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Forum GamesRe: Dedicate A Song To The Person Above You by Yorisb: 8:58pm On Nov 22, 2010
[size=2pt]Ur smile, albeit unbeknownst 2 u, made my day - tnks smiley[/size]

@OP

Face me, I go Face u grin- Sunny Nneji
Forum GamesRe: Dedicate A Song To The Person Above You by Yorisb: 8:40pm On Nov 22, 2010
[size=2pt]An otherwise boring day turned my ''bestest'' ever all because of u - tnks for the gift wink- hws urs bn?[/size]

@OP

My African Queen - 2face
FamilyRe: Please Save A Soul: by Yorisb: 8:34pm On Nov 22, 2010
PS: Have you tried watching adult films with her? so many other things that you can do to get her excited
Chei, Coming from the expert himself. cheesy

[quote author=D-sense link=topic=555184.msg7196364#msg7196364 date=1290453669]I'm superb . . . . . .The mummies want your visit . . . .They wanna suck your blood grin[/quote]I hope they are saggy enough and Obese too? grin
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 8:24pm On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark:
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Man pass Man, Oga. Sowwy! grin grin grin

dayokanu:
Wetin be this This na jungle or na forest? This one pass bush o, I need a flashlight and GPS to locate my way around here
Chie Oga Dayo oh!!! shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed
Forum GamesRe: Dedicate A Song To The Person Above You by Yorisb: 8:20pm On Nov 22, 2010
OK! smiley

Livin' On The Edge - Aerosmith
Forum GamesRe: Dedicate A Song To The Person Above You by Yorisb: 8:06pm On Nov 22, 2010
Pray tell then biko cheesy

The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face - Leona Lewis
Forum GamesRe: Dedicate A Song To The Person Above You by Yorisb: 8:00pm On Nov 22, 2010
Treasure kiss - Kate Henshaw

[flash=400,350]
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Specially for Chi nenye,nyere,nwe,oma>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Baby! wink
Forum GamesRe: Dedicate A Song To The Person Above You by Yorisb: 7:39pm On Nov 22, 2010
If I Could Fly - Joe Satriani
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 7:36pm On Nov 22, 2010
Boomark:
even if she's under 16 i will know how to handle her

probably wait for her to grow  cool

angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry >:
I aint gat time 2 waste jare


@OP

Nah


Idowuogbo:
^ yes we are stop frontin joor
Seems u been an inmate huh grin
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 7:34pm On Nov 22, 2010
Idowuogbo:
hehee , u sabi dat domitory half of woolwich dey dia
grin grin grin grin grin
Are u sure we're on about the same place huh grin

dayokanu:
Yes if she go bend and hoold the sink
shocked lipsrsealed undecided

@OP

Nah - No Deal!!
Forum GamesRe: Dedicate A Song To The Person Above You by Yorisb: 7:20pm On Nov 22, 2010
Never mind EL GUAPO them - Chinyere Udoma grin
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 7:15pm On Nov 22, 2010
@Boomark

Where I come frm Pat an under16 could land u a 5yr scholarship inside Belmash grin

@OP

Thanks but NO THANKS!
Forum GamesRe: Dedicate A Song To The Person Above You by Yorisb: 7:07pm On Nov 22, 2010
Am Back - T. I.
RomanceRe: She Refuses To Wash His Clothes by Yorisb: 7:02pm On Nov 22, 2010
dayokanu:
Thats the spirit.

If you can NEVER wash, then I can NEVER go to the market too.

If you are not a slave, then I am not an ATM machine
Dayo wont kill me oh grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 7:00pm On Nov 22, 2010
@Boomark

Sowwy I can't do it wiv under16 pat. reason. . .Ighotago nah. lol

@OP

No Deal
FamilyRe: My Parents Are Forcing Me To Get Married. by Yorisb: 6:56pm On Nov 22, 2010
[quote author=DAY11. link=topic=555256.msg7195694#msg7195694 date=1290447850]The pressure is unbearable & intolerable on which I can't just marry anybody.

Now its my grandma's turn, *SINGING* every now & then ( MY SON WHICH TIME U GO MARRY ) angry angry angry It's so irritating.

