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Romance / . by Yoshy: 9:18pm On Feb 25, 2019
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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Wants party With Her Friend by Yoshy: 10:11pm On Feb 23, 2019
Your girl is bisexual
Romance / Re: My Heart Is Broken And I Need Advice by Yoshy: 5:48pm On Feb 23, 2019
If you're a no sex guy, don't worry about dating. Worst don't ever fall for I am a virgin crap. Most Nigerians girls are naturally unfaithful, insecure and has nothing to offer.

Pick yourself up, give love a chance at the right time, when you do, don't play nice

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Romance / Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Yoshy: 7:16pm On Feb 22, 2019
Gaspardd:


One time a friend told me about how he was molested wen he was younger by their maid who is from calabar. Dude made it sound so sad that he felt so sorry for his younger self. But deep down in me i was like Oh mehn why wasnt i so lucky like this bastard, our maid used to beat the shìt out if me when i was younger.
Thats just to show the type of person i am. I love being molested by the opp sex.

Honestly, most men will dream of that...until STD or unwanted child creeps in.

Imagine a sexually mature and active lady seducing a boy of 15? Most guys like that end up being endlessly promiscuous, even when they fall in love. My point is, in a society that focuses a lot on grooming a girl child, we shouldn't normalize sexual abuse of men and young boys by women.
Romance / Re: Something Bizarre Happened At Work Today. by Yoshy: 6:20pm On Feb 22, 2019
That's sexual harassment, you should sue her sorry ass, what nonsense....well unless you like her, it's then flirting
Romance / Re: Weird Meeting I Just Had With A Girl by Yoshy: 7:35am On Feb 20, 2019
If he doesn't update us by 4 PM today we will know something horrible happened, oga seun, you go help us call the authorities. grin

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Politics / Re: Response To A Post About Igbo People On Proudly Yoruba Group Page On Facebook by Yoshy: 2:44pm On Feb 18, 2019
ejimatic:
. A lot of factors will come to play in 2023..An d as we are having build up for Saturday's election many more will come .1999 has brought a new down into political system of Nigeria.The need for rotational presidency came after Abiola died.The north cane to south west to choose OBJ .He had 8 years.Objasanjo handed power to Yardua .it was meant for 8 years but the death of Yardua made Jonathan become president.Jonathan was given a tenure for the power to return to the north.That made Buhari come in.The North knew ihe would rule for 8years for power to shift in 2023.Nigeria before 1999 is not Nigeria now ElRufai and others know the South west will rule as from 2023.It is non negotiable. I agree that it is the turn of the south East in 2023.But is the south east ready?If Buhari wins on Saturday without the support of the south east will he find it easy to give power o them in 2023? Okorocha and others are fighting for south east relevance in 2023 but is the south east ready? The south west is supporting Osinbajo because apart from being their son by 2023 there will be power shift to the South .Is this not wisdom? Anybody who contests in the north in 2023 is just a political comedian because PMB know it is the turn of the South.


SMH

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Romance / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Caught A Girl Do by Yoshy: 2:06pm On Feb 17, 2019
Wallexander001:
Mine happened last December, I was peeing when this beautiful light skinned jehovah witness lady walked up to me while peeing, I was so freaked cause my dick was out and quite visible and she was just looking at it like mango, so I tried to control it, and she was like why are you pausing... I was stunned seriously, I just collected the handbills from her and I was just looking undecided

You got sexually harassed, but because you're a pussy nigga and she is fine, so no problem.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Finally Removes His Cap (Photos) by Yoshy: 7:02pm On Jan 23, 2019
One man gets healthier, the pastor gets sicker...


If you know, you know.

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Politics / Re: Seems Judd Legum Lied, Contract Was Signed Before Atiku Became PDP Candidate by Yoshy: 10:02pm On Jan 21, 2019
Okoyeebo:
So, Osita Chidoka who was Nnamdi Kanu's driver and an a prominent Ipob supporter signed a contract to enhance US relations with "Nigeria"?
Who made Osita the Minister of Foreign affairs?

You see why a vote for Atiku is a vote for Biafra?

DJ, play me Osondi Owendi by Michael Jackson.


