₦airaland Forum

iyatrustee:
@ yorisb, xcuse me pass jor! My sista for the official art breaker of nairaland? Laye!

Iya, umm what's wrong with my being an heart breaker

Art-Breaker = A person who breaks ART (Umunede dickitionaly meaning)

kay177:
[s]Ok my darling, even if is otherwise am capable, For you I will cross any Ocean

[/s]Yoriss my babe dey here, No go fit talk now,

Gbabe. Its ladies world, init

kay177:
That one is serious men, bleeping  daughter and mama together will be very difficult for me oo,  Thats is the only obstacle I see in our trip to cotonou.

I'm still gotta embark on the trip nonetheless.



Xcuse me pass jare!

U mean u can't even understand what u wrote Check your signature location.

kay177:
Yori Yori. 

Hehe not your fault Kaymoney, anyone wey say make you them chop'am then. . .

kay177:
Am always online but like to stay offline,  I saw you online yestaday, but i was busy doin sometin,  always buzz me when you are online even if am offline,

kay177:
yes I am invisible man,  not wanting to talk to everybody online 

^P._L.^A._Y.A springs 2 mind

tkb417:
Cork for President

dododobo for guvnor

190 for parliament

who are u?

na u be the Prince? abeg free Cork

Erm, tkb417 (M), bro, this wont be possibull in a black womens countiry (no oofiense)

kay177:
moving to cotonuo waoh,  yorris holla me make we waka go together,  who knows cotonou babes might be the answer,  FOC.

Of course they are berra and cheap commodities over-there, but the catch there is that when you marry daughter, u must $hag marry her mama too.

iyatrustee:
thats not true! i am an Ekiti girl and during my traditional, my husband was told to pay what he feels like am worth as my bride price. although he paid a reasonable amount how much sef the money was returned back to us as they claimed they dont sell their children.

Wow! Behold the bargain I've always craved for. Do you have a sister Iyatrustee?

kay177:
See your theory,  so not demanding 50 gallions of palm wine, 20 gallion of palm oil, 5 cows, 9 basketful of colanut, and not asking you to pay dowry of N500,000k,  you still wan abuse their kind gesture,   

Hehehe, this Mbaise list looks very scary oh but then again I've had enough prostrations during my days in the Army Boy's Scout. Two dead ends seemingly; oh well Am moving to Cotonou then.

kay177:
Yorris you know you always have my back,   But in the area of postration, they will definately demand that from you, and  you need to show respect to your inlaws in the course of taking their daughter away from them. At no cost, I reapet at no cost

Au contraire, aren't they supposed to be prostrating 2 me for taking away their cheap commodity daughter at NO extra cost to them.

kay177:
Kai you don pinch mama ngozi for her bossom oooo

Roft I fear oh!

kay177:
Definately you wont  need to break your back bank,  and the parents there dont operate on  comparative advantege   

Really Oh well as long as I won't have to prostrate then Am game

kay177:
I cant get that my  oga.

I'm looking for Ekiti State where the commodity is cheap like you said.

kay177:
You can introduce some of the MBAISE  babes to me Mr money,  I think I have the power to buy like 2,  and why are you even complaining self,  since the commodity doesnt comform with your pocket,  [b]you should have gone to where the commodity is cheap [/b]naww,  instead of you falling victim of  law of comparative advantage   

Pray tell, where

kay177:
Yorris have you forgotten the anointing, You anointed me, and you said go forth MR money for ye has been given all power to rule and to overcome all Pu55ipalities.

Hehehe You're OYO on dis one oh!

kay177:
My Oga na you say make i dey mash any ground wey i found myself naww

U must always have somfink 2 say

vivaladiva:
eying the food, is def not the same as putting it in your mouth,  but u cant  put the food in your mouth without eyeing it first, but u def can eye the food and still not put it in your mouth

i dont think its a case of if flirting  is cheating, but rather if it hurts---to be honest if u see beta flirting u fit break head on top bottle

kay177:
My freecocoa, you worth more than anything money can buy, I will never trade your love for any silver, diamond or gold, In you am contempted , loving you till infinity

4face:
i can belive wat am cing? i dream about a girl av nt seen in my life. when i wake up she was the first person i saw at our house askin 4 my brother. i ask my brother abt this girl nd he said,  i just want 2 bleep her and free her,  bt am in love wat should i do?