₦airaland Forum

Dyt:
N yorisb your signature is missin
u 4got 2 put it?

What about my signature hun




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potency:
Onstelly,if u no dey careful wit 190,he go disgrace u 4 nairaland as he disgrace omo. If d dude cld use omo who is more beautiful and more sexy dan u and dump her like a rag and disgrace her,i wonder wat he wil do 2u. Run 4 your life comot 4rm 190,he no be market. As 4 rymzo boi,i hvnt known or seen wat 2 talk abt him yet bt am watchin him,so tel him

OUCH!! Dude u just insulted Stella deliberately u know


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bocajj:
diz is my story. my girl was hiding her second fone frm me for a while,only for me to colet it wit force frm her n get to discover dat a guy in her school has been sending her txt msges using d wordz honey,luv,d one dat struck me most waz wen i saw one saying eva since i met u,my life has neva rmain the same. i got angry bt waz ready to control it,only for to return d fone to her n she started shoutin @ me saying if i eva try callin the guy or so,i was gonna regret it. although we settled d issue, bt since she's nt bin commited lik b4,evn recently i checkd her fone n she bin talkin to the guy @ nyt n 2day i went to c her,she was going out wen i got dere n we were standin @ d bus/stp n i told i'll luv to c her 2morrow,all she did was to tell me dat she'll cal me and she walked out of me n took a bus. Guyz pls help me wat do i do? i really luv her n im nt ready 2 loose her.

Well, I feel your pains Bro but you lost her already and that's women 4 ya. "I find more bitter than death, a woman. . ."- Ecclesiastes 7:26! *SMFH*


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Brownteeth:
Who else has discovered that most Nigerian ladies look gorgeous on tight jeans and top, but when they put on the bikini outfit they lose their attractiveness? Or are we just used to seeing the white ladies on bikini frequently?

Truer words have never been spoken.




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fstranger:
Hey, I am serious. I love sluts, they are the best thing since slice bread.

190:
[color=deeppink]yoris B

abeg nor vex

Dyt nor Join!![/color]

You don't say. . .

@Money

Well, lets redirect the chic to fstranager for berra manhandling. I have a enough kpashin already


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190:
[color=deeppink]^^
@yorisB
i agree with u, nairaland women (most) nor fine @all,
dats why they are always online

notin 2 do!![/color]

Word! Dude ur next beer is on me


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adexchamp:
I think Benin girls loves money more than any other things in d world

Dyt:
Hmmm hmmm
i c y yorisb has bn avoidin me

kay177:
Yorris I get one girl wey i won give you,

Money which girl be that? Hope she's not FAT!


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Girl A: An amazingly beautiful girl, tall and skinny, with perfect complexion but no booty and and no chest

Why nau I'm allergic to FAT girls anyway.


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Rymzo:
Baby,i sent u 2 mails,did u receive dem?

onstelly:
Ha my friend wat is biting u?

Dyt:
yorisb

Rymzo:
I wish she cld gimme dat e-love portion

But she'd already given you her e-mail so why moaning yet

jujufada:
Vivaladiva----I like your style, U seem to have a near flawless mastery of the english language!! Damn!! your good!, Do u stay in Nottingham?

See coding. Guy man! lol

edlion57:
u no get razor