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Forum GamesRe: Second Vowel Letter Game. Volume ll by Yorisb: 2:16pm On Dec 08, 2011
Imbibe

@@ Abeg quit the threats jare! angry grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by Yorisb: 2:13pm On Dec 08, 2011
@all

For some 'reasons' beyond me, I wish to substitute one of my nominations for ODUNNU! grin grin

However, InspiredM remains the top choice. . . cheesy
RomanceRe: Babes Help Me Out by Yorisb: 1:52pm On Dec 08, 2011
Saintp:
Plz which kind of things would girls appreciate as gifts. Apart from jewelries and heavy make up things cos the girl in question is a plain simple girl. What can i buy for her that could make sense? Thanks
It depends on how much you're willing to part with. . .

However, an all expense paid trip to Dubia and/or Obudu Ranch will (usually) suffice.
Nairaland GeneralRe: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by Yorisb: 1:34pm On Dec 08, 2011
Inspired_M - The moderators moderator. . . cheesy
RomanceRe: My Marriage Is In Shambles by Yorisb: 1:31pm On Dec 08, 2011
undecided undecided undecided
Music/RadioRe: *~ Mikuz Voted Music/Radio Section Poster Of The Year*~ Congratulations! by Yorisb: 1:30pm On Dec 08, 2011
Tosin
TV/MoviesRe: *~ Obinna5000 Voted TV/Movies Section Poster Of The Year*~ Congratulations! by Yorisb: 1:28pm On Dec 08, 2011
Who's Obinna5000? angry
RomanceRe: My Marriage Is In Shambles by Yorisb: 12:29am On Dec 08, 2011
angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: FC Basel Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 7th December 2011 by Yorisb: 11:31pm On Dec 07, 2011
[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=819353.msg9717656#msg9717656 date=1323296613]Its SAF, the man is just too greedy. Tolouse is a good retirement home[/quote]grin grin

Bro, I'd rather he retires in one of those homes near the address below:

Stadion St. Jakob-Park‎
Sankt Jakobs-Strasse 395
4052 Basel, Swiss.
grin grin
RomanceRe: Her Husband Has Married A White Woman! Help by Yorisb: 11:24pm On Dec 07, 2011
It's well, ma'am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: FC Basel Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 7th December 2011 by Yorisb: 11:15pm On Dec 07, 2011
[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=819353.msg9717506#msg9717506 date=1323295102]If Rooney had played, trust me Man U would have won Basel 10 - 0  grin grin cheesy grin[/quote]I agree Chief. But how come he was left in the dressing room on the bench? angry grin
RomanceRe: Her Husband Has Married A White Woman! Help by Yorisb: 11:09pm On Dec 07, 2011
Eiregirl:
grin grin grin I am calm! All of the topics that discuss black men with white women refer to the white women as fat, ugly & old? WTFhuh
I'm not oblivious of such prejudicial topics/comments. . .Just don't let it bother you.

For some peeps, notoriety-c[i]u[/i]m-ignorance apparently fills the void where their decorum should be. . .

Sorry, I digressed?!?! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: FC Basel Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 7th December 2011 by Yorisb: 10:52pm On Dec 07, 2011
[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=819353.msg9717427#msg9717427 date=1323294433]Meanwhile, why didnt Rooney play?  grin grin grin[/quote]I wonder oo! Rooney. . .Rooney. . .Rooooneeeyyyyyy!! grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Her Husband Has Married A White Woman! Help by Yorisb: 10:50pm On Dec 07, 2011
Eiregirl:
Are you trying to say that all white women are fathuh? Bullshit. Are there no FAT BLACK womenhuh? Arrow!
grin

Calm down, Ma'am. I am sure he didn't mean that. . . undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: FC Basel Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 7th December 2011 by Yorisb: 10:45pm On Dec 07, 2011
BASEL BASEL BASEL!!!! hahahahaha!!!! grin
RomanceRe: My Marriage Is In Shambles by Yorisb: 9:50pm On Dec 07, 2011
Exponental:
I can help u appease d gods on her behalf, u will need d ff 4 d sacrifice:
12 live chickens
3 bags of rice
4 kegs of groundnut oil
2 kegs of red oil
1 white (stainless) cow
5 crates of mineral.

With all these, your wish will be her command. (d earlier d better).
Oh Boi, u wan cook rice & stew? Lol.
RomanceRe: Her Husband Has Married A White Woman! Help by Yorisb: 7:29pm On Dec 07, 2011
smoke ice:
This happens in home movies, but never felt it cud happen to our family. my sister and this guy ve been married for 19yr.They ve 3 children age 14 ,9 and 5 respectively. The guy onced worked wit an American Oil company(though an SSCE holder,due to oil community level influence) and sent to US for training bt only to drop him on return 2 9ja.He ws devastated. He used part of his pay off to build a self contain and travel back 2 US in search of job,while the wife ws pregnant with their last child. Initially he ws calling bt the frequency gradually reduced and finally his phone ws nt reachable. the wife thought something bad had happen to him. No word from him since the past 3yrs! His elder brother working in NNPC hs bn paying for the children welfare and school.Jst yesterday while going through Facebook, I typed his native surname, saw his name and several of his relatives along side a white woman wit the same surname. His profile ws nt accessable bt tha of the woman was, I checked her photo albums lo and behold my inlaw playing with her 2 white children and a picture of their marriage! She is a divorced woman wit 2 children. Surprinsingly the "caring  elder" brother sent them a congratulatory msg! These are my thoughts;
1. He needed papers 2 get a job, so he married a white woman,send money via the brother to take care of his children.
2.The white woman may knw he has wife and children bt may nt care(recall mercy Johnson saga) OR
3. IF my sister gets 2 her, she may leave my inlaw maybe get him arrested or he may lose his privileges. which will affect his children education, since my sister is also an SSCE holder and does petty trade.
Dont laugh, I actually saw this revelation while wit my "wife 2 be" and I plan traveling 2 Canada soon. Now my madam says I am nt going anywhere without her. She must be by my  side right from DAY 1!She says my "eyes no pure"  (LWKMD)!!!
Seriously I am kind of confuse as to how best to help my sister. some one suggested  "let sleeping dog lie" bt I can see her pain and loneliness, while her hubby dey flex with one fat wowo white woman! Nlders pls help.
@OP

