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Walahi Talahi, this Feter Ovi will soon defect to Bucaneers cult. Mark my word.

This is not surprising. The top three highest revenue generating industries in Nigeria are as follows:

1. Ashawo (this industry unarguably generates over N10 trillion yearly if Nigeria only decides to jettison its hypocrisy and embrace an unassailable fact that it is thriving successfully. I can state without contradiction that we currently have over 20 million oloshos across Nigeria when you consider a total female population of 110 million- majority of our female are youth. Olosho work is legal in most of Western Europe and they have less than one million registered ashawos generating billions of Pounds and Euros every year. Juxtapose this figure against Lagos State which currently has about 5 million ashawos. This is about 6 times more the number of ashawos in Western Europe. Lagos State even eclipses China which has 2 million registered ashawos in a female population of about 500 million females. What Nigeria needs to do is regulate ashawo business and open us up for sex tourism. With the current exchange rate, a randy European punter will get a good bang for his buck I.e. bundle tour package for 7 night covering hotel, feeding, drinks and one dozen ashawo of assorted sizes for less that $3,000.

2. Sports betting.

3. Entertainment (music, drinking, nightclubbing etc).

These three industries generate a higher Return on Investment than the Dangotes, Elumelus, Otedolas, Okoya etc as these billionaires invest billions before they make profit. In comparison, the highest investment an ashawo might undertake is BBL (N5m) which she can make back in four good nack dates without all the sweat and grey hair we saw Dangote experience.

On top of every advice you are being given, I will advise you to urgently take a HIV test. These rashes appear to show on your Lymph nodes. The appearance of the rashes is symptomatic of Kaposi’s Sarcoma which results from a compromised immune system caused by HIV. Best of luck though.

My first advice to you is this; do not listen to an obvious enemy who is masking as a friend. What you intend to do falls under the term “economic migration”. This is practiced by millions of people who are even citizens of the world’s richest countries. For instance, you currently have over 3 million British citizens living/working in E.U. and they mostly migrated for economic purposes. This is a country where you will earn a minimum wage of at least £10.90 per hour (average 8 hour work shift per day) even cleaning gutters. In effect, an unskilled U.K. citizen earns at least £80 per day. Anybody discouraging you is lying from the pit of hell. For instance, you have over 800,000 Nigerians living in U.K. and I have not been able to count up to 0.00001% (8 people) who have said they are going back to Nigeria. Only children of top politicians do that here because their parents have stashed stolen wealth in Nigeria. Despite this, they still obtain their dual citizenship so don’t be fooled. There is so much abundance in developed countries and their leaders toil endlessly to provide this abundance.

Personally, I migrated to the United Kingdom with my family at the age of 50 and my life has never been the same. I upskilled and was able to get a corporate job where hourly rates start from an average of £17 per hour. Please note that you may need to upskill if you require a corporate job except your background is in hard sciences like Information Technology, medical sciences etc. However, you can also earn as high as skilled workers if you learn a hand skill before migrating such as plumbing, carpentry, auto mechanic etc.

The only major challenge I faced was coming into U.K. with a toddler. Unlike Nigeria where you can easily employ a nanny or bring family members to assist with child care, it is too expensive to employ a nanny here. As such, I and my wife had to work different work shift patterns (I did night work-shifts while she did day-shifts) so someone was always available for my toddler. However, some people may not find the night-shift work uncomfortable as I love to sleep.

On the overall, life is absolutely brilliant in any developed country - you will never lack work and the quality of life is marvellous. Simply share all your bills with your partner, as they do here, and each will have good savings in so far you are not an extravagant or hedonistic individual. There is even abundant work for teenagers if your kids are at this age. My friend’s 15 year old son earns £800 every month and they only migrated to U.K. last year. Your wife can even pick up some hair dressing skills before you come. Over here, Nigerian women feel lucky to pay £120 for a two hour session of fixing braides.

