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Gator can volunteer to teach him culinary skills every weekend. Imagine the guy seeking for Gator in every section. There is more to this than looking for a place to buy african.
Guy, tell us whats on ur mind.

The Punch: Taxes: FG records N124bn shortfall in first quarter

http://punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200905125175165

@ Gator, give him your fone numbre and house address because he doesnt know how to cook naija delicacies.

My E51 works better than the 71. Pimped to the core. Not QWERTY but ADGJMP. 90 words per minute. Need I say more ?

Any bodies here ?

We are not yet ready for change in this country. Many things should be restructured. Our tax system is f.ucked. The tax officials are hella corrupt. You need to see them sealing deals when they go to companies. Do you think such officials would want an accountable tax system.

What are those in State and Federal Inland Revenue Service doing if their work can't be justified? Its better the government scrap these bodies.

Presently the Governor of Lagos State. He has Zero Tolerance for Indiscipline. Not really a politician but someone elected to serve. Love by many and hate by many. He has neither friend nor foe when it comes to delivering good governance. He is presently making Lagos state a MegaCity. Would Fashola be the Messiah we are expecting ?

Nobody loves to pay tax ! But we have to give Caesar His !
Nigeria is one of the best countries where taxes are circumvented.

Tax free real estate properties, autos  etc. Many businesses are not registered with the government. Those that are registered prefer to settle tax officials to paying the accrued tax. Look at Vaswani Brothers. No wonder foreign investors love putting their money in our country cos they know they can eat the meat together with the bile.  Is this normal or am I over reacting ? People won't even mind to avoid Value Added Tax.

The only solution is to pray Rapture takes place. Anything beside that? Statusquo remains !

Poem ?

Ijesa would be a better pick for a new state. Oduduwa state ? How many LGs would come together ?

Who is save in that land If the governor can be under-protected despite his power to make things happen ?

Though we are not happy with the way things are going,. . . . .it is still obvious Nigerians are contented in living a low life. Like Jamace said. . .we are all here e-talking without any action.

When the proxy talks, . . . . . .

N150,000,000. . . . .Chicken change.

Humanly speaking, its not right.
Divinely speaking, it could be right.
Pray to God to lead a right !

Hope this thread won't turn to a religious tussle.

This happens everywhere, not just Aba alone.

@ bece, are you interested in the church or the sermon ?

Damn ! Hope we are not selling groundnut.

Idiot. Why post this in politics ?

Adieu Chelsea ! I can't wait to spank those idiots.

Hardly will you see a woman without putting on any satanic accessories. Most of the things they wear are not biblical . Satan has blindfolded them with fashion. E go hard b4 woman go make heaven o. They can't do without artificial hair, shampoo and lipstick made from placenta, trinket, seductive clothing. . .skimpy skirts and jumpy tops, Jezebel's pedicure and manicure, toning creams and lots more. Out of every 100 people in hell, 2 are men and 98 are women. In fact, we men are blessed. Please don't crucify me. This is an excerpt from 29th March 09 sermon in a church.

Missy b !

Pagan @ home !

Is she short ?

Brb

Heard it was a real life story . Pseudo Names used.

@ sophie, i will upload the line later. Just listen to the end of the song " Mama to bi mama re ni mama mii, emi naa bi temi, mo un to'molowo, mo un fo'moloyan, ma ko tire bami bami, abo oro lan so fo mo luabi, to ba de nu re ado dindin".

Asa is married . . . .and shes got a kid. Listen to "Awe" Track 8 of her Album.