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fergie001:
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You can't beat a child and force it to not cry

These useless old men of APC are about to learn the most basic law of human nature

chiste1:
Guys, happy Sunday.
Join me in thanking God for sparing my life on the 22nd on airport road at about few minutes to 5am on my way heading home from Lekki.

Unfortunately,the mechanic confirmed that the vehicle is a right-off hence it would be sold as scrap.

Certainly many might be wondering how did the accident occur, honestly it's fatigue that led to me dozing off for 2-3mins and the next I heard was a loud bang when my vehicle rammed into a stationery 20ft container being towed.

While it's regrettable as a father of 3, that my vehicle is gone,which has been my means of survival as an e-hailing driver (using all available apps Uber,Bolt,InDriver,Rida,FareRun) since I lost my job I must say a big thank You to God Almighty for sparing my life as I came out unhurt, hale and hearty, I've indeed learnt my lesson the hard way and have told myself never to repeat such mistake of driving when tired and sleepy,no matter how urgent such trip might seem.

I am therefore appealing, for any available vehicle owner seeking for an experienced driver either for HP or weekly returns and the vehicle is very sound and no mechanical issues, to contact me on 09022668551. I'm very much available and well experienced in this business and residing at Ikotun axis of Lagos State.

God bless you as you consider to assist me through this empowerment.

You guys never learn smh

Congrats anyway, let's all thank God for sparing your life

Mummytoo:
Good morning nlanders

Happy Sunday to u all

I'm eager to know if its wrong to confront a pastor, because all my life I hate going pastors for anything, something happened on Monday, I didn't know who else to talk to ....so I went to the alter to pray and met with my pastor, I explained what happened between my husband and I and he settled the matter sweetly . I was so happy to have peace and joy back in my marriage till yesterday (Saturday) pastor called me out of that plenty congregation and told d church everything including what my husband has been hiding for years, he even added more things that didn't even happen to the story😂. I was just quiet and respectful since I wasn't expecting him to behave like that.

He prayed for me and I just left, he started getting angry that I can't even praise for my healing me or dancing round, I was just shocked at everything happening I left to the backyard and later went in again.

Immediately I got home I told my husband how he's image has been tarnished in church for what he didn't do, we had a misunderstanding and pastor said he flogged me (that didn't happen)

Is it wrong to confront him....
Coz I will act like I'm going to testify and correct that wrong impression he said about my husband

Just one time experience with pastor is killing me like this

You wan make e swear for you shebi...all these pastors wey dey lick olugbohun steady

Benite:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/03/breaking-pdp-suspends-natl-chair-ayu-with-immediate-effect/

Tinubu juju really hold them

Bunch of fools

aalangel:
On behalf of the entire Diya family home and abroad; We announce the passing on to Glory of our dear Husband,Father, Grandfather,brother, Lt- General Donaldson Oladipo Oyeyinka Diya (Rtd) GCON, LLB, BL, PSC, FSS, mni.

Our dear Daddy passed onto glory in the early hours of 26th March 2023.

Please keep us in your prayers as we mourn his demise in this period. Further announcements will be made public in due course.

Barrister Prince Oyesinmilola Diya, on behalf of the family.

https://ln247.news/abachas-chief-of-general-staff-lt-gen-oladipo-diya-passes-on/

General wey shit for body that year

Burn in hell, fücker...plus I hear the Devil has started ramming it up his anus already

robosky02:
2023. AFCON Qualifier



Guinea Bissau. Vs. Nigeria

Date: Mon 27th March 2023

Venue: Bissau


Time: 500pm



Lalasticlala. Mynd44. Mukina2

https://www.google.com/search?q=guinea+bissau+vs+nigeria+mon+27+march&oq=gui&aqs=chrome.0.69i59l3j69i57j69i61j69i60.2030j0j8

They'll fúck you monkeys up your assës again

#retardnation

Yedidea:
I'm Solomon an Ibgo from my father's side,and my mom is a Ghanaian, My mom took me from Nigeria to Ghana ( UNAWARE ) of my father as I was a baby so I have never seen my own biological father ever since Born, and I have tried all humanly possible means to find him but not avail, my mom have declined to tell me every Truth about my father, after all my pressure on her to tell me where my dad is until now no good answer from her, but I'm desperately want to see my dad.

