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NYSC › Re: A Batch (A) Corps Member Build And Furnished A Library In FCT-picx by xp17(m): 1:10am On Aug 14, 2014

uplawal: Two faced person,one time condem,another time commend,desist cos it aint good for ur health.

I induct and deduct, and alight the pro and con.
you see, in politics, the party you condemned today might make you its flag bearer tomorrow. that's why you don't have to be an extremist.

if you condemning an act, try not to push it to the extreme, because it's not good for your health. huh

Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Dosent Know How To Cook,will You Marry Her? by xp17(m): 12:14am On Aug 14, 2014

what's she been doing with her life?
that means she must be the bossy one in her house, why her younger siblings do all the chores.

I'll knee down; beg her ,to recommend one of her younger ones ,that particular one who's been doing the chores, for me to ride on with.

"WO" is a Latin word which means "Kitchen"
if you remove the "WO" (kitchen) from a WOman, she becomes a fellow man like me and the sh1t is gay.

NYSC › Re: A Batch (A) Corps Member Build And Furnished A Library In FCT-picx by xp17(m): 11:34pm On Aug 13, 2014

personally, I think its very wrong for a corp member to engage in a project that involves a lot of finances.
if he must do anything at his this stage, it should be a work that requires his personal efforts, maybe clearing the road to the market , village square, river or the palace. doing those are more humanitarian to me, rather than using money gotten from some unspeakable places to seek public attention.

the last I checked, a corp member only get less than 20k naira paycheck per month , that he would struggle to live on for 30days. telling me the Patrick guy did this, is like saying your dad gave you money for tuition, but ,because you handed the money over to the cashier, that automatically makes you the sponsor and get credited for money you didn't work out for.

anyways, for thinking of doing such a massive project at your level, i say well done sir, irrespective of the source of the money. because if many woulda had same opportunity, only few would actually do likewise. you could have bought a car with it. you know? but you chose to put it in for a worthwhile inventory

Culture › Re: Beauty Of Igbo Women by xp17(m): 10:51pm On Aug 13, 2014

zeemoore: God bless Nigeria

thought you were a Yoruba lady.

Romance › Re: Teenager Caught Sleeping With Dog In Benin by xp17(m): 8:36pm On Aug 13, 2014

I just confimed the news and its for real.

Romance › Re: A Thread For The Dark And Handsome Guys Of Nairaland by xp17(m): 2:30pm On Aug 13, 2014

#following#

Food › Re: How To Reduce Excess Salt In Your Food!!!. by xp17(m): 4:42am On Aug 13, 2014

Lilbeckiez: You just found out that there is excess salt in your Stew,Soup...Worry no more just peel irish potatoe and put it inside it will absorb all the excess salt....

You've got another idea
please share....

how does Irish potato looks like?

Family › Re: Is It Wrong For A Girl To Stay Alone? by xp17(m): 4:25am On Aug 13, 2014

Atmmachine: It is very very wrong.
if you live alone you will service your engine whenever you want..

tellwisdom: You can come and stay with me if you got big yansh

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Romance › Re: How Do I Tak Advntage Of Ds Ugly Situation by xp17(m): 2:56am On Aug 13, 2014

@op, instead of you focusing on being in an unhealthy marriage, you are thinking of making some filthy lucre outta the ugly status quo.
your main concern should be your unfaithful husband, even if he was to cheat, having a picture of his escapade with the alien means he has no respect for you and the marriage. what's his he keeping it for?

if I were you, I'd present the claim before him and advise him to go ahead with the alien, since you ain't good enough for him. personally, I'm not against guys having some rare fun at the periphery of marriage, but bringing the ugly scene home shows he's dumb and I'd not endorse you to continue in the sick marriage.

the alien in the picture should not be your concern, your concern should be your man who doesn't know the do and don't in a marriage. if really he does, he would not do anything to jeopardize his marriage. opsssd! this is unacceptable. huh

good luck in whatever way you choose, whether to make a fatter account, or face the unacceptable scenario, or applaud him for a job well done.

best regards.

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Nairaland General › Re: Ebola: US Approves Liberia Request To Send Untested Drug by xp17(m): 8:36am On Aug 12, 2014

dady12: i always say it that the enemies of the america are those boko haram brothers who beleive in other gods than the holy one of isreal.America ve so much intrest for nigeria but we always critisize them because they rescue the oppressed nations.they come to our aid during the boko haram issue but we refuse to compromise with them and our norther brothers are busy saying let them go back,we dont need america,because of isreal vs hammas,people hate america.now they want russian to deal with them.how many times russian talk about surporting nigeria on boko haram or think of africa problem?now ebola is all over west africa,why cant russian help africa?we know there is God but we should recognise the help of big nations giving africans assistance .russian are busy researching on nuclear weaoons why america are reseaching on how life can be save.

gbam!

