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Politics / Re: Body Bags: El-rufai, Shut Up! Apologise & Move On - Aisha Yesufu Blasts Governor by YorubaEmir: 9:42am On Feb 07, 2019
Politics / Re: APC Speaks On Allegation Of Influencing Police Postings To Rig 2019 Elections by YorubaEmir: 9:39am On Feb 07, 2019
post=75493167:


We know the source will be from the corrupt, killing and looting machine of Kwara.
No doubt about it.

Obviously

When the chips are down, will you be able to defend yourself?
Webmasters / Re: Sell Your Verified Adsense To Me For #20k by YorubaEmir: 9:20am On Feb 07, 2019
CuriousX:
Na jazz you dey use tongue cheesy grin

Na market I de
Webmasters / Sell Your Verified Adsense To Me For #20k by YorubaEmir: 3:33pm On Feb 06, 2019
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Education / Re: ASUU Branches Vote To Continue Strike by YorubaEmir: 12:39pm On Feb 06, 2019
This strike de sweet my belle tongue
Politics / Re: Edo PDP Rejects INEC Ad Hoc Staff, Says They’re APC Members by YorubaEmir: 11:59am On Feb 06, 2019
APC and fraud be like okpa and akamu

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Celebrities / Re: 'Only Billionaires Date Me' - Bobrisky Reveals by YorubaEmir: 11:49am On Feb 06, 2019
Na so one ritualist steal Bobrisky pant thinking say na woman pant grin
Phones / Re: “Ask Atiku Yourself” Mobile App: A Review By TechCapon by YorubaEmir: 11:09am On Feb 06, 2019
I don’t know if any Nigeria can develop an artificial intelligence app giving the harsh condition Nigerian programmers live in.

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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Stuns In Blue Ruffled Outfit by YorubaEmir: 9:56am On Feb 06, 2019
She doesn’t look very comfortable
Career / RE: When Do You Normally Receive Your Monthly Salary? by YorubaEmir: 9:20am On Feb 06, 2019
Well I saw this thread and it seems like people are attaching more psychological gratification than mathematical to salary cycle.

Ok let’s calculate it:

4th to 4th is about 30 days (one month )

30th to 30th is about 30 days (one month)

24th to 24th is about 30 days (one month )

and etc.

So what really is the big deal receiving salary every 30 days (month) ?


It’s not a riddle but let’s solve this . 4th and 24th , which is earlier ? grin

So whenever your employer decides to pay you as long as he is consistent is still a 30 days cycle . Let numbers not confuse you
Education / ASUU Has Finally Called Off The Strike ! by YorubaEmir: 10:52pm On Feb 05, 2019
ASUU don finally call off strike after the meeting them hold with state representatives for Abuja headquarters. Them say as Government don approve the pepper for them, them go show blessings to students who been de pray make the level mature.

ASUU say their members don tire and them go need like one month to recover from the strike proper proper. Students are advised to get small patience. According to their spokesperson, Biodun, he said, “ Life na jeje. No hurry hurry for this life. The ones wey graduate , where them de? “

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Celebrities / Re: Atiku: Davido Is The King Of Nigerian Music by YorubaEmir: 7:04pm On Feb 05, 2019
Ategberoson:
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the Afro beat artist that believes in musical tune diversification. a unique artist that don't flock around politicians or hype himself to make name for himself


an artist that his music content interest sane Nigerians and Africa

He’s not famous
Programming / Re: App And Web Developer Needed For Employment by YorubaEmir: 7:02pm On Feb 05, 2019
App developer : 09056557300
Celebrities / Re: Atiku: Davido Is The King Of Nigerian Music by YorubaEmir: 6:19pm On Feb 05, 2019
Ategberoson:
cheesy


when you're seeing an intending defeat and loss you will call imbeciles the most competent in the world.


davido king of music, where Burna Boy dey? and all other sensational artistes we have? just to gather supporters you choose to run a verdict that's making you look like a fool


a politician like him is expected to say Davido music interest me. calling Davido king would just be making WizKid and other artiste fans hate you. I don't think Atiku has a good adviser with his dummy utterances

Please who is Burna Boy ?
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide After Attacking Wife With Acid In Anambra. Graphic Photos by YorubaEmir: 6:13pm On Feb 05, 2019
lonelydora:
The 2 major problems of Igbo men are;

1. ego (pride)
2. ego (money)

Why should my ego be bruised if my wife builds a house? They forgot the bible passage that says "...and the two shall become one"

That man had ulterior motive.

