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tivta:
Have you forgotten what Harry song said in "after the reggae play the blues?" he said enugu girls like to do as long as you have money for booze.

All of them are mad. Idi ara. That's a line just meant for garnishing their insipid lyrics. Like my other interlocutor asserted, it's not every part of the region but I must be frank with you, Enugu girls especially Ezike orba rocks, quote me anywhere

Joephat:
I am telling you as the son of the soil

Enugu-ezike is the only one known for that... All others are claiming it but it doesn't exist there..

It's true shaa.

[quote author=Joephat post=62545491]Enugu-ezike sir not all the Enugus........ Thanks anyway..[/qouote]

Inheaka is the top
Enugu Ezike
Nsukka (Edem, obimo etc
Aku
Uzo Uwani and then others.....

loneatar:
and you think Enugu is a better place for your daughters then you must be a great dreamer

It's true, Enugu is better bro. I assure you, they are more modest to an extent than girls from other tribes. Not that you can't find rugged girls but the percentage is at the minimal.Enugu has a durable and strict traditions which tames and curbs the amorous propensities of both male and female, though females have higher standards shaa. Want a good wife? Enugu girls are sure bet.

Nice one from the most recondite sage on this forum. Are you in quotations? Maybe you can drop your handle.
What do you think about the power of precognition, can it happen and how sire?

Chybeibe:
I tire.

As if you no enjoy am nah. Lol

Jamb CAPS is not just jamb admission, it also entails that you have been offered an admission by your institution of choice when you see admitted on it. Once you accept it, you can't reverse it. For those that have seen and accepted their admission on jamb caps, it simply means that you were among the ones admitted in the merit list. That's to say that your school had forwarded your names to jamb portal as the merit candidates, so be happy.
The issue of blank or disappearing page is alien to my knowledge but even at that it shouldn't call for anxiety since you have accepted the admission. Sometimes it could be network or your own doing. Me here, have checked mine for almost 13 times and never at any point experienced such. Jamb caps is not jamb's admission, it's school's admission. It's just there to give aspirants more opportunities by exposing them to other numerous institutions in case, your most preferred institution didn't accept you.
Congratulations to those who have been admitted.

So finally Vanessa got admission to study history of Ghana in unilag, though she's a ghaian but so in love with nija. This is a good thing for her father as she will help him in his pastoral duty, spreading gospel further. Albeit, rumor from( Biafranbushboy and ayoadalaragbe) has it that she doesn't only spread the gospel but it's none of my biz, so far she spreads for me, haters can die in budgeon and acrimony.

XSEM: So Bae, what is your response apropos to my request from you?

NESSA: yah, it's a good thing you remembered it oo, because I had already forgotten.
XSEM:so?

NESSA: OK, I will accept and reciprocate your love only if you will pay obeisance to my commandments

XSEM: OK, go on(very antsy, anxious and excited)

NESSA:No exchanging of nudes, whether half or full!!

XSEM:ha! But I like to be seeing your chocolate cream land nah, you know it giveths me life eternal Bae.

NESSA:sorry but I won't accede to your sweet talking. I fear it being exposed like one Asian whose broke ass bf exposed hers. This so guy is rumored to be abiding under one bridge in porthacourt and has none existing 18 mill.

XSEM : You don't mean it Nessa! (now skeptical)

NESSA:Hmmm,the worst is that some dudes still self serviced with that scrawny engorged repugnant eyesore of a urinal orifice. She fall below standard to the extent that she was unfit for proudtobemumu and retiredmumu.

XSEM:gooey!!!(nauseated and vomited a little)

NESSA:sorry I shouldn't have said that, and my fears is that one retrogressing artist might use my nude to shine and brighten his already flawed music career. He has been looking for my attention but none was given to him my love.

XSEM: I trust you. People can be jobless oo. Thanks to N power shaa. OK, let's go to my guy's shop, he is a professional popcorn seller.

NESSA:No! that woman wrapper (Casanova).I get uncomfortable with the way he looks at girls and ukwu. He also can stalk for Aflika.

XSEM:Must be why he's still a popcorn seller at his age. Fear women and lubricious lifestyle. They dried him to the core like Lagos crayfish.

