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RomanceRe: I Will 4gyv Her If Fcuks Some1 Else by Yorisb: 4:47pm On Nov 20, 2010
misanho:
Is dis rational? I av a girl we av bin dating 4 lyk 4year now and truth is dat [b]if paraventure [/b]she sleep wit some oda guy, I go vex ooo, wella but I tink I will still 4gyv Coz I got love 4 her and I am her 1st love/guy. Is it crazy avin such in your mind even dough e neva happen?
Nostradamus I know, but who are ya huh
Forum GamesRe: Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now (Part 2) by Yorisb: 4:27pm On Nov 20, 2010
Match Loss angry
RomanceRe: What's D Best Way 2 Relsove Dis, Ladies&gents? by Yorisb: 4:12pm On Nov 20, 2010
[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=554128.msg7182363#msg7182363 date=1290265003]THANK YOU for posting this thread

YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT - many, many times - I will go to the toilet (public) here in the U.S. at a fine restaurant and another woman has just come out of the stall ahead of me and I have to "hold my breath" her va-j-j - STINKS/REEKS sooo bad.  White women, black women, wealthy, poor, old, young. 

Also - the interesting part of this is that MANY TIMES these are very beautiful, well groomed women who just DON'T KNOW and haven't been properly trained TO KNOW - I guess they think that the smell/scent/odor is natural to all women AND IT'S NOT.

It is completely ridiculous.  I really detest going in the bathroom behind most women - even when they urinate - the smell is at times very, very strong and foul.

In the past I have tried to approach a few to give them some tips and a heads-up - but have not been accepted well.  So I just focus on maintaining the condition of my own "Va-j-j" to keep me and my mate happy. 

I have deduced that those smells come from:

- cigarette smoking (what goes in must come out)
- drinking alcohol (what goes in must come out)
- NOT DRINKING PLENTY OF WATER
- NOT douching the "va-j-j" regularly after menstrual cycle each month and when not smelling fresh
- Douching should be done with vinegar and water at least twice a month
- Va-j-j  suppositories should also be used which flushes the area
- Shaving as much as possible (hair HOLDS BACTERIA, SWEAT AND ODOR) - if going "bald eagle" isn't accepted - washing the area more than once a day is MANDATORY
- NOT EATING PLENTY OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES[/quote]Nice one and wish all 'em stinky Vjj girls would heed to this undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You'll Like A Chat App On Nl? by Yorisb: 3:52pm On Nov 20, 2010
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RomanceRe: How Can A Girl Say She Needs Space Without Giving Any Reasons by Yorisb: 2:32pm On Nov 20, 2010
The girl is prolly seeing someone else already, so there isnt much ur friend can do I'm afraid. undecided
RomanceRe: What's D Best Way 2 Relsove Dis, Ladies&gents? by Yorisb: 2:17pm On Nov 20, 2010
Zaynee63:
look meen, we r in d tropical region where quality of life is low even for d ajebutter. So smelly kittys shld be excused. We shld all jst learn 2 knw hw best 2 manage dt region arnd our cr*tches in d heat, even we men
huh shocked lipsrsealed undecided
RomanceRe: What Is The Difference Between A Guy And A Gay. by Yorisb: 2:09pm On Nov 20, 2010
Guy = Yorisb kiss - Mr.Bones - Kaymoney - Slap1 - Mr.Cork

Gay = 190(f) - Britney123(f) - Brownteeth - Dobodobo  tongue



Xcuse me pass jare! wink
RomanceRe: Which Is Better; Divource, Murder Or Been Killed by Yorisb: 1:59pm On Nov 20, 2010
huh No long thing abeg angry
Forum GamesRe: Would You Shower With The Person Above You On This Thread? by Yorisb: 1:46pm On Nov 20, 2010
@OP

For wat?? No abeg!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop your Bbm Pin by Yorisb: 11:39am On Nov 20, 2010
RomanceRe: Most Pretty Girls On Nairaland. by Yorisb: 10:30am On Nov 20, 2010
MzDarkSkin:
@Topic: MzDarkSkin of course!


