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Education / Re: See My Jamb Result (screenshot) by Yakzo(m): 6:35pm On May 17, 2017
holuwajobar:
Am really happy coz i scored 292 last year and i wasnt admitted....buh nw am more better dan last year....304 no be bean....
All Glory to God
The correct thing to say is 'better' not 'more better.'
Education / Re: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by Yakzo(m): 5:22pm On May 16, 2017
I know how it feels to fail a popular exam as JAMB. Never give up,never blame nobody and never pity yourself.
Politics / Re: Top 8 Popular National Lies That Won’t Die In Nigeria - By Farooq A. Kperogi by Yakzo(m): 5:12pm On May 16, 2017
How about the old popular myth involving Tafawa Balewa and Sardauna? It was told that Balewa had to whisper to Sardauna, "Sardauna kife kopin ka." This literally translate to "Sardauna, turn your cup upside down" in English. The puveyors of this seeming anecdote said Sardauna was ignorant of the European table etiquette of turning the tea cup upside down to signal satisfaction to a serve else the cup be refilled. Apparently, Sardauna's cup was refilled several times to the embarrasment of Balewa.

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Crime / Re: Security Man's Manhood Missing In Rivers After Assisting A Lady Lift Her Bag by Yakzo(m): 2:33pm On May 11, 2017
Larryfest:

This is a very salient question but then who shall we ask all this now except the viticm whom i doubt knows the answer to it sef..
The first thing a victim notice is an instant shrinking of the manhood followed by unexplaine numbness of same. It used to be the case in one of our local markets here in southern kaduna when there was an invasion, so to say, of ritualists.
Surprisingly, whenever a victim raises alarm against their suspect and upon pressure from concerned/ sympathizers, the manhood was usually restored. This gives credence to existence and diabolic African practice. It was not wonder during those red days for men to resort waving their hands instead of the traditional handshakes because the said black magic usually happens through this process.
Health / Re: Young Man Afraid Of Injection On His Buttocks Cries (Video) by Yakzo(m): 7:14pm On May 06, 2017
I'll continue to say this; injection is inhuman.

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Romance / Re: To Get Marriage Proposal, Women Should Date Multiple Men —experts by Yakzo(m): 5:26pm On Apr 22, 2017
Op, do you think men should do ditto? A lady wasted my seven months(Allah knows best) even though she told me ab initio she was dating another guy.
Sports / Re: Omoyemi Yekini, Rashidi Yekini’s Daughter: "Dad Wasn’t Mentally Challenged" by Yakzo(m): 10:58am On Mar 27, 2017
JustinSlayer69:
Best striker Nigeria has ever had.

Had strength, pace, power and a nasty shot. Remember when he hit the bar against Egypt in Tunisia '94.

A classmate infamous for his lies claimed the Egyptian Goalkeeper shouted " ALLAH AKBAR" when he missed grin grin grin

The G.O.A.T.
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I can vividly recall that screamer of a missile Yeking salvoed. The keeper was totally faked; as the ball hit the bar, the keeper dove to ground in what seemed to me as dodging the rocket!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 8 Things You Can Do To Get A Job Despite Graduating With A 2.2 by Yakzo(m): 7:48am On Mar 18, 2017
Most of the people getting jobs today are 2.2 graduates.

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Black Cobra Killed This Morning by Yakzo(m): 10:51am On Mar 07, 2017
Does a fowl shout? Pls, English tutors help us out.
Literature / Re: Nigerians Mourns As Buchi Emecheta Dies At 72 by Yakzo(m): 9:51am On Jan 26, 2017
Who wrote "Efuru"? Was it Flora Nwapa or Buchi Emecheta?
Education / Re: Provost Of Health Sciences Oau Gives Reasons Why Mrs Aror Wasnt Admitted by Yakzo(m): 6:15am On Dec 23, 2016
Great nigerians doing great service. Thanks for taking your time to do this clear explanation.
Romance / Re: SINGLE MEN: Don't Take Your Woman For Granted - Bamisepeters' Blog by Yakzo(m): 8:16am On Dec 18, 2016
Good write-up only that your spelling for 'rear' should read 'rare'.
Politics / Re: I Have Not Received Any Salary In 6 Years- Rauf Aregbesola by Yakzo(m): 2:34pm On Dec 13, 2016
Nigeria's democracy is a scam!!! Governors don't rely on salaries, they have at their disposal huge security votes ( constitutionally unaccountable) to help themselves. This vestiges of military era must give way; national assemly remember this in your constitution amendment.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Marrying Someone Else by Yakzo(m): 8:18am On Dec 03, 2016
Bro, it's unfortunate to lose the one you love to another man. All sorts of imaginations would cross your mind but what is not meant to be, would surely not happen. Here are some tips:

1. Turn to your creator. Your creator tries you with affliction to give something better ie what you need and not what you want.

