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RomanceRe: Babes Help Me Out by Yorisb: 10:49pm On Dec 08, 2011
I dey cm and berra there oo.

Wanna smack that ur cute Derrière.
RomanceRe: Who Was Your Very First Crush? by Yorisb: 10:44pm On Dec 08, 2011
I no be MR. na-me-carry-nairaland-4-head. grin Ogunfe! tongue
RomanceRe: Babes Help Me Out by Yorisb: 10:39pm On Dec 08, 2011
Yep, Just ding me when 'every' is down to zilch. Lol
RomanceRe: Who Was Your Very First Crush? by Yorisb: 10:30pm On Dec 08, 2011
25omega:
see rooster blocker  angry
I plead the 5th.
RomanceRe: Who Was Your Very First Crush? by Yorisb: 10:25pm On Dec 08, 2011
Flashaldrin:
^^^ running about as usual without really contributing anything undecided undecided
A very odd way of announcing one's arrival, seemingly. grin angry
RomanceRe: If You See Your Wife Walking Arm In Arm With Her Ex-boyfriend by Yorisb: 10:20pm On Dec 08, 2011
Orikinla:
How would you feel if you see your wife walking arm-in-arm with her ex-boyfriend on the street?
[size=13pt]And you even notice her rubbing bosoms on him.[/size]
What kinda responses/answers do u seek for?. . .Seriously?

Craze dey worry you, Orikinla?

Tutted!!! angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Want A Working Class Lady For A Serriouse Date Tribe Does Not Matter by Yorisb: 10:15pm On Dec 08, 2011
wallex2:
So so sorry abj the pix it was a mistake im so sorry once again
What mistake and what were u thinking when you uploaded it? Lmao!

Smart Dude!
grin
RomanceRe: Who Was Your Very First Crush? by Yorisb: 10:08pm On Dec 08, 2011
25omega:
hey do we know each other? i was called PM. What school did you attend?>
grin
Why not talk ur own first?
RomanceRe: Who Was Your Very First Crush? by Yorisb: 10:07pm On Dec 08, 2011
ArQueBusieR:
lol. . .Really weird, that. Nah, a child should be in the latency stage where he/she embraces friends as opposed to parents by age 7 or thereabout.
OK oh!!

Now, is it safe to assume that BUSHY-ANUS grin was in the phallic stage (Sigmund Freud's. . .) when he had a crush on his mum? grin
RomanceRe: What Do Modern Women Want In A Man? by Yorisb: 9:51pm On Dec 08, 2011
hilli666:
The truth is, women don't know what they want anymore. They have been systematically brainwashed, and have lost their lost their natural predisposition in their vain attempt to emulate the western woman. Today she wants the sensitive guy, tomorrow she wants the bad boy, next its the rich man, and then on to the academic guy. She breaks hearts on her quest for the perfect man without regard to anyone's feelings but her own. If she has to settle, then she will chose the rich guy, because with his wealth and busy schedule she can get all of the above. She is not content with the role of mother hood and considers it too base and unworthy of her "true calling" as Man's equal/rival. She wants sophistication, recognition, power, beauty and respect; She has developed an ego even worst than man himself. The worst part is she has the power and she uses it at her discretion. The only threat to a woman, is another woman because the more choices a man has the less powerful she is over him. Maybe that's why there are more women than men!
Dude u must be a carpenter 'cos u JUST NAILED IT!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Want A Working Class Lady For A Serriouse Date Tribe Does Not Matter by Yorisb: 9:47pm On Dec 08, 2011
Lol
RomanceRe: Who Was Your Very First Crush? by Yorisb: 9:38pm On Dec 08, 2011
Just finished reading about the Oedipal and Electra stages of psycho-sex[i]u[/i]al developments. . .

As mentioned there, the complex occurs in the third - phallic stage (ages 3–6).

However, I'm not sure if it could possibly go beyond the sated ages - to wit, to have a crush on one's Mum at 10-12?

Kinda weird, I tell ya.

