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RomanceRe: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by Ymodulus: 4:11pm On Oct 28, 2014
Do anyone need a campaign Manager?
HealthRe: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Ymodulus(op): 3:56pm On Oct 28, 2014
[size=28pt]Count Down begins. The number of days I know not.

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HealthRe: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Ymodulus(op): 3:53pm On Oct 28, 2014
After googling the easiest ways if committing suicide. I feel the option of drugs is perfect. I am use to drugs.

Let me tell you a brief story. Since I was 16 4-5 years ago ( my year 1 in the University ). I have been use to drinking all sort of drugs.

Its either its for sickling or asthma of some stupid eyes pill. Or some fake GnLd pills. I literally smell pills all just to live. And be strong...

I have taken the best of the best energy drinks from Power horse to Alabunkun or what its called to Bullet etc. I can tell you their side effect and strong point. Why I am use to this I feel the idea of one commuting suicide by dinking drugs. Is the best and easiest.



Now some drugs pill. I have decided visiting some of the biggest pharmacy in town asking for this set of drugs you know they can be Handy at one Point in time.


I love this but I doubt it can be found in Nigeria

HealthRe: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Ymodulus(op):
I was thinking of Drugs and reading more about suicide. I was astonished about things I saw , read and came to understand. I believe suicide is always an option. Now am reading about the easiest way to commit suicide


You see one thing I have never done is smoke or sneeze some Marijuana, now I ask my self if today is my last why don't I taste it. I know am asthmatic. Oooo



Incase you don't know I am

1. Asthmatic
2. Use glasses ( Astigmatism. Power of lens -3.0 refractive 90 degrees. Cylinder )
3. Sickle ..

And some one tells me there is a god? Enough of the bull stories.

As I was saying I think marijuana will be cool but I don't know where to get them. Also some drugs or suicide pills will be Nice.



*** guess what I got names to some suicide pills ***

Hey am not thinking of suicide at least not yet but I blive there is a point in our lives where dieing is better than living. And I think I have reached that limit.

PropertiesRe: Office Partitioning by Ymodulus: 1:47pm On Oct 28, 2014
REVAMPINTERIOR:
Location [b]NOT[/b]a barrier.

Besides most of our presence is here in LAGOS

Thank you Sir
Thanks.

What I want s like a big room or hall of 15,000mm X 21000mm.

Then you partition it into a big office and House
HealthRe: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Ymodulus(op): 1:01pm On Oct 28, 2014
I just read a quote


I read a quote that went something like: "If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right."


[size=18pt] "If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?" [/size]

Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.


Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.


I need you death. I need to die. This life makes no sense. Have no essence. Why do I have to live for others why don't I live for myself
HealthRe: My Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Ymodulus(op): 12:21pm On Oct 28, 2014
I was thinking of the day and time I die. What others will do and how I want things to look. So I came to conclusion that this are my wishes when I die.

1. I don't want to be buried.
2. Please Have my corpse donated to the university of Lagos for medical research.
3. Where wish 3 ain't possible. Have my corpse cremated.
4. Never let my parents nor friends see my corpse
5. Please read me a good funeral speech
6. Do not waste money buying drinks or calling people or organizing a funeral ceremony.
7. Do not cry to me

For when am dead am dead and seize to exist.



[size=18pt]Some are bound to die young By dying young a person stays young in people's memory. If he burns brightly before he dies, his brightness shines for all time[/size] - Dalai Lama (Buddhist Leader )
HealthMy Last Days. Death, Funeral, Pains, Xraying the Life Of A Ymodulus, A Psycho by Ymodulus(op):
September 19th , 11Am, General Hospital.

Dr T.Y (as I call her ) broke the news. "Ymodulus if you keep on leaving your life the way you are, you will give up the ghost at an early age". ( https://www.nairaland.com/1910568/need-contribution-desperate ).

I knew what she meant I just smiled and acted like I never cared. Truth be told am not scared of dieing. At least I have my will with my lawyer lol! ( joking ). Ever since she made that statement have felt the need to be blunt to everyone who I talk too, telling them the truth even if it hurts.




I don't have a diary, I don't write things into a diary. I imprint myself into the sky and when the sunlight shines brightly, I can stand under the sun's rays and everything I have imprinted of myself into the sky, I will begin to see again, feel again, remember. And when the wind begins to blow, it blows the details over my face, and I remember everything I left in the sky and see new things being born
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I am unwritten. I am Dead, My life is another Name to Sorrows and Suffering, I am Ymodulus but you can call me The Psycho. This is my Diary. Narrating my Pains / Sufferings and Death. I have never seen reason to be happy and in my last days I still believe not been happy. I will for once be honest in all I post here




[size=20pt]Welcome to My Dairy
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PropertiesRe: Newly Renovated 3 Bedroom Apartment For Rent At Egbeda, Lagos [See Pictures] by Ymodulus: 10:31am On Oct 28, 2014
Good.