2. Forgive. This is hard to do.

3. Engage in exercise.

4. Remember many pass through this path but came out strong.

Finally, from personal experience, unwavering believe in the grand design of our Creator and the passage of time will heal you. You will find me one day to thank me!
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Most Guys Act The Way They Do by Yakzo(m): 8:51am On Nov 30, 2016
Like say you dey my mind!
Family / Re: Ngu Nebuchadnezzar Returns From Russia After 36 Years (pic) by Yakzo(m): 5:35pm On Jul 26, 2016
The name 'Ngu' sounds like someone from southern part of kaduna state. Plz, all the kagoma guys on Nairaland should confirm this.
Family / Re: Ngu Nebuchadnezzar Returns From Russia After 36 Years (pic) by Yakzo(m): 5:31pm On Jul 26, 2016
Lol.... No regret living in babylon for 36 years! Uncle Nebu has lost touch with the tropics; he is now representing the polar region.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The N-power Teacher Corps Programme: Must Know Fact by Yakzo(m): 2:04pm On Jun 09, 2016
What is the meaning of "N" in N-power?
Politics / Re: Why Was Major-gen. Mamman Vatsa Killed? by Yakzo(m): 1:40pm On May 12, 2016
Nigerias history is for all its citizens. If really we want to produce good leaders, each and every citizen must have an appreciable level of history of this country.history is the product of rigorous interpretation of events based on evidences. Therefore, it a disservice for someone to begin to make statement such as "over to you historians"
Romance / Re: Any Guy Who Doesn't Have A House And A Car Should Not Get Married Or Even Date! by Yakzo(m): 4:48pm On Mar 20, 2016
The role models you are setting standard with were once children of poor people. A man must not have a car or house before he gets married. A lot of women have gone for the so-called well -to-do only for the rejected once to become richer and famous

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Politics / Re: Osun State Allocation For February Is N6M by Yakzo(m): 6:46pm On Mar 18, 2016
bettercreature:
Why osun is getting just 600million is beyond my understanding
. It's because of huge debt incurred by the state. Because of fear of default in repayment, the creditor organisation sign agreements with states to be paid directly from source which explains the deductions you see by the original poster.

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Science/Technology / Re: SA Man Scares Crocodiles Away By Flashing His Unclad Butts At Them (photos) by Yakzo(m): 3:33pm On Feb 06, 2016
Yes! Deploying black magic to a more useful venture in Africa is better than just harming and killing of brothers and sisters.
Food / Re: How To Safely Drink Garri Despite Lassa Fever by Yakzo(m): 12:05pm On Feb 02, 2016
Lol...
Family / Re: Is There Any Risk Sponsoring The Education Of A Girl You Want To Marry? by Yakzo(m): 11:47am On Feb 02, 2016
The best place to seek for advice on this matter is from one of your sisters. Only a tortoise knows where to bite another tortoise,

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Education / Re: Top 5 Nigerian Universities For Postgraduate Studies by Yakzo(m): 11:40am On Jan 27, 2016
As your moniker implies, you are truly a lazy researcher.
Celebrities / Re: This Photo Of Dija At The #headies Has Got Everyone Talking by Yakzo(m): 12:03pm On Jan 02, 2016
She reminds me of queen Nefertiti of Egypt.
Culture / Re: The Wife & Daughter Of Ooni Adeyeye Enitan-Ogunwusi by Yakzo(m): 8:56am On Dec 09, 2015
The Oni, from d little i know, married at d age of 19. So, we should expect he has a grown up daughter as this.
Politics / Re: Aftermath Of Elections!!! Two Men Divorce Wives For Voting For Apc by Yakzo(m): 8:47pm On Apr 16, 2015
A point of clarification here; these 2 men that divorced their wives are all xtians. Kaninkon is an ethnic group in southern kaduna and are predominantly xtians.
Romance / Re: Am I Unknowingly Dating A Prostitute ? by Yakzo(m): 9:30am On Jan 04, 2015
@op, open your eyes well; you call HOT QUARELL nomal? I know you can personally bear her insults on you but, what about same on your parents and relatives?
Education / Re: Nigerian Words You Thought Were English by Yakzo(m): 7:02pm On Oct 13, 2014
What about "chook me with needle "
Career / Re: It Is A Fallacy That No Knowledge Is a Wasted one by Yakzo(m): 1:16pm On Oct 07, 2014
Op, when i decided to make the dictionary a vade mecum (patrick Obahiagbon on mind now), i never knew that words like: en passant, aeon and otiose could look ordinary. How is my effort a waste even though i didn't study English as a course. Again, is it enpasse or en passant?
Sports / Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by Yakzo(m): 5:49pm On Oct 04, 2014
The ones that don't identify with any particular club for fear of being mocked at when they eventually lose. But their body language always betray them no matter how they tried to pretend.

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