What do u think @ArQueB?
RomanceRe: Who Was Your Very First Crush? by Yorisb: 9:16pm On Dec 08, 2011
ArQueBusieR:
He's right. It's okay to have a crush on one's mom, we all do.
Excuse me?!! huh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Want A Working Class Lady For A Serriouse Date Tribe Does Not Matter by Yorisb: 9:04pm On Dec 08, 2011
tellwisdom:
  sad sad Dude, any reason why you posted this pics?? undecided undecided
The 'reason' is self-explanatory. . grin
RomanceRe: Babes Help Me Out by Yorisb: 8:53pm On Dec 08, 2011
Dyt:
Awww
my wizard
my kiss rem?
Lol. . .Na craze dey worry you. grin

[size=5pt]BTW, U don reach house?[/size]
RomanceRe: Christmas Promo For Single Guy In Relationship Or Not.financial Freedom by Yorisb: 7:59pm On Dec 08, 2011
[quote author=190_@ link=topic=820902.msg9723831#msg9723831 date=1323368269]
If you want to live long then heed to born2fuck advice

Just an advice Nigerian men


Just an advice
[/quote]Malu!
RomanceRe: What Not To Do After A First Date by Yorisb: 6:49pm On Dec 08, 2011
Sagamite:
The guy missed the essence of desires of most women.

They want to be the one approached.

They want to be the one chased.

They want to be the one that approves that a relationship should start.

They want to be the one dictating what will happen in the relationship if you allow them.

They want to be the only ones that dump the other in a relationship.

They want to be the one missed.

They want to be the one to move on after the relationship.


If you fail to get this, they feel entitled to verbally attack and insult you. Only their feelings matter, yours is tertiary (not even secondary). They are allowed to do things to you that "is not right" when you do it to them. For the highly emotionally under-developed amongst them, it is these "Me, me, me".

If she was the one that liked him and he gave all the signals and then withdraws it suddenly by going incommunicado, they will call him a "Baastard"! Not only her, majority of women, even the ones that don't know her.

The minute a guy understands these and unrepentantly gives it all a middle finger. The better the quality of his life will be.

He needs to come for a masterclass of how to "Stop giving a shyt!" at the right moment in an interaction with a woman. He obviously gave too much shyt here because he was following her rules.
Gboza. . .gboza. . .gboozaaa!

Sagamite no dey ever disappoint. . . grin
RomanceRe: Babes Help Me Out by Yorisb: 6:12pm On Dec 08, 2011
Lol. Not really. . .

Besides, being a 'YORISB's' witch isn't that bad, is it? cheesy
RomanceRe: Babes Help Me Out by Yorisb: 5:49pm On Dec 08, 2011
Dyt:
*i must sure get a pint of blood*
FYI, Even Witches and Wizards are part of YORISB's conquests. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: *~ dayokanu Voted The EPL Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by Yorisb: 5:36pm On Dec 08, 2011
Coogar.
RomanceRe: What Not To Do After A First Date by Yorisb: 5:34pm On Dec 08, 2011
Low self-esteem, that is. . .
RomanceRe: What Do Modern Women Want In A Man? by Yorisb: 5:29pm On Dec 08, 2011
Hmm lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: *~ Gbawe Voted The Politics Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations by Yorisb: 5:23pm On Dec 08, 2011
Onlytruth.
RomanceRe: Babes Help Me Out by Yorisb: 5:17pm On Dec 08, 2011
Hahaha. Joker!

But seriously, you need to quit tut-tutting over my preceding response(s), after all, na u cause 'am. grin

*Smacks DYT 'where it hurts most'* angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by Yorisb: 4:54pm On Dec 08, 2011
mikuz:
who's this inspired_m self?
Go 2 Auto Section.

Dude is pre-eminent. . .
RomanceRe: Babes Help Me Out by Yorisb: 4:48pm On Dec 08, 2011
I know but it ain't that 'time of the week' yet. . .is it? embarassed
SportsRe: *~ Marutimon Voted Sports Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations! by Yorisb: 4:36pm On Dec 08, 2011
Medjai angry
RomanceRe: Babes Help Me Out by Yorisb: 4:33pm On Dec 08, 2011
Dyt:
brain aint workin
. . .As always. Lol
RomanceRe: Babes Help Me Out by Yorisb: 3:45pm On Dec 08, 2011
Lol. . .So u no grab? Village girl!
RomanceRe: Babes Help Me Out by Yorisb: 3:40pm On Dec 08, 2011
Dyt:
^^ darlin
. . .xx
RomanceRe: Babes Help Me Out by Yorisb: 2:17pm On Dec 08, 2011
Dyt:
op if u r willin go wit dis guys ^^ contact me
cheesy angry cheesy

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