₦airaland Forum

saphiere:
WOMEN ARE HEROS.....

But I am sure you would be against her waking up by 4:30am to cook for her husband just like those miserable feminists

biaframaster200:
If you need those Jibo ladies wey dey N200...contact me...I will show you where to Knack till daybreak for N500. Jibo Olosho ladies are reason puna dey cheap for Lagos state...Olosho is not part our tribal culture but Olosho is part of the Jibo people culture...no part of this country wey Olosho joint dey wey you no go see the dominance of Jibo ladies...

But I just showed you pics of nyorubad girls begging for hookup on Facebook. You go explain tire.

Nyorubad ladies are here in their droves in Abuja carrying Agbo but giving punna by the side for free.

I dey lash them steady. You go explain tire.

Fuckingmallam45:
But it was reported that he died in Nigeria, how come his remains arrived at Nigeria again? Now they said he died in Germany, that means the first report was false. Okay, RIP sir. As an Ondo state guy, you know try at all. And for the fact that you were at the edge of dead while your so called wife was busy celebrating her 70th birthday in Nigeria says a lot about the woman you married. The footprints of Mimiko are what we are still enjoying till date. Your performances were abysmal to say the least.

You people peddled rumors that his wife refused him to be flown out of the country and now it has been debunked, you subtly shift to her celebrating her 70th birthday.

I hope my sisters from the East are learning their lessons not to marry from a place where the people are know for petty behavior!

accordadoga21:
Hehehe

The government should just do anything to revive the dead economy.




Meanwhile, new year celebration is over. Some shameless people on their way back to Lagos

And while they were sharing rice and other provisions in the south East amongst themselves and having a blast, some other people were busy crying that "They are hungry o" when their lord and savior was passing with his convoy.

biaframaster200:
Poverty-stricken people have arrived back in Lagos from Jibo land to look for greener pastures in Yoruba land...

Olosho joints are scanty because some people have gone back to the village...now that the refugee has come.back fully.....let the knacking continues.....with 200 naira...Amaka and Ada Puna is in trouble......

No na...Igbo ladies don't accept N200 but 200k...they are not like Bimbo and Eniola that will spread leg over N100 kpomo 😂😂

biaframaster200:
Peter Obi's father made his money through drug dealing...

That won't still stop you from crying "Ebi npa waa oo"

Rubbish

Anyone who eats this is capable of eating a human being and should be classified as a CANNIBAL!

delishpot:
Smiles. Well done bro. Just do your best to make her comfortable. A lot of women are very hyper sensitive to smells during this time. In my home that time even washing clothes with perfumed soaps were banned. Madam will be in the living room and tell you the ingredients in someone's food from 1000 miles away. Bathing was with plain water, no fish, no meat, no crayfish in foods either . Wasn't easy but I know if she can help it she will prefer to be her normal self.
By her 2 ND trimester things would calm down.

Dey whine yourself

FRANCISTOWN:
There is nothing to revisit. Every lady knows the kind of man they got married to.

You can only make a stupid person do stupid things, you can't make a wise man do stupid things. So, If you're stupid? They'll make you do stupid things.

Our mothers at ninth month still followed our fathers to the farm, though they wouldn't do nothing. But they would make our fathers meal and even head farm produce back to the house, yet the mortality rate at delivery was low, other than unknown sickle cell cases.

What of pregnant women whom husbands only come around twice every month due to work? What of pregnant women whom their partners disappeared on them? Who will they disturb with stupid cravings?
Their mother or father who is still probably angry at them?

I'll say it again. You can only make a stupid person do stupid things.

Pọnmọ at 12AM? It's like she wishes to be unfortunate.

The best comment so far. Especially that "You can only make a stupid person do stupid things"

Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

It's the women of this present generation that are doing this rubbish.

They have overated the phenomena of pregnancy and are using it to garner unnecessary empathy.

Any little thing, they blab about how pregnancy isn't easy and use the word cravings to masquerade longer throat.

Martinez39s:
Do young women who have unwanted pregnancies and have to endure angry parents disturb their parents with cravings? Cravings ko, crayons ni.

Exactly my point. They won't do that rubbish when they are with their parents but only behave like that and act all lazy when the man is around them just to blackmail him emotionally.

Ndi Ara!!

Dilijingsly:
Just two babies, the breast are now skiny, i don't want to cheat on my wife. What must i do to make it firm or even bigger.

File Photo used for illustration

Kids getting married these days. So it was breasts you married and not wife abi? Since you know you wanted her breasts to reman firm, why did you impregnate her?

Nansense

Typical "Raw-nu" behavior.

Jagabanitwits will come and claim Peter Obi sent them to go and kill.

XAUBulls:
The Autonov1, which was made in the 1970s by the famous and iconic UNILAG Engineer, Professor Ayodele Oluwatumininu Awojobi (12 March 1937 - 23 September 1984) is the FIRST Nigerian produced vehicle.