Not what I want. Thanks
PropertiesRe: Newly Renovated 3 Bedroom Apartment For Rent At Egbeda, Lagos [See Pictures] by Ymodulus: 10:31am On Oct 28, 2014
Good.

Not what I want. Thanks
PropertiesRe: Office Partitioning by Ymodulus: 8:52am On Oct 28, 2014
If I may ask,

I need you to do a Job in Lagos but what I see from your post its seems you are based in Abuja.
Now if I want you to handle a job in Lagos. Can you do that or. Location a barrier? Also do you have Interior Decors?
PropertiesRe: Land For Joint Venture In Victoria Island & Banana Island by Ymodulus: 8:38am On Oct 28, 2014
Explain. What are the terms and condition.


I need a land in Lagos where I don know however you issue of joint venture is making the whole thing compex. Can u show me lands in other area of Lagos not to expensive. With a building on top that can be renovated??
PropertiesRe: Newly Renovated 3 Bedroom Apartment For Rent At Egbeda, Lagos [See Pictures] by Ymodulus: 8:35am On Oct 28, 2014
How much.huh?


Also can I see pictures of the surrounding?
PhonesRe: Is This The End Of MTN SME Data Share Subscription Business? by Ymodulus: 8:54pm On Oct 26, 2014
bobo65:
I'm with u 100%
I hope that gal that sold 250mb for 200 naira is happy now


I respect octavo anytime, if I'm ryt, he is d first Nairalander to start the biz

wen I saw 250mb for 500 naira, I was shocked, I was among his early patronizers

very okay price

at dis juncture is where I wish google wasn't existing

and I wish mtn displayed their msg as " UV been transferred 250mb" without including SME share


if it were so, probably octavo would b d only reseller or we would have very few resellers

and blv me, SME share wouldn't have come to this

ppl wasted data, after all they bought it for just 200 naira

new resellers caused traffic

nigerians always misuse everything given to them
Mr no one is against octavo.


I respect octavo as I have done business with him time past in respect to a phone. So I hold him in high esteem and will accord him respect any day anytime. He taught 98% of everything there is to the data business. Yes I say so openly.

Now sir you have to understand this about market. As I had said earlier we operate a free market system where every one can sell an item at any price they wish too. That's why its call capitalism. And needless I remind you that price regulation or control have never been and will never be completely successful. Some few examples fan be seen

1. China. Even with how China boast of a socialist government there is still high variation on price of items among sellers

2. Nigeria: Sir though I was never born as at the time of General Bihari / Odiagbon but history tell us that there was war against indiscipline and also price control where price of items were regulated. But even at this some sellers sold more than the other. Woke Soyinka stated this clearly in one of his interview against buhari.

3. Senegal or so (I think its Senegal I can't recall which country). In that country even with the price regulation of cement. Dangote a foreigner went in and slashed the price to half its normal price this send vibrations to every cement maker.

All my above three examples are to show that you can't completely wipe out competition or ensure a fixed price for an item through out a market not even the best socialist government of China could do it how much more we Nigerians.


That been said. Now is not time to trade blames or insults or complains. No matter how long you keep on shouting octavo !! Octavo !!! Or resellers it will not crash the price or revert the issue of SME DATA SHARE. what we should be talking of now is SOLUTIONS, not just solutions but Viable ones. This is the way forward. Rather than shouting octavo or reseller spoilt this and that.




[size=20pt]"It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it."[/size]
- John Steinbeck




Signed: Ymodulus
BusinessRe: Charcoal Suppliers Still Needed by Ymodulus: 10:50pm On Oct 25, 2014
Your no is not going through.
PhonesRe: Is This The End Of MTN SME Data Share Subscription Business? by Ymodulus: 8:15am On Oct 25, 2014
Preciousone4ril:
@ymodulus ur first 3 solution wldnt work. Firstly and foremostly, mtn never said the plan was for ppl to buy and resell instead twas for small and medium enterprise to share data to its work force. How are you going to proof to the court that the over 100 ppl u have shared data to AR part oof your work force. Where did you register the business... Sueing is a dead end and so is the other 2 options. Sell in 1gb and above.. My only question is this.... Is the 10 shares restricted to the 10gb plan or does it cut across the length of the plan?
There are more ways and loopholes to exploit.

Even at that we can still exploit it. Now we can act as activist fighting for a course asking Mtn not to wrongly penalize this business owners.

Mtn up till now have not updated their website

PhonesRe: Is This The End Of MTN SME Data Share Subscription Business? by Ymodulus: 7:57am On Oct 25, 2014
marcjoe:
I guess u know u cant use ur sme plan with that sim that the plan is on.? Uless u share it.. .so ur 33gb has also been wasted....like my 62gb
His own is small na. I have 71gig.
PhonesRe: Is This The End Of MTN SME Data Share Subscription Business? by Ymodulus: 7:52am On Oct 25, 2014
OCTAVO:
The unnecessary ridiculous price slash by resellers caused this!
Apparently, no one can sell below 1gb at a time with this latest development. And it won't make sense to buy any plan more than 10gb anymore since one can only share 10times per plan purchased.
You can't say that for sure octavo.

