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Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 4:56pm On Sep 15, 2014
luxanne: Loose to chelsea? Hehe, we've always been dealing with you guys from time immemorial na, go check cool reason why u guys are always bad mouthing us tongue btw, with the boys performance yesterday, I bet chelsea is trembling right now cuz united is back and unpredictable cool that unpredictability alone is enough to make chelsea loose the game before it's already started tongue good thing is, I'l be right here to comfort u my friend but not without rubbing salt to ur injury first grin
that was an exhibition of two bottom teams huh. my appraisal on the team strength ll start when those boys play a more decent team. for now, I still maintain my old 2/10 rating on them
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 4:44pm On Sep 15, 2014
SpcAgtOko: Xp17 tongue
what can I do you for ? huh

oya bartender, give her 2 sachets of water , I'll payback at the end of the month.
RomanceRe: What Did You Really Miss About Your EX? by xp17(m): 11:25am On Sep 15, 2014
uzolexis: So cause i'm dating a guy I can't av another guys pix on my DP?? Any guy that tries 2 rule my life that way I would dump his ass so fast he won't know what hit him. I dated a guy like dat,so possessive,always wanted his pix on my Dp, it shows that he lacks self confidence and nothing turns me off than a man who does not believe in himself. He was always putting my pix on his DP n I told him to stop,d relationship is btw both of us,d whole world does not need 2 know our business and before we met each other we had friends so why would I push my friends aside(male or female) cause I met you. He started putting other gals pix n thought I would feel bad,i no even send and he was d one that got worried at d end. I believe in myself and any guy would be lucky 2 have me, I don't expect you 2 ban ur female friends cause u met me,just give me d respect I deserve that's all.
my dear, It's not all about the guy being confidence or timid, it's just simple courtesy. personally, I'd careless about it, but doesn't really mean I'm comfortable with it.
when you start getting involved in a "defined" relationship, the me, me, me ideology ll run outta you, everything you ll then care about is what ll make him happy, same goes to him.

the only guy that ll feel okay with it, is just the "eat and run" kind of guy who doesn't give a f**kk. no serious guy ll keep his cool to it, except maybe to commemorate the guy on his birthday date only, not living it incessant.

you don't have to agree though.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs QPR (4 - 0) On 14th September 2014 by xp17(m): 5:10pm On Sep 14, 2014
ojeffo: AN INTERESTING BOTTOM TABLE CLASH... MANU PROVING THEY ARE THE KING of BOTTOM TEAMS
can you imagine? these fellas shouting hallelujah to mediocrity. maybe QPR is to them as Goliath. lol


KTBFFH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (4 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by xp17(m): 4:57pm On Sep 13, 2014
@mukina2,


Alexis Sanchez scored just one goal, he pulled off his shirt, meanwhile, Diego costa scored a hatrick without much celebrations.

one word,
#class!




Diego Costa till 2029
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (4 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by xp17(m): 3:51pm On Sep 13, 2014
Diego Costa scoring Fabrigas' assist since 280AD



CESE IS THE BREAD WHILE COSTA IS THE BUTTER. NO B WITHOUT BB OR NO C WITHOUT CC
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m):
Jbluv55: Welcome sire smiley. I'm aware you know who MondiSweets is, was actually directing that question to Alomosweets wink.

How's your day sir?
not really sir, but the name looks masculine though.

my day is been superb. and yours?








@MizMyColi, I'll take it as either you didn't see my question, or you forgot to reply ,or you were too busy to reply, or you took it as a rhetoric question.

Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 9:06pm On Sep 12, 2014
Silkmoth33: don't be so quick to believe this story jb. If he was born blind how does he know what a cloud looks like or the trees. What the hell does the dad think he is doing by smiling. And the couple are really dumb too.
sir, that was supposed to be an inspirational message and doesn't really require a reply and a humble push of the like button would have gone a long way.

fyi, blind folks are not dead folks. they may not be able to see it, but they have a mental picture of how it looks like. just the same way you have not seen heaven, but you could get a picture imagination of how it looks like.
you may not believe this, I have seen several blind folks walking without directed by someone.

awesome God he's .


@jb,

I'm like nokia 3310. I know almost all active members, even some passive ones. being quit doesn't mean I don't see em. I know mondisweets
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m):
Jbluv55: Hmmmmm........so which club do you support?
CHELSEA FC, for soccer (diehard fan)
KTBFFH !




Baltimore ravens, for football (just enjoy their games)



Rafael Nadal, for tennis. (diehard fan)


san Antonio spur, for basket ball. (just enjoy their games)

Abeg serve me chilled bud ice , make I take cool my temperature Jor.





@ alomosweets, yes, 10 bottles a year is even on a high side. I have other crazy stuffs that keep me busy other than smoking and drinking.
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 4:50am On Sep 12, 2014
SpcAgtOko: Sharrap boi lipsrsealed
10.49pm! you should be sleeping by now. abi you self don turn vampire? huh



I still give up undecided
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m):
alomosweets: @xp17
Don't drink and drive o. See ya tomorrow. Or later t'day. wink
drink Ke?
I don't even drink up to 10 bottles of beer in a year. I actually stopped drinking like mad when I turned 21, the normal legal age for alcohol. for now I drink water like mad and I seldom drive pass the speed limit lately, except on few occasions when the traffic is very fast. don't worry too much . undecided

btw, are you mondisweets ? huh




@ Jbluv55, halos is a learner where I am ,when it comes to garri and peanut. I call it soak and travel and my buddies call me 'Garry' Cahill.



