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Education / Re: Do You Regret Your 2:2 by Yakzo(m): 12:40pm On Sep 26, 2019
Since when has 2.2 become a bad result? Majority of succesful people you see around graduated with 2.2
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Wearing Bum Shorts, As Fans Call Her 'Mad Woman' by Yakzo(m): 3:08pm On Jul 08, 2019
Teebillz has got nothing to worry about....she is now stale and mentally deranged
Phones / Re: WhatsApp Temporarily Down by Yakzo(m): 5:33pm On Jul 03, 2019
On your phone, abi?
Family / Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by Yakzo(m): 6:20am On Jul 03, 2019
Karl Marx
[No. Jean Jack Rosseau]
Family / Re: My Wife Says No Sex Until Her Mother Leaves Our House. by Yakzo(m): 6:17am On Jul 03, 2019
Solution: Get the mattress on the floor, gag her mouth at thesame time ensuring her nostrils are free for ventilation; do your thing !!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Burundi: Who Is Your Man Of The Match? by Yakzo(m): 8:24pm On Jun 22, 2019
Ola Aina !!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Malawi’s Presidential Bodyguard Dubbed World’s Scariest [photo] by Yakzo(m): 10:07am On May 31, 2019
Sense doesn't always come from balance diet....
Family / Re: "Never Allow Your Wife To Be More Successful Than You" - Man "Nigerians React" by Yakzo(m): 1:26pm On Apr 21, 2019
[quote author=MajorJeffery post=77676514]Bush man's mentality but again, sad experience must have made him think the way he did.
Some ladies, as soon as they receive their first paychecks as Registered Nurses, they start to disrespect everyone including their husbands forgetting that their husbands have been receiving same paychecks for long time without causing drama at homes.

[They abound!! ]
Family / Re: Don't Become The Family ATM by Yakzo(m): 3:43pm On Apr 18, 2019
I used to be one not until one of my cousins who pesters me from time to time bought a plot of land while I did'nt have one!

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Education / Re: Which University In Nigeria Accepts 2.2 For A Direct Masters Programme? by Yakzo(m): 8:59am On Jan 10, 2019
Mendacious mind at work
Crime / Re: Man brutalizes his wife for slamming the door. by Yakzo(m): 2:51pm On Nov 18, 2018
If you don't know the full story don't judge the book....
Celebrities / Re: Actress Mary Njoku:"before Marriage Men Lie To Lay Down Their Life To Serve You" by Yakzo(m): 6:57am On Oct 21, 2018
When you say Nigerian men are rugged you don't realized what you have. Visit Kenya and see wonders

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Believes In Juju, We Believe In God’ – Libya Coach Speaks Ahead Of Clash by Yakzo(m): 6:48am On Sep 09, 2018
*Mind games* we are going to say our prayers in the same mosque with you before we proceed to Ahmadu Bello Stadium, Kaduna for the grand thrashing.
Education / Re: University Of Limpopo Students Walkout Of Exam Hall Over Difficult Questions by Yakzo(m): 9:02am On Aug 30, 2018
I once led a walk out in a biology class way back in sec. Sch. The teacher practically gave us chemistry test in the name of biology as arts students.

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Education / Re: My Kids Must Study Only These Courses In The University by Yakzo(m): 9:31am On Aug 22, 2018
May God forgive you for attemting to toy with peoples destiny
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky :If A Man Can Cheat On You With Me, Then You're A Disgrace To Womanhood by Yakzo(m): 4:38pm On Aug 14, 2018
"she"

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Business / Re: Why French President Honored Mike Adenuga With Highest Honor by Yakzo(m): 7:33am On Aug 11, 2018
Congratulations are in order for Adenuga!! Please, "muted" should read "mooted"

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Crime / Re: Boluwatife Alexine Olorunsola: Missing UNILAG 16-Year-Old Female Student by Yakzo(m): 5:19pm On Jul 21, 2018
I go holla una if i see her

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Education / Re: 10 Popular Courses You Can Study If You Want To Avoid Mathematics by Yakzo(m): 11:05am On Jun 07, 2018
Sometimes maths is overated; you need to study social science theories like marxism by Karl Max and "causation" by Mao Tsetung to understand the rigour in logical and cognitive exercise.
Politics / Re: 10 Steps To Recall A Senator In Nigeria: Senate President Performs Last Function by Yakzo(m): 9:01am On Apr 28, 2018
agabusta post=Don't forget, the people of Kogi state are not happy with Yahaya Bello; that might be a deciding in this imbroglio.:
cheesy





Once INEC withdraws his certificate of return, the police, DSS and other security agencies have the legal backing to declare him persona non grata in and around the National Assembly complex.