What has MJ's saga got to do with aught? Or did her husband(Odi) marry a white woman?. . .Hogwash!

Indeed. . .a very burlesque script similar to that of Mr Bean, only diff is that Mr Bean's more original.

Tut tut! angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Charity Organisation- E-Helpers Network by Yorisb: 6:56pm On Dec 07, 2011
. . .And 11 peeps are against such good cause, already huh Tutted!! embarassed
PhonesRe: *~ Semid4lyfe Voted Phones Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations! by Yorisb: 6:22pm On Dec 07, 2011
Semid4life 4 moi. .
Nairaland GeneralRe: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by Yorisb: 6:19pm On Dec 07, 2011
On behalf of my Brother and I, I nominate the following MODs and in no particular order:

Inspired_M, R321, OAM4J, JAYBEE.



P.S - Who dash Odunununu MOD? angry shocked
CelebritiesRe: Seun Nominated For Creative Entrepreneur Of The Year Award by Yorisb: 2:19pm On Dec 07, 2011
lagerwhenindoubt:
without fellow creative nairalanders - it will be just a forum -  boring even - but good show anyway
True - Creative Nlers like myself. . . wink
RomanceRe: How Young Is Too Young To Date? by Yorisb: 11:44pm On Dec 06, 2011
txh:
17 and below
shocked shocked angry

'Peterfile'. . .? lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by Yorisb: 11:35pm On Dec 06, 2011
huh huh
CareerRe: The Challenges Of Being A Female Pilot In The Nigerian Aviation Industry by Yorisb: 11:33pm On Dec 06, 2011
@Poll

Insouciant. . .
RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Ranked Most Unfaithful In The World by Yorisb: 11:29pm On Dec 06, 2011
WTF!!!! shocked 6 Pages and counting. . . huh

Boyloaf:
d three of u shud shut d f-up! Ashewo club tryin to defend fellow members!
grin grin *Pees on the couch* grin
FamilyRe: My Husband And I Are Not Talking - And I Don't Know What To Do by Yorisb: 9:15pm On Dec 06, 2011
Sagamite:
Don't be a mooron!

You have no thing tying you tightly with this cretin, yet you are asking for ideas on how to be tied to him.

Better get your arse out of the relationship!
cool

GBAM!
RomanceRe: I Love Naija Babes by Yorisb: 8:23pm On Dec 06, 2011
PMSL grin grin
FamilyRe: My Husband And I Are Not Talking - And I Don't Know What To Do by Yorisb: 6:04pm On Dec 06, 2011
crackhouse:
Maybe your husband loves the banging more than babies and that's why he is not bothered and u are so so worried because u are a woman and doesn't want to be thrown out of the house. Well, Go and check urself in the infirmary to know wsssup. Seems some things are not working wella in your system. It maybe as a result of your past life. Have u had an abortion or D$C as u guys choose to call it?, Think think u must think out sth b/4 u profer solution. Bye
huhhuh

Oluschenco:
U shd stop thinking, Get a BB to keep u busy.
Blimey hell! huh
RomanceRe: Would U Date A Fake Jandite by Yorisb: 4:45pm On Dec 06, 2011
*Vomits*
RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Ranked Most Unfaithful In The World by Yorisb: 4:44pm On Dec 06, 2011
fellis:
@yorisb,
young [size=18pt]man[/size], calm down, there is no need to get so worked up over this trivial and inaccurate survey thing.
That your write up long o! Abeg I no read am finish. Sorry.
huh shocked undecided lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Ranked Most Unfaithful In The World by Yorisb: 4:25pm On Dec 06, 2011
eros:
Goldieluks and Yorisb,

Please sheath your swords already. You have both made your points and should move on.

Thanks guys for your maturity.
eros:
Bros, you should know those that are not learned enough to know what RANDOM SAMPLING means or what sampling technique is all about. When you try to educate people, but they refuse to learn, you simply allow them continue to wallow in the ignorance.

Unfortunately, Nigerians are defend themselves blindly even when they know they are 101% wrong.
cool cool

@Goldie

My apologies, then!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Women Ranked Most Unfaithful In The World by Yorisb: 4:23pm On Dec 06, 2011
Goldieluks:
Ok clap for yourself,what avery achievable thing in life to claim to be the most intelligent faceless goat on Nl.
You are just a bitter and sad human,it shows in your hateful comment towards me.of which reasons are best known to you.I always joke with people you included.since you think you are the master of 'intelligent group of society' ain't you suppose to be rubbing shoulders with the likes of Obama and othernoted top leaders? Your here self praising fighting with a lady. Stop wasting your talent on NL go and make yourself useful elsewhere thou foolishh[size=18pt] HATER![/size]
Glad, we've reached a common ground. . .alas grin

Yes, I HATE Cretins! grin grin

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