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the church is a great place to go for some issues, but some nigerians are so back-ward that they go to churches for every single thing...

to put it bluntly, a dude commiting fornication goes to a CHURCH to be healed so he can continue to commit more FORNICATION and enjoy it this time

I'm sorry but the dude was plain dumb n if u say R.I.P to a guy who commited suicide while a fornicator...well, God help us all.

#end-note, a hospital or herbal drugs would have been more effective....and before people say I'm heartless. R.I.P broda

[quote author=uj_sizzle]That's what i'm singing oo..funny song
Thanks a zil [/quote]the only reason I waste my time on the song is cuz of the video n d earthquakes on show....if u were a dude u'd understand why it gives me joy

and the jamaican lady screaming "for real".....
who let her outta d zoo

Abagworo: I think Jonathan's major problem is his wife. Even all the wrong moves including fighting Amaechi were mostly initiated by his wife. Today 90% of oil contracts requires Madam's percentage and not even Jonathan himself. I can recall that she was once caught with millions of Dollars when Jonathan was Bayelsa Governor.

if I enter that woman's (or was her name remixed by a certain professor) matter.......my guy, the venom of my posts would melt nairaland's server.....


its not worth the time abeg.

berem: Definitely inherited from my daddy!

when I become a dad...Imma emulate your pops

[quote author=uj_sizzle]twerk it twerk it twerk it [/quote]hope its not the busta rhymes n nicki's version u singing to....the audio should be scrapped n best to mute the tv when the video comes on for maximum enjoyment....


by the way, HBD to u.

berem: Someone who is CORRUPTION PERSONIFIED can never fight Corruption!

never seen a lady so passionate bout politics ...must have been inherited


though I think jonathan is just passive and allows corruption to go unchallenged while its parading in front of him....don't think he is very corrupt himself...

[quote author=uj_sizzle]If you like animations, then you should watch:

*Hotel Transyvania
*Monster University
*Despicable Me 1&2
*Ice Age 4
*Madagascar 3

High School Musicals
*Pitch Perfect
*Stomp the yard

Action Fantasy
*The Dark Knight
*The Avengers
*Man of Steel
*The Wolverine

Musicals
*The Phantom of the Opera
*Les Miserables
*Mouline Rouge

WHATEVER ELSE
*Silver Lining Playbook
*Inception
*Rush Hour
*TED

Horror/Thriller
*The Hills Have Eyes
*Saw 1,2,3,4,5
*The Ring 1,2

Romance
*Titanic
*Shakespeare in Love


oh boy...I can't remember the names of so many movies [/quote]nice taste u got there...
when I come visit u, u better keep a watchful eye on your system....who knows who might be eyeing its contents

chokl8candie: hmmmmm reali? ...sealed lips ooo ...lemme copy and paste what a south African lady posted about nigerians on another thread. Dunno if all what she said was true but I must confess i had never laughed so hard in my life!! It ws hilarious
***''They look like who? Nigerian women? Dude it's
pretty clear that you dont even know what
women from your country look like. I thought
you were gonna say they look south african.
Why do nigerians assume that other African
countries dont know what Nigerian women look like. Dude i can give you a vivid
description of what Nigerian women look like
based on 20 or so years that your women have
graced the screens of Africa through movies
and also based on what i have seen here in
America and my home country South Africa. Nigerian women usualy have big lips or big
mouth, you know the Miss Piggy kind of mouth.
Your actresses like Tonto Dike, Rita dominic, One
Uche Obodo or watever her name is, all fall
under what a typical nigerian woman look like.
over here in the USA, Simi, Inije, Amara, Tayo. OMG! you should see these women,Ugly with a
mouth like pigs. if your lucky to find a Nigerian
women who doesnt have mouth as big as pig,
she is either shapeless or have unattractive
legs. thats the God damn truth based on my
experience. Now if u are lucky to find a Nigerian women who doesnt have the typical
miss piggy lips, is not shapeless and doesnt
have unattractive legs, she has bleached the
heck out of her body. you know the kind of
bleaching that hurts your eyes.Now how many
of your actresses have their own natural color. From Tonto Dike to Rita Dominic to Omotola,all
these actresses have bleached the hell outta
their body.i mean almost all ur actresses have
bleached their body.Gosh even Mercy Johnson
is bleaching her face.Now if ur lucky to find a
nigerian woman who doesnt have all these problems mentioned above, she usually look
like she is suffering from gigantism; very tall,
big and manly looking with a feet as wide as
that of Big Foot.Dude go to BellaNaija and see
Nigerian women in high heels; very
unattractive at all.; bunch of bleached as legs with big feet in high heels. they are simply
gorgeous.infact saying
they look like Nigerian women is a big insult to
these gorgeous women''***

*I think u just succeeded in dragging the nigerian vs s.african war over here...

anyways, that lady must have had her eyes bleached if she had anything bad to say bout omosexy n tonto (hate her attitude but d gal fine sha)...