In a capitalist system of market there is always bound to be freedom of price. Even Mtn understands this.


To me I feel the problem is that we are in a country where an Organization can just come out, change rules or policy without properly notifying her customers and they will work away with it. Even our lawyers are not helping matters. You cant pay them a token to sue a company even when its apparently clear that they have much to benefit.


Now is not the time to trade complains or blames. Every wise business man should know that anything is bound to happen in business. And should prepare well.
Now its time to discuss the way forward for the different set of people.

1. The set of people that have about 30 - 75 gig
2. Those with 1- 30gig
3. Those yet to renew their subscription
4. Those who just renewed.


Solutions
Looking at all possible ideas there are only 3 ways to go about this and anything aside this three is just futile.

1. Sue Mtn
2. Plead with NCC or Mtn to let us finish our current Data and then give us a set date after which the new system will kick off.
3. Ask Ncc to force Mtn to re-compensate Us.
4. Sell 10GB only at 1Gb per user and at a Higher price.





Let's just say DataStrike just started and we need a Nigerian Data Congress with a president, protest and lodge a complain.



[size=18pt]"Uncertainty in any business is path to wiseness. This is why I believe that wise business men should only Hit make money and redraw"
[/size]- Warren Buffet
PhonesRe: Unboxing And Review - Elephone G5 by Ymodulus(op): 11:39pm On Oct 24, 2014
[size=16pt]Battery[/size]

Battery test of the Elephone G5

PhonesRe: Unboxing And Review - Elephone G5 by Ymodulus(op): 7:40pm On Oct 24, 2014
In some few minutes i will upload the battery meter test and review alsoe with camera and picture qualities
PhonesRe: Unboxing And Review - Elephone G5 by Ymodulus(op): 7:21pm On Oct 24, 2014
Valentinooo:
Nice review you have there @Ymodulus. And pls don't abandon this thread like that of umi c1 o. Keep the update coming especially [size=21pt]battery performance.[/size]
This time i have decided to test the battery using a battery tester. I will not rely on those specs manufacturers or seller post up there. However with the look of the battery i noticed Elephone modified it making it a little bigger than their previous Phones.

For now i wont post battery review untill i used the phone more than 4hours or when i have tested the battery with a battery tester.
PhonesRe: Unboxing And Review - Elephone G5 by Ymodulus(op): 6:54pm On Oct 24, 2014
Other Photos

PhonesRe: Unboxing And Review - Elephone G5 by Ymodulus(op): 6:53pm On Oct 24, 2014
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PhonesRe: Unboxing And Review - Elephone G5 by Ymodulus(op):
[size=14pt]Antutu Benchmarks[/size]

Running an ANTUTU BENCHMARK on the Elephone G5 gave a score of 17,217. This is not bad for a quadcore device of 1.3Ghz.

See Pictures Below

PhonesRe: Unboxing And Review - Elephone G5 by Ymodulus(op): 6:26pm On Oct 24, 2014
[size=14pt]Battery[/size]
PhonesRe: Unboxing And Review - Elephone G5 by Ymodulus(op):
[size=14pt]Gestures[/size]

OK. I must commend the gestured of elephone G5. It has lot of nice shortcuts. I Love Gestures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PhonesRe: Unboxing And Review - Elephone G5 by Ymodulus(op):
[size=15pt]NETWORK[/size]
Both sims uses 3.75G

[size=15pt]DISPLAY[/size]
The elephone G5 comes with a Corning Gorilla glass II screen, QHD resolution, 16Million colors and a 5.5" Screen size ([size=15pt] I am a fan of big phone screens if i can get a phone of 30" yes i said 30". i will go for it. [/size])

[size=15pt]Notification light present[/size]

The Led notification light is the bomb. You can change the color of the light according to the notification. Example you can set Red Color for Messages, Blue color for Missed Call, , Green Color for charging.

PhonesRe: Unboxing And Review - Elephone G5 by Ymodulus(op): 6:16pm On Oct 24, 2014
CAMERA

Dual Camera(1*Front camera:5.0MP;1*back camera:13.0MP).

I have to tell you that am more than impressed with the camera. The camera is 10times better than that of the UMI C1. Am not really that surprise cause Telephone has always got it right when it comes to picture quality.


Phone also supports OTG (USB -on-the -go)
PhonesRe: Unboxing And Review - Elephone G5 by Ymodulus(op):
[size=13pt]Memory[/size]

Memory: 1GB Ram + 8GB inbuilt memory.
Uses External Memory Card ? : Yes. You can also use external memory of up to 64GB


[size=13pt]PROCESSoR / OS/ ROM[/size]
The Elephpne G5 runs on a QuadCore processor of CPU Speed 1.3GHz. From use the Rom is extremely fast and ok and runs smooth

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