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WebmastersRe: Help! Omnipotens, Dtml, Quadrillio And All Gurus by YD(op): 5:09pm On Jul 30, 2010
i was waiting to hear from them before replying. courtesy demands i give you guys a feed back for your efforts.
well, i had once built a static page and knew html. so i used 'form' tags that accepted data entries like first_name, last_name, staff_id, etc to a database (didnt create d database) and included a simple php script that shows the time.i told them the extent i could do. i didnt have to lie. they checked online for d site i did. and they also gave me a simple prograaming task and said i could use any language to solve it but they wanted to see program flow (i broke them into blocks. yes, u all know subroutines). and they wanted a flow chart of the solution. flowchart na easykill.
they actually said they were ok with the form. d other guys for the screening were wondering why i had to go in with my laptop.

-they called moi! though originally the interview wasnt IT related, i am told i will be working in their it dept.

what i wonder is what i would have looked like to myself if i had gone there with nothing at all. i'd never had forgiven myself, turned out they only wanted to see my programming.they were more interested in my coding than the looks of the page itself.
they would have thought of me as simply not motivated. i had told that day i had not tried out a dynamic page successfully yet. and they still asked me to see what i can do.
tanks guys for your candid words. i appreciate.

@lojik -never say never bro. tanx
WebmastersRe: Help! Omnipotens, Dtml, Quadrillio And All Gurus by YD(op): 2:33pm On Jul 19, 2010
challenges help some to get better. at the very worst i'd try, 'never say never' is a motivator for me. besides, i'd have to learn it, if not now -another time which is worse. sorry to dissappoint but i'm going on with it. i'm not waiting to tell them i cant do it, i'd rather go with a trial.
it may be a chickenstuff for the gurus in the house to respond to but i'll be back with a success story -I ASSURE U!
cheers and tanx DualCore
WebmastersHelp! Omnipotens, Dtml, Quadrillio And All Gurus by YD(op): 1:33pm On Jul 19, 2010
i had an interview for a job in abj today. though originally the job vacancy wasnt ict related but when the interviewers cross examined me and learnt i read computer science in school. have once developed a salary calculator and happen to have designed a website before (though i told them it was only a static webpage) they requested that if i could develop a dynamic page and come with it tomorrow tuesday 20th, i'd be offered an immediate employment after screening (infact the webpage is my own screening). they infact asked me to go and get on it immediately.
now, d problem:
the static site i once developed was with dreamweaver and though i have been learning php (thanks to quadrillio's tutorials) i'm not certain how to begin this -developing d form. can dreamweaver effectively do this? and how? though the programming isnt much stress for me to write in subroutines, connecting to a db is an issue. the webpage should have a form that accepts data (basic info: staff name, staff id etc) and store in a db. my problem is the form which should appear in tree-like form. like and hierrachy of staff
plssss guys, i'm waiting for your responses. tanx
PoliticsRe: Proposed Breakdown For 10billion Independence Day Budget by YD(m): 9:00pm On Jun 22, 2010
for those dat don't know wat this is called, open ur naija dictionary to NATIONAL CAKE. no wonder cake no even dey d list grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Jonathan And Muttalab Meet ! by YD(m): 1:50pm On Apr 09, 2010
Travelista:
Only in Nigeria would the father of a suspected terrorist be granted a private audience with the President. What on earth could the father have to say that he can't say to the nation? He and and his spoiled backside of a son have caused more than enough trouble; I hope he doesn't expect Jonathan to speak to Obama about his son's charges.
u dey this country at all? did u follow the story at all? shocked  angry  embarassed @22, the boy is a grown man and his father cannot take responsibilities for the boy's actions. besides, in my opinion the father did more than an average father would do in cooperating with security operatives and even informing necessary authorities before hand who did nothing on their part.i do not think the father is to blame in any way at all

on speaking to obama on the boy's charges, i guess we'd have to wait to know the knid of leader jonathan may turn out to be.
so far, good steps on parts of all concerned.
FamilyRe: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by YD(m): 1:28pm On Apr 09, 2010
lol  cheesy
years ago, just after uni. i used to travel to up-country branches on official duties, then i was temporarily working with a bank. when i got back from such trips, i always gave my mom some cash like i was giving her. after a while i'd need some bucks again and teased her to lend out to one in need wink she'd simply smile and agree and bring the exact amount i had given her. didnt occur to me then till later on. she never used it but kept it [knowing her son would come back for this temporarily kept treasure to loot again]  grin  grin  grin
he he he makes me laugh at myself these days. . .
God bless momsi! momsi u d best!!
PoliticsRe: Iwu Explodes- Says Only Idiots Expect Miracle From Inec by YD(m): 5:16pm On Apr 08, 2010
mikeansy:
If you have the view that people can not hold a political view without being driven by sentiments or interests then you are simply betraying what drives your own thought process.
well said.
RomanceRe: Whats Ur Most Embarrassing Toasting Experience? by YD(m): 2:12pm On Apr 08, 2010
@ olafolarin