The only information I have about Him is- my mom told me that His name is Paul Peter She said she has forgotten the sir name of my Dad, and she has also forgot the Nigeria state my dad comes from , My Dad was then a mechanical engineer in Lagos in assembling excavators ect..there was a pictures proofing that but she seized it, and she failed to tell me.

The Company name, I have my father's very old picture with me, posted with my mom, I'm now at age but I sincerely want everyone who will come across my massage join the searching help till I find my real family, my mom name is Grace , that was the name my Dad was aware of.

Please my precious reader help me found my dad and my home back in Nigeria, this is my Ghanaian number for call and WhatsApp -+233553121901 , God bless you and your family for helping me Amen.

Have you considered doing a DNA match you might be able to locate some of your close (paternal) relatives if they are in the western world..some American companies can do that for you (it's not free tho)

DoTheNeedful:
I copied the full subsection below, and I can confidently say that BAT has no case to answer. Kindly check the bolded phrase. The sub-section would disqualify a candidate if only he is under a sentence. Let's now assume that BAT was indeed convicted and sentenced in 1993, he is no longer under the sentence. He would have served his punishment. Hence, he can't be disqualified.



(d) he is under a sentence of death imposed by any competent court of law or tribunal in Nigeria or a sentence of imprisonment or fine for any offence involving dishonesty or fraud (by whatever name called) or for any other offence, imposed on him by any court or tribunal or substituted by a competent authority for any other sentence imposed on him by such a court or tribunal; or

You're not making sense, but then you're obviously a zombie

A zombie has no mind of its own - 'Black Maria' by Louis Omotayo Johnson (Spectrum Books, 1981)

dplordx:
This one na confirm level a SARS friend told me after he started making too much money and building his hotel. I asked him to show me way and he confessed...

They, SARS officials intentionally collect iPhones or other big phones from boys and sell it to the boys in Ikeja for peanuts. Please note that they already have the IMEI of this phone have it logged in their system to ensure they can track it. They intentionally throw out big phones the plan is if you can pay 50k plus it means you can cough out big bar when them catch you.

Mumu buyer goes to Ikeja or anywhere else, buys the phone and once he activates it, they see it on their system. They get the user’s number and in some cases call or just appear like commando to the buyer. They will come up with spurious stories about the phone been stolen by kidnappers or robbers who killed the user. They will drum up charges that will scare you to death. They will bill your life and before you know, you will be the one begging them to take all your money coz you’ve bleeped up.

Please, don’t ever buy naija used phone...London used is safer so far you buy from big store and collect receipt. Best is to buy brand new phone and don’t ever throw your receipt away. Some desperate guys in uniform will do anything to bleep up your life and extort you or even kill you if given the chance.
This is a common scam and it’s called “Fishing Things.” No let them catch you like fish! SARS na advance scam organization bent on making money at all cost and even killing and destroying lives in the process

Are the phones sold at cheaper rate or what?

LandMann:
This is an excerpt from Nigeria's constitution:

137. (1) A person shall not be qualified for election to the office of President if -

(a) subject to the provisions of section 28 of this Constitution, he has voluntarily acquired the citizenship of a country other than Nigeria or, except in such cases as may be prescribed by the National Assembly, he has made a declaration of allegiance to such other country; or

(b) he has been elected to such office at any two previous elections; or

(c) under the law in any part of Nigeria, he is adjudged to be a lunatic or otherwise declared to be of unsound mind;

or

(d) he is under a sentence of death imposed by any competent court of law or tribunal in Nigeria or a sentence of imprisonment or fine for any offence involving dishonesty or fraud (by whatever name called) or for any other offence, imposed on him by any court or tribunal or substituted by a competent authority for any other sentence imposed on him by such a court or tribunal; or

(e) within a period of less than ten years before the date of the election to the office of President he has been convicted and sentenced for an offence involving dishonesty or he has been found guilty of the contravention of the Code of Conduct;

Source

http://www.nigeria-law.org/ConstitutionOfTheFederalRepublicOfNigeria.htm

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Based on bolded above I believe supreme court or tribunal will discard one of Peter Obi's and Labour Party's prayers relating to this issue of Tinubu being indicted or convicted in the past because it happened over 20 years ago whereas the constitution sets a 10 years limit

Dude, 137 (1) (d) is what's relevant to them, not what you quoted. Stop lying to yourself

hitng:
Influencer and DJ, Ada La Pinky left netizens in shock after she shared some throwback photos of herself on social media.