Mr.Cork ha ha. . .NO! There are FINE Haitian girls some who put some of these NL girls to shame.

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Dating by Yorisb: 12:13am On Nov 20, 2010
huh huh
RomanceRe: Calm A Lady Down? Any Ideas? by Yorisb: 12:10am On Nov 20, 2010
@OP

Sing "cry, cry baby, why are u crying; I want 2 see your mother, I want 2 see your father. Shame!" for her
undecided
RomanceRe: Writing About Love--fyi by Yorisb: 11:59pm On Nov 19, 2010
Staled
RomanceRe: I Bought An Expensive Wife @mbaise-imo State by Yorisb: 11:50pm On Nov 19, 2010
kay177:
Sometime Iyatrustee just spring surprises, this info is highly appreciated, I will hola yorris now, now so that we can make arrangementS and storm CONGO. hope iya is NOT pushing us to the hand of REBELS in CONGO,


I'm sure that's her plans of course. Tell u what - where I come from only wicked women are called 'Iya''. cheesy undecided


Xcuse me pass jor! angry
Forum GamesRe: Describe Yourself With One Word by Yorisb: 4:39pm On Nov 19, 2010
**art-Breaker
RomanceRe: Is She Truelly In Love? by Yorisb: 4:20pm On Nov 19, 2010
[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=553730.msg7176291#msg7176291 date=1290176836]Nelbless (m), ermm, so u r sayin u dont no how to ask a chick for Womanliness? , why dont u use a calculator undecided[/quote]Lmao

@OP

So She TRUELLY loves u eh?
grin
RomanceRe: How Do I Have A Blissfull And Romantic Relationship? by Yorisb: 4:16pm On Nov 19, 2010
^^ Me too. lolz
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Wheriz Da Luv by Yorisb: 4:14pm On Nov 19, 2010
Mtchewww!
RomanceRe: Most Pretty Girls On Nairaland. by Yorisb: 3:54pm On Nov 19, 2010
Brownteeth:
The few ones I have clicked and seen their pictures forced me to click the logout button.
*Death* Rotf


Xcuse me pass jare!!
RomanceRe: Most Pretty Girls On Nairaland. by Yorisb: 3:52pm On Nov 19, 2010
[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=553749.msg7176469#msg7176469 date=1290178141]More than 60% of NL girls VERY beautiful. Fact!  cool The boys/men are actually  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Just to start with the Bini girls . . .
Lysaa
Y me
Very beautiful ladies.  cool  kiss kiss[/quote]Na 2day!! cheesy No1 hides a beauty lantern under the shade bed. FACTUAL AND BIBLICAL! grin
RomanceRe: Most Pretty Girls On Nairaland. by Yorisb: 3:48pm On Nov 19, 2010
[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=553749.msg7176421#msg7176421 date=1290177858]preeeety?  in which planet?  haiti? angry[/quote]Hehehe

Xcuse me pass jor!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairaland Women And Their Wahala! by Yorisb: 3:26pm On Nov 19, 2010
@Sleekchic

You're prolly among the ''pretty minority'' and u seldom come online(compare to 'em girls) too hence you're exempted.

I know an ace when I see one. Congrats! wink




Xcuse me pass jare!! undecided
RomanceRe: Nairaland Women And Their Wahala! by Yorisb: 2:50pm On Nov 19, 2010
kay177:
190,  I whereby support your post and and every word therein,   So disappointing and annoying to know that the girl barking at you on same tread, can not even come close to greeting you not to say having relationship with you if but meet one on one,  Na internent cause am. angry angry
Ikedonn:
@ 190
It's true.I have seen some of them and they look so fat and ugly. cheesy
there is more to a woman apart from jeans and saggetti tops and bra's**
WORD!!

onstelly:
Lol 190 how dare u, we demand an apology within d next 24hrs or else,
''WE'' huh how many ugly girls association of you? wink

@OP

They are prolly as ugly and fugly as Yorisb.  tongue

Factually, Sexy/Pretty girls don't stick around for too long as they are often on a high demand on the online outside hence have lil or no time 4 the e-world. undecided


Xcuse me pass jor!! angry

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