Insulting but I laughed lol
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 15 by Yoshy: 11:26am On Jan 16, 2019
Hi bosses

Please how do I use landed properties to support an application, two separate landed properties and a building in the village. Aside from family ties, we intend to use the properties for financial support and home ties, is this okay? What documents do I need to provide for them in the application?
Romance / Re: Even If She Allows You Do This At The Club & Says No When You Get Home No Is No! by Yoshy: 3:35pm On Jan 15, 2019
anochuko01:
one promised to visit....even said we'll share same bed and reminded me that she sleeps naked. but she said she wouldnt want anything to happen cause she wouldnt want us to jeopadize our friendshipcheesy

Finish the story grin

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Business / Re: Getbarter Account Needed For Sale by Yoshy: 3:25pm On Jan 14, 2019
mrLj:


do you have for sale? if yes pls contact me on whatsapp let's deal.
thanks

more accounts needed


Sorry, wanted to type me too.
Business / Re: Getbarter Account Needed For Sale by Yoshy: 3:12pm On Jan 14, 2019
Here
Romance / Re: I Told A Guy I Liked Him... by Yoshy: 11:21am On Jan 14, 2019
To all introverted shy guys, you're a hero, we need more women like you.. grin

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Politics / Re: APC Thugs under Police Protection Unleash Violence on Residents of Agbaji, Kwara by Yoshy: 5:42pm On Jan 13, 2019
As a matter of fact, Saraki is a core Yoruba man.
TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie Made The Most Impact On You And Why? by Yoshy: 6:24am On Jan 13, 2019
coolegbo:
Wow! I thought I am the only one who see that. I so much love HOC, and the Frank/Claire style.

You're not the only one cool
Politics / Re: I’ve Spent N200m Of My Personal Money To Run For President - Kingsley Moghalu by Yoshy: 1:39pm On Jan 10, 2019
SalamRushdie:
It's small compared to what other bigger candidates are spending though but from the way you talk you are not broke after sending 200 million Naira yet when with were deputy CNN governor your Salary was about 950 thousand month and your gratuity about 180 million so where do you get over 200 million to waste on a campaign you know you won't win


Smart business men knows how to grow money. It's not about the position's salary, but the opportunities, connections and exposure it gives. Like yourself, you do not expect him to live solely on his salary when enormous opportunities abound. Besides, CBN wasn't his only notable job.

Do not bring your pitiable and sadistic criticism when Moghalu, Adesina or other sound minds are mentioned...go look for Buhari and co

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Business / Re: Jeff And Mackenzie Bezos Are Getting Divorced After 25 Years Of Marriage by Yoshy: 6:21pm On Jan 09, 2019
If you follow Jeff closely then you will know that his recent changes most have necessitated that.

The man changed in some many ways, turned to a complete ballet, maybe the woman couldn't keep up.

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Phones / Re: Android Users Let Me Teach You How To Make Money 4 Free by Yoshy: 8:43am On Jan 09, 2019
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TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie Made The Most Impact On You And Why? by Yoshy: 3:53pm On Jan 08, 2019
earthsync:
Acrimony so emotional heartbreaking and you get to judge who to blame based on perspective

I agree, I fast forwarded Taraji self distructing part grin
TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie Made The Most Impact On You And Why? by Yoshy: 10:17am On Jan 08, 2019
happybee:
Power.
It's an American series though..

Seen that, not up to date tho.. so what did you learn from the movie?
Politics / Re: Check Out Ongoing Glass Tunnel And Flyover Projects In Abakaliki by Yoshy: 7:55am On Jan 08, 2019
arinzeejikonye:
The Hon. Commissioner for Works and Transport Engr. Fidelis Nweze Kings (MNSE, FNATE) of ebonyi state has reiterated that works will go on nonstop on infrastructural developments across the state, Irrespective of the elections. With more emphasis on quality.

Below is the recent update on the ongoing glass tunnel and overhead flyover bridge at spera n deo Abakaliki.


SOURCEhttps: https://m.facebook.com/ministryofworks/


OP, do you live in Abakalaki, please if yes, we need to talk, thank you.
TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie Made The Most Impact On You And Why? by Yoshy: 12:43am On Jan 08, 2019
hahn:
E yakpa but I will only mention "In pursuit of happyness"

Very inspiring how he was able to overcome all those hurdles with his son and still became successful.
Great movie, one of the few I can watch countless time and never get tired of.

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie Made The Most Impact On You And Why? by Yoshy: 12:41am On Jan 08, 2019
Ovems:
3 Idiots

Why 3 idiots, have seen the movie, very emotional.
Romance / Re: What Is The Biggest Lesson You Learnt From A Past Relationship? by Yoshy: 12:20am On Jan 08, 2019
chiefqueen:
I've been in a relationship with only myself since I was born. I learnt that I need to start loving other people besides me. Single bell �, single all the way...