And with his recent altercation with the police, they'll gleefully carry out the action to the letter.

Don't forget that all the security forces manning the National Assembly report to the Executive.

INEC will also Elect a new senator to that position and issue a certificate of return to the newly elected senator. The new senator will equally present himself at the National Assembly to be sworn in as the senator for Kogi West brandishing his INEC issued certificate for all to see.

There is no where in the constitution that says the Senate has to ratify the recall process. As per the snippet posted above, the Senate President will show him the door. Either he is shown or not, does not invalidate the recall.

Either ways, it's a lose lose for Dino. What makes it more complicated for him is the fact that Saraki is reluctant to declare open war with Buhari. Saraki is being careful and it's his foot soldiers like Dino that will bite the dust.

As it is, Dino is on his own! Till all the legal battles that may arise from the recall, and the others he is presently facing are over, he'll be effectively kept away from the National Assembly. And in essence making whoever he has issues with to have achieved their objectives.

Education / Re: Kaduna State Sacks 4,562 Newly Recruited Teachers by Yakzo(m): 9:10am On Apr 19, 2018
This is a very misleading news. Most of the teachers employed were NCE holders
Romance / Re: 'My Future Husband Must Bath In The River For 3 Days'; Nigerian Lady Says.Photos by Yakzo(m): 11:35pm On Apr 18, 2018
She's got it....yes, sense of humour; just combine it with some other good qualities and she is good to go!!
Romance / Re: South African Lady Who Got Dumped By Her Boyfriend Of 6 Months Cries Out by Yakzo(m): 4:48pm On Apr 15, 2018
The quintisential guy must ladies like falling for ..... Deception thrills ladies the most!!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Most Important Lessons You Have Learnt In Life? by Yakzo(m): 12:38pm On Mar 17, 2018
I've learnt that life is a delicate balance between holding on and letting go; and above all don't depend on man becaus there is that almighty Allah whose grace is immeasurable

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Culture / Re: Real Hausa Native Names And Their Meanings by Yakzo(m): 7:10pm On Feb 24, 2018
Please, is 'Dangude a hausa name?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Successfully Write A Job Application Letter by Yakzo(m): 1:59pm On Feb 15, 2018
Please, how do I mention job listing from a website?
Culture / Re: Nigerian Lady With Tribal Marks Almost Committed Suicide (Photos) by Yakzo(m): 5:33pm On Feb 04, 2018
Not as bad as I thought. All the same, Dino Melaye has made a strong case against scarification on the floor of the senate; I hope it sees the light of the day
Health / Re: Any Diet Or Drug To Become Fat And Add Weight? by Yakzo(m): 7:01pm On Jan 31, 2018
pls don't buy those things....if u use them, u will hate urself at the end of hmthe day

Are multiviitamins not good for the body?
Romance / Re: The Kind Of Guys Women Find Irresistible ( List) by Yakzo(m): 2:33pm On Jan 31, 2018
Growin up back then, i remember, i was a recluse of a sort; only football and very close friends brought me out my cocoon but to my friends greatest surprise some of the well sought-after girls always coming to make advances at me. I wasn't that handsome, son of a teacher and gentle. Please explain
Family / Re: I'm About Losing The Man I Love And Being Pressured To Marry The One I Never Did by Yakzo(m): 6:28am On Jan 24, 2018
If he had rented that apartment, she'll have taken that as a sign of his seriousness even if he goes broke. Be patient with your first lover
Romance / Re: "Most Downfalls Of Men Are Caused By Multiple Girlfriends, Sex Is Spiritual" by Yakzo(m): 6:18pm On Jan 08, 2018
[Tread softly, mermaid no be joke if she exist reallyquote author=taylor88 post=63989051] at the rate at which konji grips man's waist on festive periods especially if u broke




I can sex a live mermaid




God brings and he takes



Toto i came from so if i go back from there i think nature and normality has taken its course
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Crime / Re: 10 People Killed By Suicide Bomber In Konduga, Borno State (Graphic Photos) by Yakzo(m): 5:27pm On Dec 31, 2017
stephenduru:
From the little I could understand from the story shared in Hausa by Rariya,at least 10 people were killed in clashes at the Konduga Local Government Area of ​​Borno State on Thursday night.However, Rariya did not state what caused the clashes.

You can be excused for your little grasp of hausa language. Check the hausa version of the story it was stated clearly that it was a suicide bomb explosion(kunan bakin wake)

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/12/at-least-10-killed-in-clashes-in.html?m=1

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