@ SpcAgtOko, I give up on you, for real huh


@everyone, good night. make I communicate with my ancestors, sleep don they enter my eyes small small.
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 2:44am On Sep 12, 2014
SpcAgtOko: He's spoiled
shut up eee. are you my Reuben Abati? huh
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 2:42am On Sep 12, 2014
Jbluv55: ......the fear of Ebola is the beginning of food and human screening grin

*serves him*

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/859287_IMG00414-20120310-1334-1_jpg35b3d22ba9b7b8b882f97ffa5d309dd7[/img]
like seriously, I wish I have food like this on my table every afternoon, throughout the summer.
if wishes were horses...huh
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m): 6:38pm On Sep 11, 2014
Jbluv55: Welcome sire smiley. Tis been a while smiley
cool grin
*guides him to a seat*

What shall I offer you this wonderful evening?
ijebu garri and peanut. would have opted for bush meat though, but...huh


SpcAgtOko: My favorite nairalander?!? shocked Is that you?
not mehuh its my dad when he was about my age. undecided
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by xp17(m):
SpcAgtOko: Wake up guys. This place is dead cry
nobody talks on 911 undecided




@ MizMyColi, on the average, how many hours do you sleep per day ?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Congo : AFCON 2015 Qualifiers (2 - 3) On Saturday September 6, 2014 by xp17(m):
after the match, news headlines be like:

-Keshi blames omueru for not playing to instructions.

-Eminike still obsess about his land dispute.

-mikel blames the snail he ate last night for his lackadaisical stamina.

- musa afraid to make contacts with Congolese defenders for fear of Ebola.

-efe ambrose blames the unfavorable weather.

- ejede denies match fixing.

-echejile blames NFF for bad turf.

-nairalanders blames enyema for not obliging to keshi's invitation.

-nairalander FP be like :should keshi be sacked?

- angry Nigerians be like "no winning, no #15m wages for keshi.

-patriotic Nigerians be like "we need prayer in the NFF.

-nairalander , jarus, be like, ratings : mikel 2.3, ejede 1.5, musa 0.9.....etc.

-great northerners be like : calabar is not the slaughter house.

happy lagosians be like: this poo can't happen in Lagos. wey them wan pass go house?

-illustrious easterners be like : this is what you get when you lie on ike uche's head.

nairaland politics sec be like: APC at work

south southerners be like :loss or win , GEJ till 2029

oya make una add una own
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Named UEFA's Best Player For 2013/2014 by xp17(m): 7:38pm On Aug 28, 2014
oluwaKStar: Uefa best player had to go to ronaldo cus he guided real madrid to d UEFA champions league trophy
But FIFA best player will be between messi and neur cus dey guided dier teams to d FIFA world cup final..my thoughts
how many ball did nuer saved in the world cup? Howard, USA goalie made more saves than him. Go watch Belgium vs USA again .also , the humiliation he got against Madrid alone, should rule him out of the campaign. Nuer is just like ike casilas , they both are over hyped.

Messi didn't play that much in the word cup, he got the golden ball based on man know man FIFA pkarakpor things. Btw, FIFA don't base her judgement just only on the world outing.

Ballon D'OR should be given to either
Reuben, or
Izlanta, or
Ramós, or
CR7.

Messi can't get a nomination much more to win it.
FYI, neymar will be next after this.

The days of messi are over
RomanceRe: My Experience With My First NL Meet -tmx21 by xp17(m):
tmx21: yes! It was about to rain
OGA, clap for yourself undecided you mean ordinary rain chickened you outta date. Metcheeew!

And you were among those who criticized one "toye" guy, who drove 17 hours to get a hug grin , una men! Your case is the worst(est) than thou. You mean you couldn't even get a handshake from her undecided after driving from abeokuta to Lagos. Men, you dull like Manchester united cry

Here we go again. cool
As for the rain issue, did you guys meet in an open football field? How can it rain through a roofed bar/eateries ? Your excuse can even hold a drop of hot tea tongue na wao for some people oh.

Na people like you dey give us badt names here grin when it started raining, why didn't you obey the voice of the rain and use the rare opportunity to pass a night over? How can you make it "above" with disobedience?
Repent
Repent!!
Repent!!!
SportsRe: Should Obafemi Martins Be Recalled To The National Team? by xp17(m): 5:12pm On Aug 28, 2014
Ayolaw2003: Let me remind you, his brace against kenya landed us in South Africa 2010
if you were in 100L in 2010, what class would you be in 2014? Abi you think say 4years na yesterday. Btw, kanu also played in SA 2010, should we call him also?

TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 6 by xp17(m): 4:22pm On Aug 28, 2014
Amefrica: Welcome! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Group Stage Draw On 28th August 2014 by xp17(m): 3:27pm On Aug 28, 2014
I want to see
Group C
Arsenal
PSG
Galatasaray
Roma

Group B
Bayern munchen
Manchester city
Athletic Bilbao
Monaco

Group D
Chelsea
Basel
Sporting CP
Maemo FF

Group A
Madrid
Juventus
Liverpool
APOEL


KTBFFH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: MK Dons Vs Manchester United: Capital One Cup (4 - 0) On 26th August 2014 by xp17(m): 10:56pm On Aug 26, 2014
I'm not surprised though. it woulda been shocking if man utd had won.

mukina2, please move this thread to joke section cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by xp17(m): 9:04pm On Aug 26, 2014
Samuel et'o signs a 2year deal on a blue shirt, but not the main blue shirt though. #Everton!

lukaku (gods) must be angry huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Sign Di Maria For Record Fee Of £59.7 Million by xp17(m): 8:01pm On Aug 26, 2014
mukina2, why is this not on joke section? very funny cheesy, in fact, I endorse this for night of a thousand laugh.
btw, did Madrid signed the transfer check by herself?





FashionRe: Black Women: "Why Don’t You Wear Your Hair Natural?” by xp17(m): 4:50pm On Aug 26, 2014
Missonas: Some white women too wear hair extensions and relax their hair too.Their own inferiority complex bad be that o undecided
...and the hair extension they wear is from a black woman? huh dumb analysis!
FashionRe: Black Women: "Why Don’t You Wear Your Hair Natural?” by xp17(m): 9:37am On Aug 26, 2014
adaobi123: lool but how many girls can pull of that amber rose look ?
my dear, you don't have to look like amber rose, just look simple and I'm okay with it. seriously , ladies appear more pretty with natural hair and whomever told you men get mesmerized by artificial stuffs, has lied to you. we careless about them and most of us don't even know how Peruvian, Brazilian or Indian hair looks like, so why go through the stress to impress a blind man with your looks huh
personally I can't stand the smell of unwashed hair for more than 24hrs.huh you want to appear good, but you don't smell good huh I throw wey spite , tpueeee!

#TeamNaturalHair#
FashionRe: Black Women: "Why Don’t You Wear Your Hair Natural?” by xp17(m): 8:43am On Aug 26, 2014
Caracta: I don't wear my hair natural because the Nigerian weather isn't good on it. It breaks easily and hurts.

Most Importantly, I CHOOSE to go un-natural because I look tidy and cute when I get my hair done. I don't need to go everywhere with a comb or brush. Its economical and weather-friendly...attractive, protective and easy to maintain. It's not healthy to have your hair unprotected at all times, especially in seasons of Harmattan.

If it's about slave mentality, then why wear clothes and shoes? Afterall, your ancestors never had designer shirts and shoes.

Whoever hates it should humbly take a dive into the Mediterranean sea cheesy
you haven't convinced me though. If the weather is not friendly, you can make it like amber's hair

Or this nairalander
www.nairaland.com/uzolexis

Btw, I'm a diehard fan of natural hair.

HealthRe: Liberian Doctor Who Received Rare Ebola Drug Zmapp Dies by xp17(m): 6:51pm On Aug 25, 2014
babyosisi: So how many doctors have perished For this Ebola of a thing

[size=18pt]Dear patients,

I take God beg una
if you have high fever,diarrhea and blood oozing from your orifices and skin,please stay in your home and quarantine yourself
Keep away from doctors please
[/size]

Signed Dr Beatrice Osisi
you see your life huh agbo sellers are busy making searches on the cure for Ebola , you are here fooling yourself. Abi no be Dr work on those Ebola patients for Emory hospital, Atlanta.



@topic,

it is still unknown if it was zmapp that cured those two American Dr or the blood serum from the 14 years old Liberia survival or other medications used, as all were used side by side to fight the viral virus. zmapp may work, but I doubt if it can work alone without sandwiched with other related medications.
RomanceRe: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by xp17(m): 5:46pm On Aug 24, 2014
cheesy

Foreign AffairsRe: BREAKING NEWS.. ISIS Terrorist Who Murdered James Foley Unmasked (photos) by xp17(m): 5:26pm On Aug 24, 2014
berem: Another brainwashed fool have been unmasked. Kudos to the american intelligent network.
it was the British govt who did the voice tracking on the coward. his accent was traced as one of the descendants from east London.
Cameron just had to sit up on the issue to avoid shitt from the US. because the US might declare a war or end the bilateral relationship the her mother if not properly handled, just like 911 incident.
Jokes EtcRe: 50 Ways To Meet Your Girlfriend's Demands When You Don't Have The Resources by xp17(op): 5:09pm On Aug 24, 2014
sorry everyone for not continuing. I had to abandon this thread because, one of mod seun, mynd44, jaybee3 or farano moved it from its original section to joke section.

abeg, make una no vex.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sunderland Vs. Manchester United (1 - 1) On 24th August 2014 by xp17(m): 4:42pm On Aug 24, 2014
[size=18pt]How did this make FP?
only UCL teams should, not small teams.[/size]
mukina2, next time no just try am.

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