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Dont just sit down and expect them to call u. I have process mine and my name is out but not pasted yet. I did mine through d H.O.D of dat dept. Dont seek my help cos am just a student like u. Before d end of dis month it will be late. Hurry go to d sch and start doing what can do. Thanks

@trae-z. Thanks pal that was exactly what I was trying to explain. Both gals wit rashes and stretch marks on their butt also wear the so call low waist. Na wa o

@agathamari. Eh Lady Aristotle did I ask u to highlight the history of sagging for me? I dont know much about the history. The question why do Nigerian gals sag in the name of fashion.

Sagging or sag down started from the western world, but Nigerian are fond of it. But why must the girls sag too. Now they even sag skirt and even pant. A girl sagging a trouser without wearin a pant. I was walkin with a friend of mine who is in this sagging buz and some little children were laughing at us. They said referin to her ''Aunty see ya gnash'' I was ashamed of myself for walking wit her. Pls sagger girls asso can u tell me why u must sag?

@wilson007, I once had such experience in my first year in scool. She was 18 and a virgin and we dated for just one year. I promise not to deflower her cos I love her so much and I will never hurt her. But after a vacation for 4 months due to strike, she came back wit big stomach. I just cant believe it. The guy she told me is her uncle on her phone was really her husband. But he is old enough to be her father. Take heart, u are a guy u will surely see a nice girl just like d one I am chasin in my church.

@IFELEKE. Cmon bro, does this look fiction to u? I hv made it clear not to post my hilarious, unnecessary but fact stories again. Dude am serious about dis. In one's life there must be a part of joke crackin and serious buz. @ Izeek, we all know who u are, u only criticise, u dont have a life experience to share. U are a 'thing'.

@ thonia slim. Shhh(with a whispering voice) it is birds of a feather flock together not birds of the same feather. Well maybe it is a typographical error:-)

Just call it stupid cos I want to satisfy u. Since that is what u call it. So thon how u dey jare.

We just met each other, I cant just rush into telling her my mind. I just need the step to take before letting the cat out of the bag. I cant let another guy take this one from me. @ thonislim am through with sending stupid threads so if u dont have solution just go play 4 shit

Yeye girl, is like u have been practicing bestiality. If all the quality a dog has will make u happy why not date even marry ur dog. Or u are tellin us so we can act like dogs. We u allow ur bf to Bleep in public? Nonsense, abeg go play 4 shit.

We are both in the same society in church. We sit together, go home together and do some arrangement in church together. We both have feeling for each other but who will express his/hers first. Last night I called her and ask how she is faring but I cant tell her my mind. I dont know if she will say no to me. Pls can anyone tell me d procedures to use to make her know how much I love her.

@ tpia. Indicate if u are gal or guy so I will know wat to say to u. Girls that cant stop starin at a guys bulge have reveal themselves in NL. That explain d kind of girls am talking about.

This my friend has been datin tis gal for 8 yrs, for weeks she had been avoidin this guy until one day she sent him a text that she is getting married. One month to her wedding she called him and told him she cant stop thinkin about him and everything they have shared together, he was d person dat deflowered her. She invited him to see her at one guest house. Now my friend is confuse. NL PLS WHAT DO I ADVISE HIM.

He might be a musician or an actor as even ur collegue or a mad man. When u see him on T.V or anytime he passes u, u are like '' oh my God, if only I can kiss his tender lips or '' How I wish he is holding me and kissing me gently''. Some girls just cant stop staring at a guy's bulge. And one day he approach u and started woeing u. What will be ur response?

This is no story or tabloid, this happened in my present. I went to ''MAKE ME BEAUTY SALON'' in surulere to see a friend who is working there and this actress entered. she wanted to do her hair. After everything, she brought out 2500 as bill but the 500 is a counterfeit, instead of her to change it she was arguing with the hairdresser that the money is ok, she should take it that she has no other but that. It was when other workers came out to know what was happening dat she brought another N500 to give her. Pele mercy.

Thats it izeek. U think u can yab baa. Pls Seun create a board for yabis so Izeek will know the degree of stupidity he can be. Idiot

Duty! If she insist that it is my duty then one day I will stare at her and tell her '' u know baby, u will look more beautiful if u have a low cut.''

She is onitsha,I am in lagos for 8mths we have not seen each other.last week I received a call from my her. She said' am sorry jeff but there is nothing I could do about it. i told u about suitors dat have been coming, Since I am d first daughter and my mum is dead, am sorry I had to, ''. Was is because I was there to care for her? Well wit d help of nairaland forum I think I am thinkin less about it. She was d one I mistakenly put pep in her vag.