The socialite who turns heads due to her gigantic bosoms took to her Instagram page with over 400K followers to share some throwback photos of herself.

However, what left netizens in shock was the size of her breasts in the old photos. Ada La Pinky’s bosoms in the throwback photos appeared moderate, unlike her recent pictures where she struggles to perfectly accommodate them into her outfits due to how huge they appear.

Captioning the photos, she wrote:






https://hitng.info/how-come-the-transition-throwback-photos-of-busty-influencer-ada-la-pinky-stirs-reactions/

Tohtoh la Pinky

IyaebeTheGreat:
She should get off social media with this stupid manipulation, so it is now she'll be celebrating here son's birthday on social media because what? Is she thinking her son will replace Ifeanyi in Davido's life? Rubbish. She intentionally wanted to trapp Davido with this child but she failed woefully. If you think you can trapp a man who doesn't truly love you with pregnancy, you are deceiving yourself because he'll hardly come around you and that child and no amount of manipulation will make him bow to you and that child. Davido will always love chioma and kids birthed by chioma for him more than any other opportunistic woman out there.

Just listen to this idiot

onthehill:
Man Slumped And Died As Thugs Invaded His Home During Lagos Governorship Election



https://igberetvnews.com/1441489/man-slumped-died-thugs-invaded-home-lagos-governorship-election/

Seun Lalasticlala Mynd44 nlfpmod

Thugocracy

abi shey na Afonjacracy

99Good:
I have an icloud locked iPhone 8plus, cracked back and swallen battery and an iPhone 6plus with bad battery and slight crack on the screen, would you swap with your WiFi only iPhone 8+?

mugu hunter

NutritionGuru:
This quoted comment below pushed me to start penning things down, too much wicked Character Assassination from Igbos against Yorubas have gone on unchecked for too long that it is now already mentally affecting the Yorùbáness of some young Yorubas. Such younger Yorubas should know that Yorùbáness is not about Idolatory or Tradition, Genuine Yorùbáness is being Born as Yoruba and being Ready to do what it takes to make ALL Yoruba lives better.
The young Yorubas should also note that in this Emerging Yoruba Era being led by the great Professor Banji Akintoye, only the hardworking Yorubas that have meticulously used their Lives to help make ALL Yoruba Lives better (without regarding of Religious, Financial Status, or Political differences) shall be elected and enthroned as Yoruba Leaders at Home, and Abroad.


All Nigerians would Salute, Celebrate and truly Love Yorubas when we ALL realize that the Battles (Spiritual, Social and Mental) that Yorubas Fought and still fighting is for ALL Africans. I pity you Igbos that are fighting Yorubas because your forefathers didn't not tell you the Truth that it was their cancerous Envy for Yorubas that made them to plant you as Enemies. I pity the fore-fathers of Igbos because Africa would have become forever Great and Liberated if they supported Yorubas in seeing that African Man is never inferior to the Europeans. Till today, you will often hear Igbos say "After white man is Igbo man"(that is why Igbos are the first Tribe that started Efforts for the demonic Continuation of Colonization and Enslaving fellow Africans mentality and they shall forever always Fail as they did in this Election in JESUS' Name!) Their forefathers sees the demonic Europeans that came to Deceive/Enslave Africans as forever Superior to them, while Yoruba Forefathers never allowed that lie penetrate us. Do you want to know why Kwame Nkuruma and many other African Leaders call Awolowo the Greatest African Leader ever liveth? The great Obafemi Awolowo woke modern day Africans up by saying "Africans (as well as all other Humans Races) have exact equal Brian Cells as Caucasians." The fact that he selflessly Opened ALL Africans' eyes to This Natural TRUTH, and then went further to Practically Prove it by Pioneering the first Ever Advance Industrialization of Black Africa (which he did in Yoruba Land Western Nigerian then) to Reinforced into ALL African Minds the Courage to believe that we are Equal to Caucasians as Humanbeings and for Complete Liberation from Mental Slavery is why Europeans secretly hated Awolowo till he died.