Eyaa

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Politics / Re: 2023: Igbo May Lose A Second Time – Okorocha by YorubaEmir: 6:07pm On Feb 05, 2019
ProWalker:
Stupid talk

I used to think this man is a wise politician that knows how to pick his fight and when to fight and when to apply tact

But, no, he is a typical Igbo man!!

Dumbo

So a typical Igbo man is a dumbo ?

You are a fool

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Blasts Lai Mohammed Over Fresh Allegations Against PDP by YorubaEmir: 12:39pm On Feb 05, 2019
iamJ:
Pdp and madness

They are copying trumps method

Trump announced what he will do in his first 100 days in office, atiku did the same thing, even saying that he will choose his cabinet at day 1

Trump kept going back and forth that the election will be rigged, accusing different people, pdp are doing the same thing

Trump kept spreading lies and propaganda to make sure that he was always in the news, pdp doing the same thing


So many similarities between atiku campaign and trump



BMC don't go about insulting atiku supporters, it's mostly sarcastic statements, but atiku supporters attack BMC calling them names and going after them for no reason, same thing trump supporters were doing



All I'm saying is, if to defend your choice, all you have to present are propagandas and insults



My dear you are on the wrong side of history

Eyaa
Programming / Re: How Can I Be Ccna Certified by YorubaEmir: 8:11am On Feb 05, 2019
zoedicus:
Please house, I need your help on this; I did not study I.t or any related field in school, I have a certificate in education.
However, I'm thinking of going into I.T. I want to learn networking, Please is this possible?
What do I have to do?

It’s possible.
Politics / Re: I’ll Restore LG Autonomy,end Hunger – Atiku by YorubaEmir: 7:48am On Feb 05, 2019
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Hahahahaha.

Who lie pass out of this CRIMINAL from Cameroun and his Obituary guy sef?! cheesy grin

Who de grill dead meat pass you ? Bro I was disappointed when I tasted your meat... waste of time ...
Politics / Re: Why The South-east Will Not Vote Buhari by YorubaEmir: 1:05pm On Jan 20, 2019
BluntBoy:


Did you vote for him in 2015?

We saw the ridiculous disparity in votes but in spite of that, Buhari still defeated your "Igbo" son.

With the way you play hate politics, you will continue to remain inconsequential.

So to remain consequential, an average Igbo man who is always intelligent should vote your super dullard master just to “belong “ ? These afonja people hahahaha grin

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Politics / Re: Why The South-east Will Not Vote Buhari by YorubaEmir: 12:59pm On Jan 20, 2019
Bolustical:
A vast majority of the Igbos have been known not to be politically savvy.

They prefer the politics of emotions, blackmail and entitlements to the politics of reality, foresight and alliance building.

An average Igbo politician believes you need to hand power over to him. Unfortunately, anyone of them that thinks outta the box is seen as an efulefu, coward and/or slave.

I don't see any reason why they and the NC should keep voting PDP that hasn't even considered them for Presidency for once. Asides, politics, what tangible project has the PDP completed in the SE in their 16 years rule?

Where did u ever see Igbos begging to be president?

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Politics / Re: Presidential Debate: Why Nigerians Disagree With Buhari’s Excuse by YorubaEmir: 8:22am On Jan 20, 2019
He said he has handed over all his campaign activities to Tinubu to ease up his governance , yet he is seen jukenting from state to state. It’s either he did not hand over to Tinubu or he intentionally missed the debate

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Celebrities / Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima Appointed As Co-ordinator For Rivers State PDP Campaign by YorubaEmir: 5:56pm On Jan 18, 2019
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Good one for her .....
So glad she has been able to overcome the damaging issue hanging on her head for a very long time.
Very few people can survive a manslaughter case of a medical doctor or anyone at that, which she agreed she did but was an accident.


Go and Excel pretty Lady!
You only live once!