NESSA: please another thing I hate is asslicking. Please don't do it unless you end up a deadrat in my life

XSEM: Yes Bae, so are you done?
NESSA:For now, maybe in due time things will unfold by themselves.

XSEM:Finally my dreams have been fulfilled like one guy told me.
NESSA: Reminds me of billyonaire
XSEM:wow,so you also know him?
NESS: yah, he is superb but weird.

XSEM:forget that, can I have just a kiss?

NESSA:No!!!first time ?Anty queenlovely and Benita27 will call me cheap. Let's go grab some snake meat at Lalasticala 's restaurant.

XSEM:hope you ain't a financial woman shaa, but we will follow short cut.

NESSA:No,i don't want NwaAmaikpe to see me, his bad mouth is out of this world,obontami hmmm, he will say lewd things that I don't know anything about and chiefpiiko, he won't allow me to rest,pursues everything on skirt.

XSEM:He should be wary of transgenders shaa."Okay darling, anything for your love, we can even go through the religious, education, politics and romance thread just to meet Lalasticala, all because of you.
Curtain drawns!!!!

miisy:
How were u to make payment?

I am not sure whether I got your question right, do you mind rephrasing your reply?

Mechanics96:
He must have started with 52 cards;

Let the no of cards he started with be x
x- 1/4x +6 = x-7
4x-x+24= 4x-28
x=24+28
x=52

thanks so much

For me I think the lady Benita is trying, so my Nigga wants to cash in on that and maybe something propitious might result from it. I hope my Amebo niggas are going to give them a breathing space

Nickizoe:
Mugabe didn't even write or say a quarter of that.... You copied all from Twitter ... ..

So you have read and enjoyed this piece on twitter... OK why not let others enjoy too

majour:
You know your shít but for ur information, a part.of the brain controls the heart beat and in return the heart

My fortitude is waning as regards this argument oo. I don't think the antilogy is ending anytime soon. For me, I go with the heart, albeit my submissions might not be that strong, likewise that of others this is because all these parts are very much important just like c, Ronaldo and Messi, I will go with heart until...

MUGABE LAUGHS AT LUKAKU AS HE TALKS ABOUT CHELSEA'S WIN AGAINST. MANCHESTER UNITED
. I told my wife that David Luiz who didn't play the game appeared more on the TV screen than Lukaku who played. My wife responded that David Luiz who didn't play probably had a better game than Lukaku who did.
The difference between me and Lukaku yesterday night is, I watched the Chelsea vs Manchester United game in front of my TV, at home in Zimbabwe, while Lukaku watched his own, playing in Stamford Bridge.
Mourinho knows the difference between where he got Drogba and where he got Lukaku from! Lets face it, Lukaku is the iPhone you get from Ali Baba. It can only work for one month.
Lukaku had zero touches in Chelsea’s penalty area. My wife told me he is waiting to increase his stats against the likes of Brighton and Westham.
Lukaku shaved his beard thinking he wouldn't be recognized by Christensen. At the end, he was recognized by Christensen. But the ball didn't recognize him.
Man Utd fans insulted Morata's head all season but are now wishing Lukaku has a head to finish the over 123578524 crosses they made today.
Mourinho loves Chelsea. He hijacked Lukaku, saved Chelsea from Matic and gave them 3 points. He's truly the special one. Once a blue... ALWAYS A BLUE!
. I have always questioned the wisdom behind Jose Mourinho as United manager. If a coach can't fix a Yokohama tyre, how can he fix a Chevrolet car?
Now I know why Chelsea lost in Rome. They were baptized in Rome to come and kill the Devils of Manchester!

royallord1:

See them.... Love done make una think say heart is most important forgetting say na brain they do the thinking... Think people.... think

Ever wondered why we do not have brain transplant... But as for heart transplant its very possible... Even in dogs..

The brain coordinates the function of all other organ including the heart... Ever wonder what tells the heart to beat faster wen u run... No its not the intelligence of the heart but rather that of the brain... Which sees the need of oxygen and other nutrients carried by the blood for the use of the muscles....
The brain cells are the only cells in the body that do not get renewed... They remain the same.. To show their importance
Its actually the brain that dies last when you die.... It ensure everything shuts down before it shutdown..