That is why The SUPREME SPIRIT Power of ALMIGHTY God Priotize the indomitable Yoruba Human Vessel because we maintain the godship over the Earth handed over to Adam our first Father without any hidden Agenda to Enslave fellow Huamnbeings. CREATOR gave Humanbeings Dominion over things to do what we desire with them, never over Huamnbeings. Satan is the one that pushes those that he Captured through demonic Greed to try to enslave other Huamnbeings.

Deeper Yorubas knows that we are first decendants of Adam and Eve, and we still carry the undiluted Divine Original Human Code from Creation as directly Programmed by the CREATOR of Humanity. Deeper Yorubas know that Yorubaness is never about Tradition or idolatry, Yorubaness is all about being Born as Yoruba and being Ready to do what it takes to make ALL Human Lives better, starting with making Yoruba Lives better first because Charity begins at Home. Even the devil too appreciates and highly rates Yorubas indomitable Vessel. This is why the Highest current International Churches of the CREATOR of Humanity are from Yorubas, as well as highest African Ifa Occult being learned and joined Internationally by even Europeans are from Yorubas. All African can born European-looking white but white can Never born African. So, they know we are their Father and Mother but Satan put it in them to Enslave Africans as against the Law that says "Honour your Father and Mother". Satan knows that as soon as this Law is not obeyed, there shall never be Peace on Earth.

To start with, I hope you know that Yorubas were the best at Trading and Businesses among all Black African Tribes in Pre-Colonial Era. If you doubt it, check this Thread that I stumbled upon on Nairaland: https://www.nairaland.com/7279364/practical-evidence-what-reno-said

If any other Tribe went through the ferocious Weaponry of Mental Manipulations that was unleashed by the European Colonial Masters on Yorubas, they can never thrive as half as current Yorubas. They intentionally ERASED All the Positive History that document Yoruba Greatness and the fact that we had the International Highest numbers of young Multi-Millionaires in Africa Pre-Colonial Era. If you still doubt, Google the latest unearthed in Ile Ife Yoruba advancedly Produced Broze Products that mystified Western Technology because they are asking how on Earth did a People in Africa produced that which could only be done by recent Western Technologies. This is apart from Yoruba Designer Fabrics, Beeds, Iron tools, Bronze and Metal Yoruba Jewels, etc that was being Exported to other African Countries and Arabia through Morocco, and to all over the World long before Britain came. They Destroyed all the Historical Documents about these real Historical Proofs of Yoruba Greatness to Cut Off the modern Generation of Yorubas from their inborn Greatness and True Identity. I hope you know white People hated Africans with Perfect Hatred(I'm not blaming or condemning them because it is not their fault too. It is Satan that decieved them to hate we Africans that they descended from. Adam and Eve are Black Africans, and it is the European Archeologists themselves that proved this), even though their Racism has been much covered up because they Control written History.

Imagine you lived when their Hatred was manifested to the fullest unreserved and unhindered. In Congo, African Men that don't grow enough Crops for them had their Hands and Penis cut off right in front of their Wives and Children. They had so much experimented their Straight-from-Hell Mental Wickedness and Manipulations on Yorubas People (being the first People that they met when they landed in Africa) that by the time they got to other Nigerian Tribes, they were already almost tired of the Unleashement of all the passionate Haterd they had for Black Africans. For so long Years, Yorubas took it all for other Africans as Shock-absorbers. Just to mention one: they gave Oyo People Weapons and told them that they are Superior to other Yorubas from Osun, Ekiti, Ondo, Kogi, Kwara, and Manipulated the Yorubas against Yorubas till they got the brothers to start Senseless Kiriji War of killing fellow Yorubas for solid long 16 Years! They still write False Historical Narrative to Pretend as if they are the Saviour that settled the Problem (Order out of Chaos: for those that knows the methodology of the demonic Souls that desire to Own the World). Not all Europeans are evil and demonic but. Unfortunately, among all African Tribes, this Satanic Deceptfulness is what Igbos have really swallowed from the European.

