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PoliticsRe: Now That Jonathan Is About To Decamp To APC , What Next For Tinubu? by Xfemt(m): 9:36am On Apr 24, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
If Jonathan becomes president, Tinubu corruption case will be revisited and this time no paddy paddy judge will save him.. Tinubu will be jailed .
and will also loose the grip he has on lagos
Gej go collect am by fire by force
Jokes EtcRe: World's Most Popular Memes And How They Look Now (Photos) by Xfemt(m): 10:17pm On Apr 21, 2022
What about comrade before and now
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Friend Paid N400k To Secure A Job That Pays N50k Monthly by Xfemt(m): 6:04pm On Apr 21, 2022
airminem:
Not your friend. It's you and that makes you a desperate dummi£ with no critical thinking capacity to make wealth or use your senses in a proper potentially positive inclination progressively...


undecided
You are just reasoning like a bandit grin
as In eh I just tire
400k wen go start you something and at same time you de look for better job

Las las na thief em go de thief for that place of work till them sack am
PoliticsRe: Soludo Appoints Osagie Aburime From Edo State As Chief Press Secretary by Xfemt(m): 11:46am On Apr 20, 2022
Truthisunique2:
Aburime na Esan name

Nice one soludo
and so is esan not Edo
PoliticsRe: Dalung Dumps APC: Developments In Your Party Conflicts With My Core Principles by Xfemt(m): 4:52pm On Apr 19, 2022
Very useless somebody

When he was power he never knew this day will come
PoliticsRe: Bishop Matthew Kukah: Buhari Has Done A Terrible Job As President Of Nigeria by Xfemt(m): 4:34pm On Apr 19, 2022
JAMO84:
Kukah went to America Congress to lie to them that Buhari is killing Christians.

America did their investigation and find out Kukah is a Bishop in Sokoto state, the capital of Islam in Nigeria. They wondered why he is still alive.



KUKAH IS A TWO FACED HYPOCRITE
another zombie on the loose
Show us video where he was in America congress telling them so
So you mean you’re happy with the country is
But normally sha you and your likes e no go better for ona
CultureRe: Lady Passes Out, As Masquerades Flog Her In The East (Photos) by Xfemt(m): 1:45pm On Apr 18, 2022
I remember when I was I lagos
Around fadeyi bus stop
Waiting to take a bus to the island
Na so of this masquerade I don’t forget the name them de call them
Na so one stand in front of me with long cane begin tell me to give am money I do like say I no see am self before I say jack na so the guy wipe me for neck with the cane that instant with the pain na so I rush am eh
Give am slap and blow
Em colleague wan rush me na so I live the one for ground enter those ones
People com gather con de accuse them why them flog me like that
Crowed full every were that day
No be small beg dem con de beg me

Rubbish people
SportsRe: Ronaldo, Messi And More: 5 Active Players With Most Hat-Tricks by Xfemt(m): 10:36am On Apr 18, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Good of them.


But Messi scored his Hat trick on top teams like Manchester city, Arsenal, Bayer Leverkusen, Real Madrid ,Ajax etc, Ronaldo dance around small and average teams like Elche, Norwich, Girona, Racing S , Granada etc.

Ronaldo own are mostly tap in and penalties, it was because of all these foolish football he played that they nicknamed him Penaldo, Tapnaldo, inside box waiter etc.


Messi 55 Hat trick is so noble compared to Ronaldo 60 and before Messi retire from football, he will pass the useless 60 effortlessly.
so athletico Madrid and juventus re small teams

I wonder what you gain with all this arguments

Just appreciate you saw these two great in your time
SportsRe: Ronaldo, Messi And More: 5 Active Players With Most Hat-Tricks by Xfemt(m): 10:35am On Apr 18, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Good of them.


But Messi scored his Hat trick on top teams like Manchester city, Arsenal, Bayer Leverkusen, Real Madrid ,Ajax etc, Ronaldo dance around small and average teams like Elche, Norwich, Girona, Racing S , Granada etc.

Ronaldo own are mostly tap in and penalties, it was because of all these foolish football he played that they nicknamed him Penaldo, Tapnaldo, inside box waiter etc.


Messi 55 Hat trick is so noble compared to Ronaldo 60 and before Messi retire from football, he will pass the useless 60 effortlessly.
so athleticism Madrid and juventus re small teams

I wonder what you gain with all this arguments

Just appreciate you saw these two great in your time
SportsRe: Ronaldo, Messi And More: 5 Active Players With Most Hat-Tricks by Xfemt(m): 10:33am On Apr 18, 2022
tesppidd:
It's a crying shame these Ronaldo fan girls have refused to stay down.

