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Ibrahim olaitan: story teller

you don't have to quote the original post just to type that. Are you a learner?

queven: Just today, my first time ever, I saw a fresh looking boy with fresh haircut unclad at obalende bus stop, he does not look mad and neither does he look dirty, till now am still wondering what could have happened to him, dnt think e is avoiding arrest though, funniest part was that e was not even covering his joystick,

and you stood watching without helping him?

Mr Mac-10:
What do u expect when the rich are above the Law

how does that relate with the topic on ground?

ProfChris10: As for the police arresting an unclad man doesn't make sense now for the kind of crime of parking wrongly, just imagine dragging an unclad man to the station, it would seem like arresting a mad man. It's funny and foolish

are you saying they should let them go free?

lepasharon: @ OP,why are you describing a mans diickk?

it's part of storytelling

temmy3723: I witness sometin of that nature in Lag but guys do u know wat? Police men too decided to go naked.Funny! But police con worst pass the driver sef

is this a joke?

Nonsense.....Instead of them to sue Federal Government.

Dallas Cowgirl: yemi, I find it unnerving that you're describing the appearance of another man's dciikkkk.

Next time sha, take pictures and let us know how bushy you like it.

I have pictures of the bus driver, but I can't post it here without first editing it. What do you want the pictures for?

Deiok: Yemi put yourself in the shoes of the police men, and let see if you will go ahead and arrest a man acting like a lunactic.

I can never put myself in the shoes of a Nigerian Police Man. Never, not even in the next world.

However, I see no senseable reason why a Policeman will allow a law breaker go free all because he stripped himself naked. Things like this can only happen in a country called; Nigeria.

DonCrust: Why do I always get this error message each and everytime I want to comment on a post...
An unexpected error has occurred. Sorry about this.

are you using ucweb browser?

Freiburger: Why should a police officer leave a law breaker unarrested just because he/she decided to get unclad?

That's a question I can't answer myself.

Abu Mikey: nobody wants to visit a police station as a "suspect" cos when you get there,there's this notion "Edo citizens" always stick to which is "If You Reach Police Station,Dem Go Change Am For You"

Hope you can decipher the bolded?

Yeah! True. That's so true.

Is just like asking why is Nigeria call Naija.

Abu Mikey: I've even seen such scene at Ekpoma , about two weeks ago sef, but the policemen didn't take it easy with the boy oo, cos they used Baton to put some sense inside his skull !!!

It wasn't funny that day sha.


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All izz well

Why is it common in Edo state?

Fellow Nigerians.

My name is Yemi, I'm a student based in Benin City, the Edo State Capital, Nigeria.

A new trend among my fellow Nigeria youths has been bothering me for quiet sometime now and I will be happy if we all can contribute to this thread and see how will can help ourselves.

Yesterday, I went to Ring Road (Abuma) to buy a mobile phone but was suprised and shocked when I saw a middle-aged man displaying his talent. It all started like a Joke.

The commerical bus driver was stopped by two men of the Nigerian Police Force for parking his bus on the wrong lane which was just a stone-throw from the Ring Road Police Station, he was asked to pay a fine or get arrested for breaking the law.

To my greatest suprised, he came down from his bus, took of his clothes (trouser and t-shirt) and started rolling on the floor, spitting out saliva and rubbing it on his body like a mad man. Soon, the two Police men on ground at the time of the incident grabbed him by his hand and were trying to take him to the station, when he suddenly forced himself out of their hands and took of his dirty perry-cole boxer.

"I won die today o. make una kill me o..

"shebi una dey find who una arrest, make una arrest me na" the bus driver said crying like a christmas goat with his eyes out of their sockets.

You need to see how "our" Nigerian Policemen gave him way to continue with his drama, the whole of Ring Road, including market women all rushed to sence just to watched as the young man continued fooling himself and his fellow young. Young sexy girls were not left out, trust Benin girls now, they brought out their phone, snapping and recording the event as they unfold.

You need to see how huge and bushy his dick was, he sure would win the "world most bushy dick" if there was any competition like that.

The drama was on for about an hour as the Policemen left him there and went back to their duty post.

I was suprised when the Police men left without arresting him. Could it be because they were scared of him? I guess NO! They could have called for help from other Policemen at the station, but they didn't.