They discovered by Western divination that the CREATOR of Humanity Created Yorubas as Special Spiritually Intelligent Beings. They also know that United Glory of Black People around the World is embedded in the Fulfillment of Yoruba Destiny as a People. Even after Slave Trade Era and when the Europeans thought they have Mentally Conquered all Africans forever, Yoruba: Awolowo a Yoruba Man was the First to demystify Europeans and Proved that Black People are equal to them, if not Greater. No other African Leader so speedily turned his Region to be like America, Germany, etc as Awolowo speedily did while Leading Western Nigeria. In fact, he set up so many Industries, built the very first Africa Skyscraper(something that shocked Europeans to the marrow, Cocoa House still standing in Ibadan till today), started first African TV Station, 1st Radio Station and wide-spread Telephone in Yoruba Land at an Era when many of Europen Countries were even yet to have these things. This is why they fought tooth and nail behind the Scene to ensure he did not become Nigerian President. They know that Nigeria would have become forever Industrialized and they saw how Kwame Nkuruma and some other African Leaders were rushing to him to teach them the Template which they in turn went to replicate in their Countries. They soon eliminated Nkwame Nkuruma too by using his fellow Ghanaian Politicians against him just as they used some Nigerian Politicians to stop Awolowo's Great Vision for the largest Black African Country from coming to reality.

Even Long before Awo Era, Yorubas went through so much. Among all Nigerian Tribes, Yorubas were the very first massive Tribe that British met in West Africa and they did so much mental Manipulation to Destroy the Progressiveness they witnessed in them as a People, to Prevent us from Uniting for Fulfilling the Prophesy that Africans all over the World shall become Respected and Honored through the Greatest of ALL Black African that shall be pioneered from Yoruba People. Genuine Yorùbáness as Destined Pathfinder and Pride of all Black Africans is in full Recovery. The Prophesy shall be fulfilled, ALL Black Africans shall soon get our due Honour and become forever Respect all over the World. Yorubas are in Recovery Uniting Process. The residual wickedness of British that still Serves as loopholes through which Igbos have been doing Nonsense in Yoruba Land shall soon be eliminated.

Is that why all of you made yourselves into slaves of a single sick, greedy man?

Stupid, that's what y'all are. You in particular should be in an insane asylum (same cell with fani-kayode)

Asari Dokubo na human being?

Dearlove2me:
The truth is right now, I feel like going somewhere for a while. I feel like I need rest. Somewhere I can forget about all my problems and breathe a fresh air.
My husband has not been honest with me since the beginning of this marriage and I doubt if this is an attitude of a man that loves

He has always been in debt even before I married him. and he wouldn't let me know what he do with the money he keeps borrowing from people. Even my friends I introduced to him, he is owning them and can't pay back.

The bad side is, he borrows and stop picking their calls not respond nicely to them.
He behalves badly to them.
I'm suspecting he's into some kind of addiction that demands money. Maybe gambling but he wouldn't tell me.
He's constantly on his phone.

He is owning loan app everywhere. To the extent that the app had to send hurrible messages to his contact's lists including his bosses, office colleagues and my relatives.
It's so embarrassing and tiring.
He has apologized several times that I should give him time to work on himself to stop an addiction, but he refused to explain what it is. Claiming that I might leave him if I know.
But he has not changed abit.
We are always hungry in this house. No baby food for my 6months old baby, no pampers and everything is total struggle. I quit my job last year but I'll soon start job search once my baby grow a little.
In this house, If I don't look for food, then, we starve, I don't look for means of getting pampers, food, wears,then my baby will suffer, because his daddy is not capable of providing anything for us. It's so annoying.