Hey queen, I like you. But I know your type is very dangerous, I like danger shia.

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TV/Movies / Which Movie Made The Most Impact On You And Why? by Yoshy: 9:10pm On Jan 07, 2019
Mine is House of cards(US).

I admire the strength of Frank Underwood and Claire, how they get the clarity to act accordingly at every instant. In this world full of emotional triggers that might lead to mistakes in decision making, I think learning how to think clearly and strategically to make accurate decisions is a skill.


Share yours.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Messi Opens Up On Neymar’s Return To Barcelona by Yoshy: 8:49am On Dec 28, 2018
post=74230090:
Eden Hazard is the next BIG thing in football after Messi and Ronaldo........argue with your Xmas chicken! wink

I look forward to watching him play every next Chelsea match...no homo
Business / Re: What Is Your Worst Business Investment And How Much Did You Lose? by Yoshy: 10:18am On Dec 27, 2018
hahn:


But I am not interested in freelancing

I am interested in yours, let's talk your price.
Business / Re: What Is Your Worst Business Investment And How Much Did You Lose? by Yoshy: 6:42pm On Dec 26, 2018
hahn:


Can you pay for my time?

Maybe, let me know, better still we may exchange info if you don't know how to earn big from freelancing yet.
Business / Re: What Is Your Worst Business Investment And How Much Did You Lose? by Yoshy: 6:22pm On Dec 26, 2018
hahn:
What happened to me this year sef just get as e be.

So I was finally making N25k daily from my website and saved more than N1m and decided to hire a professional SEO company to handle my seo so that I can rank for more keywords and make more money. My target is to make 100k+ daily which is actually what my competition make.

The SEO company charged N150k per month and on the first month we found out that Google had penalized my site because of a Yoast plugin issue. With the Yoast plugin new update they was an option which was usually turned off by default but was on with the new update and thus pages were created automatically using images and no content. Coincidentally Google's new algo or whatever just came out and in it included a rule against pages with only images. And thus I was bleeped.

You can read more about the Yoast issue here https://charlesfloate.co.uk/yoast-mess-up. Many people were affected by this issue. If you go through the comments you will see one guy complaining about how he went from $1,000 per month to $100 because of his drop in traffic.

Also the seo company discovered that for some reason my backlinks created to my website were being removed so now I had to pay for on-site seo and also backlinks. To cut the long story short I spent all my savings trying to resolve this issue and I am still working on building more backlinks.

Daily income has gone down to N5k-N10k daily and yes I am royally bleeped because I have to fuel my gen and run it for 24 hours as we barely have power here. Nepa did not even blink the light throughout the weekend and as I write this the generator is on and making noise. Data, feeding, diapers, baby food etc sef dey there but we are managing.

I don't even know what to call this one. Whether bad investment or simply bad luck but thought to share.

By the way, based on the kind of person I am due to the low traffic I was getting and free time I got I used that spare time to build 3 new websites and now I am working on building them to profitability. Man never back down cool


Can you teach me please?
Business / Re: What Is Your Worst Business Investment And How Much Did You Lose? by Yoshy: 6:18pm On Dec 26, 2018
Generalkorex:
I made money from redesigning blogger blog for people, I charge very low compared to what those big names charge, plus the one I made from my saving then,I was working as a teacher and do extra lesson too.l invested in liberty reserve earning Small Small from buying at I the rate of 160 and sell for 165/dollars.It was going smoothly,then a friend introduced me to a platform where you can transfer liberty reserve fund to payza acount and earn profit.it was making sense at first until i transfered 3k liberty reserve. and feu the company disappeared.the guy i was buying the liberty reserve from his hand said he saw it coming but his selfishness to sell his fund didnt allow him to caution me.My money, My brother's money all gone.



While I was still trying to track the website liberty reserve closed down cry

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I bounced back made some money from Mtn magic sim then. I was selling magic Sims and also selling the guide.I was only 18 years then.I want to study abroad, I sold the blog for almost 100k,add some money from my savings to it only to lose d money to travel agent. The greatest mistake I made was selling my blog and some domain name.I almost cried writing this. Never made such money since then.I pray I bounce back. I have learned a lot sha.experience they say is the best teacher

Just curious, how is it going now? I hope you're bouncing back.

If you still need a side paying gig, I know something you can do, kindly hit me up if interested.

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