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dude u knw hw much be iphone 5?
if it were bold 5 plus phantom A plus nexus 7....guys fit reason u

120million ke....OP oooooo......lemme break it down
federal uni engineering sch fees, 14000,book at most20k per session, feeding-1k per day365k per year....flexing 200k per year( just adding)...misc 120k per year
total.....approx 720k per year
120 divided by 0.72 equal 166 students
so d boy wants to study in ghana for the same money that can train over 160 less priviledged children/students in nigeria.....

verdict.....OP dey lie, end time tins, the company dey lie, the awardee dey lie, browsing to cheap nowadays causing peeps to post lies, the company get money die but wrong giving one person 120mil.....and finally mayb the OP meant 120million kobo

yorettyna: 10. door to hell, derweze, turkmenistan

you go fear door to hell

120million per year?....abi 120thousand.....120million no be beans o @OP

tnx. buh u said capped at 25mb....hws dat unlimited...if it actually continues browsing...wat is d speed like?

18 times 4 ...72 pencils

thats fools' mate....only noobs get beaten like that....

has to be health and love na...abi u wan buy health....or love....u can always make money

Esiri111: can u win a game with moves ?

na moves them dey take win game na.....or are u talking about a certain number of moves?

there is also a mathematical way to solve this puzzle

from clue 6 the one who smokes pallmall keeps birds....the haus left to fill for smoking is the 3rd haus(the brit)...so we fill pallmall and birds there...thereford the brit who lives in the red haus at the middle drrinks milk, smokes pallmall and keeps birds...

from clue 10 the one who smokes blend(the dane in the 2nd haus) lives nxt to the one who keeps cats(which cud either be the 1st or 3rd haus)...but we knw the 3rd haus keeps birds so we can safely say its the first haus( the norwegian) that keeps cats....

as at now the only space left in the column goes to the fish....whch is in the forth haus owned by the german...

the final table would look thus;

1st haus....norwegian, yellow, dunhill, water and cats
2nd haus....dane, blue, blend, tea and horses
3rd haus(middle)....brit, red, pallmall, milk and birds
4th haus...german, green, malborough, coffee and fish
5th haus....swede, white, camel, beer and dogs

only two places left for drinks(first and second)....we knw the dane drinks tea and he cannot b in the first haus cos the norwegian lives there...we can safely say the dane who drinks tea lives in the second haus(blue and keeps horses)
and furthermore that the norwegian in the first haus drink water(cos thats the last drink left to fill)

all nationalities filled except one....the german and he goes to the 4th haus.....so the 4th haus whch is green has the german who smokes malborough

from clue 15 the one who smokes blend has a neigbour that drinks water(the norwegian in d first haus)...hence the second haus (the dane) smokes blend.....simple enuf right...

now we knw the forth haus is green and drinks cofee....
now we usee a combination of clues 2,3,12 and 13
the one who smokes camel drinks beer...
the norwegian cannot be that "one" becos he smokes dunhill
the german cannot be dat "one" because he smokes malborough
the brit cannot be dat "one" because he drinks milk
the dane cannot be dat "one" because he drinks tea...
hence we knw its the swede who has a dog that drinks beer and smokes camel...
using these 4 facts...only the white haus can accomodate these conditions
hence the swede lives in the fifth haus which is white, smokes camel, has a dog, and drinks bear....so haus five is completely identified

now we have one colourless haus and we can fix that as yellow (since that is the remaining colour) and from clue seven, the owner of the yellow haus smokes dunhill...hence the first haus has the norwegian who lives in a yellow haus and smokes dunhill...
from clue 11 the owner who keeps horses lives nxt to d one dat smokes dunhill(the norwegian in d first haus)....hence the second haus is the only one nxt to the first....so the second haus which is colour blue keeps horses....

from clue one the brit lives in the red haus.....we have pinpointed the colurs of the 2nd 4th and 5th hauses....leaving the first and third haus....
now the brit lives in d red haus...which means the brit cannot live in d first haus(cos the norwegian lives there)...leaving the third haus....and hence we kill two birds with one stone again...the third haus(middle haus) has the brit who drinks milk and haus color is red......

and since the green haus is on the left of the white haus...the fifth haus is the white haus

first putting all sure things in place we have the norwegian in 1st haus and milk in middle haus(3rd) haus....
now from clue 14 we can say dat the second haus is blue......
now we use 4 and 5 to pin point the exact location of green haus....it cant be the first haus because clue 4 says its on the left of the white haus....and the first haus is on the left of the blue haus.......it cant be'd 2nd haus cos its blue.....it can be the third haus(middle haus)cos clue 5 says he drinks cofee and the middle haus owner drinks milk....it cant be the fifth haus cos its not to the left of anything....hence we are left with haus 4....therefore the forth haus is green

ok

"Go" didnt create anything

all these figures and claims....i don tire sef

#team50000views#....thread must not die o....even if na me go dey view am myself

i subscribed 3days ago....the one of 1500...had to top it with 10mb for it to work well...am still using it now....a friend subscribed yesterday...so mayb urs is network ish...try loading 10mb on it....peace

soooo......thread don dry?

