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Religion / Re: Open Heavens Daily Devotional by xplode556: 5:54am On Nov 22, 2020
Thanks.. Waiting for Daily devotional
Romance / Re: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by xplode556: 2:45pm On Feb 16, 2020
Offpoint:
Capital L to your car bro, but never give up. There's no book for it, keep practicing.

Had similar experience then, the difference with mine is... immediately she turned back and looked at me I ended up saying "I Jesus love you"

Jeez, after 3 weeks of practice... I Jesus love you was the only thing I could said.

"I Jesus love you" was not in any of those love messages I crammed, where it came from till date I still don't know.

My brother, its obvious you're at the wrong place.

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Politics / Re: Dangote, Unilever, NLNG, Three Other Investors To Construct 19 Federal Roads by xplode556: 1:56pm On Jan 27, 2019
I'm voting for APC for this singular reason.

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Music/Radio / Re: 2018 Headies: Wizkid, Davido, Olamide, Tiwa & Simi – Artiste Of The Year Award? by xplode556: 10:36am On May 04, 2018
Olamide

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Food / Re: (PHOTO) If You Havent Take This Before, Then You Need Deliverance by xplode556: 9:27pm On Mar 27, 2016
Can't stop laughing jor, your head dey there.

seunny4lif:
Why not grin grin
I lick am like my life depend on it grin grin
Na my Fan yogurt be dat now cool cool
Na big boy
For Akure na we big boy dey take am grin
Ijo Mimo high school grin grin
Salas Universal school grin grin

But it's not that long now grin
Just year 2000 here grin
Religion / Re: Reasons Why We Sleep Through Church Service But Stay Awake For A 3 Hour Movie by xplode556: 7:29pm On Jan 03, 2016
Because you're not permitted to speak while the sermon is on. But when watching a movie you can chew anything you feel like and you can also call a friend in the course as the case maybe. So tell me where will the sleep come from when watching movie?
Romance / Re: He Wants Me To Grace His Bed For My Fee by xplode556: 8:19am On Jan 03, 2016
jusRadical:



And you barely know him but you are asking him of money or you agreed for him to help you.


Face your studies and leave men alone.

Please call me later for 1000 airtel card
Phones / Re: MTN Just Gave Me N5000 Airtime by xplode556: 2:03pm On Dec 25, 2015
You're talking from experience, nothing good come from MTN
foliman:
Devil's gift... they will deduct it in many folds
Religion / Re: 5 Unmentioned Miracles Of Jesus Christ by xplode556: 8:38am On Dec 13, 2015
AlfaSeltzer:
What of his ability to ignore all those jewish virgins walking around nazareth and looking for husbands?

This should be the unmentioned miracle. Cos we've seen a lot on YouTube you guys should know the rest of my story...
Religion / Re: 5 Unmentioned Miracles Of Jesus Christ by xplode556: 8:35am On Dec 13, 2015
Unmentioned miracles but there are not new to us.
Epiphanus20:
1 TALKING TO 5000 MEN WITHOUT A MICROPHONE before going further make i ask you just 1 question,how far can your voice go?Jesus christ talks to over 5 thousand men without even a microphone or speaker,that guy might be having headache everyday due to screaming.

2 HIS PHILOSOPHICAL APPROACH TO ISSUE'S Although Jesus never attended college(i dont know if he attended high school,abeg no ask me).But he settle dispute and answer questions in a more matured way,for instance when the pharisees(or whatever) where about stoning Mary Magdalene,he told them"if you have not done such things in your life,then stone her" but they all dispersed.

3 HIS ABILITY TO TALK FOR DAYS WITHOUT EATING OR DRINKING Jesus Christ can teach for days without showing an expression of hunger or thirst,for instance when he fed 5 thousand men,he had taught for two days without eating anything and yet he is more worried about the crowd that just sit and listen to him.

4 HIS ABILITIES TO KNOW NAMES Although Jesus christ has many Friends and followers but still he knew the names of everyone,for instance he called all his Apostles by name before they became his Apostles,he called Mattew and Zaccheus by name,he also called many people which i wouldnt mention.

