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Bobrisky, no be that guy wey no get sense?

For me, I usually watch movies or play games whenever I'm very bored.

What do you do when you are bored?
Let's hear from you!

Go for deliverance, Mami water don dey crush on your friend!

Okay, I just blessed you with 600k

Copycats, copying any copyable material on the internet!

This is what some girls use to do. Once they cheat on you with a poor skinny dude with big D, they would urge you to fvck them raw (some guys usually posts about how their Gf's want them to cum in her, that's just an example), some girls are becoming wicked these days.
@Op, you better go for DNA test, because a hairy skinny guy with big D just fvcked that girl of yours about 13 weeks ago. Your are lucky that the fetus' age is known.

Raymondj0:
lol abeg don't chase serious helpers out of the thread o

Lol, no vex. Na just cruise. I'm out.

Model404:
600k For What Na.
Isn't It Better He Uses The Money To Buy Samsung S21 ultra then Change will Remain

Na hustling ooo . #Nojoy

Model404:
600k For What Na.
Isn't It Better He Uses The Money To Buy Samsung S21 ultra then Change will Remain

Okay let's bargain and do the business sharp sharp ;(. How about 595k

Move this post to Romance section! This section is dry.

Another moniker dropped dead recently!
It's @Víctórian, damn!

#TheOldDays

Mastakija:
why will my wife blame me of saving her instead of d money

Lyk wtf!

You don't know 9ja women again? They love money pass their lives!

Are you with 600k? Let's do the business.

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Continue, who knows whether you have murdered a Nigerian version of Elon Musk through excessive Fornication.

JOACHINpedro:
I was here by mistake but the cruise caught up with me
But being good pays, never forget to make the world a better place.
#Jp cares

Yeah, that's good, and also try build an image of yourself that history cannot ignore.

SmellySperm:
dear new generation! incase y'all come across my comments, Monika, threads or mentions here, just know a real niqqa like me once existed, know i was here for cruzz

#peace
#BornSinner

Time for repentance, huh?

onlyfacts:
It requires huge data centres to store online information, including that of nairaland. Hard copy documents is the cheapest way to store information for long term. In the next 150 years most of our content available now that arent relevant in the future would have been deleted. No body is going to pay billions of dollars to build extensive data centres to store worthless comments on the internet.

Well, you ain't sure about it. So they are gonna delete my data on google drive? Lol. What if I have a dairy here on Nairaland, they will delete it too? The thing is that nobody will have the time of sorting out worthless comments from good ones so that they could delete it. Why would they delete something that may be useless to the poster's family? We paid for all these—to upload comments/posts and data to the internet (our mobile data is like the coin used for the payment.) So they better not mess with my money . The internet is a safe place to store data, and their storage never runs out (it's a paid service).

banjicom:
OMG!!
Do you mean Victorian is dead or something?

Well, I don't know, I think they created a thread on that, you can go check it out.

Or maybe one day they(the dead) will gonna notify us about how the underworld looks/feels like(through social media or other media)
Perhaps we can build a company there, or Elon's company, TBC, will make a hole into the underworld, and we would eventually become one world again. Or maybe I'm thinking crazy, lol.

The internet will soon be filled with dead people, Nairaland alone has already be filled with lots of dead people—someone like dúkeprince50, and many others who you may see their comments and posts when you view the past posts—but no matter how much you mention or reply them, they ain't gonna see it or reply back.

About 150 years from now, almost everyone currently alive on the planet will be all dead, and our whole information/data/posts stored on the internet (Nairaland, facebook, twitter...) will be owned by dead people. Now that's creepy.

The funny thing is that you may never know which post was the person's last post/comments, and you will never know when s/he is commenting or posting it. I mean, this may be my last post or comment, but you won't know, and you may later mention me, expect a reply, and later feel bad because I didn't replied—not knowing that I may even have died, lol. What if I'm to reply, it will even be more creepy because you would then be communicating with the dead.

There are lots of deactivated and rejected monikers on Nairaland, and most of them are owned by dead people. Also, one day, our own accounts/data will be owned by the dead, too.

Well, the sad thing is that the future kids will see how their forefathers were playing like kids on Nairaland, Simp-ing, commenting about nigerian girls being Useless, and posting about sex— day-in and day-out.
Well, if you, future generation kids happened to come across or use Nairaland, just know that I was here for fun, that's all . And also, not all your forefathers (the ones living now) usually gets A's or come first in all their papers, no, that's a lie, don't believe it when you hear it .
(Please ignore typos )

Share yours first, lead by example ✌️

Let's think about it for a second!
1.If you save the money, they would acuse you of using your family for money ritual.
2.If you save the wife, then she go blame you for not saving the money (especially if she's a 9ja woman.)
3.If you save your mother, then you would become childless, sexless and cashless.
4.If you save the daughter, then you would regret not saving the money if she eventually becomes a hoe or get married to a poor man.
So, finally, no way!

‏Among These Four, Which One Would You Choose? And Why

Which one would you choose, and why?
My own choice is below!

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