Those of us who are older can indeed confirm the historical FACT that the Autonov1 was produced many years before 1997. Please it's very important for historical facts to be checked before posting misleading info on NL and online and @AfricaFacts on X is becoming a non-credible site for getting accurate information.

=>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonov_1

And what is the essence of this rubbish you just posted? What has it got to do with the topic?

Albertone:
"H Factor" is related to speech and not text.

"Had" instead of "Add" is plain misspelling Mr. H Factor Detector!

With all the "ave" instead of "have", "epp" instead of "help" etc I see written online by them, you can't convince me.

Have a good day

FILEBE:
Bro. That's your own personal problem to deal with . E no concern anybody.


You will always find ways to put tribalism into every topic. @seun. Come take a look at this. You said needed to cleanse Nairaland . You could start from here

Where is the lie in what he said? Are they not the Nigerians with highest population in the UK? He even sugar-coated it...

The numerous crimes they commit there from Housing Insurance frauds, Health Insurance frauds, child molestation etc is the reason UK is beginning to shut their doors.

Truth is bitter.

ednut1:
Canada is also planning to reduce number of student visas to be granted, proof of funds required has increased from 10k Canadian Dollars to 20k . By 2027 UK will definitely open the door again 😆

UK is not opening any door at any time. They are tired of the vermins from Nigeria who flood their country.

bibianna:
As far as Nigerian youths are concerned, Canada is the new levels!

Canada have started tightening their restrictions on Nigerians too and it will be fully implemented this year. Dey play!!

Until i see proof that this woman pictured below who happens to be an aide of Sanwo Olu is in prison only then will I take NDLEA seriously.

They have resumed fully

Expensiveboo:
Tinubu turning out to become a catastrophic failure will be blamed on Peter Obi
Buhari spent 8 years blaming Goodluck, Tinubu will spend 4 years blaming Peter Obi.

Obi is the reason 1 dollar = 1260 Naira
Ndi eriri eri 🙄

Watch as the Jagabanitwits will come here to say it was Peter Obi that called the Boko Haram and told them to strike.

Albertone:
This is part of the tribalism we're talking about.
So it's only yoruba people that make errors ?

Google "H Factor" and see the people who are more attributed to it before you start claiming victim

Why her nose slant like Pontiac bonnet

MightySparrow:
These small boys are learning disrespect from the other tribe.





Omoluabi will postrate to greet elders.

And after prostrating to greet them, you butcher them! 😏😏

Solofresh2:
Valid points
Lastly, you forgot to had Naija broke hungry girls

Oga... it's "add" not "had".

Yoruba people sef

It is under this Bulaba regime that I got to realize that Hausa people are really a force in this country! You see Hausa people ba...if they mean you...they mean you!

Some touts from Lagos invaded Abuja just after Tinubu took over power abd tried to impose themselves on the administration of the NURTW in Abuja but it failed woefully.

All those codeine-drinking Hausa touts no gree o. It was a brief battle even with the involvement of law enforcement agents which took sides with the Yoruba faction but in the end, the arewas prevailed.

No play with Hausa people o

Story!

The FG knows what to do if they really want to end banditry in Nigeria. Build Army and Air force bases in these troubled states.

The Army base should be built in the entrances and exits of strategic places while the air force bases in the forested areas where the bandits are likely to be taking refuge with periodic drone searching of human movement in those bushes using heat signatures.

But NO! They would rather buy yatch of billions of naira while the so-called service chiefs will be servicing their pot-bellies and buying properties overseas.

And o...I just remembered...the people being killed in Plateau are Christians which is "acceptable" under a Muslim-Muslim mandate so who gives a flying f*ck?

Nigeria is cursed!!

Olarewaju89:


The headline alone will give some people headache

The last time I checked, hunger is worst than headache.

So Plateau is not part of Nigeria? Issorai

Thanks US for giving the fishes in the red sea some terrorists snacks.

Tinubu abeg o...epp your people in Lagos with part of the money who were crying on Friday like this 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

FeliciaOja:
I meet him July this year, everything about him is cool. My only worry is his fanatical support for arsenal which I consider the worst club on earth.

He keeps disturbing me of how his club will win the league, but whenever they lose he becomes super depressed and aggressive.

We have talked about this many times and he has sworn to change.
But this night he came back very late and was making so much noise, shouting and yelling
Then I googled scores and saw that his club lost today

I can't take it anymore
He is not the first guy I have dated that loved football. His own is that when his club loss it affects him very bad.

I have even suggested he should stop supporting arsenal but he won't listen.
After this night rubbish he just displayed I'm thinking of calling it quits.

Am I overreacting??

Op how far? This one Fulham dissected Arsenal yesterday...I hope you are in a safe distance from that guy?

Have you broken up with him? Chai...if yes...na double painment for am o