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DSC7:
Ogbeni ur gf na comfam ogbanje......


Las Las she don get u........

Not me abeg.

DSC7:
E sure fr me say na u b dat ur friend......


Go bath for seven Rivers inside thick forest......

Lol, me wey girls matter no dey enter head, these days? Hmmm, u never start sef!

BigBellyBurst:
Am just imagining it...

Am smashing my girl and instead of moaning with her eyes glazed, she's laughing.

Creepy.

Aswear. We were laughing like babies yesterday!

That's how we roll. No public drama, no romantic crying, no kneeing down. Just do your thing, if she rejects it then collect your ring and go.
Imagine kneeing down to beg a girl who have been fvcked and unfvcked by lots of niggars to accept the ring that I bought with my hard-earned money, damn! It svcks.

BigBellyBurst:

Stop giving me that face, lol. You aren't that my friend, he probably isn't on Nairaland

perkyB:
sounds diabolical

who told your freind that she wants to cum

He said that once she starts laughing, it's either she's about to cum or she's already cumming.

The picture below shows how confused they are whenever they wants to make such decision.

My friend told me yesterday that his gf would usually start laughing whenever she wants to cum during action. I don't understand how that can be possible, but he was serious AF.
He asked her why she always laugh during intercourse, and she told him that it's because he's too sweet in bed.
He has been scared all these while. Though it's serious and sad, but it's still funny shaaa. If you see the way he was describing the laughing ehh.
Yesterday night was really funny, . His girl was a hard-to-get one and also a sex psycho, but her laughing still remains a mystery!
Mods, please no front page, leave this matter here abeg.

Spending123:
How will this change the fact that I am useless, all of me.

Fixed . No vex!

Money section!

We all should learn how to accept rejection because it is a part of life. A wise man once said,“For you to value acception, you must have tasted couple of rejections before” But fake promises is a lie used to take advantage of some certain issues.
So fake promises is the one that I detests the most out of the two.

Cerebellum:
Another one


NL comman carry ur new kolo OP/ patient

Damn!

No one should bother clicking the link above, the picture below is all the information you need concerning this thread.

Mosdi and co will soon arive, beware!

Chai, they don catch this one!
Well, anything about women no dey enter my head these days. But when I crush on sb, I go first try to hide the feelings, then friend-zone the girl and wait for the feelings to fade, and then move on as if nothing really happened.
Feelings goes with emotions, and emotions are distractive. Also, It's dangerous(distractive) for a man to fall in love. Instead hustle for a better life and girls will do the falling.
So to answer your question, @Op, my former crush is currently one of my friends, and I feels nothing for her now—the feelings has faded, she didn't even know she was my crush, even after all the greenlights she showed.

RRodwave:
Or more like this

Yeah, exactly like that.

RRodwave:
You and 5k

This is me whenever I see such huge amount of money!

Money If I catch you ehh, Asswear I go tear your toto!

How about 5k?

u go sell am 5k?

That's how we roll. No public drama, no romantic crying, no kneeing down. Just do your thing, if she rejects it then collect your ring and go.
Imagine kneeing down to beg a girl who has been fvcked, unfvcked, refvcked and overfvcked by lots of niggars to accept the ring that I bought with my hard-earned money, damn! It svcks.

No be the one wey Emeka don convert to Benz? E go still smell na.

Well, anything about girls no dey enter my head these days.

Yeah for sure, especially those hot ones, it makes them mad. It's all about self-control.

Buhari again? No No! I won't read this one! Tell him to bring the change first.

Forget the sweet comments above, you better go for DNA text, young man!

Many men no dey for plays, nowadays. If you wan play us, we go first play you. Op, that's how we roll! ✌️

Perfectsouth:
Ok

Ok?

Seriously, I'm scared of your SIMPness. No offense please

Abeg don't forget to post yours—meme, facts or something interesting!