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Madam Grace and Mr. Lucky are both working for this guy. I dont know why but I like him with all his crudity.

EmiDon11:
I was in my house yesterday evening when my girl showed up

I was on call with someone else but my girl keep giving me sign to end the call.

I promised the guy to call him later

Then i took her inside my room she immediately sat on my leg (my odogwu rose, but i held it back) we started watching tiktok

She started breathing so fast, but i pretended as if i didn't notice

After some few minutes i really cant explain how my hand touched her b*obs.


She responde immediately by throwing away my phone and pushing me to bed we started kissing
But her hands are already in my zip

But to tell you the truth, i told her that i'm not ready for this but she didnt stop.

And i could not resit further so i quickly pulled her shi*rt, removed the removables and we....


What suprised me is that when i inserted my d.ck, her p.ssy Was so tight that i couldnt penetrate easily,

But after all and all she went home.


She called earlier today's morning and told me that blood flowed out of her last night.

You didnt break no virginity. If u did, the blood will stain ur bedsheet. A virgin wont rush u like that. It appeared suspicious.

Jennyclay:
Anything to tackle insecurity is highly welcome.

BTW, why are South South men so ugly. Just look at Obaseki, Oshiomhole and Okowa face... Don't even allow Okowa smile for you else you're gonna have a terrifying and horrible day.

Nawa oo!

You are very funny. What about Uzodinma, Okorocha, etc??

Good development. Something good can also come out of the Nigerian Police Force.

Hopeforbetter:
E for make sense. But they may not still pay beyond what is due at the end of the month.

Who go come go on strike again??

EBEk101:
This people with their millions of yrs
How do they come to know this

Carbon dating. Every living substance has a certain carbon profile. Once it dies, the carbon rating will begin to decay at a rate peculiar to the substance. The remnant of carbon present at any point in time is used to date the substance by half-life method.

OnGod247:
Hello guys,

My kid sis is in pains. She's 21yrs.
About a month ago, just out of nowhere, she started developing some kind of scales under her feet.. Initially, we thought it was nothing serious, and it would just go, so we kept applying Vaseline on her feet every night after pressing it with warm water...

But as time went on, it got worse and painful for her too... She cries every night.. It is almost as though she can't walk. The scales are strong and stubborn and now splitting to reveal some tiny wounds.. Guess that's why she is finding it painful..

Due to financial constraints, the few chemists i've taken her to don't seem to know the name or cause of what it is, talkmore of the cure.. It breaks me to see a grown girl go through so much pain but i'm stuck..

I'm hoping the Doctors here or anyone else with a simlar issue or experience can help proffer cure for her..

Pictures below were taken from last night...

That's athletes foot. The athlete foot fungus, Trichophyton, is a dermatophyte, related to other fungi that cause infections in human skin, hair, and nails. miconazole nitrate cream eg DAKTARIN AKTIV will eliminate it.

What could have been the motive of the killer? Seems he is frustrated and takes out on any symbol of government. Adieu Shinzo Abe.

Of all current concerns in Nigeria, this no-news is newsworthy abi? What are Nairaland moderators all about? Haba

teefaht:
Good morning parents.

I'm up taking order.

I've received several calls this morning. Thank you.

Order will be processed by 12pm.

You can still meet up for today's dispatch.

You are not paying any penny until you receive your order.


Whatsapp: https:///wkxp2h

Is this still available and how do I get them??

doggedfighter:
Some people are using the Jail break to sharpen their drama writing skills.



So many unconfirmed reports.

Don't mind them. Even if that happened, the terrorists only wanted to free their very own!!

donnie56:
Hello everyone,
I am in dire need of your honest advice. I am a fan of Nairaland but created this because of identity.
I am a medical student studying medicine in one of the public universities in Nigeria. When the ASUU strike newly started, I started looking for things to do and clients to work for. Fortunately, I got two clients who pay me about 200K per month since April. It varies; last month, I earned 199K, this month will be 220K+ if I work harder.
I have saved most of the money to write professional exams.
However, my school still conducts lectures through Zoom and we have not had rest since the strike started. We do have classes from 8am till 5pm except on some days. I am about three months back and our test is coming up soon.
Please do you advise I quite my 200k/per month and focus on my studies seeing that i have lots of materials to read and prepare for my test?
P.S: I have tried balancing but the freelance work is highly demanding. What do i do please?

Lalasticlala please help. Push this to front page. Thank you.

Let's strike a deal. I can help u with the freelance jobs and you can focus on ur studies. We go equal shares. When u are ready, u can take back ur job. I am a writer. I am gainfully employed but have loose hours on my hand. Inbox me if interested.

This is as a result of poor standard of delivery. Was there no warning signs that bridge has integrity issues? We thank God there was no human toll. If it had been in the day time with people going to and fro, many lives would have been lost! The people should also help the government by speaking out. People used this damaged bridge in silence. The political leaders in this area also kept mute. We only speak out when the damage is maximum. A country without active and participatory citizenship is almost always irresponsibly governed.

If this is the only scenario you want people to judge your wife from to know whether she's cheating or not, then you don't have a case at all here. Since you want Nlndrs to be the judge, you should tell us everything.