Don’t fall for that Nigerian nonsense of “you can make it big in Nigeria”. Most of the people making these statements are even struggling and have been in this state for so many years of their lives. Also, this optimism is motivated by an infantile belief in some unscriptural faith or hope fuelled by greedy pastors and so called “Men of God”. I am not saying that one cannot make it in Nigeria but the environment is not supportive and encouraging. Most of our successful businessmen in Nigeria, top bankers included, engage in back door dealings with government officials, CBN, Presidency, governors etc. This is not a template that can be modelled like Amazon, Google etc because they are carried out in a clandestine manner. So why use individuals running these companies as a model you wish to replicate? Some talk about farming but who saves you from kidnappers and bandits who invade these remote locations? You have not even mentioned Electricity, access to cheap capital etc to run your business which is unavailable. Please take your ideas and burning desire to a developed economy and you will be shocked at how far you can go. You have to understand that Naira has been on a free-fall since our independence in 1960 while developed countries have been getting richer. You don’t have to be a Dangote to live a very comfortable quality of life in developed countries. You can easily drive Range Rovers, travel all over the world and live an exquisite life just from normal corporate work. People here don’t even hero worship Senators, billionaires, rich run-girls, governors etc as they are too busy and comfortable for that.

My final advice is that you should get cracking with your aspirations. Look for someone else to assist with your migration and leave that enemy you have been talking to.

I am so glad that you have made this choice. Please be assured that you will have no regrets if you choose to be disciplined and focus when you get to U. K.

I will give you some valid options as follows:

1. If you are hands-on for culinary skills, learn how to make finger bites such as Suya, puff-puff, grilled chicken etc. You can handle Nigerian parties/social gatherings in U.K. and I can assure you will not meet up with demand. I presently even queue for a little item like meat pie and puff-puff at a Nigerian restaurant called Tastee. Interestingly, they always sell out.

2. If you can learn hair styling (braids etc), you will make unimaginable cash. It is mostly done in your house for cash and the waiting list for most of the stylists I know. Nigerian women over here celebrate paying £80 for a one hour process.

3. Learn Project Management or Cybersecurity. You can commence by getting the requisite skills at Training institutes in Nigeria. When you get to the U. K., embark on the training in places like Tritech, stl-training etc. They will train you with live projects and provide U.K. work experience and work references for your C.V. Through this approach, you can possibly attract salaries in the range of £200 to £250 per day

I will strongly advise you to embark on this noble adventure if you have the opportunity. Please do not listen to anyone advising you to stay back. For instance, we have up to one million Nigerians that are resident in the United Kingdom. Despite all the shout about how tough it is to settle abroad, I cannot count up to 0.1% of these residents who have gone back to Nigeria. Be mindful that 0.1% of 1million is 1,000. I am waiting for anyone to provide contrary figures.

What you are contemplating is called Economic migration which is even practiced by citizens in developed countries. For instance, there are 1.3million Britons currently residing in E.U. countries. So many went for better economic opportunities despite being citizens of the 5th largest economy in the world.

I relocated with my family at the age of 45 and my life has been reinvented beyond my expectations. This is within three years!

What you require is discipline, persistence and focus. There are abundant opportunities in the developed countries. The economy of these developed countries is primarily driven by the Private sector. The economic value chain is unbelievable which gives room for novel job roles.

When you relocate, simply upskill/reskill etc. if you require a corporate job. However, you can still earn a decent living with blue collar jobs as a warehouse operative, care worker etc. These roles are in abundance and you can never be out of work. With your wife, the monthly bills can be shared. Honestly, you both can get by except you wish to live an extravagant life of alcohol and clubbing.

If you are coming to the U.K, please explore organisations like Tritech, itonlinelearning, stl-training etc. They train you in Project Management and prepare you for job interviews. They also provide work references as you will execute live projects with them. With this skill, you can easily attract jobs paying £250 per day.

V.

I will rather take my chances there with those animals. Much much better than living with APC and PDP monsters in Nigeria.

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On 3 April 2018, a Myanmar Air Force F-7 went down in the town of Taungoo during a training exercise. The pilot, Maj. Arkar Win, ejected, but he succumbed to injuries received on landing.[41]

Last month, The Concord Newspaper uncovered through its investigations diversion of funds by the center coordinator Amber Collins. The 21 centers operate independent of its Parent Agency, National Biotechnology Development Agency (NABDA) and the coordinators of these governmental agency slash staff salary, divert and withhold salaries with impunity. We call upon anti-corruption agencies to look into these matters as it has been happening since inception of the Biodec Centers.



http://www.nigerianconcord.com.ng/?p=12247




Nigerian Concord Newspaper

Nigerian Concord Newspaper can authoritatively report how the head of the Bioresources Development Centre in Makurdi, Benue state, Mr. Collins Amber, diverted a whooping N16.920 million which was meant for a federal government building contract in the state into his brother-in-law company’s (SEDA Nigeria LTD) account.