They better leave goals alone and focus on their favourite song of "Ronaldo has proved himself in different countries"

Even if Messi quits PSG today and never scores for them it would take Ronaldo 2 whole seasons without missing a game to equal Messi's goal scored per game.

And it will take Ronaldo 3 whole seasons to match Messi's goal involvement per game.

Such a shame how they are still masturbating on these little details..

grin
who ask you
Just appreciate these two great men and others that follow
What your gain with argument who is better or not
Abeg shift
RomanceRe: Man Weds His Seat Partner In Secondary School After Dating For 12 Years (Photo) by Xfemt(m): 10:27am On Apr 18, 2022
Candidlady:
Wannabe kriss216...


Happy Easter to you



By this next year I'd post my own photos too bout getting married to my Alhaji
Alhaji ke
I thought you lesbian and you hoping to have a wonderful tomboy girlfriend as a husband or you de confuse your confusion?
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna And Asap Rocky's Breakup And Cheating Rumours by Xfemt(m): 11:00pm On Apr 15, 2022
If it me I’ll cheat with Amina muadi
But definitely not on Rihana
No no no no undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Spotted In Lagos Boarding A Commercial Flight To Edo (Photos) by Xfemt(m): 7:48pm On Apr 13, 2022
If Pdp doesn’t present peter obi or apc present osinbanjo forget it Nigeria is doomed

The only way Nigeria will be redeem it self now is bring either of this two political heavy weight
CelebritiesRe: Gistlover To Faith Morey: 'No Be Davido Papa Dey Bankroll You?' by Xfemt(m): 1:41pm On Apr 05, 2022
Iyaebe:
What is her business inside, the last time I checked non of the Adeleke’s complained to her/him. People don’t mind their business these days.
bro you don’t get it
You see all this girls them to de deceive our girls dem
If she been bankrolled by David’s dad make she keep am to her self
Why form multinational speaker and deceive our young girls

It not fair na
PoliticsRe: PDP Trying To Profit From A National Tragedy by Xfemt(m): 7:05pm On Apr 01, 2022
[quote author= post=111566189][/quote]the chief zombie officer spoted

I pray you get caught in this werewolf and then you will know what you’ve put your self
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier Begs God To Protect Him In The Bush After Colleagues Ran Away by Xfemt(m): 12:36pm On Mar 31, 2022
Idiot de fear
Make them carry you come south now
Na there you go de Kratos in god of war
Police soilder and customs I don’t pity dem one bit
Let them die and their family feel the pain other families feel
Idiots
CelebritiesRe: Nosa Rex And His Wife Welcome Their 3rd Child by Xfemt(m): 12:18pm On Mar 31, 2022
Hello wink
CrimeRe: My Womanizing Friend Took Loans From 40 Fast Loan Companies by Xfemt(m): 10:36pm On Mar 30, 2022
hotwax:
Thank you. But to those threatning to come and arrest me. I know I will come out free. But I hate police arrest. I have never been arrested by police in my life.
bros no fear
They will do nothing

Just avoid your friend and love your life
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo And Lionel Messi Qualify For Their Fifth World Cup by Xfemt(m): 7:02am On Mar 30, 2022
ThierryJay:
There's a difference. Messi drove his team to the world cup without hassles. He already booked his flight since last year.

Meanwhile, WaSIU had to depend on Bruno et al to lap him and enter through VC's list grin

GOAT and Lizard no dey the same whatsapp group.
mumu the post isn’t about comparing but to tell you both has qualified
Stop wasting your time arguing rubbish
Talk no de tire you
Just happy for both great and move on
PoliticsRe: APC Convention: Channels TV Maope Indecent Dressing by Xfemt(m): 8:02am On Mar 27, 2022
Gaddafi1:
Just watching Channels TV and saw Channels presenter Maope Ogun interviewing some delegates . I must say that her dress is indecent as it shows part of her laps. This development is not professional and should be discouraged in all form especially as she is experienced and should understand the code of dressing for journalists which abhors such scene in a National television.

PLEASE WHAT DO YOU THINK AND HAVE YOU SEEN SUCH DRESSING FROM A PRESENTER?
see the name sef
You go know say na Muslim terrorist be this
Oya goan bomb her
Devil in human form
FamilyRe: Help! My Wife Says She Doesn't Love Me Again & No More Sex From Her.... by Xfemt(m): 12:06am On Mar 27, 2022
Ajens1991:
It's okay bro... I understand how you feel. I've seen similar things from my wife.
Lemme ask you this, does your wife attend the same church with you? If yes, then the two of you have to go back to your pastor for counseling.

Second, don't ever report your wife to your family or even her own family. If she tells you to give her space, politely leave her to her wish. If she decides to leave the house on her own, don't force her to stay.

