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I prefer the Etisalat bought package sha.1500 for 1g and#800 for 500mb.been using it since last year and it's been really OK.MTN consumption rate here is quite high.could it be that location counts?

My elder brother tried it on me one time cos one Amaka chick came around.He gave me #500 to go buy Arodan from one Iya Sheriff around our area.As I know as e dey go I just Free style go buy my own Arodan oooo(#350 Peppersoup and #100 malt).Got me laughing any day I remember the incidence

BRF on point! All the way on point!!!
“Jonathan is in his 50s, I am also in my 50s.
But I don’t want to join that generation because
my own generation has not failed; I have done
well on my job and I am proud to say so. If he
has failed, let him account for himself, he should
not include us.”
- Babatunde Fashola (SAN) , 13/1/2015

Laugh Arena:
When I got admission back in 2010, my dad used
to advise me not to join cultism and that I should
stay away from trouble.
So one day my daddy called me saying, “I’m just
watching the news now and there is crises in your
school, where are you?”
I told him that I was in my room.
He asked, “Did you lock your doors?”
I said, “Yes.”
He said, “That’s my Boy.”
So an hour later, my dad called and asked me what
caused the problem.
I told him that they increased the school fees from
N27,000 to N127,000.
My dad was now like, “Wait my Son, I want you to
tell me the truth.
Where are you right now?
“I am in my room right now.” I replied.
My dad, really angry, said, “ARE YOU STUPID?!
Will you get out of that room and join the riot......if
possible sef.. Kill somebody!!!
Lolzzzzzzz.........NA JOKE Ooooooooo

I tire oooo,nah all trends we dey politicize now?Just learn and appreciate Don turn to I better pass Buhari wet no fit........Naija sha.Good Job jooor OP.

Intacta:
..

seriously no call me Jonathan again too oooo.E fit cause serious fight gaaaan.You fit call me Buhari sha.One Love

kobonaire:
The enigmatic PEJ

really enigmatic barring her froggish voice ....

Madam Patience is really power drunk.what's with her and trying to take control?We should have voted her in instead of her Hubby.She's got balls.that I give her

sunnyshayne:
This is democracy at work!

Its beautiful.

This nah ASHAWOCRAZY.It's fine by me if it will make Jonathan leave for Otuoke soonest.

hmmmm


an ways e be like say this year's harmattan must ve been sponsored by MTN, cos
its every where u go. # Lol# beautiful morning to u all

Kwara state?

Having seen the turnout for # GMB15 in Ogun
and Osun compared to that of GEJ, my PDP
senior friend is now banking on rigging. I
reminded him of Jega's PVC policy and he
changed his excuse saying: "we won't allow
somebody without a certificate to rule Nigeria".
Buhari/Osibanjo all the way

ogene007:
God forbid.

brother Mi,God will not forbid a good thing in our households this new year oooo.abeg Vote for Change. We all want a better Naija.can't see that with Jonathan at the helms of affair.Buhari/Osibanjo straight to Aso rock come May29 by God's grace

hansad:
Slaves shall always be slaves. Slaves forgive a lot because they have no choice.

When u see so-called professors and senior advocates of Nigeria who follow behind a man without common school cert, a man who can hardly express himself in public, how else do u define slaves?

Soon,very very soon,you won't have a choice but to call the said man "Your Excellency".Watch out

Nigerians VS Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. abeg just pack dey go Otuoke.Buhari all the way

[color=#000099][/color]I'm 27 and I'm a virgin.My fiancee claims to be one two and I kinda believe her but sha sometimes it scares me if she ends up not being one. I'm 27 and I'm a virgin.My fiancee claims to be one two and I kinda believe her but sha sometimes it scares me if she ends up not being one.

blemon44:

is buhari your father

Looks like Mr Clueless is your biological father.too bad you ain't answering his name.you need to have proofs before ranting.He's not even in power yet you're holding him responsible for what your father should be responsible for.Mcheeew

see ashawos,nah the boobi una dey see abi?anyways,I see am too.can't go without noticing.Come to think of it,This boobi alone could garner a million vote for GMB if well played oooo.I'm supporting whoever she supports.GEJ abeg pack well.GMB all the way.