According to investigation by this newspaper, the money was meant to erect some buildings inside the agency’s office which is close the the Nigerian Airforce Base in Makurdi, Benue state.

But findings show that Mr. Amber personally decided to pay the N16.920 million cheque into the FCMB account of SEDA Nigeria LTD on the 19th December, 2016. The SEDA Nigeria LTD FCMB account number is 1948219016.

SEDA Nigeria LTD which has its operational address at 15 Uyo Crescent Garki Area 11, Abuja belongs to one Mr. M. Osunkwo, a brother-in-law to Collins Amber.

SEDA Nigeria LTD which didn’t bid for the said contract had on the 31st October, 2013 faced a case of tax forgery instituted against its Director, Mr. Osunkwo, by the Federal Inland Revenue Services.

It was gathered that Mr.. Amber secretly lodged the N16.920million cheque into SEDA Nigeria LTD FCMB account for several months in order to get a huge turnover before transferring it into Waterfall Nigeria LTD account.

While speaking with our reporter on the allegation of funds diversion, Collins Amber agreed that he truly diverted the cheque into another company’s account but claimed that he was misled.

He however agreed that it was after the funds were illegally diverted into SEDA Nigeria LTD account by him that he later withdrew the cash and paid to another company, Waterfall Nigeria LTD, which is presently handling the project.

Findings showed that only N4m was paid to Waterfall Nigeria LTD since the time that the contract had been awarded but Mr. Amber is claiming to have paid over 95 percent of the total N16.920 million to the company.

Asked why there has been no development on the site despite that he claimed he had paid about 95 percent of the total N16.920 million to Waterfall Nigeria LTD, Amber who couldn’t explained this only promised to get back to our investigators.

However, the bank statement of how the funds were illegally paid into SEDA Nigeria Ltd and photo of the site which Amber claimed to have fully paid for are included in this report.

Also, the Benue Action Against has threatened to petition the EFCC and ICPC if the Federal government fails to sanction Collins Amber who has been bragging that he would be protected with the influence of his godmother, Mrs Comfort Achiata, who is a top official of the Federal Ministry of Science and Technology Abuja. A copy of the petition is being awaited as at the time of filing this report.

sarrki:
They should treat us with respect

We are the one building their economy

From the junks they export here

Also most of our construction sites are handled by Chinese

My brother

Your statistics are wrong

China's export to USA is the highest in the world in excess of USD800 Billion

Nigeria pales in comparison. Therefore, we are just a microcosm in the mix regarding China's global trade.

I rest my case.

B

See their heads like cockroach. Pathetic waste of sperm

eeewwww. Use sandpaper.

Yes. By MMM through my super guider Comfort Esezoma

As a snake myself, I couldn't have made a better plea. Many thanks for your concern about us.

The entire structure is tacky and dull. Poor engineering work. What a colossal waste!

You are a despicable human being who was vomited into this earth by mistake. You probably have jerked off over these unfortunate dead people. Imagine hiding under the umbrella of a concerned citizen to satisfy your morbid taste for death.

NwamaziNwaAro:
So this brēast don waste

Your daddy wasted his energy and sperm in conceiving you.

chinybelle:
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You are so dumb!

For goodness sake! Our boredom in Nigeria is becoming unbelievable.

For goodness sake! Must we consume all the pythons allocated to Nigeria.

Let the Chameleon keep you as a pet.

For Christ sake! enough of this BBN

Nigeria is now a horror story

This is mediocrity on steroids

Brainless numbskulls

Brainless numbskulls

LesbianBoy:
Meanwhile....


So amaechi dey OFF mo abudu's payint and fvck her pvssy! Enjoyment ni e o!