Before I forget, don't pity or pamper her anymore. Her kind of woman does not like a soft hearted man, it irritates them especially when it comes to being decisive. You have an obligation to control your home; your wife inclusive.
Too bad you married someone who's not ready for marriage.

BRO BE BRUTAL AND BLUNT WITH HER, SHE CANNOT GO ANYWHERE. YOU ARE AT AN ADVANTAGE NOW; SHEY YOU SAY SHE JUST BORN? SO NO WORRY, HER HEAD GO REACH HOUSE WHEN YOU STOP TO PET HER.
op this the best idea for you and it works 100% and if fails bro tell you want a divorce and never you beg her again cause her type no like soft hearted men like you. She will regret later but time don go
PoliticsRe: APC Convention: The Moment Tinubu Arrived At The Eagle Square (Video) by Xfemt(m): 11:56pm On Mar 26, 2022
SwissMass:
Mazi Bola Ahmed Tinubu the slayer of baby factory criminals and drug traffickers developers IPOB miscreants mkpurumiri addicts and IPOB cannibals. ride on baba agbalagba
Even Igbos that hate you will soon bow under your authority
ode
Because some ibos don’t like Tinubu now you wan make am as a whole tribe thing

Seun no de see all this rubbish
Na wa oh
RomanceRe: Guys, If You Want Your Lady To Respect You, Do This. by Xfemt(m): 3:42pm On Mar 25, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
Guys that will always be in control of a ladys attention, respect and loyalty are the ones that does not give half a concern about what she does, where she goes, or who she's flirting with.

You can both be dating... but try to give her as much space to explore all her fantasies. Stop asking her useless questions that gives her the impression you are insecure...

when a lady knows you are insecure, you give her the impression that indicates she deserves a better guy than u !!! And trust me, it's a matter of time before she abandons that relationship.

Perhaps she thought she was dating the hottest guy in campus, but your insecurities has explained to her that you actually do not have the guile and guts to carry yourselves as the number one trending guy in campus... your insecurity will automatically put her on a mission to find the coolest and hottest lady's guy in campus and date him after dumping you.

She loves the fact that you feel insecure, she enjoys seeing you miserable like that... sweating on your balls to keep her all for yourself... you are the newest clown in the circus grin

You always call her phone to ask her whereabouts, you always want to know where she went and who was the guy she was talking to, you want to see who she's chatting with on Facebook or WhatsApp.

My guy stop all that and give her space... focus on other things and give yourself more attention. The less questions u ask, the less attention you give her... the more respect you command, the more attractive u will appear to her.


Be wise
no be lie
I’ve about five of them which I use this tactics on
Them de die de follow me like bees
Anything we meet I make sure I give them the best sex ever

Na so e suppose be
No cap
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: PDP Zoning Tradition Stands, Ayu Insists by Xfemt(m): 8:37am On Mar 25, 2022
Mooh247:
So nothing for Shout Yeast again

They would lunch all verbal attacks against Tinubu and Tinubu would simply press mute and ignore them
so any one who don’t like thieftinubu is ibo right ?

Ode
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Declares Intention To Contest For 2023 Presidential Election (Video) by Xfemt(m): 4:47pm On Mar 24, 2022
justified007:
This guy is not serious at all .


You dont just wake up one day and declare an intention to run for the office of the presidency of a country
oga how is he suppose to do it
Run to your house first ask you Abi

Abeg shift
EducationRe: How Old Is Your Sim Card Today? by Xfemt(m): 12:23pm On Mar 23, 2022
15 years now
If I lost this sim e be like lost my mama
I go cry cause I no fit retriev am back
PoliticsRe: HURIWA: Hardship, Fuel Scarcity: You’ll Go To Hell If You Don’t Protest by Xfemt(m): 8:45pm On Mar 22, 2022
yorubarere:
HURIWA the disguise bandit group. They are pro ipob.

MODIFIED
for those who will love to quote me and cap nonsense. Dig deep into that faceless group and see a bunch of cannibalistic humans behind it.

Make dem do any protest make buhari Putin them cheesy

They will start shouting ethnic cleansing.
their are fools on nairaland but you the biggest I’ve seen so far
CelebritiesRe: Davido Acquires 4 Television Sets For ₦68 Million (Photo) by Xfemt(m): 7:25pm On Mar 22, 2022
This guy should just stop Abeg
I no say na em money but make em take an easy Abeg
SportsRe: Osimhen Equals Weah, Eto’o, Salah’s Serie A Goals Record by Xfemt(m): 10:53pm On Mar 19, 2022
Some deluded folks will say this guy ain’t 100m
But they will tell you flop like rashford is 150m just because his English

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