I have dreams before I married him, but right now, I feel lost. There's no romance, no love, no affection in this marriage anymore, as I wouldn't even let him touch me because of the stress, suffer he constantly brings on us.

Money I raised to start up a business, (340k) I ended up using it to pay for his debt last two months because the people were always coming to embarrass us in the house and neighbors were coming to pleade on our behalf. I had to clear up the loan, yet he couldn't explain what he did with the money.
With that start up capital, I would have been growing by now, but here I am. Still at the zero point.

I'm really tired
I'm so confused here.
What should I do?
What would you advise?

,
Look no further than nairabet/betnaija..in fact I think that stupíd thief akin alabi is still a member on here

Naijalarry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUU2Yo8tNHc



Source- https://www.channelstv.com/2023/03/21/i-will-never-be-a-member-of-apc-fayose-maintains/

Obviously they don't want him

Chance no dey for oloriburuku werey

Happy-hour pastor criminal

helinues:
Ladi, receive sense..

I don't have any issue with you disputing the outcome of the results, but please don't ever make any attempt of puting Ogun state in chaos and confusion.

Go to court

'Go to court' is now every retard's refrain

Make sure to enjoy it very well while it lasts, Mr. Shít-for-brains

ify2016:
Giant bush meat killed by my friend on his farm few minutes ago.

Nigeria is truly blessed with good protein.

Really gonna miss the pepper soup.

Damn...that's a huge palm-civet

Barbiturate:
Bro, I'm still in shock! The things my Yoruba friend and Yoruba neighbours said/did to me, will never leave my head till I die. The hatred is overwhelming!

I'm now avoiding anything Yoruba!

No padi for jungle. No one is anybody's friend in this Nigeria, everyone is looking for what they can extract out of you.

I learnt this lesson a long time ago

May God never allow a useless man occupy Nigeria's highest of office again

Amen.

jaybenugo:
Labour Party And APC Supporters Exchange Greetings After Meeting At Bariga, Lagos



https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cp5CS30gWKW/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Fake news

God will shame you in the end, you beast...quote this post and bookmark it

fiyinadebola:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/03/17/presidency-wike-a-snake-tinubu-cant-invite-him-for-dinner-despite-his-help-atiku/?amp=1

Wike is worse than a snake he's a goat...he cannot even survive outside of PDP; he's dumb, stubborn and disruptive, useful only when he's caged or dead

Islie:
https://punchng.com/policeman-shot-dead-during-s3x-romp-with-lover-in-bush/?amp

Pic: Judas Chiloane

Nlfpmod

Is it possible to kill him all over again?

Jola-lolie muffugguh

HonNL:
SOURCE

Modafúcka still gon' rise...just be patient

fools

helinues:
Sugar was killed in the 2019 Guber election in Oyo state, he was at that a member of house of representatives representing Lagelu/Akinyele constituency.

What transpired to what led to his death is still unknown publicly but he was shot in the eyes and died. That gun , charms or weapons could penetrate through Sugar's body is just a big lesson to all that just because your name is Folorunsho doesn't warrant you to be using banana's rope to climb a tree.

I knew him before he became popular, he was a friend of so many of my brothers, so when my brothers left, he was around to protect me and mentor me as well. Never part of his group or participated in any of their actions but I was just too closed because I was trusted.

I learned a lot about leadership skills from Sugar, you can never see any of his boys grumping about something. He treated all equally. He was very organized and strategic in most of his moves so he was always ahead of his enemies.

I picked from the good side of him, forget about what you might have read about it, if you know Sugar in person and close to him, then you will have different views about what other said about him. Everything is all about perception.

Rest on Temitope Olatoye A.K.A Sugar

God punish you, punish Sugar for hell where im dey

Oloriburuku people

domack99:
see

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/03/cbn-bars-agents-from-using-pos-terminals-for-transactions/

Confusion everywhere

Emefiele is a very big fool

blamingthedevil:
Igbo tenant killed Yoruba landlord in Yoruba land

Shey you no dey shame ni? why are you so useless?

Na olosho