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FamilyRe: My Parents Are Forcing Me To Get Married. by Yorisb: 1:12pm On Nov 23, 2010
[quote author=DAY11. link=topic=555256.msg7200623#msg7200623 date=1290513910]Actually, Im searching badly rite now and for you Iyatrustee, how do you want me to bestows you to my parent when you are @ d same age with my grandma, Abegii find ya levels.[/quote]OMG, I heard it first from here you! shocked shocked
FamilyRe: Someone Help: I Broke Up But He Pesters Me, And I Know He Loves Me by Yorisb: 12:11pm On Nov 23, 2010
W[i]T[/i]H huh
RomanceRe: Tall Or Short by Yorisb: 11:46am On Nov 23, 2010
mediatrix8:
Tall,dark and handsome wink
You'd like me then tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Seeks To Start Debate On Condoms And Aids by Yorisb: 11:44am On Nov 23, 2010
Madukaele:
^^^^ U no d sleep? angry angry angry angry angry
Lol. I wonder o!
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 11:39am On Nov 23, 2010
Your **art is safe wiv moi sweets

@OP

Who wouldn't? She's gawjus! wink
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 11:27am On Nov 23, 2010
Oopps! Never!
RomanceRe: Women's Top 7 Lies by Yorisb: 1:56am On Nov 23, 2010
kay177:
The poster below me na SHE- MAL E angry >
Tranny eh! grin
RomanceRe: Can Men Be Happy Alone? by Yorisb: 1:52am On Nov 23, 2010
CyberG:
Ride on Yoris!. . .Tell them!! grin grin grin grin
Lol. How can they even be alone when they are their own enemies. 2 women can hardly stay in one house for a week without trouble unlike men that could do years and still going along wella and even dey collect our pensions together wiv no qualms. grin
RomanceRe: Can Men Be Happy Alone? by Yorisb: 1:40am On Nov 23, 2010
Dyt:
Its a typo error na
ok o
cyBerr g
bt u n i know very well dat men cant stay alone 4get d p.u.na.ni,dats jst d truth
its nt only pu.na.ni
You were given some Social study lessons and yet u're still going about without facts. Now lemme me educate u biblically.

From the time of creation, man has always been alone, if fact man was CREATED from clay/dust and left alone in the world all by himself until such time when God decided that it was not good for Adam to be alone then Eve was MADE and not only was she created outta the man's ribs but was also called Eve and when translated, meant simply "woman," (a "female man"wink. You can never write a "WOMAN" without the noun "MAN". So you see naturally a Man has been accustomed to loneliness unlike a Woman who has never experienced same from creation. Consequently, A woman can never be happy alone as she ws not designed to by virtue of creation. Kapish!!

Read your bible Dyt . (Genesis 2)
FamilyRe: My Parents Are Forcing Me To Get Married. by Yorisb: 1:11am On Nov 23, 2010
Outstrip:
When I was young I didn't like going to weddings. My grandmother would tell me, "You're next" However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

huh shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Can Men Be Happy Alone? by Yorisb: 12:53am On Nov 23, 2010
CyberG:
This is the wrong question angry angry angry! I think we should ask can the WOMAN be alone?  tongue tongue
Nice one Bro, tho I don't wanna push it yet
RomanceRe: Can Men Be Happy Alone? by Yorisb: 12:47am On Nov 23, 2010
Dyt:
Ha yorisb can lie o
Why so huh
RomanceRe: Romantic Protest by Yorisb: 12:43am On Nov 23, 2010
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=555323.msg7197048#msg7197048 date=1290461164]Poster is high on Taba or Taba is high on him undecided[/quote]
kay177:
NOt only on taba also on GANJA
Poster lives in Bermuda so what do u expect? grin
RomanceRe: Can Men Be Happy Alone? by Yorisb: 12:38am On Nov 23, 2010
adagz 01:
Can men be happy alone without women?
NO!!!
Why not? Yes 4 moi jor!
RomanceRe: Women's Top 7 Lies by Yorisb: 12:27am On Nov 23, 2010
Dyt:
Guesss yorisb has bn told lots of lies
As if u're any whiter angry - na your una lies we dey talk about jor!