the best so far cool, but why did she faint. or did she fake the fainting part?  cheesy
RomanceRe: Whats Ur Most Embarrassing Toasting Experience? by YD(m): 1:54pm On Apr 08, 2010
babonboard:
[i][/i]
It was way back in the days there was this bloke on my street I fancy so much that each time we come in contact (passing by or buying stuff from the corner shops), my goes gbamgbam and wish he would just toast me there and then and my answer to d 'toasting' has been rehearsed in my head severally but omo boy no gree toast o.
Eventually,we exchanged pleasantries one day like that and he said there is something he will like to ask me. OMG dream coming true eventually,he said we should meet later on in d day.
I wore my best outfit,almost finished a can of perfume and even got there before him. When he eventually turned up, he asked if i've got the pacesetter novel-Wages of sin!!! To which I replied negative he thanked me and left, gaawwddd I nearly peed in my pant. I ended up hating him like poo and wouldnt even look in his direction anymore
hang on. . . there may be a matching story soon grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Whats Ur Most Embarrassing Toasting Experience? by YD(m): 4:12pm On Apr 07, 2010
kokoye:
I was 10 and my neighbourhood crush was 8. Of course we liked each other and used to play together like kids would usually do. A day after my 10th birthday party, I asked for a peck but  . . no! So I seized her book and would not give it back to her except I got the peck. The silly girl actually kissed me on the lips, gave me a very dirty slap and ran into her house! She locked their doors and started watching me thru a window, grinning.

The slap was painful but the kiss was rewarding . . check me out as I walked home - rubbing my cheek and grinning as well. Of course I spent the entire night thinking about the kiss.

All I asked for was a peck. What I got was a kiss and a dirty slap. was it worth it? Hell Yea!!
grin   grin  grin lwkm

@worm, abeg repost ur reply
BusinessRe: Man Finds $88 Billion In His Bank Account! by YD(m): 10:02pm On Apr 02, 2010
@question.

if they'd allow me use it, then i'm sure those swiss guys would know what to do with it and get me good returns within a very short time. but if i can't use it, then i might just as well return it immediately angry
PoliticsRe: Ibb First Public Apperance Since 1993 by YD(m): 9:38pm On Apr 02, 2010
Nalds:
did not know he had good ideas like this or his he pretending.
shocked  shocked  shocked
WebmastersRe: Cpanel Configuration -please Help! by YD(op): 5:18pm On Apr 01, 2010
hey guys.thanks alot. i hv since launched successfully.
don't mind my last post, i eventually figured stuff out wink (d issues with d images& d links).
thank all for the help.

best regards.
WebmastersRe: Cpanel Configuration -please Help! by YD(op): 10:23am On Apr 01, 2010
OmniPotens:
NB: OmniPotens not OmniPotence
err.  cool

Donpuzo:
Whatever embarassed
cheesy  grin

thax alot pals. . . meanwhile
i was wondering why does some image file (.jpg) load into cpanel as text/x-generic instead of image/x-generic and eventually the image does not load when the index.htm url is run? sad
second, the <a href> link tags dont execute. when u click on the links on the homepage,it does not link to the page. sad
WebmastersRe: Cpanel Configuration -please Help! by YD(op): 1:10pm On Mar 31, 2010
@omnipotence.
i personally use google alot. i'm no newbie to google. i spent sometime googling for it with differrent phrases but couldnt get the exact resolution. i just got manuals and tutorials. on the other hand, from people's hard earned experiences one could save time. reading through manuals and tutorials may not solve the issue. could be frustrating sometimes. i needed a sort of troubleshooting responses which some here have kindly helped out with.
thanks alot. will keep you guys posted if it sorts out
for me, NL buddies is faster and better wink cheesy as people actually answer the question directly when u're under heat to get things done fast.
gracias
ComputersCpanel Vps Optimiser V3 File Manager Problems by YD(op): 6:19pm On Mar 30, 2010
pls can anyone help with
1.  detailed step by step procedure to uploading files in cPanel VPS optimised v3 file manager. i uploaded home page into public_html but when i run the address on a url it give me an error page:
                 index/
                 cgi-bin        (! --appears as an hyperlink)
                 home page    (! --also a link. when u click here it then takes u to the home page)
                 etc (! --a list of other)