"I have been married for 9 years now, amidst several incidences that gave me suspicions over my wife's infidelity. The one that happened of recent gave me nothing more than great suspicion over any other" You can see there have been other red flags. That woman is surely cheating on him. Any woman yelling at you, telling lies to hide her movements and refusing to pick video calls is hiding something. A clean wife will be eager to pick video call and explain herself, even if she had lied earlier to conceal her real intentions. That woman has no respect for the man. Cheaters use every loose opportunity to stray.

Please, the youths should show equal zeal in promoting their candidates as in scrutinizing what happens henceforth. This is where rigging starts. Once the new appointees owe their jobs to the ruling party their allegiance and biases start there - neutrality cannot be granted. This key appointment is not supposed to be rested in the hands of the ruling party.

Peter Obi is a movement now. But to be successful, the youths must unite against rigging. The ruling party will rig the election once they are certain they cannot win otherwise. Tinubu is desperate and knows how to use power.

jabberjawz:
In no order....

Bob Marley
Nelson Mandela
Thomas Sankara
Aguiyi Ironsi
Moumar Ghadafi
Kwame Nkrumah
Mohammed Ali
Murtala Mohammed
Hebert Macaulay

Murtala Mohammed is NOT there. That's Marcus Garvey. Herbert Macaulay is also not there. That's Malcolm X

Axis313:
Most of the images were photoshoped.

All were photoshopped

So why are priests suddenly endangered species? All over the country, bandits are targeting them. The Catholic Church should sit up and get the Holy See to sanction the Nigerian government.

SultanOfPuna:
Should be Teaching these Kids Programming, web design and Computer graphics.
WTF is this
We have over 23 million tailors im Nigeria,
Dem suppose flog that teacher walahi
So she is proud that she taught kids how to sew cloth
While Kids in China are already creating Apps, and softwares. Nonesense
Lets not celebrate mediocrity

You have a problem. This is part of craft please and not classroom work. Haba. A very commendable effort.

I do not know where to place this story. We need clearer picture please. What were the 50 children doing underground? Were they kidnapped or in some church programs? Where are their parents and did they make entry for loss of children? All these would help us get to the bottom of this puzzle. Something is not adding up. How can 50 children be hidden in a church where people go to program every Sunday and no one knows about it? Unless the entire congregants are accomplices, this doesnt sound plausible.

My people, you see those you are carrying on your head to lead Nigeria out of a mess they themselves cannot extricate themselves from. Be sure nobody lost any certificate. It's all about concealment or no certificate at all. Nigeria, I hail thee. The most wise option is to have disqualified all of them. But NO. They have money. And money is everything in Nigeria.

SmartPolician:
When a lady becomes superactive in sports, it drains all her flesh. Then you wonder what their husbands or boyfriends enjoy

Good luck to them.

They enjoy the cash and kpekus

VeryWickedGoat:
Should we tell her?

Tell her what?

donaldking10:
this isn't good-news.
this is marginalization because he's not from the north.

How is it marginalization? Must we view everything from tribal lenses? What about Joshua Chibi Dariye and Rev. Jolly Tevoru Nyame former govs of Plateau and Taraba states respectively?

We are our very problem in Nigeria. Is Tinubu healthy enough to take on the challenges left by PMB? I like Tinubu personally. He is one politician that believes in lifting his associates even beyond his level. Like nominating Osinbajo as VP when it became apparent he wouldn't fit in. Ironically, it's a Muslim-Muslim ticket fears that gave rise to that.

Looking at the problems of our Country, we need a new name. Tinubu also was part of the PMB mess. We didnt hear him advising the president privately or in open letters.

Wike is leaving the PDP soon. It's not rocket science. He cannot work for Atiku again.

Horrible! Stuff is happening in Nigeria now. Sanctity of human life is desecrated.

Good development. ASUU will now resume immediately.

Canvass:
Ajidagba Akanke Mariam is a strong Yoruba name and claiming to be from Sokoto State points to this below;
Unity School Cut off Mark for Each State
Abia – 130
Adamawa – 62
Akwa-Ibom – 123
Anambra – 139
Bauchi – 35
Bayelsa – 72
Benue – 111
Borno – 45
Cross River – 97
Delta – 131
Ebonyi – 112
Edo – 127
Ekiti – 119
Enugu – 134
Gombe – 58
Imo – 138
Jigawa – 44
Kaduna – 91
Kano – 67
Katsina – 60
Kebbi – 9 (male) 20 (female)
Kogi – 119
Kwara – 123
Lagos – 133
Nasarawa – 58
Niger – 93
Ogun – 131
Ondo – 126
Osun – 127
Oyo – 127
Plateau – 97
Rivers – 118
Sokoto – 9 (male) 13 (female)
Taraba – 3 (male) 11 (female)
Yobe – 2 (male) 27 (female)
Zamfara – 4 (male) 2 (female)
FCT Abuja – 90
Some that scored 130 won't be admitted while some with less than 10 would be admitted on merit. When are we going to do away with this madness and let human capacity development be on merit only basis?

After this senseless acknowledgement of inferiority in academics, they ironically churn out IG of police, head of Army, immigration services, Customs, Ministers and senators and presidents. No wonder we are in this mess.

Fahdiga:
Lies

It's not a lie. It's FACT