@OP try give her the benefit of the doubt....what if she's a kind of person that doesnt trust her fellow gender...like she knws hw girls can behave and she just doesnt want any form of trouble.....
or mayb some earlier experience with females has caused her not to get too close to them....
mayb she considers herself a hottie and guys cant leave her alone
just a friendly chat can make a lil differnce....try not to be too serious when talking to her bout it....make jokes...a lil laughter and u wud be surprised when she starts telling you stuff....
try to be extremely nice to her , let her check ur fone, (but try not to check hers)so if she has a conscience and she's doing sumtin behind ur bak...she wud come clean...if she's not doing anything...she'd realise that she's hurting(indirectly) someone who deeply loves her...then she wud make changes...
but if she doent have a conscience....sorry bro..u might have to pray over this one..

Godmother: Guys have been replying, now let me give you a female perspective.

@OP

For her to still have a lot of male admirers around her means she's probably not feeling so secure with you yet. So you probably need to work on that. Another thing is that guys are strange sometimes. You might come tomorrow now and say you are no longer interested and then she will start from the scratch. As for me, at any given point in time I always make sure I have two serious guys around incase my bf starts misbehaving.

and u think that makes sense.....having ''spare boyfriends''...what bout when u get married, will u have spare ''husbands''.....peeps that think d way u do are the kinds that cause guys to become players...people fail to realise that no one was born a player or a robber or a prostitute....its experiences that change them....i wonder if he (ur bf) is viewing this topic....

while in church today, the priest asked a question...first he presented a scenario...u are on your way to church and was stopped by armed men...they told you that they would spare your life if and only if you renounce your faith, christianity, Jesus Christ and start serving their false gods, otherwise you would be killed...if you were in this scenario...what would you do?....renounce your faith and live or defend your belief in Christ and die

IAMBREEZY: There was a time a bus conductor mistake me for a female,damn i was so embarrased cuz all eyes was on me.

bros are there bus conductors in las vegas ...u kuku resemble female sef....u be wizkid broda?

omiobo: Even before I download I don know say the song no go make sense. Wetin be roll it? When there are many attractive title u can give a song.

e be like say na toilet roll him dey roll .....or rolling dice

1. You go to a shop with a a filled polythene bag in your hand and the shop attendant doesn't stop staring at it as if there is a bomb inside.(na only your shop i must buy something)

2. You're in a bus, texting or chatting and the next person wants to know everything you're typing (giraffing)....(i hate that thing die....thats why privacy screen protectors became popular).

3. You go to buy recharge card and u give the seller 100 naira and she still asks "how much own u one buy"...(na 20 naira own i want....mtcheeew).

4. You go to the market and ask a seller where u can get a particular product, because they don't have it...they tell you no one sells it around here...(meanwhile their neighbour has it in stock)

5. You are in a pharmacy trying to buy a pack of condoms and the attendant who happens to be a female gives you this sinister look...(i be like "mind your bizness bitch"

6. While driving, someone who has a better ride than u slowly passes u and gives u that "look"....(if you like no look where you they go before u jam street light ).

7. Someone calls you and ask "please who am i speaking with"...( dude...u called me...identify yourself first)

8. You go to buy bread....you be like...madam give me bread....she brings it...before she gets to you...you say "fresh one abeg"...then she goes back and enters an inner chamber to get another bread...(do i need to specify before u give me good bread)...

feel free to add urs

found this funny list on d web....
1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right
here!
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw
3. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good
4. Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
7. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
8. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going
9. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too
10. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right,
and I'll do it your way right away
11. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it
12. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around
with
13. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb
14. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
15. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
16. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you
seen one?
17. Wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long
for a quarter
18. Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
19. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
20. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
21. If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town
22. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those
pants"
23. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine
24. I look good on you
25. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house
26. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you
between the Holidays?
27. You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more
going to hurt?
28. F** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
29. I love every bone in your body - especially mine
30. Excuse me, do you wanna Bleep, or should I apologize?
31. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch
away
32. Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a Bleep is out of the question
33. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
34. I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
35. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
36. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve
hot
37. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long
38. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala
39. Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me
40. Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of
my dreams
41. The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word
42. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves
ahead, or yield?
43. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long
44. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap
motel room
45. Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons
46. Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go.... Choo choo
47. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
48. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your
tongue
49. Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"
50. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth
51. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

why does she look like someone in a mental home.?

post your best movie quotes and the movie it was said.....
below is a list of my favourites

"spartans, tonight we dine in hell!!"- king leonidas in the movie "300"

"At my signal, unleash hell." -Maximus in "the gladiator"

“ "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."-jack sparrow in pirates of the carribean

" "Are you not entertained?" -Maximus Decimus Meridius in the gladiator

"With great power comes great responsibility. This is my gift. This is my curse. Who am I? I am Spider-Man." -Peter Parker in spiderman 1

share yours...