₦airaland Forum

there are rules and regulations guiding every society,
so if these 120 student chose to break the rules of the school, too bad.

Who says Juju does nt work in Nigeria anymore,
come to my neck of the woods and find out whether it works or not.

the brother sure needs help!

Have a good laff on me !!!!!!



WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!


HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humor)

why couldnt have used one of our own players?

The person perdits others death, should also have the same previlege to
perdict his own death, abi

I guess there was no WATER in the well when he jumped in?

'ODE'

About time, she might be cell mates with her father,  

what a way too go, he left the way he came! really nice

what a way too go, he left the way came! really nice

Ogun State Politics for the YEWA's (former Egbado) come 2011.

I undersatnd that its time for the Yewa's chance at the number post in the State (Governor),
come 2011, the egbas, ijebus and the remo people have all had their take at been Governor,
now its our turn. But I have my fears, any yewa person in the house, stand up and be counted.

Yewaman

its truly very sad, how many of our people are overworked,
and dont get good medical care here until its too late.

And I dont think the Nigerian Poilcehave any medicare for their
officers

We are still joking, because we still have options fo other types of rice,
the government iis goping to spend billions on importation of rice, in stead
of investing these money in improving the qaulity of Ofoda or Abakaliki.

God help us

Yes Jesus Loves u, Yes Jesus loves u, 'Gentledove' Yes Jesus loves u,
Cos the Bible tells u so!

Congrats

even with the current situation of the things, we are not getting enough power supply, who says the service of almighy PHCN will improve!

My dear poster,

No person can make you or give joy, be happy with yourself first and dont tie your future to a guy who is not on the same page with you, you dont need anybody on the forum too advice on what to do with your relationship you are the one in the relatioship, if its not paying you move, am sure there is someone out there, who will love for who you are.

people there is no hard and fast rule to relationships, particularly when it is one sided,
you need to do a rethink, when the guy does most of the calling.

take for example a guy sends his girl friend credit, thinking she will call him and gist,
and she does not call or even acknowledge the credit, and she starats flshing him, that
dose not make sense to me, 'this is my own view' may God help us all to know
the right thing to do. AMEN

why go for a banking job when his passion is in Engineering, oh I forgot (banking job 140k, and engineering 60k), has he thought of the possibility of that 60k becoming 140k in three months and no chance of an increase in salary from the bank job for the next 1yr or more (thats if he dose not not get sacked first).

He should chase his passion, no pain no gain.

why go for a banking job when his passion is in Engineering, oh I forgot (banking job 140k, and engineering 60k), has he thought of the possibility of that 60k becoming 140k in three months and no chance of an increase in salary from the bank job for the next 1yr or more (thats if he dose not not get sacked first).

I should chase his passion, no pain no gain.

there is a yoruba proverb translated says; the devil is in the chest of children,
and you remove it with the cain, simple. 13 yr old telling you that she dose not
want to go to church, nonesense

he who fails to plan, plans too fail.

he who fails to plain, plains too fail.

It is such a pity that the delta area is not been paid the deserved attention,
the oil producing companies should be held accountable to the communities,
were they are doing business in and the government,
instead of raping the land and the women in this areas.

END OF DISCUSSION,

@ Topic

Truth be told, family first, if are great at home you will excel in the workplace, if you are bad at home your work will also suffer, we need to find a balance so that one dose not take the place of the other.

tales by moonlight and the lesson learnt from this is that, shit happens move on.

my advice to you is this, first of all be yourself, second of all listen to her when she talks and love her

Marriage is honourable before God!

Marriage is honourable before God!

I never believed that the eagles could perform the way they played this evening,
the goalkeeper really performed. Maybe we can get to the finals Maybe