kay177:
OGA YORRIS,   THEY GOT THE MEGA JUKE BOX OF LIES--- IN WHICH YOU FOLLOW WITH THE RYTHM cheesy smiley
Kay cheesy, nonetheless I refuse, be it ever so subtly, to notice the poster below you!

silami:
very true i mean the bolded part. they even add pls can you drop home in the 30 mins not knowing she even have a change of dress and tooth brush in her bag.
LWKMD grin
RomanceRe: Women's Top 7 Lies by Yorisb: 12:08am On Nov 23, 2010
silvertuke:
WOMEN'S TOP 7 LIES,  1. I LOVE YOU,  2. I'M A VIRGIN,  3. I HATE SEX,  4. YOU ARE THE FIRST GUY WHO IS TOUCHING ME,  5. OH IT'S 2 BIG NEVER SEEN DIS TYPE B4,  6. I HATE SUCKING,  7. OK ONLY ONCE,
8.My Ex wasn't this Good

9. Am not the Jealous type

10. I won't stay long oh cos its late/or am going 2 somewhere (but she'd eventually pass the nite in your house grin)

11. I've not done abortion b4 oh (meanwhile her womb has been. . . lipsrsealed shocked)


Talk is Cheap!! grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Yo People whats sup !!! by Yorisb: 11:58pm On Nov 22, 2010
angry
RomanceRe: Pregnancy And Relationships by Yorisb: 11:51pm On Nov 22, 2010
*Loading yet. . .*
RomanceRe: Plz Enlighten Me by Yorisb: 11:49pm On Nov 22, 2010
[quote author=Sen-ay link=topic=555349.msg7197176#msg7197176 date=1290462299]There is dis girl,she is my friend we were so close so along the line i started having feelings 4 her.so i told her i want her 2be my girlfriend but she bluntly refuse,she said she has a boyfriend and also her mind is not leaving him 4 now b'cos there sometin she stil want to do in his life but i know she love me too. She said we should just be friends.but if she did not see me she wil come to my house day and night to visit me ,even my friends tot i was dating her b'cos d way she use to do things wit me, she comes to my hostel to cook 4 me. But am in love wit her but i dont know what to do pls help me out.[color=#000099][/color][/quote]Persistence, slow and steady will see u enter the place. cool
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Seeks To Start Debate On Condoms And Aids by Yorisb: 11:38pm On Nov 22, 2010
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=555358.msg7197417#msg7197417 date=1290464648]I won't be amazed if the man uses it tooo grin grin grin[/quote]
adolfe bad:
I hope all those gay catholic priests who always 'tear' the arses of some innocent worshippers find this information useful
Not nice guys shocked undecided
RomanceRe: Can A Bad Husband Be A Good Man? And Vice Versa! by Yorisb: 11:31pm On Nov 22, 2010
kay177:
nice one grin grin smiley smiley
U know me nah, I no dey slack *Shakes Kay's hand - Pls let every1 be upstanding for KayMoney jor*
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 11:26pm On Nov 22, 2010
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
RomanceRe: Can A Bad Husband Be A Good Man? And Vice Versa! by Yorisb: 11:23pm On Nov 22, 2010
I refuse to notice her nonetheless!!
RomanceRe: Can A Bad Husband Be A Good Man? And Vice Versa! by Yorisb: 11:16pm On Nov 22, 2010
kay177:
Some men are not totally bad--- but go check it,  their wives made them to be LIONS AND TIGERS at home,  And THE WOMAN WONDERS about the man's behaviour to outsiders,  Is this not the same man I know at home,  Outsiders see him like an ANGELS and a good person,  Some women make men to live in OPPOSITE WORLD,  WOMEN CHECK YOURSELF PROPERLY.
cool cool cool cool
Forum GamesRe: Dedicate A Song To The Person Above You by Yorisb: 11:06pm On Nov 22, 2010
@Chi-Baby [size=2pt]Such a compliment frm a drop-dead-princess? kiss - Wow, I feel honoured. tnks[/size] wink


@OP

Ganja - Terry G

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