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GreenMavro:
My gf left a note on the fridge: this is not working, im going to my mom's house. I opened the fridge's door, the light came on,the juice was cold. What the hell did she mean?

She Shia means your Mavro is red and probably freezed

Complete Jewish Bible and Message Bible

NwaAmaikpe:


A legend and a nobody!

Jay-Jay has become so humble these days....if he could belittle himself and stoop as low as to take a picture with Wizkid then change is the only permanent thing.

Because we know how pompous he was back then in Nike Grammar School, Abakpa.

Wizkid will be so grateful for such a rare opportunity.

Lols Jay Jay schooled at Nike 4 real?

RMD was like abeg shift day ur strong oloshoic ike I'm happily married.

40? Saka u try o..vision 2020!

Haniel18:
wonderful. but y is illuminati symbol inscribed on the chiefs clothes

It's star of David and it's not even the same with Illuminati symbol. Some Nairalanders safe..pheww!!

I condemn in totality whatever might bring crashing to this wedding. I like those two cuties. They will leave long and together till earth grand finale

Some white guy told me he stayed 3 years now and counting without releasing sperm, he is married and have sex too. He was telling me something about sperm retention and longivity, how he is doing the retention is what I'm still wondering.

voiceofthetruth:
Are you this dumb. Didn't you read what's written there, he was the dean and acting vice chancellor in an Eastern School.
Typical hydraulic soup consumer, only juju full your brain. Olodo

bro u gat no chill which one is hydraulic soup again, pity the Afonja boy biko

This is so true, funny sometimes they use it in bizzare ways. For instance, when a girl is really into you, she will think the best way to get you is to have sex with you. Nonsense! Guys love sex, but we love meaningful mutual relationship that both parties have something good to offer more. Ladies and sex ehh! Tufiakwa!

Olo.... someone complete it and add Yaba.... material too

Tithe is meant to be for you and your family, for the poor (very important) and the levites (people serving in the house of God). It's compulsory that you must help the poor, eat your tithe during God's feast and help the Levites cos as the scripture puts it(they have no inheritance in the land).

When you tithe the proper way, I see it as understanding Deut 8:18 and the verse says: "But thou shalt remember the Lord thy God: for it's He that giveth thee the power to make wealth, that He may establish His convenant which He sware unto thy fathers, as it is this day" KJV

I'm not giving to pastors, I'm telling God that I know nothing is really mine, He gave me to hold and could take it if He wishes so. While I respect the 'real' men of God, my total allegiance lies with my maker.

American billionaires show this by sharing or using a large percentage of their wealth during their life time to help the poor.

Imagine the amount of wickedness that will be eliminated in Nigeria if we all use one tenth of our income to help the poor.

And note: wickedness was the primary sin of Sodom and Gomorrah.

xavier0327:
Victor okeke beard sha...

hahahaha Oke an Afonja name don turn Okeke abi? Someone give me that becareful meme

OP Jigawa will be your case very soon.

I'm don enter 1 chance!!

Saraki don start, Party headed by an Igbo young man, you admire and worked for Saraki...Na grassroot politics o. Saraki wehdone!!

Let love lead the way!!

Mhizkel:
Hypocrite. His type would still be the ones flooding her inbox with complements

The guy made it clear he is a hypocrite..and will date such girls...but his message still stands, ladies are mostly at the receiving end after all said and done.

Josh44s:
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10...15m

hahahaha

brunofarad:
Does he have that kind of money to pay ?

N15M is not a lot of money, he can pay it.

Fayose is ditribalised, rugged but might not have what it takes 100% percent, between him and bubu I will pick...u no better

Alcatraz005:
The view of any igbo person should be taken with a pinch of salt as their analysis is always tainted with hatred for yorubas and Hausa. Watch them derail and misrepresent the true state of facts in this fracas.

I'm IGBO I don't hate Hausa or Yoruba so wetin u dey yarn?

Funny enough most of the hardwares used in iPhone 7 and 8 are from Samsung

Augustap:
Hahahaha. When i was under the influence of anaesthetics, i was trying to smile at my boyfriend cos i could feel he was kinda in pain. I kept smiling at him (my inner self told me i was really smiling) but i couldn't see him properly, he was in millions, so i don't know if he knew i smiled at him or if he even smiled back. Wen i remember some of the tins i did, i just burst laugh

I used to think my case was special. Hehehe, At that crucial moment, all I had was my mind.