I read some of the above comments and didn't finish all....but has any poster realised what this guy is saying is a threat to national security and would have been prosecuted (or better yet executed) in any sane nation...
he's boasting that he can hold nigeria to ransom again and threatning a sitting governor....he's asking jonathan to look d other way, but if a man can make such utterances and he's not arrested then isn't that a classic act of "looking the other way".


I'm not one to normally compare foreign bodies with naija institutions but in the U.S, if its not possible to arrest the dude due to fear of backlash by those loyal to him.....then the C.I.A would arrange for a very natural "accident" for his sorry a55.

#rant over.

chokl8candie: loolz. Noo!!! how is dat weird?? I also laughed when nonso mentioned stephen appiah. Its good to laff at urself smtyms and not take things too personal. Its a form of therapy actually

well if u noticed, we africans aren't too big on therapy

Bootylicious: Indeed i'll join in saying thank God for Nigeria.. Our men are the most sought after all ova d world, those living abroad can testify to this, so annoying on how they run after our men..And our ladies are the most beautiful in good proportion in Africa.. Ethiopians have beautiful women too but in a Gathering of 20 ladies u'll pick only 2 beautiful ones buh common in a gathering of 20 nigerian women I can beat my chest to 12 beautiful ones.. Worship in christ embassy or Day star u'll get what i'm saying.. I am a lady, my jaw drops open and I stare... quote author=Emmy9ite] This is absolutely hilarious! see stroking! Thank God for Naija o!

why u staring while in church



and while u staring @ others, some dudes would be checking u from behind ....just saying

chokl8candie: yess ooo, i hope not or else they wud start making noise about how ugly west africans are . But on a brighter note we didnt give them the award, a research institute in south Africa did

tell that to the nairalanders who are gonna have a field day on the shapes of other africans head....




by the way, hate to admit it but u got a nice example of segun arinze n taye taiwo....is it weird that I'm nigerian and I found that to be funny

[quote author=Mynd_44]Look away and act like it never happened[/quote]that's what I tried to do....except when I got back to my books


I could see their lips locking on the pages (na to go back hostel go play PES)

Msoy: Like if u knw say na..........END TYM TINZ.

bros, it must have happened in biblical times....no be tiday e start

obowunmi: Woman full market, find another crush and move on.

normal na...
happened a while ago n learnt my lessons...


I'm sure it has happened to quite a few of us....or na me only me don enter this boat...

The day starts off as pleasantly as u can imagine, lectures fly pass, u greet the same people u don't even know by name and u and your peeps can go hang out and try catching some babes....but u not that into it.
Night falls, alone @ last and the weather entices u to go do some night jacking (reading)...while reading, u remember the gal of your dreams and a tiny smile forms @ your lips and your insides become warm and fuzzy..
So u get up to go get some fresh air and take a lil break, n with an air of a king u look around the department and see guys trying to impress the ladies, gals hips swaying as if demanding your attention but u not moved cuz of u in love with one that is better than them all...now your eyes settle on a dark corner n see two people giggling and just can't get enough of their lips and other parts*ahem*, after what seems an eternity they take a break from their lips-lock n in what seems like a scene straight out of a nollywood block-bluster.......d moonlight shines brilliantly n reveals the lady's face.....

sureteeboy: Ya, I am still single, so what?
You want to fight about it? In all
honesty I have dated a few
wonderful women, and for
whatever the reason the
relationship just didn't work
out. I have lots of nieces and
nephews, and a great family, so
I decided to take a few off from
dating.
I do get a few questions, from
time to time, as to why I have
made this choice. I just tell
people I choose My Android
Smartphone over dating, and
usually no more questions
follow.
1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000
Naira I have seen dates where
people easily spend 20K. There
where no 3D graphics or bonus
content on that date.
2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor
Shower To Press My Android
Smartphone I am all about
hygiene and proper attire but
my Android Smartphone never
asks me to wear a colored shirt.
3. My Android Smartphone
Never Asks Where This
Relationship Is Going I don't
want to think my Android
Smartphone is slutty but it never
questions my commitment
before I level up.
4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox
Gifts My Android Smartphone
has never ask for a necklace or
a spa day with my Symbian
Phone. Not that I haven't
thought about getting my
Android Smartphone a cool tiny
hat, as too give it a little
personality.
5. My Android Smartphone
Never Asks Me To Meet Her
Friends, It all honesty, I don't
get this... it has friends, but if my
Android Smartphone, the
toaster, and my Symbian want
to hang at IHOP and just talk, I
think I would be ok with that.
In summary, I know that my
Android Smartphone can't give
me a hug or share memories
with me, but I am sure Google is
working on that.
http://www./forum/showthread.php?t_id=80843&page=1

