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priest2u:
my dear,in fact i am so happy, i felt like a free man now, it was as if family pressure bound me to her before i traveled.I think I am a very lucky guy because it would have been detrimental if she hasn't come out with this truth.I am just curious of her reason, anyway is time to move on, the future is very bright no time to waste.

It is, indeed, and I'm happy that you're free alas.

However, I do hope you've learnt a lesson or two about LDR though? Na so so headache full 'am!

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]I Wouldn't Need to sweat Over Yo type Love -- U could go all way fighting to have me  

Cheap Nigerian Asss!   [/color]

Parisgoodman:
wen a girl start sucking gbola, there are some cells in it that helps in growing

debest1:
1) Fast & pray
2) Fast & pray
3) Fast & pray
4) Fast & pray
5) Fast & pray

obowunmi:
No such thing as Karma

27naira:
"value" is a function of "time", "circumstance" and "mood"

If you take the integral of "her value" between Time (t) = "onset of relationship" and Time(t_1) = "current state tending towards infinity",
you will see either a downward or upward trend as the case maybe.

However, if you differentiate this function with respect to other implicit factors: f(x) = "nagging" ; "bills" ; "sex: if any"; "familiarity" even "Nepa"; "cost of isi-ewu" and "the cost of fuel"

You might observe a polynomial trend that may not be consistent with "growth in cost". This means that you may have exceeded the "maximum utility" she can offer.

As for me, i have an iteration model on my computer that computes her value on real-time basis. Once she crashes below a threshold value, it becomes an unprofitable venture, you can deduce the rest.  

PMSL 

Dude made my morning, already. Chei!

Goldieluks:
Are you OBJ?
please link me to him, i don't mind.'' tongue''

I will. . . but pls next time use the 'tongue emoticon' instead cos my mum is around.

skypon2002:
what about u?  

Goldieluks:
That was mean.
[size=5pt]but i'll sniff it if he agrees to pay me £10,000 per second.[/size]

At least we have a deal. . .

slimyem:
are you a NOLLYWOOD script-writer?just asking!

^^Chei, beats me to it!

@OP

Ask Tchidi Chikere

Goldieluks:

MRbrownJAY:
. . . . . . . most 9ja women would be dating/marrying monkeys!

Well, coming from MBJ. . .I heard u loud and clear, Sir!

Goldieluks:

freecocoa:
Everybody get secret na.

Amya:
Well this is another twist to the 'isn't it just cruel' story i told 6/7 months ago.

The story is about a guy i'm seeing. Someone who i'm 3 years older than [/b]who went on to write stuff on fb that pissed me off.

[b]Well, i didn't take the advice most people gave about letting him go. silly me! Now, this twist involves another person, a girl, one of my best friends who is also here on NL. The three of us are good friends, i actually met the guy and girl the same day last year. Later that same year the girl stopped talking to him and by the end of last year she stopped talking to me for no reason.
This year, the guy and i started this  relationship that made us best friends and lovers at the same time.  I won't call it FWB because it's  clearly above that. We became inseperable in the months that followed, even after the incidence i brought on here on NL.

3 months ago, girl comes back into our lives, and we let her become our bestie. She knows we are having a r/ship. She told me she'd had some intimate relation with the dude last year, and i just shrugged it off. Besides last year was last year. I noticed she still liked the guy, but i ignored the warning signal. This past thursday she casually told me she had se.x with him on tuesday. I've seen him two times since thursday and he just left my house now. I don't know how to ask him about it because i'm afraid if i open my mouth i'll explode.

I really don't know why both of them would do something like this, especially the witch, since she knows about our relationship. I feel hurt and betrayed.

So you mean you're sleeping with your best friend's(also a female NLer for that matter) Bloke?

Wow! Now that's a new low. . .

And we all thought the likes of 190, Mrcork, Lefulefu, et al, were making stuffs up whenever they narrate similar ordeal(s) bewildering escapades?

I give up!!!

Hotie Tima:
LIKE SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD SOMEONE HAVE UP TO 8,9 EVEN 10 KIDS


I HAVE ALREADY BEEN ASKING MY MUMMY SO MUCH QUESTIONS SHE IS GETTING SICK OF ME. . .

lailaiwala:
you are hands down the stupidest poster on this site. followed closely by your "sister" rokiatu? you write like your primary school education was cut short by a stint on the street. you sure dress like a streetwalker.

trust me, a little education would do you a world of good. no one else will tell you these truths. you are consummate fools.

Richvkunt:
CC,
How can you compare the male genes to the female genes?
As I have told you women in this section,times without number-a man can sleep with numerous s.ex partners and feel nothing for them,on the other hand women are not wired that way-she needs to feel something for her partner before she can get down with him.
Do you know some men find it exciting and sex.y to have s.ex with women who are beneath their wives in class and stature,hence the reason why some men can sleep with house maids.
Some men leave their wives at home and go out with the grimiest call girls?
For some men the secret liaisons with these women in the broken down motels all over town is what turns them on.
You can not understand what I am talking about because you are a woman.
Lots of men pocket their marriage vows,when they do their dirty business,and pick them up again when they finish and surreptitiously sneak out of that run down motel room.
As I told you many times before the only man that cheats, is the sucker that gets caught!

dayokanu:
The woman did not help matters by deciding to stay separate from her husband

She pushed the man to cheat

When she decided to stay in US, what does she want to happen to the husband and she knows there is a young 19yr old girl at home with the husband?

Abeg How many women on here would decide to live in another country and leave their Husband even if na Pastor with a teenage girl at home alone

Abeg the woman has most of the fault jare.

CC, Its like Mr CC sending you to Ghana all by yourself and putting van Vicker as the houseboy alone in the mansion

Make I no talk pass that one

Flashaldrin:
I hope you learnt one or two things

If I were this thick, I prolly wouldn't have made it thus far. . .

Listen and Learn, Flash!

Vikin:
hahahaa, very funny. That was just a summary. The truth was that he was earning for much ahead of me (Find out how much a Total experienced staff earns), he has many investments, but when he heard i want to get a piece of land cos i know he had experience for such investment, then it now dawn on him that he needs to complete one project. My dear, if to say my name dey for part of the project, or that was his first project i for no mind give am. But seriously, Its like a story of Oliver twist

Calm down dear - U need some fresh air, seemingly. Lol

I'd prolly agree with most of the things u said if u guys were ''just friends'', however, it's entirely different when you're in a serious and/or long term relationship which could even lead to marriage. . .

Who knows, perhaps He's even doing all these investments for u(and una future kids). . .

Also, do not worry much about not having ur name on the projects. . . as I am sure ur name(s) won't be omitted in his 'will'.

Like the Imolites would say: Ulo bu ulo mu na gi, ergo, cool cool temper(credit 2 J Martins).




Maza Maza.