Don’t patronize us zombie cheesy

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Business / Re: How Do You Intend To Make Extra Income This Year? Lets Rub Minds by YorubaEmir: 4:06pm On Jan 18, 2019
In 2019 will be good
Politics / Re: 2019 Election: Lai Mohammed Boasts As APC Inaugurates ‘victory Army’ To Sack PDP by YorubaEmir: 8:57pm On Jan 04, 2019
Foolish government. An incumbent government sacking an opposition party

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Politics / Re: Collabo Between Buhari And Amina Zakari Tighter Than Wizkid & Tiwa - Reno Omokri by YorubaEmir: 11:34am On Jan 04, 2019
The dullard and all his supporters are all Fools

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Politics / Re: Leave Amina Zakari Alone - Group Warns PDP, Others by YorubaEmir: 11:32am On Jan 04, 2019
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Can the thieving party ever listen?!
They already know that they will come a distant 3rd in the election, hence they leave campaign aside and focus more on lies and propaganda.
Not knowing that it is only losers and children of hatw that will swallow their STUPIDITY, hook, line and sinker.

Sai Baba we know.
Sai Baba we love.
Sai Baba we want.


Hajia Amina, carry go.
We are solidly behind you.

Wailing zombies,
Get well soon y'all!

So if they know they will come a distant third, why are they contesting?

Senseless zombie grin

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Celebrities / Re: Victoria Kimani Shares Sexy Photos by YorubaEmir: 11:21am On Jan 04, 2019
1stpikin:






I hope you get married to a man.




Amen!!!!!

Ok
Celebrities / Re: Victoria Kimani Shares Sexy Photos by YorubaEmir: 5:23am On Jan 04, 2019
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1stpikin:


receive sense mahn. Forget what you see on social media and focus on reality. I'm damn sure whilst your stay in school(thats if you even went to one), it was a girl that topped your class or at least was among the top three best students. Get your facts right and stop being myopic and be ooen minded brvh





*long hiss
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Fallacy and trash as usual. Didn't expect different
Family / Re: I Easily Get Angry And Keep Malice A Lot, Please Help by YorubaEmir: 6:47pm On Jan 03, 2019
Op believe me. You just described me. To worsen my case, I stammer grin
Let me describe you better:

You spend so much time on your phone/computer.
You're afraid to approach a girl.
Sometimes you forget what to say- memory loss
You believe you're talented
You don't like crowd
You find it hard to initiate a conversation
You always like to impose your opinions on others.
You hate being corrected or criticised
You hate hurting other people and can do anything to prevent it including being alone.
You have different opinions at different times about a subject matter
You always seek validation or want to know what people think about you.
You find it difficult to say NO.
You like to impress.
You're don't have a girlfriend.
You don't look people in the eye while talking.
Few things excite you.
98 percent of your pictures are selfies
It's like a deformity. Everyone has a deformity but letting it hurt people or letting it get to your head is a bigger deformity.


When I'm very angry, I literally lose my voice and composure. When I mean I lose my voice, I become dumb. At that point, the silliest thing to do is try to defend myself even when I'm right .So what I do is take a super deep breath, let out the hot air, then talk. I developed a special defense mechanism... A special type of smile I use to disarm people and make them look stupid. That way it puts me on the advantage when it comes to argument .

Always accomodate people's opinions. It helps to reduce the strain your brain undergoes trying to impose your opinion. If you want to make your opinion more impacting without trying to sound autocratic, always begin by saying..."I agree with you", "you are making a lot of sense", "yea... that's true". Then you add... "But then I still think it would have been better if ...." or, " But the point is, even if....

When I enter a gathering and I want to join the discussion/argument, I first start by smiling and agreeing with everyone's opinion. Saying things like, "That's true, yes yes, Are you serious? Wow, Hahahaha, you don't mean it, " just agree with everyone while still smiling. This I trick is very effective that everyone will actually be looking at you for validation that it would seem that all attention is on you. This is when everyone will be dying to hear your opinion. Then you start by finding a tiny hole in someone's opinion and diplomatically pointing it out... like... "But don't you think if you did it this way that this will happen?" Then he tries to explain himself while yoy keep an interested face, looking at him in the eyes and nodding your head...


I will have to stop here grin

Next time I will update how to geta strong self. Esteem

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