NB when i run the domain (registered) address on a url, it should take me straight to the home page. but this doesn't  sad

and
2.    any other tips u may honourably give from your distinguished experiences   wink cheesy

pls somebody help, anybody help
merci!
WebmastersCpanel Configuration -please Help! by YD(op): 6:12pm On Mar 30, 2010
pls can anyone help with
1.  detailed step by step procedure to uploading files into cPanel VPS optimised v3 File Manager. i uploaded home page into public_html but when i run the address on a url it give an error page:
                 index/
                 cgi-bin        (! --appears as an hyperlink)
                 home page    (! --also a link. when u click here it then takes u to the home page)
                 etc (! --a list of other)

NB when i run the domain (registered) address on a url, it should take me straight to the home page. but this doesn't  sad

and
2.    any other tips u may honourably give from your distinguished experiences   wink cheesy

pls somebody help, anybody
PhonesRe: How Much Did You Buy Your First Sim Card. by YD(m): 4:24pm On Mar 26, 2010
bought my econet line 32grand. angry funny i cant even remember how much i bought my first handset, motorola talkabout.

these days i compare somethings and i can do is laugh! imagine buy a sim32grand now sold for 150naira or imagine a balckberry and a motorola talkabout

how time+tech ridicles things
FamilyRe: Do I Have To Confess My Adultery To My Spouse? by YD(m): 5:07pm On Mar 24, 2010
@ poster.
from experience, if you are a lady and u r certain he'll never find out, then stay mute, pls. personally, i always thot i cld handle such news (partner cheating) until i heard the news, FROM HER! anyway d rest na story. . . but if u're a guy, maybe u can consider telling her, nature's made it such that ladies forgive better without much damages after that day,i now wonder how they do it
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by YD(m): 4:00pm On Mar 24, 2010
song title: Black Rain
artist: Incognito
album: No Time Like The Future
genre: Electronic
year: 1999
PoliticsRe: Turai Would Want Her Husband To Leave Power - Confidant by YD(m): 1:29pm On Mar 22, 2010
i read this write up wondering if the poster wrote all these sentiments-free minded or there's more to it. she certainly hasnt behaved like one who should be showered with much pity. in my own opinion, she hasnt conducted herself in a way that can provoke nationwide sentiment, or at least mine.
she'll serve to caution any reocurrence of her type in the near or farthest future, hopefully.  tongue
Music/RadioRe: Do You Think Any Nigeria Musician Can Win a Grammy? by YD(m): 12:58pm On Mar 19, 2010
can sade adu win grammy?

can seal crow win a grammy?

or maybe can sophia okonedo win oscar, ba?
SportsRe: Is John Mikel Obi Superb Or Simply Overrated? by YD(m): 12:46pm On Mar 18, 2010
@topic

simply overrated.  angry
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Kidnaps Himself To Avoid Marriage by YD(m): 11:53am On Mar 18, 2010
nairaland is the place to ease off stress. . . laughing wildly
grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Judge Suspended For Street Fighting by YD(m): 11:25am On Mar 18, 2010
RomanceRe: If U Were To Choose Btw $1,000,000 And True Love. Which Would It Be And Y? by YD(m): 6:01pm On Mar 16, 2010
$1m? cheesy
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle Your Wife's Past After Marriage by YD(m): 1:24pm On Mar 16, 2010
a wise saying.
keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half shut afterwards! -Benjamin Franklin

make that ur ears half-shut afterwards
FoodRe: No Pepper In Ibadan ( Pepper Seller On Strike ) 5 Rodo For N1000 by YD(m): 4:16pm On Mar 15, 2010
grin grin grin

@poster.
Hmmmm please what exactly prompted this action from the market women? i'm a bit curious, was it reported in the any of the dailies? where did you get this bit of information. shocked shocked
it ridicules many things, so just to be sure its 4real

shock and ridicule is what you get when you read this sorta thing! shakes head sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Exon-mobil Is Recruiting by YD(m): 2:04pm On Mar 12, 2010
pentium_ix:
Thunder fire you!!
shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong To Spend A Lot On A Guy? by YD(m): 1:01pm On Mar 11, 2010
on necessities he cannot afford, or can afford but you choose to give as gifts- nothing wrong at all. but on luxury -spend and don't complain afterwards.
RomanceRe: What Do naija Girls Offer In Relationships? by YD(m): 12:32pm On Mar 11, 2010
otukpo:
Everything!
Anthing u can dream or thinkof.
perfect example of a genuine lie! cheesy
RomanceRe: My Boss Wants Me Or Get Fired by YD(m): 12:08pm On Mar 11, 2010
Awesomepal:
If you 're truly serious abt getting this off your neck, seek further counselling from the church! angry
Hmmm

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