5 HIS SPIRIT OF ENDURANCE AND LOVE Jesus was sent into the world to die for our sin not for his own sin and yet he accepted to die,he was born like a horse rather than a King,he started enduring at the age of twelve when he revealed his real family(us),Jesus endured hunger for 40 days and 40 night,he endured temptation,suffered till death just for you and i.

[b]LET WELCOME THE KING.[b/]
Phones / Re: Free Iphone Network Carrier And Country Check Via Imei by xplode556: 6:36am On Jul 10, 2014
please help with carrier and network lock to 990001005789110. thanks
Education / Re: 15 Exam Cheats Now Born Again Return Their WAEC Certificates by xplode556: 9:53am On Jan 05, 2014
Ehinafe:

I would implore them to return other certificates and even letter of employment and all the salary that have been earned by the utilization of this chain of fraudulent certificates as a result of the initial WAEC result, it is then we can say, they have completely restituted
RETURN ALL SALARIES ACQUIRED DURING THEIR SERVICE!! U WANT KILL PERSON? THEIR CHILDREN GO RESTITUTE BE THAT TOO, IF THERE IS ANY.
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry Pencil Light @ 499000 sold sold sold by xplode556: 7:45am On Dec 21, 2013
This is pencil without erazer. ping me if it can go for 400k. thanks.
Phones / Re: Protest Against Airtel's Plan To Stop BIS On Android by xplode556: 8:46pm On Dec 02, 2013
Osyxcel:

grin grin grin
Phones / A Shocking Message From AIRTEL by xplode556: 1:28pm On Dec 01, 2013
Dear Customer, effective 3rd Dec 2013 AIRTEL BB Plans will cease to function on non BB devices or used as a modem . Thank you.
Nairalanders what do you think about the above message.
Phones / Re: Free Iphone Network Carrier And Country Check Via Imei by xplode556: 6:06pm On Nov 27, 2013
please help with this country and network carrier
IMEI:012838006140270
THANKS FOR USUAL RESPONSE.
Phones / Re: Free Iphone Network Carrier And Country Check Via Imei by xplode556: 5:46pm On Nov 27, 2013
oscargd:

iPhone 4
16GB Black

IMEI: 012644004669215
Serial Number: 81107LWFA4S
Activated: Yes
First Activation Date: June 3, 2011
Telephone Technical Support: Expired
Repairs & Service Coverage: Expired
Estimated Purchase Date: June 3, 2011
Country Purchased: United Kingdom
Carrier: O2 United Kingdom
SIM Lock: Locked

Can you unlocked the above iphone? if yes what is the cost and duration?
Phones / Re: Free Iphone Network Carrier And Country Check Via Imei by xplode556: 5:44pm On Nov 27, 2013
oscargd:
can the below be unlocked? if yes what is cost and duration. thank you.
iPhone 4
32GB Black