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Nairaland General › Re: Ebola: US Approves Liberia Request To Send Untested Drug by xp17(m): 6:34am On Aug 12, 2014*

I'm yet to see the impact of Russia on Africa. USA is been giving massive benevolent to every parts of the world since1900bc, yet some of you guys still hate us . being the world super power ain't about beans and agege bread , it's for a situation like this. the shoe of being the world super power is too big for Vladimir Putin and his people. you guys better absorb that fact now or... huh

you don't like America, but you like to see world problems solved, is like saying you don't like black women but you like women with big fat a'ss. we all know those are inseparable cool

God is an American.
an enemy of America is an enemy of God,
God bless America.
USA!
USA!!
USA!!!

**edited**

haters, go and die !!!

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Family › Re: Is Unconditional Love Practical In Marriage by xp17(m): 6:21am On Aug 12, 2014

no, it doesn't. that's why married couple divorce when one of the two screwup. if its unconditional you will love him with is flaws and if his flaws is cheating, you encourage him to keep it up, since that is gonna make him happier.

even the price you pay to keep a marriage is a condition on it own .

Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Justeenaleo by xp17(m): 8:26am On Aug 11, 2014

I celebrate with you

Agriculture › Re: Did U Think Agriculture Deserves D 5years Degree Programme???? by xp17(m): 5:44am On Aug 11, 2014*

op, do you think coconut tree is worth waiting, for more than 5 years to be ready for harvest.

agriculture has taken a technological phase. this is not planting and harvesting era and Nigerian farmers need to advance in horticulture .

other countries are busy producing seedless foods and advancing their ways of preservation, you are talking thrash. the last I checked , a Nigerian farmer is yet to know how possible you can grow an Orange , water Mellon, grape , etc seedless .

to me, the time ain't to long, our area of concern should be the study guide instead.

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Culture › Re: 13 Things To Remember When Life Gets Rough by xp17(m): 5:24am On Aug 11, 2014*

when the going gets tough, don't let the tough gets going. all you need is to re-strategize.

survival of the fittest and only the strongest would survive... how can we survive when the government is shooting our a'ss huh

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Romance › Re: Could This Guy Be The Sexiest Short Guy On Nairaland by xp17(m): 7:50pm On Aug 10, 2014

Ladystewie:

Romance › Re: Could This Guy Be The Sexiest Short Guy On Nairaland by xp17(m): 7:47pm On Aug 10, 2014

Ladystewie: well for him to see himself as sexy at all,sef
not to talk of sexiest

what if he is the shorter guy below

Romance › Re: Could This Guy Be The Sexiest Short Guy On Nairaland by xp17(m): 7:40pm On Aug 10, 2014

Ladystewie: yes, most people may not be better than him,that's why we dont post our pics here...
and he did not say we should rate him, he sees himself as the sexiest guy on Nairaland, and we're just trying to correct that
read op's post well before coming to rant and insult

read topic again "could this be" [size=38pt]?[/size]

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Romance › Re: Could This Guy Be The Sexiest Short Guy On Nairaland by xp17(m): 7:27pm On Aug 10, 2014*

Lindajohn: u no go leave person wey wan show us say hungry dy catch am... EVERY BODY GIVE IT UP FOR THE MOST HUNGRY GUY IN NL

@ your DP

why you squat like who wan shittt, Abi na outside you dey shiiittt your own huh

I just dey wonder the kind big big shiittttt wey go fall out from that your small yansh huh

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Family › Re: A Nairalander Weds A Nairalander by xp17(m): 7:06pm On Aug 10, 2014

I endorse your union.

Family › Re: How Strict Is Your Father?(grade) by xp17(m): 5:01am On Aug 10, 2014*

old boy was like ripe plantain, he can't even kill a fly.

20/20 for him , even in the under world

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Nairaland General › Re: Man Accidentally Kills Himself Taking Selfie With Gun by xp17(m): 4:46am On Aug 10, 2014

J12: LMAO> He killed himself but he did not commit suicide. He probably committed selfside

bros, I personally tried to make a joke outta it, but the sensitive guy in me said "no matter how hard you try to make it funny, it would still be dry" and this is very dry.

@topic, I donate my sympathy to your loved ones.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by xp17(m): 4:34am On Aug 10, 2014

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Are Chinese Companies In Nigeria Maltreating Nigerians? by xp17(m): 12:35am On Aug 10, 2014*

emilo26: This is the kind of mentality i don't like about nigerians. When few individuals train themselves and standout will it solve the problem? We are looking for a way of solving collecting problem and not individualist way of solving such problem. The root has been corrupt so how do we correct the root and re plant the tree to bear a fresh fruit that's the essence of these thread.

before you transform the world, you need to start up by changing yourself. Nigerians are only good for correcting others and never accept their own deficits.

team work is good, but if one person breaks the chain, everything would colapse. just like a soccer game, you have to pick from the best "individuals" to make a strong team.

hope I make sense to you?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Are Chinese Companies In Nigeria Maltreating Nigerians? by xp17(m): 11:40pm On Aug 09, 2014*

its the culture of Nigerians to pass blames to the next person for their misfortune. if really you train yourself enough to standout, no one ll treat you like a poo.
the simple truth here is , they treat you the way you present yourself and the stereotyping of anyone on light skin as sir or ma'am.

sometime ago, I was at MMA, flying to Frankfurt (germany). I was kinda talking some pictures when one immigration guy walked up to me in an attempt to seize my phone .right there , I reminded him on how they lick white men a'sses , like "would you seize aa white man's phone if he does likewise" ? immediately,the guy shamefully left.