My Great 9ja people, Please help ya lil bro, Please help!!!help!!!help!!!help!!! before they kill me cry cry cry cry cry

Cheers wink[/quote]What help do you crave for huh For us to ask your Parents to leave u alone so u can continue sleeping around or to help you find an NL e-wife? Asewo boy eh! grin
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 6:45pm On Nov 22, 2010
Ra ra oh. I aint a ''peterfile'' @OP
FamilyRe: Please Save A Soul: by Yorisb: 6:43pm On Nov 22, 2010
@Dsense

I'm great tks and how are the Pharaohs? cheesy
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 6:38pm On Nov 22, 2010
@Boomark

I aint after your Fatty Dyt, Am allergic to her kinda woman BTW. lipsrsealed


@OP

Tho he's my fwend but I aint a gay!!
Forum GamesRe: Dedicate A Song To The Person Above You by Yorisb: 6:33pm On Nov 22, 2010
No be mistake - 9ice
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 6:30pm On Nov 22, 2010
Why not huh
FamilyRe: Please Save A Soul: by Yorisb: 6:27pm On Nov 22, 2010
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=555184.msg7195568#msg7195568 date=1290446646]OP,
Wromg Decission was taken by u. . . . , . Bear the consequencies![/quote]You're quite becoming a black mamba and fast too grin
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 6:18pm On Nov 22, 2010
Never!
RomanceRe: Can A Bad Husband Be A Good Man? And Vice Versa! by Yorisb: 6:07pm On Nov 22, 2010
Bad Husband = One who's bad to his WIFE only - He could still be a good person to others tho (and vice versa) undecided
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 5:58pm On Nov 22, 2010
Haba!! Mbanu
PhonesRe: Yesteryears Life Without Phones by Yorisb: 5:50pm On Nov 22, 2010
wale4x35:
I remember the agony of going from Ijesha, Surulere to Cow Lane on Lagos Island to see my then girlfriend.

Only to found out that she too had already left for Ijesha to see me. We missed each other.  grin grin grin grin


LWKMD4H grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Ur Take On Mistake N Forgiveness, Once Bitten Or Every1 Deserve Second Chance by Yorisb: 5:30pm On Nov 22, 2010
jibo2412:
i ve a short story to tell but it hurting me badly:here it goes i have a virgin girlfriend for 3 years and we are about getting married and exactly two months to our introduction ceremony she got disvirgin-ed by another guy but she claimed it was a mistake and she is   really sorry and she love me and all that. i really need a serious advice because i cant share it with any of friends or family, like u know marriage is a lifetime contract, does she deserve a second chance or once bitten twice shy?
Am outta here! angry
FamilyRe: Please Save A Soul: by Yorisb: 5:28pm On Nov 22, 2010
jay bee:
How long did you guys court before getting married?
Being friends with someone is totally different from being in a relationship with 'em
Have you discussed all current worries with her?
Are there anything you can do to get her in the mood? You can always romance before going straight for the kill

Some people don't like kissing so that's not uncommon but i[b]t appears you guys have a broken communication[/b] so i suggest you open your heart out to her first. Explain how her actions are currently affecting you and your preference of a workable solution for you both.
I completely agree wiv Jaybee esp on the highlighted lines. Communication is the key to any relationship and this appears to be lacking(as already said) in ur case. undecided
RomanceRe: Advice For Women In Abusive Relationships by Yorisb: 5:21pm On Nov 22, 2010
190:
[color=deeppink]is poster male or female of peter file!!! angry[/color]
All of the above cheesy
RomanceRe: What Is This Craze With Some Ladies And Six Packs by Yorisb: 5:16pm On Nov 22, 2010
ZIM DRILL:
the same thing some woman would ask whats the craziness with big round arse or booobs
cool cool
RomanceRe: I Wonder What She Wants? by Yorisb: 5:01pm On Nov 22, 2010
Woke4all:
All she wants from you?= YOUR MONEY!

What should you do when she comes? =bleep HER!


Should you welcome her or not? = SURE


N:B use condom ooooo
190:
[color=deeppink]poster

i meant have you had sex with her!!

If you have, kick her out

if you havent then have intimacy with her and kick her out!! angry angry[/color]
cheesy lipsrsealed undecided
RomanceRe: Help Me Am Loosing Her For My Biz! by Yorisb: 4:55pm On Nov 22, 2010
kay177:
cocoa you have my back --- UP BLUES. cool
angry angry
190:
[color=deeppink]SPEND more time with her and loose your business

then she escapes with a richer dude

watch out!! angry[/color]
Word!!

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