Another story, I watched this on ITV news two days ago. Some youths of an area which I can't remember the name now protested to NEPA office cause of what they tagged as "419 NEPA", during the protest a young man stripped himself naked not minding the fact that there were sexy divas looking at him. After the protest, their light was stil not restored and they all walked home in shame.

Some years back, in my former area, A married man beat up his wife, the women went to the station and came back with about six Policemen to arrest him. To the surprise of all, her husband striped himself naked, poo on the ground and was eating his poo all because he was trying to avoid arrest. The Police men could not arrest him, they all went back to their station.

Now, what is the problem with our youths of today?
Why this new trend?
Is stripping oneself the only or best way to avoid arrest?
What can be done to stop this new trend among our youths?
Why do Policemen allow this kind of people go free without arresting them?

Let's all share our stories with event like the above and see how we can help youths with such mentality.

Mod, I will be happy if this thread hit the front page. I want to use it as a celebration of my two years on Nairaland.

Iaz93: YEMI! YEMI!! Money wasn't involved, no wonder you were arguing blindly.

that's right bro. I was trying to pull their legs.

Emyo: goto zenith bank pay 2300, get a pin and proceed to a cafe to do your registration on the school website.

I can't post a secret info for you here so call and request for it.

secret info? I just laughed after reading that part. Why did you open this thread? Is it not to help students? Why must they call you? So, everybody that wants to run the diploma registration should start calling you? Continue like this and this thread will be locked. It's a promise.

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faithgokz: yemi, .ah scored blow 40. .qoin 4 p.d tho. .z d entrance exam 4 p.d hard? n cn sum1 fail d entrance exam??

@bolded.. Yes! It's possible for one to fail the exam. However, I don't consider it as failure. Reason be that, if a student didn't met the cutoff mark for his department during the entrance exam, he/she will be transfer to diploma programme

faithgokz: yemi, .ah scored blow 40. .qoin 4 p.d tho. .z d entrance exam 4 p.d hard? n cn sum1 fail d entrance exam??

My dear, I know you followed my "2go love story" and saw how hard it was for me to secure admission even with my high score in Jamb. I'll always advise people to go for the Pre-Degree Programme as it is the best way to gain admission in KSU. Like I stated before, The entrance, mid-semester and final exam are not hard, all that is required of you is the ability to read and tick the correct answer. If I can score 75 out of 100 in the entrance exam, then, you can score 90. It's too cheap.

Deleabiodun: Pls. how can people from far distance like us get the form plus how much is it cos I dont even know of where to get a detailed info on this development.

you better be fast about it, the exam is around 25 - 27 of this month. I think it cost 2,500, you can buy the form at any zenith bank nationwide. Click the link on Samuel's post for more info.

Deleabiodun: Never knew, pls shed more light on dis this ?

The form is already on sale, I don't have much information about the exam tho.

I agree with Samuel on this one.

The probably of people that scored below 40 gaining admission is almost Zero, it's also advisable to obtain the Pre-Degree form if you scored above 40 but didn't met the required cutoff mark for your department or faculty.

Pre-Degree is the safest way to gain admission in KSU, the duration is quiet short and will afford you the opportunity to know the school and its environment better before you finally become a degree student.

The entrance examination is like Primary six leaving school certificate exam, the mid-semester and final exams are also cheap, as questions will be asked based on what you were taught during the programme.

You need not to attend Jamb lectures as the programme covered jamb's topics.

If you stil think it's wasting of time, you're on your own. I wrote post-UTME exam in KSU twice but couldn't secure admission even in the faculty of education, until a family person introduced the Pre-Degree programme to me. As I type this now, I'm now a degree student of KSU (I scored 362 out of 240 in the final exam). All thanks to Pre-Degree.

We were more than five hundred students that wrote the exam in July this year and not up to 20 failed. They failed not because the questions were hard, but because they paid their school fees and never attented lectuers for once. During the exam, I was shocked and suprised when I saw strange faces of students esp beautiful females (when I say beautiful, I mean it) in my department that were never in class. Now, tell me, how will such students pass? The answer is No Way!

I'm not a staff under the centre for Pre-Degree and diploma studies who is doing his best to promote the Programme. I'm just trying to advise students who scored below 40 in the just concluded post-UTME exam.

I'll always be there to answer any question concerning the Pre-Degree Programme. All the best as you think about my advise.

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