How many times have the brain spoiled? Heart transplanting, kidney and liver transplanting is possible because overtime these body organs develop fault which can be fatal. A set of medical doctors are set to carry out a head transplanting operation very soon. So no part is infallible. Why do this parts spoil or get damaged? This is because they overwork and sometimes encounter big issues.
Need I remind you that we are yet to conduct any eye transplanting operation .And before you could say Jack Robinson, cut off the heart and you meet your maker with the speed of tachyon.

A boy lost 1/4 of his cards in a game of cards then won 6 more cards.if he had 7 cards less when he finished playing than when he started, how many did he start with.

Please help with this

Babatunde360:
Even in coma your brain still works it's the only organ that can't be transplanted

The first head transplant will be done this December I guess . Do you know that the fucking brain doesn't produce its own glucose but the damn Nigga uses a glut of glucose. Now what produces this glucose (by virtue of digestion and its processes, it's the heart which also takes it through the carotid artries to the brain(madam gimme gimme)(nija politicians) and mind you, the heart is an involuntary muscle. All parts of the body needs blood at all times, iit's the work of the heart.

Brain fails : comatose
Eye fails : blindness
Nose fails(rarely) : just catarrh (mouth can work) (Michael Jackson with broken nose was able to breathe)
Heart fails : Your burial.
Now choose wisely

Pearl343:
Please can you screenshot and upload it?

I have done that twice before nah

ENDTIMEgist:
haha, That's what I used to think before I saw oa thread here on NL

Please where is the link to the thread?

They requested 1000 from me, and by the way be careful and I would advise you not to input your pin ,Security and card number on any site especially this one that's outlandish.But try your luck if you feel like, just got to be careful because this Nigeria, anything can happen
Be careful!!!!!!!!!

You're simply a thief,
If you carry gun and threaten violence as you steal we call you armed robber

If you steal from from people's purse or pocket stealthily maybe at onitsha market you are a pickpocket (cut purse)

If you steal pencils,goats and other petty things, you are a pilferer

If you steal others art work, innovation, write ups you are a plagiarist

If you steal in the night, House to house you are a robertsman

If you steal in the sea, you are a pirate(water rat)

If you steal from shop to shop maybe in the night, you are a shoplifter

If you steal cattle or cow,you are a cattle rustler

If you grab and run, you are a snatcher

If you steal from people on the internet, you are fraudster and that's what you lot call yahoo, yahoo plus or whatever you wish.

So at the very end of all this, you are a low life thief, a purloiner. Better mend your ways and stop swindling people off their hard earned wealth. There is dignity in diligent labour. Use your brain and intelligence for something worthy of public accolade.Stop the larceny. So you are sinning Nigga.

How genuine is this please?
Richiez
Lalasticala helpoo

teewhizzy4real:
clap for your self

You wicket

[quote author=teewhizzy4real post=62307463]u are kworect[o/quote]
My price or reward?

Acidosis:
Oga these verses you're quoting are out of context. They are not exclusive to some popes

Your mind has been made up and therefore I can't redeem you from your ignorance. Look, the CATHOLIC church has traditions and fundamentals, all our doctrines have biblical foundation.So I don't see how I quoted out of context. Now you may go on your way to another thread, this thread is solely meant for Catholics. Shalom.

Non Catholics stop dropping your frustrations and bollocks on my thread. If you don't believe, just simply move to another thread without dropping useless comments. This thread or post is for Catholics. Atheists,pagans, protestants and all non Catholics should stay off, stay away and don't comment on this post. Haha!!!

onlyTheTruth:
confessing ya sin to another sinner is the highest fuckery anybody can engage in.... that person behind the counter cant forgive himself
. talk less of forgiving sm1.. nonsense thinking..

That's our method OK and I am very comfortable with that .The person in the counter is a priest of God and he by the power vested on him by Christ can unbound and bound,this power of forgiveness was given to the first pope(saint Peter) who conferred and disseminated the power on the priests too. I have no time for arguments for this thread is solely for Catholics and I don't want any non Catholics venting and getting het up over anothers belief.
Matthew 16:19
I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven. Whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven."

John 20:23
If you forgive anyone his sins, they are forgiven; if you withhold forgiveness from anyone, it is withheld."

As a Catholic is it allowed for one to write out his sins on a paper and use it during confession or must everything be said offhand. Someone told me you are allowed to do so but I need more clarification.Thanks as you devote your time to clear the air.