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so i waste me mb....

for this....

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sexy ko.....seski ni...
*abeg make i go check my beans before e burn*

sometimes i wonder what they use all his wealth for....would they take it with them when they die....isnt it
the same rice,bread or water that they drink that the poor in the society eats and drinks.....if they decided
to give 3/4 of their wealth to the poor in the society ...will the remaining quarter not sustain them?....if
oyedepo decided to make convenant university cheap and a way of providing education to the less
priviledged...would it be bad?
well ....congrats to them on a successful life..
*going to put rice on the fire*

well....dont think all girls are intimidated by looks or by money....the truth is if u get money and she likes you for that...she's a runz girl cos the moment someone comes with more money na bye bye tins...
and the same applies to looks...there is always someone hotter and sexier than you...
and not all naija girls are moved by money...
i doubt if any girl here would date someone who is handsome yet no fit spell him name or no fit cross main road by himself or a handsome "mumu"...
what intimidates any girl is knwn to her alone...
the truth is look good, smell nice, and have enuf in ur wallet at least to buy her something(you dont have to drive a lambourghini)....
cos e go pain if u get intimidated by person wey dey drive ferrari nain two of una go get accident for thirdmainland bridge...
or person wey handsome come be ritualist on top...
peace....

sometimes i wonder what they use all his wealth for....would they take it with them when they die....isnt it the same rice,bread or water that they drink that the poor in the society eats and drinks.....if they decided to give 3/4 of their wealth to the poor in the society ...will the remaining quarter not sustain them?....if oyedepo decided to make convenant university cheap and a way of providing education to the less priviledged...would it be bad?
well ....congrats to them on a successful life..
*going to put rice on the fire*

*goin to boil water for eba*.....

kimco: He doesn't sex gals enuff.

totally forgot that OHMSS dude.....just one movie.wey d guy act them commot am

Larryfly: 'woman: I would have given you the world James Bond

James Bond: The world is not enough'


I still feel Pierce Brosnan is the best James Bond character and the worst is Daniel Craig

well daniel craig definitely the worst....as for best...there's still roger moore....that guy was awesome

eeeww....the first one looks disgusting.....
nice write up though...for those girls wey think say dem get omotola hips...na saddlebag tins....

basically a test of how wide u can think and hw well u can communicate ur thoughts....after all no use knwing evrything and u cant explain it to sumone....so there is no correct ansa...just perception and justification.....think of it this way....u can be standing in front of a horse with ur friend and he can tell u that its a cow and justify that claim such that even the horse would "moo"

lertee:

guess you are among the 10 percent who cant find their shape here......

sandyylove: Waiting for more,yet to see mine.

have you seen yours now?

12. THE VASE;
as a vase you will have -
Big Breasts,
Gently Curving longer waist,
Hip size equal to breast size,
Slim thighs and legs

KEY SHAPES: the wide, scooped neckline helps to balance your chest with the rest of the body. curvy girls need curvy shoes. the single button on the jacket will emphasize your narrowest area.

11. THE APPLE;
as an apple you will have -
Narrow shoulders,
Average boobs,
Average legs,
Tummy bigger than breasts.

KEY SHAPES; skirts should be side-fastening and flat-fronted to avoid extra bulk. with shoes, a small shaped wedge shows off shapely calves and ankles. traditional jeans dont work for you so go for tailores, wide-legged denim trousers.

10. THE BELL;
as a bell you will have
Small shoulders, (sometimes 2 times smaller than hips)
Small breasts,
small waist,
short waist,
Average or long legs
Big thighs,
Big bottom.

KEY SHAPES; create broader shoulders with a funnel-shaped coat, and go for a thigh-skimming kaftan in summer to cover a swim-suit embarrased body. cone heels will balance out your bottom half.

9. THE COLUMN;
as a column you will have -
Shoulder width same as hip width (doesn't matter narrow or not)
slight waist,
Longer legs.

KEY SHAPES; gathering and pleating of the shirt break up the endlessness of the column. choose shoes that are nicely balanced and supportive. a feminine chiffon dress will soften your shape.

8. THE GOBLET:
as a goblet you will have -
Broad shoulders,
Big boobs,
No waist,
Narrow hips,
Long legs,
A bit of tummy.

KEY SHAPES; the deep wide v-neck halves the area of your chest, while a skirt that is fitted on the top strokes those svelte legs as the flaring hemline balances your top half. these heels will compliment your shapely legs.

7. THE CELLO;
as a cello you will have -
Average/Broad shoulders,
Big breasts
Short waist,
Big hips,
Big bottom,
Big thighs,
Slim lower legs.

KEY SHAPES; a wide v-neck works wonders to give the best shape to your boobs. sewn down panelling on the skirt holds in your tummy at the front and cuts you bum in half. go for shoes that support the size of your upper leg while making the most of your elegant ankles.

6. THE PEAR;
as a pear you will have -
Narrow shoulders
Small breasts,
Long waist,
Flat tummy,
Bigger bottom
Saddlebags,
Shorter thick legs,

KEY SHAPES; avoid side pockets and go for flat front trousers. straight boots are a Godsent for covering the heft of those calves, so you can wear skirts and dresses. belting your coat puts focus on your waist.

5. THE CORNET:
as a cornet you will have -
Broad Shoulders,
Small Breasts,
No waist,
Slim hips,
Long slim Legs.

KEY SHAPES; a draping dress creates curves in all the right places, while skinny jeans will play up the slinkiness of ur snake-like hips. choose delicate heels to highlight slim calves and exquisite ankles.

4. THE LOLLIPOP;
as a lollipop you will have -
Big breasts,
Slight waist,
Slim hips,
Long legs,
Average/Broad shoulders.

KEY SHAPES: your shoes should be slim-heeled to reflect your slim legs. strategic gathers on a dress should direct all eyes to your waist. bell bottomed trousers balance out your boobs so you look less top heavy.

3. THE SKITTLE;
as a skittle you will have -
Small/Average Breasts,
Slim waist,
Pelvis and hip width similar (shelf like)
Ok tummy,
Average/short legs
Bigger thighs,
Chunky Calves,
Narrow/Average shoulders.

KEY SHAPES:any vertical pattern on your bottom half will help to slim the appearance of your thighs. broad lapels on a coat draw the eye to the shoulders and show a shaperly torso. because your legs are short you want a high and chunky heel

2. THE BRICK:
as a brick you will have -
Broad shoulders,
No waist,
Average tummy,
Flat bum,
Chunky thighs,
Average legs
Chunky calves.

KEY SHAPES: sequined band on the top reinforces the feminine roundendness of neck.assymetrical pleats on the skirt will lift and caress your bottom. bricks needs curves so go for rounded toes on your shoes.

illustrated are 12 very realistic body types for females....they were illustrated by TV style gurus Trinny Woodall and Susannah Constantine. In their brilliant book, The Body Shape Bible, they have identified 12 body shapes - not just the classic Pear, Apple and Hourglass - which they say are the real key to looking great. scroll down to find where u fall into'

1. THE HOURGLASS: As an hourglass you will have -
Big breasts, (same size as hips)
Small waist,
Short waist,
Average/Long legs.
Big Hips, (same size as breasts)
Generous thighs,
Average/Broad shoulders.
What really defines an hourglass is her tiny waist

KEY SHAPES:the cornerstones of an hourglass wardrobe are v-neck fitted cardigans and pencil skirts. choose shoes with rounded or peeptoes

fringe na name of series dat yr o
think obama wore it better sha