₦airaland Forum

Blackbishop:
[s]Mama that was finishing in mortal Kombat....

Exceptional gbas gbos....

As one of the panel of Justice I hereby cancel this match and the first place goes to Madam RadAutos[/s]......

BerlinGado:
And to think the new epicenter Kano is not recording any new cases hmmm..
I swear to God we have over 20,000 cases in naija already but testing has just not been efficient enough
Our government can still do more and better
Moreover what are we doing to cure this disease? Or are we just going to keep recording cases and wait on the western world for cure?

Felicity0001:
Right from the onset I said it that the lockdown won't remedy anything about the virus it will only make matter worse even.

babyfaceafrica:
do DNA for all your future kids... Life ain't fair

Chi59:
And you men are any better? Is it not a man who will marry a single Mom and tell her to keep the kids with relatives?

StarUp:
How some people's mattress will look like after lockdown...

lasisi69:
relax, no be only you dey hungry !!!

saintruky:
Na d bastard wife na record em... Na she spoil d pikin... Hence her desire to record n broadcast d discipline on social media... Yeye woman...

zicoraads:
You are shameless to be honest.

This is why some of us actually do laugh when some Nigerian ladies carry the toga of feminism up and about. Nigerian girls are mostly hypocrites.

I'm sure if roles were reversed, he'll do it without creating a thread on Nairaland to ask for strangers opinions towards helping someone you know is good to you.

40k that in your words, is change.

I pity that man you are with. I really pity him.

Gofwane:
Cooking 1 packet of Indomie noodles with about 2litres of water. The result was a pot of Indomie porridge

ignis:
Back then during my NYSC at Calabar, I was cooking Eguisi soup and my neighbor dashed me plenty pumpkin leaf (ugu). I decided to use all the vegetable in order not to waste any because I don't have refrigerator to preserve the vegetable. The Eguisi soup automatically turned to vegetable soup.

Ohemababy:
Wait now, let her carry the second belle first.
Na she go retire by herself.

As for me o. Two kids. God don give me one boy and a girl on the way.

Abeg me sef get life to live. Nor be to dey born children.

Mariangeles:

You have no idea...
If it were up to me, all my eggs will hatch babies
I love them niños
I don't even blame the op...na the wife wey go dey reveal how many children she want I go blame
He wants just 2 kids abi? No problem
By the time she "stumbles" upon him the third and fourth, and "fall" pregnant... Ooops!
"My Darling I'm pregnant! I swear, It just happened!"
Let us see if he'll chase her away with the baby in her womb. Oh! And...ABORTION IS TOTALLY OUT OF THE QUESTION! I LOATHE THAT SHIT IN EVERY WAY?

Nitah1:
With the look of things, you don't have balls...I told my wife point blank that we are no longer having kids again,the two we have is OK she argued that her need to have four kids is cos of baby boy cos we had two girls already.

But my argument is based on the fact that our second baby is very beautiful but SS,for that reason I do not want to bring children to to this world to come and suffer.
Her monthly medication is stc 30 it cost about 24k.
Case closed she cannot change my mind cos I do the fuccking here.

Deepfeel:
Hmm

This ventilator get as e be o

Bush2013:
I sent you a pm I stay somewhere around Nnodo boys secondary.

mrjaydee:
Ok thanks for the advice. Is it still profitable to venture into it, I know it's all about risks too?

mrjaydee:
See wetin coro don cause atleast this arguement is better than the USA yen yen yen.

Jokes apart, how are we coping? It's really tough I wont lie. God no go shame us.

Who knows anything about Forex trading? I wan enter am fully been doing some online trainings and reading.

Evablizin:
Human being is very difficult to handle.

Emedu:
I got this from a friend yesterday


My schoolmate and neighbour, they reported he had headache and could not talk afterwards. That so many hospitals rejected him including LUTH. LUTH referred him to one where he died.

Angelfrost:
You are the one still not getting it sir...

Confirmed cases are limited to the terribly few NCDC can reach, or is prepared to reach...

Ncdc is not, and will never be ready or equipped to do a widespread testing and isolation, so this further defeats the lock down... If you like lock down the nation for 6 months, it still won't change a thing.

If you can't effectively lock down people, at least effectively reach out to many for testing and isolation...

Yes, I still insist to know the fate of the hundreds or even thousands infected since early March. Where are they hospitalized??! How many have graced the ICUs??!... How many have even shown symptoms??! Mind you, most of these confirmed cases don't even have symptoms... Many more have recovered fully on their own, in their homes.

A lot of states have become virus free, or so they claim, leaving out few States... Why not seal off those remaining states, and get the other states working again... Do we need to be slow and dull about everything??!

LEBEfirstson:
.. my question is, how many of your kindred don die?? Abi you no follow get the virus? I don't know who gave you that phone you are typing this rubbish with. I go soon deactivate my account from this faceless forum

Angelfrost:
Nope.. May is rather a stretch!!! The virus has a max of 14 to 24 days incubation period, hundreds have been infected since early March, even before the lock down... Do the math!!!

Anyone succumbing to the infection in May would have gotten infected not earlier than middle or late April which would further question the point of this protracted lock down... This is basic mathematics!!!

Nations worst hit than Nigeria, currently worse and at higher risk than Nigeria are currently beginning to reassess the lock down and their economic revival... Protests have already started in America and Brazil to end the lock downs. These are nations we can never come close to in terms of pandemic impact.

The figures you are seeing were largely infected before the lockdown and most entered the nation recently...

LEBEfirstson:
..MUMU!!! O DE NIE!!! when we are in March, you were saying let's wait for the end of April. April is about to finish, you know calling May ending

Jeferious:
You see this fear you feel now...that is exactly what the media wants. You read in the news several weeks ago that Matuidi, Arteta and even Davido's Chioma have recovered. Even Prince Williams and Boris Johnson, as old as they are, have recovered. But those good news mean nothing to you. You are more interested in the bad news that is happening in New York, because.....your brain don't tell you that worse things have impacted the earth and its inhabitants and still left when their time is up.

Let's be real. Considering the time we discovered the first case in Nigeria to this particular moment, coupled with how we Nigerians flouted lockdown rules, there is supposed to be very critical public health crisis at this moment. People are supposed to be dropping dead on the streets. Maybe it's because of our prayers and fasting. Or maybe the whole Nigerian version of the issue is a sham.

But then, whatever that happens, expect more lockdowns. We as a third-world country cannot continue with economic activities at a time when first-world countries have paused theirs due to some issue which I think, is largely exclusive to them. That's how low Nigeria, and the rest of Africa are, among the league of nations. For I am very sure that when Africa experienced Ebola crisis, other parts of the world did not initiate lockdowns. And it will continue to be like this for a very long time, till Africa would rise from the ashes she has heaped on herself.

Twoclans:
This country is in trouble finally. Coronavirus is not even the issue.The government might need to lockdown for atleast 2 months .How will they control the people?

back2sender:
Lunch, almost finish it before I remember to take the foto

Akposy:
Oyel (oil) local rice and oven baked sawa