leave me alone ODE
13. Lala - lalasticlala
Please add yours!

Share yours first. Lead by example. ✌️

Well, please don't forget to post yours! ... I will be waiting for it.
Meanwhile, Mynd44, lalasticlala, Seun, imagine if this post is shifted to Front page, that would be awesome!

#20.
Well, I guess this is the last one. I hope you learned something new.
Use those tips below for a better life!

#19
This is me if I'm to become a motivational speaker—just listen to me at your own peril, lol.

#18...
I wish we humans have a body like this, how cute!

#17.
Well, couldn't agree more.

#16.
Not a fact though. But I would also make the same wish, else some people gonna think I'm crazy, lol.

#15.
Sad? Another reason why you should stop fvcking around and dating.
Some of those girls are vampires.

#14.
Wow, if the sun is a star, then there are billions of stars out there, interesting!

#13...
Lol. Never seen anything like this before.

#12 The speed car, wow!
Believe me, no pant in Nigeria can buy this one.

#11. I would love to be here one day!
*Just alone with Me, I and Myself*

#10 Not a fact, but this is funny.
*Imagine doing this to your ex*

#9...
Imagine having the urge to be ugly, some people are just born out of negativity.

#8...
Yeah, thanks. Didn't know it was this easy!

#7 wow, this one is a cute fact! ✌️

#6...
I will try to find mine soon , it's gonna be fun!

#5.
I would love to purchase this one day, so cute.