IMEI: 012427001860973
Serial Number: 82033NYUA4T
Activated: Yes
First Activation Date: December 9, 2010
Telephone Technical Support: Expired
Repairs & Service Coverage: Expired
Estimated Purchase Date: December 9, 2010
Country Purchased: Switzerland
SIM Lock: Unlocked
Phones / Re: Free Iphone Network Carrier And Country Check Via Imei by xplode556: 9:27am On Nov 27, 2013
Please help me with country and network carrier
IMEI: 012644004669215
thanks.
Politics / Revealed! Kogi Lawmakers Conclude Plan To Impeach Deputy Governor by xplode556: 9:29am On Oct 19, 2013
23 lawmakers out of the 25-Member Kogi State House of Assembly have signed an impeachment notice to remove the Deputy Governor of the State, Arc. Yomi Awoniyi over allegations of gross misappropriation of over N3 billion flood relief funds meant to alleviate the plight of the flood disaster victims since last year.
A source very close to the principal officers of the State legislature, who attended an exclusive extra ordinary meeting yesterday, said that the lawmakers were disenchanted with what he described as the nonchalant attitude of the Deputy Governor, who oversees the management of the fund as Chairman of the Flood Committee Relief Fund. According to the impeccable source, every effort to make the Deputy Governor render an account so far has proved abortive.
According to the lawmakers, one year after flood devastated some communities in Kogi State, as reported in some sections of the media and quoted vividly that most of the flood victims are still lamenting the neglect from the state government in addressing their plight, stressing that they are really suffering.
The lawmakers said their investigations have buttressed the writings of reporters, who visited the affected areas. Further visits round some of the affected communities scattered around the nine affected Local Government areas “showed the victims are still grappling to return to normal life. Pains, anguish, stress, anger are on their faces. Some of the victims who spoke in agony to Saturday Vanguard who was on the entourage of The National Orientation Agency (NOA) to some affected LGA lament their plight saying government promises are yet to see the light of the day as hunger, sickness and poverty have taken them over”.
The lawmakers further confirmed the flood Victims ordeals in various areas under specific media reference to include Ichalla Ajode community in Ibaji Local government, the victims lamented bitterly that their children have stop going to school since the only primary school in the community was destroyed by the flood and they have no money to take their wards to Idah which is the nearest town with schools.
Spokesperson for the community, Mr. Joseph Arewa had earlier told reporters that “the farm seedlings promised by the state government as a post flood assistance did not reach them (pointing to one bag of rice seedlings on the ground). “ This bag of rice seedling was provided by the European Union and that is the only available farm seedling since the flood.”He expressed.
Mr. Arewa who recounted the experience of the flood said the flood left bitter pills too difficult to swallow. “During the flood we shifted a lot. We have to move to Idah for safety. After the camping, we return back to the community and we are yet to receive anything from the government.
We are still pleading to the state government to come to our aid because we need assistance. The flood met us unaware and because we did not prepare for it that was why the devastation was much. More than 50 houses were destroyed by the flood.
In Ejule – Onu community in Ibaji Local Government, Elder Isaac K. Abah lamented the neglect of government to their plight and the ‘politicising’ of the money released by the state government.
”Even while we are at the camp we were poorly fed. It is by the grace of God that we survive till date. I commended the effort of the Catholic Church for giving us adequate assistance at St. Boniface camp. They provided us with clothing materials, food and some other items; but the Federal Government assistance is what we are yet to see up till now. Even the State Government we only heard that they loaded trailers of fertilizers and other food stuff but as I’m talking to you the community has not gotten a single item.
Continuing he said, “The N20 million given by the state government to the LG is yet to reach our community. Some weeks ago when they ask us to converge in Idah for the disbursement of the money, we got there only to hear that the DLG of the LG who was supposed to handle the fund has gone to bury his father. It is three weeks now, we are yet to hear anything again.”
Elder Abah who said the community after the flood received only 10 bags of rice which was share a mudu per household stressed that the well in the community was sunk by communal effort since they have waited long without seeing one out of the 23 boreholes promised by the State government.
He also hinted that four lives were lost after returning from the camp as a result of lack of medical facilities and absence of health care centre. However in Ofodo community in Igalamela-Odolu Local Government, one of the victims, Madaki Abu Jaja who said they are still battling with scarcity of food and accommodation lamented that the money ascribed to their local government was used for political purpose.
Visibly angry, he said that “there was selective distribution of the money. Those whose houses were not even affected by the flood were given N20, 000 because of their political influence towards the forthcoming council election. Can you believe that our pictures placed in the list of those affected were substituted with others?