I was so pissed off and shouted at those officers who usually ask for money at the departure. they be like "you get problem with person before" . even the guy that stamped the passport, I directly told him how fuvcked up It's to be a Nigerian force.

not until you guys change you ideology of "a white God" you ll continue to receive mal-treatment from them.
why not go to your office in the morninng and start doing your job, instead of looking for who to praise ?
I no they even send most Nigerians errants that are out of their Job specifications.

democracy in book, but not applicable in real life.
God abeg oh!

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Romance › Re: I Am Friend Zone For Almost 5 Years But I Am Comfortable With It by xp17(m): 6:19pm On Aug 09, 2014

you must be a zonal director. I might be wrong though

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by xp17(m): 11:45am On Aug 09, 2014*

Idrismusty97: That is what i called show of strength. The same way the US fly their bomber over the disputed island near China and Japan. Despite China place a "No fly zone" they still stubbornly fly their jet over the Island. God don catch them now . I am so happy to be alive in the 21st century! Watching the America empire, their influence crumbled would be a pleasurable event. They did this for the Soviet Union but as they say "Nemesis would surely catch up with you".

Go Putin!! Go!!!
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bros, if you know how many humans and animals died during the world war 1 and world war 2 respectively, you would have gone in your quit to pray that God should not allow this happen in your generation.

America is very civilized, we believe in diplomacy, not like Russia. we've been at the centre to resolve the crisis in the middle east as a guardian of freedom to the people and the American way of life.

Russia is a small country and too small to be
ended by the US in 24hrs. the numbers of the US
army+marine+air force+ navy is more than the
size of the Russian population

America is the only country in the world that has fought 2 war simultaneously and still conquered.
note: the US army creed never accepts defeat and never quit.

God is good, that was why he made Obama for this time. if it were Bush's administration, the US would had since invaded Russia , take over her oil and leave Putin on the run to take asylum from one of the G6 countries. thank God Obama believes in peace talk to war.

as dumb a'ss as putin, he gave a sanction that his people would suffer most, more than the sanctioned . seriously putin would be better off in the rehab .

war is ugly, so as Russia
peace is beautiful , just like America.

edited

I'm talking about the 21st century and super world power, and some folks are talking back to the 19th century and past glory.

for those quoting me,
I repeat, Russia is a small country, even fewer than Nigeria. isolated landmass doesn't count , this ain't geography, this is real life huh

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Food › Re: How Many Times Dou You Eat In Day? by xp17(m): 4:03am On Aug 09, 2014

once ... I only eat lunch, drink lots of fluids, mostly water , and eat fruits at random.

I rarely eat twice, maybe when I'm home all day.

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Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Partner Has the Ebola virus? by xp17(m): 3:20am On Aug 09, 2014

jumzzy448: Hmmmm....you are so correct. just some days back, I was thinking about this ebola virus and the way those who contracted the disease were being isolated. I said to myself, should my husband fall a victim, can I decide not to go close to him? In my mind, I said maybe.

Then my thoughts shifted to my kids; then I told myself hell nooo....no one and I mean no one can stop me from going close and even carrying my kids. the ebola will have to infect the both of us.

May God not let us and our family members fall a victim.

yes, my mum would always say "the death that ll kill any of my children should kill me instead".

@okijajuju1, I don't know where you got your ideology from.

Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Partner Has the Ebola virus? by xp17(m): 11:15pm On Aug 08, 2014

Okijajuju1: Your mother is actually your fathers Wife... #Riddle.

mum is always the last man standing

First pic is mum and child
While the second pic is wife and husband

Jokes Etc › 50 Ways To Meet Your Girlfriend's Demands When You Don't Have The Resources by xp17(op): 7:09pm On Aug 08, 2014*

your girlfriend(s) has been making demands beyond your financial approach, here are the holistic solutions.

1- make a prior plan with your buddy to call you acting as your family doctor.
walk into a bank, once it's almost getting to your turn, engage a call as follow.

phone ringing

you: pick the call , then say hello doctor (leave it on loud speaker)

doctor : Mr seun , your medical result is ready. sorry you were tested for Ebola.

you: ebo watin?

doctor : Ebola na..eh please just come right away to my office and do not touch anyone.

you: why won't I touch someone , no be person give me the Ebola. I'll touch anyone I see, including you (shouting on top of your voice)

doctor: Mr seun , please do not for pete sake.

you : I have already started touching people (just touch like 3 persons and watch the rest flee to leave the place isolated)

then, bring out your backpack or ghana must go and grab as many naira Bills you can. trust me , it gonna work.

2- before I continue, I need to see if you guys are following.

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Politics › Re: President Jonathan Barefoot At A Meeting With Staff (Picture) by xp17(m): 5:42pm On Aug 08, 2014*

its becos he has just finished watching his feet with salt. I may be wrong though

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