Waste of a human being

drake2000x:
APC deceiving Nigerians with very low IQ. Look at the mint money, all wrapped and newly printed. CBN gave the money to Magu to plant in the so-called location, and then make it seem like a huge money was discovered. A day after money was recovered, the so-called was sent back to CBN...JUST LIKE THAT WITHOUT INVESTIGATION? Ask yourself...DOES THIS SOUND RIGHT TO YOU? Has Magu ever ever remitted the funds recovered to CBN, even one kobo...NO he hasn't! All these false flag is been orchestrated to distract the general public from Buhari health; critically ill right now as I type this, he is undergoing chemotherapy! Watch out for more money discovered tomorrow to continue to distract zombie Nigerians who cannot reason. All of a sudden within a week, monies are being discovered everywhere in Lagos, BDC to individuals

EFCC IS THE ONLY GOVERNMENT INSTITUTION IN NIGERIA THAT HAS NEVER REMITTED ONE KOBO TO THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT/CBN COFFERS SINCE CREATION!

drake2000x:
APC deceiving Nigerians with very low IQ. Look at the mint money, all wrapped and newly printed. CBN gave the money to Magu to plant in the so-called location, and then make it seem like a huge money was discovered. A day after money was recovered, the so-called was sent back to CBN...JUST LIKE THAT WITHOUT INVESTIGATION? Ask yourself...DOES THIS SOUND RIGHT TO YOU? Has Magu ever ever remitted the funds recovered to CBN, even one kobo...NO he hasn't! All these false flag is been orchestrated to distract the general public from Buhari health; critically ill right now as I type this, he is undergoing chemotherapy! Watch out for more money discovered tomorrow to continue to distract zombie Nigerians who cannot reason. All of a sudden within a week, monies are being discovered everywhere in Lagos, BDC to individuals

EFCC IS THE ONLY GOVERNMENT INSTITUTION IN NIGERIA THAT HAS NEVER REMITTED ONE KOBO TO THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT/CBN COFFERS SINCE CREATION!

drake2000x:
APC deceiving Nigerians with very low IQ. Look at the mint money, all wrapped and newly printed. CBN gave the money to Magu to plant in the so-called location, and then make it seem like a huge money was discovered. A day after money was recovered, the so-called was sent back to CBN...JUST LIKE THAT WITHOUT INVESTIGATION? Ask yourself...DOES THIS SOUND RIGHT TO YOU? Has Magu ever ever remitted the funds recovered to CBN, even one kobo...NO he hasn't! All these false flag is been orchestrated to distract the general public from Buhari health; critically ill right now as I type this, he is undergoing chemotherapy! Watch out for more money discovered tomorrow to continue to distract zombie Nigerians who cannot reason. All of a sudden within a week, monies are being discovered everywhere in Lagos, BDC to individuals

EFCC IS THE ONLY GOVERNMENT INSTITUTION IN NIGERIA THAT HAS NEVER REMITTED ONE KOBO TO THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT/CBN COFFERS SINCE CREATION!

Yet again, a very brainless reasoning.

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GenBuhari:
Because we must show white devils in good light, we have to single out the white woman and give her all the credit?

She happens to be only a member of a team of AID workers whose job it is to rescue such children.

Is she not getting well paid for coming to work and doing her job?

Perhaps it is part of an evil agenda to show the best of whites and the worst of ourselves.

Perhaps there is an imminent genocide to be perpetrated against us by whites, hence they can use all the graphic pics of murders, dumped new borns and accident victims, to desensitize us against their wickedness.

Fellow citizens keep you wits about, look after yourselves and each other.

Instead of just rescuing under fanfare, publicity and news cameras, why not also expose the pastor that labeled them witches?

sniperr007:
Publicity is to attract funds & donations.

GenBuhari:
Because we must show white devils in good light, we have to single out the white woman and give her all the credit?

She happens to be only a member of a team of AID workers whose job it is to rescue such children.

Is she not getting well paid for coming to work and doing her job?

Perhaps it is part of an evil agenda to show the best of whites and the worst of ourselves.

Perhaps there is an imminent genocide to be perpetrated against us by whites, hence they can use all the graphic pics of murders, dumped new borns and accident victims, to desensitize us against their wickedness.

Fellow citizens keep you wits about, look after yourselves and each other.

Instead of just rescuing under fanfare, publicity and news cameras, why not also expose the pastor that labeled them witches?

You are a waste of good sperm