all those introvert-orientated posts makes u bold to state this bah...

the spirit of extreme-introvertism shall pass me by

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Rubbish article written by someone with low self esteem. [/color]

more like targeted at guys that wanna date...its a cliche thing actually..

gals wanna date bad guys n have fun....then settle for the nice guys for marriage.

however, a nice guy can modify his behaviour a lil to give him the best of both worlds..

whether its positive or negative, this woman still gets attention....just like the kardashians




want proof, scroll down and look @ how many people are viewing this page right now

thought cameroonians were into br5st ironing...guess its not as wide-spread as I thought..
hope there aren't tok many kenyans on this forum as this may quickly spiral down to inter-country e-war...



we already have our hands full battling southafricans

I don't mean to shoot down the importance of what this guy has done but does anyone feel that APC has something to the with the PDP members rebelling (opposition having private talks *cough*)
I hope more officers are as upright as this guy but the timing of this the new found saint-hood sweeping across PDP seems a bit off.....just my opinion though.

berem: Creativity at its peak! Instead of waiting for ASUU to call off strike, boys should learn to be creative.

girls should learn what then...

Monicasque: The emotions part is the only part u need work on. Many ladies don't care that much about looks coz the woman is the one who is supposed to be cute. As for being nice. Nice guys are are wonderful once a lady knows what she wants in life. We tend to appreciate them blv me.

u do appreciate them.....when its time for marriage that is

Smartie gurl: Left for me, I'm not looking for a perfect man, after all paragon does not really exist yet there are certain qualities i desire from a man. A man of integrity, someone who is responsible and gentle. I kinda despise possessive and authoritatic men, not that he should be effeminate but at least he should respect ma own decision as his partner in life. I will rather stay on ma own than to meddle with a man who smoke or anything addicted to liquor neither will i dine with a man who is a CULTIST( this i detest so much) as for a stingy man who believes only in taking care of himself, lolzz, i berra take to ma heels.

I love hardworking, understanding generous and an enduring man who will understand that the world is not a bed of roses. A man who raises hands on his partner for any damn reason....godamn you!! I will will detest you to the core. I would rather not get married than to marry and be messed around with a one i call my man.

Above all, i love a God fearing and understanding man. Drop yours...

sounds like u just crafted out your perfect man..

Monicasque: for guys its not that much of a big deal but for ladies. Its one hell of a big deal. we tend to be emotional and feel use, hurt and expect much but the truth is its rare that the booty guy will be serous with u coz he has shown that he does not respect u

guys are generally not as prone to emotions as the ladies..
but our modern gals have evolved emotionally...u won't believe d kinda female friends I have n their life-style choices.....not complaining though

[quote author=p.guyokec]So where can we buy d human head? [/quote]how much u have on u

cashkid18: like dis post if u tink d dude is a bigot!!!

that must hurt
u would have seen the opposite of what u wished for if we had an "un-like button"...

how do we get one of those on this forum..

is it cuz u haven't tasted her cheery yet and so u feel she's not your type...my guy, that is a wife material (unless she's hiding her kinky side )

or it might be that u an introvert also and u guys being together is kinda boring....@ the end of the day, the heart wants want the heart wants....listen to it.

Amaaskia: A house husband? Hell NO!

A man has to have a good job, focus on his dreams and with my help work towards achieving those dreams and giving our family a wonderful life.
House husbands don't have dreams? What would they dream about? Bathing the kids? Going shopping? Ah!

A man who works, has a focus on his job and dreams. Has dreams of owning his own company, works hard, plays hard, and remains the head. (My kinda man)

House-husbands rarely remain the head.
Biko I want a man who is in charge, not a man I can kick around.
Wanna be in charge? Pay the bills, work hard, provide for your family and of course love and cherish your family.

*catwalks away*

never settle for less....however, with our current environment u might need a djinni to make your dream man a reality