They refused to make the village head or the youth leader part of their committee. When they came, they said they have their own list which was different from the one compiled by the community. Only ten household received N20, 000 and they left. It is divide and rule system”.
The story was not different in Ofoachi community in Igalamela -odolu LG as the village head, Alhaji Musa Khadir called on the Federal Government and State government to look into their plight and provide them with farm seedling, accommodation so that they can return back to normal life.
It is alleged that since last year, Deputy Governor of the State and Chairman of the Relief Fund Committee, is said to have misappropriated cash donations meant to ameliorate the plight of the victims judiciously. The breakdown of cash donations is as follows:
(a) Private individuals and Organisations – N253, 192,704.10
(b) Federal Government flood relief fund – N500, 000,000.00
C. Alhaji Aliko Dangote - N430 million
”In response to the plight of affected persons, Kogi State Government has provided relief assistance in the following forms:
Establishment of Camps in the nine affected Local Government Areas. The total number of displaced persons at the 87 camps set up after the flood was 73,000. In addition to the donation of relief materials from private organizations, Kogi State also provided feeding and medical assistance for inhabitants of the camps for a period of six months that ended in February 2013; when the last camp at Federal Housing Estate, Lokoja was closed long after camps in other affected states were closed.
On winding down the last camp, each of the families was given the sum of N50, 000 to assist them in finding alternative accommodation. Each family was also given a 50kg bag of rice and other condiments to supplement their feeding. bulk cash assistance to the affected local government areas funds were provided to the nine affected local government areas to assist in the human recovery efforts while the state government intervenes in critical sectors like reconstruction and the provision of social infrastructure. Drawing on the principle of categorisation by ‘extent of disaster’ adopted by the Federal Government, the State government divided the local government areas into three categories- Categories A, B and C.
The local govt. areas according to the categories and questionable amounts received or not accurately given as reported in the media are:
A: Bassa, Ibaji, Lokoja – N20 million each; B: Idah, Ajaokuta, Kogi – N15 million each while Igalamela, Ofu and Omala Lg received N10 million each. While FHA camp received N4.5 million totaling N139.5 million .
These monies shared by the state government to flood victims had continued to generate controversy with many affected communities wallowing in the ordeal of having not yet gotten anything. The lawmakers also observed that some communities were given selective disbursement, while some victims rejected the stipends on grounds that it gives them more excruciating pain after all their losses that and could not address their plight. Most flood victims were discovered to have received only the sum of N3, 000 despite the degree of their ecological disaster due to this alleged mismanagement of the relief fund.
Investigations, according to the lawmakers revealed that the relief funds got ‘lost or stolen out rightly’ between the committee set up by the State government headed by Deputy Governor Yomi Awoniyi and the subcommittee which was supposed to ensure the judicious disbursement of the cash donations. It is on these grounds that the lawmakers have plotted to impeach the Deputy Governor, possibly at the next sitting of the Assembly, come Tuesday, October24, 2013, the penultimate date meant to execute the plot.
SOURCE:http://www.nigerianewdawn.com/revealed-kogi-lawmakers-conclude-plan-impeach-deputy-governor/2013/10/18/
Romance / Re: If You Had To Dedicate A Song To The One You Love,what Song(s) Would It Be? by xplode556: 11:02am On Oct 29, 2012
Angel by westlife
Science/Technology / Re: Cosmic Rays To Enter The Earth From The Mars (Rumour) by xplode556: 9:05am On Aug 16, 2012
My uncle wont stop forwarding dis rumor to my phone. now i cant eat all kind of fruits again cos they have poison them, i have been stopped from wearing my favourite color cloth (red) cos it's devil's cloth, also stopped from visiting my gf cos she's ........ and now cosmic ray is interested in my phone, GOD save uncle cosmocosmic ray say he no come, i for cut off his head. i no dey for this rumor oooooo. i have my normal life to live. QED.
Nairaland / General / Re: Would You Go To This Zoo? (pics) by xplode556: 11:48pm On Jul 27, 2012
Thank God the cage was not made from Alaba. otherwise............
Romance / Re: Things You Do That Makes You Happy by xplode556: 10:14pm On Jul 27, 2012
sleeping under mosquito net

Phones / Re: Best And Worst Telecoms Customer Care Centres by xplode556: 8:26pm On Jul 21, 2012
MTN - FRUSTRATING IN DAY TIME. CALL AT NITE
GLO - PICK ON TIME WHEN CHARGED #20
AIRTEL - PICK UP RECENTLY
ETISALAT - NO IDEA
NYSC / Re: Female NYSC Member Wearing Skirt With Uniform : Photo Of The Day by xplode556: 9:43am On Jul 13, 2012
maybe, she's a born again muslim. funny sack skirt.

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Phones / Re: Glo Is Compensating For The Lost Days! by xplode556: 7:39am On Jul 13, 2012
will Glo compensate me for unable to subscribe for BIS (four days nw)? Cos i cant wait to Rule my World
Computers / Re: Internet Speed Rank In Africa; Ghana 1st & Nigeria 9th by xplode556: 5:52pm On Mar 17, 2012
Im sure NCC is reading. Nig. giant of Africa.

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