Augustap:
Ur mum be like " this anaesthetics is too strong, it's disturbing this boy"

Exactly, I really acted funny Shia, even proposed to a nurse, just because she held me with a very soft and tender hand... though I couldn't see her o

Comments here are hilarious! The first time I said that, after recovery from a surgery...mum responded "Nna ozugo, mechizie onu"

I learned something here, just like some girl I respected and adored but we weren't dating. Though she is not really After money but was ready to go down even after telling me she has serious guy hoping to marry her and even discussed with this guy on phone in my presence. I was happy walking away from the sex...we became enemies afterwards.

The WhatsApp link is not working

I used to love and respect this man, now I don't know again

laborious:
Yes I just said it, right now I cannot sleep, because its just too heavy for me to bear alone, I read earlier today about some writer who never wanted a girl child, I don't wish for a girl child too, as a matter of fact I wish the world could be complete without them,
I meet this small girl some months ago at a bar where she works, she's not that pretty, dark skinned, a little above 18 years, I felt pity for her because I just wondered how a girl as young as that would go out to hustle, then I liked her because of the courage she had to be working, I use to tip her most of the time, my friend saw that I liked her, her encouraged me to get a phone number, but I hesitated, saying I don't want to be a pedophile, my friend then convinced me further that she is the kind of girl that one can help, mould to ones taste, bla bla bla..I still did not yield, but latter on I just thought of gettting close to her just to know her, but alas! She had quit the job, I felt like nigga you don dull,i tried to get her number from her colleagues but no one has it, so I concluded that maybe it was not meant to be, exactly a month later, I meet her again at the hotel I use to hang out almost every minute of everyday coz its close to my house, I was surprised, and It was like this is a sign, that very day I told her a lot of things, how I have been searching for her and how to contact her and all, she told me just started working there and I was glad, I advised her,tried to talk to her about life, I discovered she has passion for education and all,so I generally encouraged her and asked her out, after she had told me her age o..she agreed and we started seeing, I initiated sex but she said no so I calm down, at the hotel they don't treat her well, in terms feeding, like they eat once in a day , as my normal self, I use to give her some money to eat and I buy her stuffs, I had called her earlier today while I was in town, asked her what I can buy for her from town and she said anything, then I bought some stuffs she could eat so she will be fine for the night,so this evening, I was at the hotel as usual, they boiled yam and they were eating it with just palm oil, I was surprised, I had not given her what I bought for her though because I don't want guys around to have a bad impression about her, you know what I mean, so I told her not to worry that I got her something better to eat and that later in the evening I will bring it to her as she was busy then, so while I was on my way to the hotel I called her to come out to get what I bought for her, but she was answering like someone taking the deek, I was confused like what's going on? Because I just left there like 3 mins ago, although I made them believe I wasn't coming, back there, I called again she could not pick up, I tried several times but when she picked she could hardly speak out, like she was moaning and trying to talk at the same time...so I entered inside the hotel, the only people remaining there is the manager and his younger brother, the manager was sitting outside while his brother was inside, the manager knew I was into the girl but based on the fact that I was a good customer he could not stop me, I went close to there room, omo I just they hear...paaaa..paaaa.paaaaa.paaaa..see smashing ooooo. My mind cut, I weak, I tire, as in my heart ached me, I dnt know what to think, I just dragged myself home with the stuffs I bought for her.. I don't know what is wrong with our girls o... I don't know what the circumstance could be, because I can't imagine it, was she threatened,or brainwashed, what couLd they have done to her? For her to just open leg give people feeding. You with yam and palm oil!! All these things that I have seen and experience just makes me lose hope in girls, that I can't just help it but to dislike them...

Sorry, OP, once a girl is deflowered, it's difficult to mould her, so it's better you go for the mature and responsible ones. Younger girls these days are something else.

yahrant140:
do you choose yours? in Nigeria context parent chooses for children at the early age... majority of us is victim.

Once you start taking care of yourself, you're free to choose, your parents won't dictate to you forever.

Consray:
abi...but i do think guys do take a No for a Yes

That's a big mistake, Yes is Yes, No is No... Ladies and guys should be mature enough to know this.