30 days to go now.Lots of things will still happen.My prayer is whatever happens favours Nigeria in the Long run.Let's seek for God's guidance and He'll surely help Us stabilize we Country.
God bless Nigeria.

cycline404:
Change the country was all we asked JONATHAN

VERY SIMPLE QUESTIONS!!!!

Rather he changed

The Currency
Oil Price
Plate Number
Driver's License
UNILAG to MUNILAG
Our Girls to Married Women

Was that what we needed or asked Jonathan to do?

BUT HE FAILED ALL

very very simple Questions ooo but the way I see it,he's now ready to WORK.Kinda too late because Naija dey Vex as we dey so.We want Change.

tsleazy:
You're right, I was at the pdp rally at Osogbo and I saw massive crowd.....the whole place was filled up even to the roads near the campaign grounds.....I created a thread about it and showed like half of the crowd there, Apc e-warriors entered my thread and started claiming that the place is empty, that Jonathan's campaign is a failure......here's news for them: Apc e-warriors may surpass Pdp on nairaland, when it comes to the real nigeria (common men) Gej is loved and supported, if Apc want s to win Nigeria they should be ready for a real battle

Season film , titled "Nigeria now and to come "
premiers February 15 2015 . Gate fee PVC

Mogidi:
Move it to joke section then.

where's your sense of Humour bro?

The Story is told of a group of people traveling in January, en route their promised land.
Along the way, they ran into a wild harmattan fire in which some of them died.

Beating a retreat, they went into a village where they met an old woman who advised them to name themselves February or else they would all be burnt.
She also taught them to sing as they continued their sojourn, "We February, we don't want to be all burnt..."

So, they sang in Yoruba, "Awa fe buari, a o fe jona tan"
Join the Chorus of Change:
#FeBuhari
#forwarded

The Story is told of a group of people traveling in January, en route their promised land.
Along the way, they ran into a wild harmattan fire in which some of them died.

Beating a retreat, they went into a village where they met an old woman who advised them to name themselves February or else they would all be burnt.
She also taught them to sing as they continued their sojourn, "We February, we don't want to be all burnt..."

So, they sang in Yoruba, "Awa fe buari, a o fe jona tan"
Join the Chorus of Change:
#FeBuhari
#forwarded

Before President Jonathan takes us to the
moon, where's our Ajaokuta steel or Fertilizer
processing plant, Dunlop, Textile factories,
Paper mills? These are tasks that require no
rocket skill. Let's vote out these scammers and
lazy folks! #GMB15

Okokobioko!!!! I just heard with one ear that
yesterday in Ibadan during the Presidential
Complain stop, President Goodluck Jonathan,
GCFR promised to create 2 million jobs if re(s)
elected as President of the Federal Republic of
Nigeria.
Hehehehehe kain kain na bad thing! Abeg someone
should please remind me who be President of
Nigeria. Abi president no dey that country again?
So why wait until he is (s)elected before he create
2 million 'GHOST' jobs?

Told you Baba still got loads of drama in him.Still lots to unfold.WATCH OUT

VICTORCIZA:
NO NEED TAKING HIM TO COURT, HE WILL BE DISGRACED AT THE POLL AS USUAL

disgraced at the pool?a beg which Casino?

sokera:
are you still sleeping ? My friend stop dreaming

if nah just sleep e for good.Agbaje self go just dey pray for GEJ's return(and God no go answer am) to at least still be in reckoning in Federal Level

Could be he said this last year or prolly a year before last self but if he just said this,mehn,he's got to be confined in a very secluded room in a Aro(Psychiatric hospital).How can a grown up man be this confused?

I'm pretty sure There'll be lots of decampment from both sides,so let's just wait as we hope the whirlwind of change sweep across PDP.
Sai Buhari
One Nigeria

can't wait to hear what the outcome will be.